According to Megan's Law, any time I go on a date with a girl, I'm legally obliged to tell her I'm a registered sex offender.
What the fuck. How am I supposed to find meaning in my life and move on from my past with shit like this?
According to Megan's Law, any time I go on a date with a girl...
Carson Mitchell
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Jaxon Flores
dont be a fucking sex offender retard??
Joseph Russell
You levels 2-3 user?
Ryan Thompson
You're fucked op, maybe next time control your urges and don't be a fucking mongoloid
Brayden Taylor
what did you do user?
Henry Gutierrez
Megan's Law only applies to sex offenders branded level 2 or 3 by the state. Level 1's information is private.
>Story?
You must've goofed pretty bad bud.
Henry Gutierrez
All I did was remove all my clothing and run nude in my high school for graduation day. I was 18 and they hit me with some serious sex offender charges because I had a hard on.
Isaiah Russell
Be smart and just tell the truth but not the whole truth. Say something along the lines of “this is embarrassing but I have to tell you I am a sex offender. I know how it sounds and I’m not proud but when I was 18 I had a 17 yr old girlfriend and her parents freaked.” Just down play that shit.
Wyatt Morris
That's a pretty big overreaction, but you just can't get away with stuff like that anymore. Look on your local sex offender registry and see if there's any women to date
Adrian Nelson
We need to hear the story of what happened Yea Forumsro. Did you do something stupid like shit on a school playground? Or did you actually rape someone?
Ryan Ross
I am literally retarded did not see the story here
Logan Brown
Well... I mean I accidentally came all over the ground when I was 'apprehended' by school counselors.
Cooper Clark
Okay that's different
Matthew Brown
Evan Johnson
I don't understand why I'm such a bad guy. Doesn't everybody find this kind of stuff funny when it happens on YouTube? Why did I get hit with this crazy charge and some time in jail? It was a high school prank.
Robert Jackson
It would've been a lot better if you hadn't cum
Aaron Collins
Were you jacking it while you ran through campus? There is no other way you were that close to the edge of nutting when you were tackled than you were jacking it.
Adrian Cook
this, you don't just cum the second you get arrested, unless you have some handcuff or cop fetish or something.
Gavin Watson
Double down and do it again. You're already a sex offender.
Juan Jackson
>when it happens on youtube
When it happens on youtube, the pranker usually doesn't cum in public and therefore has a good argument for saying that his 'indecent exposure' wasn't done with the intention of sexually perturbing someone else. However, your case is different.
Also, each state's law's is different. And if there were minors in that place then that becomes a whole different case.
criminal.findlaw.com
I really don't know much about this stuff, but it makes sense I guess.
Lincoln Robinson
I find it funny but well that shit is retarded
Why would you do something like that
Please Greentext
Ayden Parker
People, sometimes.
Adam Sanders
Op was it this ...be truthful
Levi Jenkins
no it was streaking in high school followed by fucking busting when the teachers pinned him down.
Elijah Sullivan
There is more to this then a prank...you wouldn't be a lv 3 turd on the list then streaking is a class 1 offense at least that i know of.
Caleb Wood
Listen I wasn't jacking off or anything, I honestly at the time had a fear boner. They had me pinned so long that the feeling of the teacher's hands and my chode rubbing against the floor mat just got me there. They punished me WAY too hard.
Jayden Davis
Well was it a hot teacher if it was male then your fucking gay for busting a nut by a male...
Anthony Rodriguez
You know it was a guy teacher. OP is always gay. Plus OP was face down on the floor when he came so he came on himself and smeared it all over himself. Smearing cum all over yourself is hella gay
Luis Gutierrez
It was the male police man. He had bulging muscles ;x After the teachers confined me, the police man came up to me shouting at me and it was sooo hot I came so hard. I'm a twink, so what.
Kevin Adams
>so what
Enjoy hate from over half the internet.
Ayden Ross
>krusty krab
where is this i need to know
Luis Nelson
nigger are you stupid or something, that obviously isn't op
Angel Butler
Every time you meet a girl just say, “hello I’m user I am a registered sex offender.” They will think it’s funny.
Landon Jenkins
Even if he wasn't, my post was worth it.