Dear Yea Forums.
Would you like to see me naked?
I'm 18, youthful, fresh. I'm positively delicious and looking for a frickbuddy. Will you be my forever frickbuddy?
Kindest regards,
Shlurck
Dear Yea Forums.
Would you like to see me naked?
I'm 18, youthful, fresh. I'm positively delicious and looking for a frickbuddy. Will you be my forever frickbuddy?
Kindest regards,
Shlurck
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that depends, what size are your tits?
sure
I will not be your forever frickbuddy, but nudes because Yea Forums.
Only with a timestamp
Post your cock faggot
DO IT OP
show us your asshole.
>frickbuddy
lulz
i wanna love you, shlurk
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Kindest Yea Forums,
Thank you for your vested interest in becoming frickbuddies. Due to the overwhelming support I have received, I have attached an image of a tantalizing chunk of flesh, which belongs to me. My apologies for the low quality, my father was a photographer and a rapist.
Love and kisses, and sucky wucky,
Shlurck
wowow thats one mesmerizing photo
kik?
Dearest magnificent Yea Forums,
I am a fraud. A liar of the highest caliber. I apologize for stringing you along like this. I am a piece of used cotton, a bit of detritus floating down the of falsehood.
In the aforementioned flesh picture, I was not, infact, declothed, nude, naked, nor not wearing vestments to hide my shame. In fact, I am quite comfortably resting in my jammie jams. They are flannel. And soft. And warm.
Inside this covetous hole of holes that I call my mouth, the angry biting bitter of untruth still rests. In penance for my crimes, I plan on killing myself via poisoned milk. I can't quite figure out how to poison the milk though, if I poison the cow, does the milk come out poison? Must I drink the poison milk straight from the teat? Is this the fate of the deceiver?
Stay tuned, my false frickbuddies, those lovelies who have fallen into my pit of pits, my anus of lies.
Barring the poison milk, I will just set myself on fire. Pic related, it is a similar caliber to the flames I expect on my funeral pyre, GO VIKINGS
Love and hugs,
Shlurck
post nudes already you silly goose UWU~~~~~~~
we have been lied to. we have been betrayed. we must rise up and avenge our honor.
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Tits and time stamp or gtfo
the following is a voice recording to avoid the FBI
your voice is like auditory chocolate