>out walking in the woods
>see this about 30 feet in front of you
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Out walking in the woods
Mason Perez
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Wyatt Cook
I go to pet the danger doggo
Andrew Fisher
Lay still on the ground in like a ball position covering my head and neck otherwise you dead boi
Sebastian Sanchez
Die
Jaxon Jackson
unleash the pet silverback gorilla i've raised from birth and am taking on a walk to go kick its ass
Christopher Gray
I really hope I have a gun with me, or some bear mace, or am hiking with a large group of people whom I can outrun .
Ethan Evans
Pick some wild herbs so you at least taste nice when it charges and fucking eats you
Bentley Mitchell
act dead because grizzly bears arent scavengers and hunt for fun so they could ignore you but black bears ARE scavengers and you should act big and scary to a black bear
>fun, life-saving fact
Hunter Fisher
cringe
Ethan Hall
imagine thinking a fucking black bear is a threat, fucking idiot moron
Robert Davis
Kick it in the nuts. Grizzly bears like being kicked in the nuts.
Dylan Brooks
People like to think they’re the hot shit around in this world but out in the wild, we’re the bitch.
Nature is pretty frightening shit
Mother fucker is 1300 lbs, 1/3 bigger than a cow
Luke Martin
Stand my ground, look it in the eyes and give it the finger. If im gona get nomed im not gona go out like a bitch
Charles Cook
Follow it around to find out if it shits
Easton Wright
wtf is this thread
I was literally just watching bears wrestling and fighting for like 30 mins
Jason Hall
Ethan Bennett
i pull out my gun and point it at the bear and then shoot myself 5 times and then a 6th time if the bear is still coming
Jaxson Rogers
Run and run up a tree. Break limp off try to keep big ass bear from climbing up with me.
Juan Russell
that big boi gonna climb faster then you.
Jaxon Thomas
So a few things
You can not out run them they are fast as fuck boy like 35 mph
You can not shoot them during peak thiCC season unless you have a high caliber bullet
You can not out wait them in a tree
You can not hide inside something
You can not fight back against a brown bear
You die
Very things are scary in the wild than a big brown bear especially if its in its eating season
Adrian Cook
run to it and accept my fate
John Carter
Say hello then turn 360° and walk away
Ethan Fisher
360°
Turn all the way back around and then walk toward it
Peak bear food faggots take a look
Noah Gomez
Lube up my cock.
Asher Jenkins
Realize you've probably reached the end of the line and a horrible death to boot.