Things every bachelor/young professional should own thread

A cell sized domicile and devices to monitor me? Please, please, I give you all my money for it!!

Microwave oven
vcr tape recorder
Boombox
lotion in basket
furry handcuffs
color television with remote control
snuggie

Good stuff, keep it comming.

Are you an actual person? How did you even get past the recaptcha?

Meth
vodka
lube
pink cigarettes with gold filters

>some guy responds in a weird way to some other guy
>You label him as American and a Trump supporter out of nowhere
>You advocate for a innocent Americans to be nuked
and HE is the weird one? Christ, the amount of people living that are fucked in the head is scary.

Go to your nearest thrift shop and you can get all u need

>laptop less than 2 years old
>custom built PC
>nice computer monitor
>big screen TV with gaming system
>A set of good headphones
>Citizen watch
>Apple watch
>Nice (mechanical) keyboard
>500+ thread matching bedsheet set
>Dishes and pans to cook most basic meal
>A small library of books
>artwork that means shit
>first aid kit
>Leatherman (or comparable brand) multi-tool set

>807776976
just because you can't post your pedo shit on 8/b2/ doesn't mean you should bring it here

Leather sectional
Glass table
Dinnerware from CB2
Xbox
Samsung 4K
God tier cookware
Yeti cooler
Cannondale carbon fiber commuter
Nest thermometer
Bose wireless headphones
Allbirds
iPad Pro with pencil
MacBook Pro
Artwork framed from society6
Logitech digital remote

Fuck off you materialistic yuppie faggot.

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Frozen pizza
Toilet brush
paper plates

A girl to suck you off/fuck at a moment's notice, fwb, local slut, or gf.

I wish my penis was shorter

Live next door to a taco bell or a massage parlor

npc starter pack

Wo wo wo, the goal is to impress women not dudes you autist

Bathroom:
Wooden shower mat
High end toothbrush
Jack black facial products
Smart scale
High quality bath towels

Bedroom
Ottoman storage
Decent bed set
Queen or bigger
Nightstand with wireless charger
Memory foam

Kitchen:
Stainless cookware
Decent cutlery
Breakfast table with barstools
3+ bottles of wine and 2+ varieties of liquor
Cooking apron
Nespresso machine
Decent blender or food processor

C fifth dogfish dynamic go hedgehog

Are you planning to make the rape in your apartment?

a big dick is a small comfort in a poor home.

The point is to feel comfortable and confident, have some hobbies, then let the girl come to you. You're a real beta if you bend over backwards to impress some chick by being someone you aren't.

Fiat owners are gay af. I'd know... I sell them.

Hello 1986

Dianetics is all u need.

>carbon fiber
what idiot buys a carbon fiber commuter? steel frame all the way you faggot.

Glock Handgun
Omega Seamaster
PC
Leatherman
Rotomolded Cooler
Bose Wireless Speaker
Gold/Silver/Platinum around 2 grams
Bible
Sonicare
Herman Miller Chair

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>Bible
what a jesus cuck

that must make you the gay lord

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Meth
lube
cocaine
lube
pcp
lube
Gin
lube
popcorn
lube
vodka
lube
bag of shredded cheddar cheese
lube

I have a ps4 and an 8 ball of some good dilly. Might watch trainspotting for the 30th time later, who knows

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Andy Dick

That’s gay, you sound like a chick! I’ve always found cocaine really gets the bobs and vagine!

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Start off by having your own personality and buying shit you like, not what fags on some random image forum tell you.

You want to impress chicks with your place? Have some nice organizational shit, keep your place up, and don't skimp on things. Work with a minimalist theme and spend some time making it a comfortable place. Chicks like to be comfortable and relaxed when they hang out with you.

Bro she's rolling HARD

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