ITT: Depression

Why is there an abundance of depressing boys looking at cakes?

the fucking toblerones

>economic collapse

Puberty is a bitch.

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we rnt goin to mak it boys

yeah for real these guys have loving enough families to throw them a party and get them a cake

this was most of my birthdays

I don't really see what's wrong with these lol

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The most important time of they're life high school where they must do good on the test that determines the rest of your life during junior to senior year
They flunkrd they're opportunities and now 20 yrs is the beginning of a life of shit

Every one of these fits the Yea Forums stereotype

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Are you having a stroke?

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And they are old and still leeching of they're dad and mom
Like get the fuck outta hya
Your not a little kid
Ducking do something for once

They're habitually stupid. It's not because of the failing of a single point in their lives. No one gives a shit about the education system and people have a better chance of making money from tech schools than shitty state universities now. So fuck you shit post

cute

aside from the butter face how is this depressing?

Side note, my bday is just around the corner so more pictures of failures having cake alone!!

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>depresssion
>posts are just unfunny edgy “humor”

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That has a penis, user

Nothing really. I guess some people are used to having big birthday celebrations with a lot of people or something. I never really had a family that celebrated them. It was just another day to us.

Imagine if that was your kid
Ugggghhhhhhhh

Looks normal

fucking low ass quality content in here

your point?

doh!

penis gay

his point :^)

That you need to reflect a little about your life choices.

it's a trap

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Apparently this is some kind of meme because they are all posing the same way

nice talk coming from someone who writes like an 8 year old

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why do you care?

Is that a girl or a boy? They're cute I want to kiss them

It was an observation and not empathy. You are confused.

lol

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I remember that. I think like a dozen people showed up and the guy was thrilled and it was the most wholesome fucking this this garbage website has ever produced.

Fuck man...
This board has one to utter shit

>that sick zip collar
>puffy cheetos
>cake AND cupcakes AND jello
nah, this motherfucker is based

Each of these sad fucks could turn their life around. Join the military, enroll in community college to later transfer to 4-year university, get a job as EMT, firefighter, etc. There's plenty of opportunities for the retards that can't perform in school or succeed in life.

Sarah is really cute.

>butter face
Moron.

idk, i would definitely take in some twink like that age 18-20 yo and fuck them senseless daily then kick them out when they get too old.

>Average looking white chick
>Life automatically on easy mode
>Just needs to spread legs for non-chad
>Supported for life.

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ouch

cringe. also wasted wine on dead sloot.

Fuck dude

commit sudoku

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>Meming on a public board

Instantly submitted straight to the ban archive.

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>still keeping up flag of the losing side

live and let die

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This is not a comfy thread

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hahaha why is it always involving cakes lol

what socialism is like

ungrateful little shits

That's not Melee

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Its why so many dudes are joining team girl while few girls are joining team dude. Why would you want to do things the hard way? Just being kinda like a girl means an easier life when you're young.

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In this thread:
ZOMG, I'm 20 and have to spend my birthday with my parents. Im soooooo depressed!!!!!

I remember when Yea Forums actually had a soul. At least post that photo of the black person at a nursing home with everyone in masks.

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glad this happened

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>female (male)

She could actually look really good if she change up her appearance a bit.

later that night she's onto her 3rd dick

it takes 5 minutes to iron polyester flags, come on bro.

This is the first pic in this thread that is true depression in it's purest form. Maybe this one too:

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yeah maybe lose 15 pounds and gets some cheekbone surgery done.

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>tfw no sadgorl recluse gf

Get yo feet off my kush lil fuckboi!

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youtube.com/watch?v=E53K6wGzVRg&list=WL&index=19&t=13s

:(

Thanks, I was actually trying to find this again!

I saw this on a youtube video about sad birthdays

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got a link? i would love this

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she has the crazy eyes

Need the webm of this

dude or not wood fuck

>Sarah
>"2" candle

Idk i found it on a rabbit hole i went down while in incognito

LOL nice try

She looks like the crazy chick that can't find a bf because she's crazy and she's past her prime. Next step is she's going to find a beta 10-15 years older than her to stick a baby in her before it's too late.

She's really cute, would marry her and try to have as many babies as possible with her.

Why are the girls on this thread so good looking and the guys not?

uhhh

Still better looking then some of the obvious NEETs higher up

Thank me in any way you can.

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>2
There are two other candles to the right. "Shes" 22, faggit.

> Voss bottle in coozie

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that's one of the most uncomfortable things I've witnessed

You clipped out, breh :^)

damn right

good ol PIKMIN

I cant determine if hes looking out into the distance for obvious mental escape reasons, or if they have a massive panoramic windows and hes worried the neighbors and passers by may see whats going on and its fucking with him badly

>tfw you're trying you're best to be a good supporting father but it's literally killing you inside.

it looks like he's an alien in a human body still trying to figure out how to look natural

Why does this look shooped

My dad died of cancer last year. I miss him :(

He wasn't the best father out there, but he worked his ass off as a carpenter to feed his family, us.

I remember, not long after the funeral, that I had dreams about him coming to visit us. Sometimes I even dreamt that I realized I was dreaming, like a lucid dream or some shit, and I called out to him - and he showed up almost instantly. I hugged him so hard I could lift him up from the ground and as I did, I woke up.

Life is such a shit-show.

Why I relate so much with this image?

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If it makes you feel any better, it'll hurt less as more times passes until it finally doesn't hurt much at all. People keep dying in my life and that's what I learned.

Worse
>tfw your fucking wife and "son" see you as a biggoted, racist, sexist white male so they pull this shit among months and months of other shit in hopes to make you snap so they can accuse you of being a potential mass shooter because they hate you for diciplinging them both all those years and they want to leave you and have the court order you hand over the house and all of your bank account and cars, boats etc to them, so youve just about fucking had it, fuck this shit whats it worth if your sons taking nigger dick and that same nigger is dicking your wife because he wants a free place to live after you get removed from your house and you would be ex now takes your check and hands some of it to the nigger and you have to be cool and figure a way out of this fucking nightmare youre tired of begging and apologising to God because you know you have done some evil shit on the side to make a safe confortable home for your family and you now accept your hellscape and hope God still forgives you

Because it turns out that even though youre a faggot, biologically your body knows it needs to fuck females and not dudes

is that a girl
would make a good sissy if not

No way that really happened. Just leave them and start a new life.

Heres the entire webm

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>Depression

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Its happening all over the western world, breh.
There are only a few of us left willing to stand up to this filth

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I want everyone to pay attention to the thing the faggot does with its mouth twice in this webm.
The first time immediatley after it pops out of the box then after when it hugs its mom.

Have never fucked a dude and never even considered it. Am I still a faggot, user?

>does with its mouth twice in this webm

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Hoes mad

fucking oofposters

Oof

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and?

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>Sarah is really cute.
who?

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Well that's fucking depressing. Good job?

I'm with you man. I'd kill to be a 20 year old kid getting a cake on his bday.

Damn whos truning 91?

Glad you will never feel that kind of love, faggot.

this is actually based sometimes you need to treat yourself.

Had a bad LSD trip where red light was involved.

lol old retard that can't plan ahead and a dumb whore who likely made this story up for likes

Look at the shit-tier celebration quality. How fucking poor are people these days?

He's not alone. He's got his penguin dude in his shirt pocket

He’s a good man, but may have messed up somewhere along the way

Ducking

>He’s a good man
how do you know? he probably abused or molested the other kids. could've been some retarded alcoholic their entire childhood.

Anyone else not celebrate their own birthday?

OC

Wrong. And wrong again. Hundreds of birthday cards were sent. And this website has been a driving force behind many great deeds and accomplishments.

Thats 12 burgers for himself id be happy as hek if i was him

That only makes it better

It sucks a lot. Fucks with you out of know where. Make you fell worthless then few days later youre fine.

No one ever got something like this for me for MY birthday. How come people always get you things you don't want or need, but no one gives you the gifts you really want?

But, on balance, when you subtract the bad from the good, you have to admit that Yea Forums was a mistake, right user?

>that feel when your dad is a deadbeat and buys apple products

man some of the people in this thread are fucking miserable. my god the edginess

what??

>Oof
yikes

Is that Noah's ark as a salt shaker? No wonder no one showed up.

>RAPE SUX!

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Damn. That burger looks good. Why do Americans treat their elders like this?

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He invited all his children and grandkids over for thanksgiving. Not a single one showed up because he voted for Trump.

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graduation 75.catholic nuns grammar school, father in front room,swilled up on beer,,sitting at counter just drinking coffee,mom in california at older bros college ( first of 6 to graduate college)
other bro,a bully,sister,,with her friends, no kids from school,no party,,I had a bad stutter in school,,like getting murdered when others laughed.oldest sister showed up with hub,,4 of her 7 kids,,,they saved my life,,only kids whom I could play with laugh, do kid stuff,,,sister with
the kids,,chatty congratulating me,,excuses her self to make a call in the bathroom,with a long extension cord,hear her crying talking to a cousin,'my god,I g-g-ot here 15 minutes ago,,
'he is in the kitchen,no cake,no other kids, no party,my god how can people do this??' ,, dad is in the parlor, passed out,cheezuss cherist, js does not deserve this......' I went into the living room..turned on the stereo I bought,,put on led zeppelin..just hanging with the kids meant it was a save..... sister and hub bought everyone chinesee dinner,,took us for a ride in the 445 hp buick,had a can of beer too,,it could have been worse/

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At least it was my gf at the time taking the pic. Maybe a little better?

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Hello anons
I was depressed for most of my life
Now I am not depressed
I would like to help you not be depressed also
How can I help you? (Tell me your problems / why you're depressed.)

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sad man awful sad

Instantly submitted your post straight to the ban archive.

I had a buddy who was kicked out of his aunt's house because he voted Trump. I saw her family at his brothers graduation, she had an ankle bracelet and her daughters were fat dykes.

Good. Even though this is shit-tier bait, if it was real, I would hope nobody ever talks to him again.

Oh, just look at those freshly sodomized faces. You can always tell.

That's very nice of you, I hope you get some good responses my friend!

This makes no sense. I am a typical fat murrican. Burgers are cooked when they are needed; it is about 3 minutes per side if you have good coals and maybe 5 minutes per side if you are cooking with a propane grill. No one would pre-make burgers. They might lay out toppings, they might put out a potato salad for a questionable amount of time, but no one pre-makes burgers.

What's actually depressing is these guys will one day look back at these photos and say they'd give anything to go back to that day knowing what they know now. I know I do.

its the sudden and crushing realization that they havent grown up a bit and they're still just sitting at home eating cake and accomplishing nothing

But, on balance, when you subtract the bad from the good, you have to admit that humanity was a mistake, right user?

Birthdays are so depressing. Good thread OP

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Ah you must have gotten a gf

that's not depressing
that's a pathetic hipster pos trying to elicit an empathic response

HELP!

Green Jello too!
Green Jello BEST Jello!

DRUMPF!!!!!

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no, no gf yet, hopefully soon, I am still happy though
I am here to help, would you like me to tell you how to not be depressed any more?

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> I am here to help, would you like me to tell you how to not be depressed any more?

yeah

First of all, do you get enough sleep? Enough exercise? Enough water? That's not my trick to happiness but it definitely is important for good health, which is the first step to happiness.

I sleep 7-9h daily
I ran 4mi today; run at least 5/7 days a week
I don't monitor my water intake constantly but I drink a lot of water before after running
I'm 32yo, unemployed, live with my mom, in a 3rd world country

Pretty sure a therapist would diagnose me with some heavy depression. Constant lack of motivation and energy, feelings of hopelessness, thoughts of suicide, I either sleep way too much or have trouble sleeping at all some times. I think the root of my depression is loneliness. I'm 27 and for most of my life I was overweight and have had an extreme lack of confidence. But around December of last year I finally decided to change my diet and hit the gym hard, I've dropped over 100 pounds, and put on a lot of muscle. Out of curiosity to see where I stood I asked a couple of very different types of girls to rate my attractiveness on a scale of 1-10, and unless they weren't telling the truth to not hurt my feelings all of them said about an 8. But I still have no confidence in myself. I've only ever had 2 girlfriends my entire life during highschool, both of which only lasted about 2 or 3 weeks, and didn't go farther than hand holding, touching. I'm a 27 year old virgin who's never had my first kiss. I feel very hopeless when it comes to finding a relationship with someone due to my lack of experience and confidence. It seems generally girls younger than me aren't attracted to older guys, girls my own age (at least in my location) are all married with kids or too focused on their school/job for a relationshio, and I feel with my lack of experience girls older than me are out of the question. I should probably see an actual therapist, but I've been trying to find my own solutions before resorting to anti-depressants.

I'm perfectly healthy but have a crippling emptiness every time I think of how alone I am, I'm aware that it's just my body searching for means of reproduction but fuck, it's hard to cope

Nice Heatbreak Hotel record tho

Why-a is this cake so-a small?!

Why do they need 3 entrance mats?

First half of happiness is gratitude. No matter how crappy your circumstances you actively seek out the small things that are good and consciously be thankful for them. When things get good, be extra grateful, when things get bad, look on the bright side. Second half of happiness is hope, personally I find hope in the promises of Jesus and in the psalter, but I think hope can be found in many places, if you take the time to really look and inspect for it.

I know that feel bro, try practicing your willpower to not masturbate or get wasted, exercise a lot and maybe volunteer some, then a good girl will come along for you in time

Thanks user, I want to help people someday too

I bet he can get what he wants

I guarantee that if you sacrifice your life to help the most poor and destitute in your society you will find the true meaning of life

Ever seen a black macbook?

I'm

I feel hopeless
can I contact you somehow?

What if I told you getting laid won't solve any of your problems?

that fuckin' cake would make me happy. it looks fucking 5 layers all chocolate bomb as fuck

I don't care about getting laid. I just want a relationship, someone to enjoy little things like going to the store with, watching movies with. I just want to be not so fucking lonely and empty anymore.

All i really need in life is to wife a girl like this and get a kid or two out of her. So long as i could raise thise offspring to at least 20 i could catch cancer and die happy for all i care.

That won't help either, you just crafted your happiness around what you think would fix your problem, but your problem isn't loneliness but inherent issues against life that you're going to have to solve yourself.

You don't have to take my word for it, you can, and should anyway, keep improving yourself to the point where you find a partner but there will come a time when you're going to have to consider what happens afterward. It's a problem that is hard to understand and not readily fixed.

there's a pedo bear on that wizard's shirt

>and empty anymore
I'll fill you up

Mostly me other than being somehow reclusive but a vapid attentionwhore on social media. My sister turned "brother" is the same. We have great parents so no idea why.

Gay=depress it's that simple

Is that Kittens?

Wasnt meant to be. Glad your home life left you so vulnerable to uncomfortable situations faggot.
>mommy drank and daddy was sick a lot

I think this is a set from Justified, seriously.

>Happy Birthday Sarah
>NO

Gay cunt

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Gay cunt

Good argument, I should have thought of that.

damn you know she's fucked up and has some serious daddy issues. wish i could meet her and turn her into my little girl

Maybe in some of them, but I had similar "parties" because my mom wanted to celebrate. So it was usually just like a 30-60 min ordeal with my mom and dad and maybe a sibling or two if they were around, and then I'd go out with friends.

bi person so inb4 "confusion"
>first bf revealed he was seeing someone else while with me
>he wants love triangle, i cant do it, try to end things peacefully
>gets shit from him
>jokes/mocks my depression/being suicidal
>try to just be somewhat friends, same thing
eventually he and his now bf "breakup"
>i talk to him (the other guy)
>friends for couple months, start to get to know each other much better
>start to like him, he starts to like me
>eventually really start to like each other
>reveals he's been talking with the "ex" again, i get worried, he tells me not to worry
>reveals on my birthday he wants to get back with him, heart fucking broken
>then ex now bf again talks to me "lel im glad you two at least got to talk and know each other"

pretty much from start of high school started becoming more and more anti-social, loner, only plays games, so when i finally met someone (twice) that i thought was someone special and that happens, i just couldnt handle those emotions, still kind of cant

pornstar or Brazilian?

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