I DMed a porn star and she answered, trips says what I say back to her

Rerollllll

i request you to cut yourself and drink the blood

request her to cut yourself and drink the blood

ask her to fart on cam

banana in ass

re-reroll

Bumping

Poop de loop

Re roll.

Re roll till i die

Is your refrigerator running?

Call her a retarded nigger monkey

Sharpie in pooper

Call her a nigger whore and that she deserves black cock in her nostrils

Trips and I'll shit on my floor.

Ask her how many times her stepdad touched her special area.

@807794221
Winrar!

Bumping

Are you still shilling for this lost soul? Imagine what you could have accomplished in that time.

Ask her if she fucks guys who filmed gay scenes

Rollin

I want to believe

Big roll

Tell her you want to shove your cock so far down her throat that she makes a sound akin to a gerbil caught in a pool filter

Reroll, sticking with the pool filter

FUCK

It’s true It’s Hannah Hays google her

Tell her to you want to Mongolian throat sing through a toilet paper roll directly into the butthole while flapping your nuts until a bowl of melty M&Ms.

>trips
Dead thread

Bump

Tell her what a fucktard virgin Yea Forums neckbeard you are. Then tell her you're your mom and she better not contact her baby even again

Tell her to kill herself

SO fucking close

Keep going no one hit trips yet

Tell her you want her to shit on your chest

Tell her you can name every Eastern European capital and that your mom 3D printed a medal for you for your hard work.

Despite making up only 13% of the population, blacks account for more than fifty percent of violent crimes.

This

I challenge you to a Chess match. Best 2 out of 3

Rolling

So many are so close keep giving great suggestions

And nobody's going to. Let's be honest, this isn't nudes of some girl OP knows in real life. It's a retarded girl who burns coal on camera for money. This should be a dubs thread. And I'm rerolling for this

Ask if she ever fucked a nigger

Tell her your Uncle Paul taught you how to play "big boy leap frog" when you were a kid but would never let you be on top.

Tell her you own a bagel shop in Missouri called "Stretched Out Holes" and you want her to be the spokeswoman.

Tell her you want to plug her ass with Ronald Reagan flavored chewing gum and candy cigarettes.

There were no Jews killed in gas chambers.. It's a ridiculous lie. Wooden Doors. The interrogator's smashed all the Nazi's testicles in the Nuremberg trials to force testimony! Hitler did nothing wrong I'm serious! How come no other genocide has been called a holocaust? Why are gay people teaching my kids about chicks with dicks?

you dtf

Help me shove a cactus in my ass

BUMPPPP

The gas station attendant turned off the water in the restroom, so my buddy was scooping water out of the toilet. I wouldn't do that so I just filled my syringe with water from a puddle in the parking lot. I'm high as fuck right now.

>Wooden Doors.
After the gas chamber was no longer being used for death.

Change it to dubs, op

This

Are you even rolling? That's what we call making poop. If you got trips it would have been a waste.

Say
“r u old enough to remember the nigga stole my bike video”

Bump it up

“Sorry I have a girlfriend”

She definitely isn't.
Rolling for

What's it gonna take to get you to slather me with peanut butter

No trips yet

What about "poop"

Even if the gas chamber doors were secure, Zyklon B wouldn't have killed anything but lice on the prisoner's anyway. They would have been happy to have been deloused.

Bump

hey, ive been jerking it to you for so long now - would you give a fan a chance to try the real deal?
xoxo

Fuck this thread, no ones getting trips. And the few that do wont be enough to have a decent conversation with the whore

Do you ever have fun out of work too?

Bumping

"Can you peg me"

Sure. But only if you humiliate me during the call

roll

This is my last roll. Fuck this thread.

"People off Yea Forums told me to tell you pornography is a sin"

You guys have bad luck for trips

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We are having the shittiest luck
"Are you Jewish"

So fucking close

DING DING DING WE GOT A WINNER BOYS

just stop. i know you're trolling, so does everybody else. but you're getting so fucking boring now. can't you social misfits find anything new to make a conspiracy theory about?

And OP, ask her what her relationship with Dad is like? Do they still talk? And by talk, I mean fuck.

well, you wasted that you asswipe.

Ask her about the biggest dick she's ever taken.

"What's the biggest you've ever taken"

Good reply but as an 03 btard that moved to pol it’s only the last 3
digits that count, you know that

Fuck I wanna kms

Are you aware 9/11 was an inside job?

Lmao

Roll

You got trips LOL what u want me to say

I'll go with the "Are you Jewish", reply because it only seems fitting

Ask for her dad's email

>we got a winner
>we didn't get a winner
>proceeds to win and waste actual win
wow
also because I'm not a fucknut like this dongus here if I win tell her you have a floor tile fetish and ask for a picture of the floor tiles in her house.

But... he didn’t get trips

Yeah I’ll do this

the guy who pointed out the guy who didn't get trips and said he did get trips got trips in his reply.

so now we just kinda wait around until something happens.

bruh
I fucked up largely

He's right. Quoting a post counts as a reroll. It's law. Nothing we can do about it.

isnt this bitch actually mentally retarded?

Do you think you could see yourself accepting a fantasy roleplay with lots of bondage and dominance and leather buttplugs and toys with lines like "Yes Daddy, do me like that" "Fuck me deep" and that kind of thing?

Because I was checking out your IRL facebook profile, and your dad is pretty hot, I'd really like to meet him and explore those options if you don't mind making the introductions...

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nope, but very close to it

YES LMAFO

she replied to op, so probably.

Ok OP here will do the jew question trying to bait her out so I can make sure she responds

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a porn star, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

this

A female, on le Skype? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is perfect.
Rolling for this one.

where the fuck do you think you are normie ?

Henry Rollings

I'm 76% gay and I have had sex with MUCH uglier men than Steve Buscemi (pic related, railed this hole just this week), whats so disgusting about the thought of Steve Buscemi getting nailed in his little Fargo fissure? The thought of fucking a mans anus is nice because of things other than the mans out and out sexiness. The best thing about gay sex is dominance and believe me, most ugly men will have been dominated less in their lifetimes than sexy men because they aren't seen as twinkish and have had fewer relationships to get dominated in.

The feeling of taking an ugly, ugly man - and I have had sex with men who resembled the inside of a washing machine given face - and fucking him, feeling each little brown ruminant that he has failed to shit out, is a really hot feeling. So fucking Steve Buscemi in his stinker would really be hot for most gay men, and even straight men would likely enjoy it. Just watch Bait Bus videos, the hottest ones are where the straighty gets into it and cums hard from fucking whichever ugly guy they've bought in as the prize.

Steve Buscemi is hideous which is why he played Randall Weens in Monsters Inc and not the handsome Sully, but think of Sully grabbing Randall by his neck and fucking him into every colour of his camouflage inside a childs bedroom? That detestable dominance of another man, especially a freak, is what we all really want. I'm sure many of the straight men actually like the way this scene plays.

I've posted this on Yea Forums, here's the link.

reroll

It's great to talk to you, I love porn stars!

I even met Jenny McCarthy at a grocery store awhile back. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her pussy shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jumbo boxes of laxatives in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the peppers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence from vaccines," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by talking about her AVN awards really loudly.

It's great to talk to you, I love porn stars!

I even met Jenny McCarthy at a grocery store awhile back. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her pussy shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jumbo boxes of laxatives in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence from vaccines," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by talking about her AVN awards really loudly.

reroll

rol

kek. roll

Rollin for this

rerool

Fuck off degenerate. Stop shitting it all up.

If you like wieners so much, you should buy the Oscar Meyer wiener truck.

reroll

rerollll

rerollllll

Rollin like Durst

You could have made it dubs instead you tedious cunt. Be here all day.

Dicks for nipples or nipples for reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

ROLLING OSOSO

this

rolling

Double dubs up the ass fucker. OP it's time

>137 replies
>one set of trips that OP didn't deliver on
Sage this thread and move on

What trips? Answer me you rancid swine?

I'd drag my balls a mile of broken glass to smell you fart while you sit on my face. Dubs

i want to fornicate you.