I need help Yea Forumsros. I’m stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper or paper towels. What am I supposed to do...

I need help Yea Forumsros. I’m stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper or paper towels. What am I supposed to do? Also YLYL thread.

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Go Muslim, use your left hand to wipe, then rinse your hand.

Nah, not a stinky brown person.

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get up and spread your buttcheeks to keep the poop from smearing all over while you grab a roll of tp

use your underwear to wipe. when you’re done, have your mommy wash it for you

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Hop in the shower and clean your ass ofd, that’s what I do

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Use your sock

wash you ass in the sink u animal

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youtube.com/watch?v=TULrAk6kw1k

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I can’t believe I lost to this

Saurse?

Doubt

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not sure. got it on Yea Forums 2 years ago

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lol I'm already semi-retired nigger.

Here Yea Forumsro i got you......oops , looks like im out too...

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Sahurce?

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'crossbusted,' powfooo and chinpo

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Lost

Saved. I lost. Expectations Subverted.

Wipe with your hand

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Use your sock, one of my golf buddies did it on the course when he had diahrea

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Got five ones for a five?

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stop posting the same weak shit you fags

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90% of this is just me. im not OP. get a sense of humor that isnt burning kittens

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Are you fucking retarded? Everyone knows it's fake. Everyone.

And here you are, saying it's real. What a fool you must feel like.

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Use a bible, obviously

Use some small money

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Use one of your socks.

Have you idiots seriously not been in this situation before?

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okay so.... squeeze your cheeks and waddle off to find some paper, crumple it up, open it, fold it in quarters and rub two halves of it back and forth to smooth it back out, crumple it up again, smooth it again, lather, rinse repeat, eventually the paper will be soft enough to wipe your ass without scratching your asshole.

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I don't get it,

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retard.

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Sysaphus

It's not a pop culture reference kiddo, unless you're counting ancient Greek pop culture.

roll

I know. I just wanted to use my OC.

Oh ok, nice OC.

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That was wholesomely funny

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Doubt

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Just use a plastic water bottle like a super power by 2020!

>
hahaha lost also

Got any towels. If so use those.
If not, use your hands. I trust you have a sink in that bathroom of yours. Just don't touch your face until after sink usage

Are you Chinese or Japanese?

fuck off faggot, get out of here with your ifunny garbage

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I'd like to whip off my son's cotton panties and sing you all a shanty about How I use violent sex as a weapon against my own adopted infants

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Olay that was pretty funny

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Sisyphus

Why did he kill him?

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Socks

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That's a pretty tasty looking dick. Maybe you can wipe my ass with that.

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Damage control :joy:

Fucking lost

I love this cute 'lil tit

Luckily for you i was born in the 70s

Imagine the smell...
...of your hairs burning in your nose...

>not naming it rdr2

shittiest anime ever cause no new weapon every episode

retarded amurika system

This is the premise of Scoob and Shag, go read it

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He caught the gay

>Blood everywhere
>Pants on
>No blood on legs

Fake and gay

Finally a decent argument.

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Wtf XD

i'd like to ask the audience?

Lute. That gulls got dancin' legs

An olympian's value is once every 4 years and none of them make any money. What a horrible thing to want for your kids.

Lol lost.

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I call this one the nose nug

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wipe anus with hand, wash hand.

its not difficult

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Hello user I've missed you

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Holy fuck. Me and the boys used to talk about doing that all the time and here it is.

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Check'd

FPBP material

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Yo nigga weezer be the best in tha game nah im sayin

The Wheel Of Cash.

>Fucking hate those books.

Was this from my ylyl last night. Also here u go. You better have contributed to it
Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

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>she

Correct!

Steel is heavier than feathers

gay furry porn. find the continuation series on panda

He was about to tell the world that they were being manipulated and that guy is a cunt. In the end he had a diary sent to the news outlet anyway so...

I have a degree in art history. Lost.

o dear

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LOL

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>Quest started: One for my honey

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What about those of us who understood the reference and still though the comic to be profoundly unfunny?

Yes you did

>implying ancient Greek isn't pop culture.

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The layout indicates that the lies are listed on the board. This is denying the critique of the Baby Boomers' world.

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Post anime bitches shooting heroin

>Rinse

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Rinse your ass in the sink

fake and ultra gay

its "the killing joke"
didnt you ever read superman?

STRAIGHT TO THE DOME

That's actually really fucking good

Lost

Confirmed

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I like this.

:D
oisko tää :--DDDD

No you don't? Nullifying digits deny your faggottery

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ebin doble throab :---DDD

ebic Ah know mate

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>reddit.com

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Poor doggo
: D

Is this from the same author as the ol' spicy keychain?

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I don't know anyone in creation who is "a 1000 year old moon goddess" that clearly takes on the appearance of an underage girl. Illegal. Get out.

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Wash your dirty american ass in the shower with soap. And then you clean your hand with more soap. Whats the deal? Your ass wont be itchy and wont burn anymore like it use to

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Yeah because those people only compete once in 4 years and then sit on their asses everyday browsing Yea Forums for the rest of the time

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WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE!

Liquid baby bulding instructions..... I fucking lost it right there

No seal jokes!