Out walking in the woods

>out walking in the woods
>see this about 30 feet in front of you

What do Yea Forums?

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I go to pet the danger doggo

Lay still on the ground in like a ball position covering my head and neck otherwise you dead boi

Die

unleash the pet silverback gorilla i've raised from birth and am taking on a walk to go kick its ass

I really hope I have a gun with me, or some bear mace, or am hiking with a large group of people whom I can outrun .

Pick some wild herbs so you at least taste nice when it charges and fucking eats you

act dead because grizzly bears arent scavengers and hunt for fun so they could ignore you but black bears ARE scavengers and you should act big and scary to a black bear

>fun, life-saving fact

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cringe

imagine thinking a fucking black bear is a threat, fucking idiot moron