What's it like to have sex Yea Forums? How do you convince someone to have sex with you?

Dont do that remember what I told you, a painful life with dignity is better than a mediocre humilliating one

My life is meaningless without sex though. I bought into this advice when I was in my 20s. That's why I'm still a virgin at 33.
I don't think that even counts. For me, the important part about sex is experiencing it with another person who actually wants to be there with me. An escort (or hooker, and lets be real they're the same thing) is just counting down the clock until she can leave.

>My life is meaningless without sex though. I bought into this advice when I was in my 20s. That's why I'm still a virgin at 33.

Choose one

you dont need her to be convinced

Because I want the emotional connection that comes with real sex, with a real person who really wants to be there with me. A prostitute is just a small step above an onahole.

Fuck that. It's no different than fucking any other girl. Instead of wasting a shit ton of time and money trying to make a girl like you enough to give it up once, you shortcut the bullshit, give her the money up front and get to the only part you really want.

Plus once you actually do it a few times, you'll realize it's not that big of a deal. You'll quit putting pussy on a pedestal and itll come a lot easier from then on (unless you're 400 lbs of course).

Don't you have $200 ?

Yep. Money isn't the issue. I don't think I'd even be able to enjoy it knowing she doesn't want to be there.

Simple, look for escort ads that say 'GFE'. Take her out to dinner first if it makes you feel better about the fantasy.

It's probably going to be shit your first time anyways, so don't worry about making it some special moment. You'll end up hyping it up too much and get limp dick or something.

>I don't think that even counts.
Pfff try a double blowjob with 2 qt, then tell me if that doesn't count.

>A prostitute is just a small step above an onahole.
No.

It's still just a fantasy though. It's not real, and both of us know that. Plus, law enforcement realizes that escorts are just prostitutes by another name, and with my luck I'd probably lose my virginity to Bubba in prison.

>she doesn't want to be there.
It's part of the kink.

Whatever floats your particular boat, but I'd only really be able enjoy it if she's enjoying it too.

i bought this whore for 1 1/2 hours in oregon about 6 months ago. she sucked my dick until i came in her mouth in the first like 15 minutes, then we took a shower together and joked and laughed and smoked weed and talked about life then i fucked her and came again and she left. excellent use of $400. You're naive.

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Knife, gun, or a good old fashioned blow to the head with a heavy object will usually do the trick.

Jesus christ you faggot, it's 80 percent right time and right place.
Get off Yea Forums, do some physical exercise and start meeting women.

Note, you'll have to approach at least a hundred women before you can expect any pussy, don't believe anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. It takes time to build confidence and there are no short cuts.

or forget about pussy and only accept it if you only get it for free

Dont believe the romantic movie hype that some girl is going to fall madly in love with you. If you do get a girl to fuck you after a few dates IRL, shes probably going to have other motives anyways (wants you to buy her more shit, etc). You're not exactly going to be dealing with cream of the crop girls as a 33 year old virgin.

Pussy is never free, kid.

with $tyle and chari$ma maybe be intere$ting

real

Being that he's 33 and has never got pussy, he is never getting it for free. He's clearly not attractive enough for girls to approach him, so he's going to have to go after them. The vast majority of the girls out there aren't going to give it up 100% free to someone like this, he's going to at least have to buy some drinks.

Life is not about having sex... or getting a partner. Just learn to be happy with what you have, then nothing else matters, if you are not happy with what you already have, then you will never be satisfied.

May as well just cut his dick off then. If he's that old and no girls have ever shown interest, they're not exactly going to be busting down his door for a free fuck.

You must have been the edgiest and coolest kid in high school.
What constitutes an approach in that context? Presumably more than just saying hello, right? I guess with those numbers I can probably expect to get laid sometime around my 70th birthday. I guess that's not too bad. At least I won't die a virgin.
I'm not looking for the creme of the crop. I'm just looking for someone who wants to be with me. And I'm perfectly happy to pay for a few dates if we enjoy spending time together.

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It's fun and healthy daily exercise, I think it's usually overhyped by most people tho

It's alot like when you where a kid and you wanted a toy really bad and you always thought about playing and would talk about it with your frens, but when you got it and you realized it's just a toy not the arc of the covenant

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thats the point you fucking retard, just dont care about getting pussy unless its handed to you

thats the point he only pursues pussy when it doesnt affect his dignity, which in his case getting it for free is the only way to maintain it

Buying drinks is fine by me, but I don't think that would work. Out at a bar, women have the choice between me and Chad. I don't think buying drinks is going to help.
Sure. If you're dying of thirst, just be happy. If you're starving, just be happy. If you've never experienced the most basic act that makes humans human, just be happy.

unrelated, but I've always loved this pic. Good choice OP.

I had like 6 girls fall in love like that for me. Two this year. Sorry to burst your bubble user, it does happen, you just can't be a daft cunt ignoring facts around you.

Except I never got the cool toys as a kid, just like I don't get sex.
How is that going to help? I certainly can't expect pussy to be handed to me. If I don't care about it, I'm guaranteed to die a virgin.

Shit what site do you use in Oregon

The easiest time in my life to get laid was when I went to Cancun for spring break. I would just go somewhere and it would just happen. Almost every night! Very debaucherous place

How attractive are you / 10? Things don't "just happen". What did you do to make it happen?

Another option would be to go to a shit hole country where $1 buys you a meal. Sometimes just being from a part of the world they envy makes you a winner - sad reality

I guess 7. I would sometimes just walk up to a bar with a t-shirt that would get people talking

Nice try FBI

How attractive are you out of 10?

That would explain it. I'm a 5 on a good day. No woman is going to come up to talk to me just because I went to a bar in a t shirt.
See above

When you say sex, are you talking about vaginal intercourse specifically? Do BJs and HJs count?

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Almost had sex once, then I realized vagina is gross and I couldn't ever get it up looking at that axe wound. If only girls had dicks, no homo.

Lol nah I’ve been on EM but dont know how to tell if they’re legit

I'd still give Cancun a try. Most of the action I've had was from that

OP's mom.

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Any of those would be considerably more than what I have right now. But vaginal intercourse would be ideal.
Have you considered sucking dick instead? You'd probably prefer it.

Don't do it OP, if you have sex you won't be able to return to Yea Forums

You mean having sex would help me escape this horrible place forever. Bring it on!

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Lol whatever you say

fuck I just want her, she must smell like hot chinatown trash

That's why you're failing already. Without even trying you are thinking you HAVE to ask for it. And that's not the case, first times just happen, you don't ask for them. Maybe with a girl friend. Or a girlfriend. Get them to know you, get to know them. Be close and have trust in each other without getting friendzoned. I used to make out with my best friend all the time without even being anything. And then it just happened after a party. I invited her to stay with me, because her home was sorta far and party ended at 2 am. (And for the record she didn't drink). We just lied there in my bed and then kisses just happened. And this is where you act OP, don't be shy, scalate moderately. First caress her waist, then her leg, slowly go for her ass and if she takes your hand off it, leave it for a few seconds and then come back to it. She will give in, and it all goes fine from there, slowly go up to her tits, and when she is heated up enough just rub her pussy. At this point you are assured to get a blowjob, and if you heat her up enough and don't have any condoms. Maybe she will even allow it raw. The point is JUST DO IT. man. Most people aren't successful because they are afraid of acting, they are afraid of rejection. But rejection doesn't matter, be shameless and daring. Shit happens and if you are rejected it won't matter, just learn to go on and keep trying.

What's the closest you've come?

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Yeah I thought about it, but I prefer to be the one getting my dick sucked. I mean if she's hot and she's got a dick I'll touch it, don't even mind rubbing dicks with her.

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Bro, you're fucking pathetic.

>srsly

Normal sex gets boring fast. If you get it frequently you will start to get into weird shit.

Do you watch a lot of porn? It may be making you place too much value on sex

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It's over rated OP, just get a pocket pussy and it's pretty much the same thing

Sex looks a hell of a lot better when you're not having it. Unless you're like in love and it's your first time with them, it's like a more social version of masturbation.

It's like when you're thirsty as hell, that first drink of water tastes like the nectar of the gods.

Op what do you think is the reason you can’t get laid?

Unless you have sex it public, that shits the best.

It doesn't change your life in any appreciable way.
You had sex...so has billions of other people.

A blowjob done right is way better then a fleshlite. Plus who’s gonna peg me?

This is what i have never understood.
OMG I CANT FUK!!!! AnD mY LIFE IS OVER because i cant FFFUUUKKKKKK>>

dude get a hooker.

NO I WANT LOVEEEEEE I CANT GET LOVE I CANT LIVE WITH OUT MY BALLS IN A BITCHES PURSE!!!!!!!!!

there are plenty of cunts now a days get and ugly fat strong ball busting bitch

NOOO NUUUUUU I WANT THE PERFECT ANIMOOOO WIFUUUUUUUU SHE MUST BE THE 50's HOUSE WIfuuuUUUU virGIN and a cOmPlEtE SLUUUUT BUt ONLY fooooRRR ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are incels so vague and narcissistic. Thinking that the world and laws of nature should bend to there pie in the sky delusion. Don't bitch about not having something you can have, then change what you wont when people point out you can have what your bitching about not having...

Thank you!
I couldn't have said it better user.

Fucking a pussy feels pretty great. Although there is something to be said about the comfort of your own hand and it knowing exactly what you like in order to cum. The performance pressures surrounding sex do suck. I have a pretty mediocre dick, but I make it work with my girlfriend.

Let him know you cruise Yea Forums for sexual advice, he'll realize you are a stud.

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Op just go to a larp that’s where incels meet femcels. Prepare to lower your standards, but hey it’s a chance.

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truth

more?

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Sharing from ur collection?

My sides

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Is Op still here or is he jerking off and crying again?

wrap a hundred dollar bill around your penis and wait

yes sir

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Interesting choice to shave everything but ur face.

Go buy a hooker and find out.

hey you. i like you. wanna fuck?
then fuck.

Girls on dating apps in the US are so picky
Whenever I used to visit the US on vacation I'd try to score with local girls by opening a tinder profile but no one matched with me
In Mexico I can find a woman to have sex with once a month if I try hard enough, maybe even once every 15 days if I really lower my standards

I'm 32yo 5'4", light skinned, average face

I'm really fat and 5'7" and can score a Mexican girl every week if I try. Those girls are super easy. But their vaginas smell like a thousand sweaty underarms.

I mean mexican girls in Mexico
The whiter you look the more of an advantage you'll have with dark skinned girls
Some are decent looking, smell good, etc; but obviously don't compare to white girls

Same as being white living in Chinatown.

I'm

Forgot to say I'm skinny-fat, unemployed, live with my mom, and have gynecomastia, yet I still am able to fuck a girl every once in a while even though mexican girls are more conservative
Don't lose hope, if I can have sex everyone can; just try to talk to as much girls as possible and learn from your mistakes

Women in the US didn’t fuck you because you’re a dirty beaner, Sergio. Nobody wants to bang some smelly shitskin.

>had sex
>Yea Forums
pick one

Ironically, I was in a relationship with a white girl from NY for 7 years

I'm 6/8 european (french/spanish/dutch), 1/8 native mexican indian and 1/8 japanese
I have never smell strongly because I didn't fully develop secondary sexual characteristics but I still shower twice daily and wear deodorant and cologne

I have pedomorphic features which imo put me at a disadvantage

heres what you do, its always a game of numbers

1. "what does a nosy pepper do?"
2. "he gets jalapeno business
3. What's the question you hate getting asked on here? (now I'm the nosy pepper)
4. answer honestly
5. "I'm terrible on checking this app, would you prefer texting?"

Get the number and run with it, suggesting a game of 20 questions is always good, get to know her, go on a date and guaranteed they want to smash, not a question of attractiveness but you've demonstrated and interest in them and they dig that

probably too complicated for you faggots

yeah a lot of girls are looking for sex themselves
it's just a matter of getting them to agree to it without making them feel like they are looking like sluts but without you looking desperate too

for real, its not that hard just dont be a retard and ask them about themselves

Honestly, I'd never hire a hooker of any kind. Sex is amazing when it's with someone you love.

But if you're of the mindset that sex is out of your reach, then I say just get a hooker, or as many hookers as you need to gain the experience and confidence to get over that self-imposed setback. If you have confidence, anyone worth having will be happy to give it up to you. If you believe you'll never have sex... that's the only reason you won't. plain and simple.

Just take care of yourself, make yourself presentable, socialize, don't be a beta cuck or a creep, be confident but not cocky, and you'll do fine.

don't submit to your own preconceived notions of your self worth or desirability.
Don't be an incel faggot.
Take control of your life (no, I don't mean rape)