>weekend shift >mandatory ovetime >already in a bad mood because 6 11 hour shifts consecutive >wheelchair rolls up >"you assholes are always taking off before I get to you, fuck you!" >"Ma'am, I'm right here, I haven't left yet." >asks for the lift >I put out the lift >bitch rolls up half way, stands up >itsamiracle.swf >she pulls down her pants and fucking shits on the lift >she sits back down, and rolls away
Awesome. Here's another
> pull up to stop in the ghetto >cracked out bitch walks up >"I just got outta jail I need a ride." >Tell her that being in jail doesn't make the bus free >she walks on the bus shits in her hand and starts smearing it on the seats >"THERES YOUR FUCKING MONEY" >that's not money wtf
What is it with crazy people and shitting on stuff?
One more
>driving commuter route >mostly rich people, bankers, business executives >route goes from downtown out to the suburbs >thug walks up at the stop >taps his card, doesn't work >"yo what the fuck this card works" >keeps trying >I inform him that this is a premium route and normal bus passes don't work unless he pays to upgrade >"I ain't paying shit I bought a pass fuck you" >tell him he can't ride >dude pulls out a knife >"I'm riding this fucking bus, bitch" >sherrif's deputy stands up, pulls his gun and arrests the thug >turns out police also use the commuter route
> be me, gas station worker > be day one on the job > curiosity.ext >whatdoesthisbuttondo.jpg > manager says don’t know press it > turns out it’s the panic button > ohshit.png > full tactical swat team response > imfucked.txt > narrowly avoided getting arrested > tfw I swatted myself
Juan Watson
I am a bus driving at my college. If it turns out I can't graduate, imma be a bus driver.
>working in factory >Engineers decide to use two autonomous forklifts >Fork lifts run along >Hour later >Fork 1 tries to get to it spot past fork 2 >Fork 2 stuck on nothing while beeping constantly >7 hours later >Engineer turns both off leaving them in user operated forklift paths >Everyone cheers
Colton Reyes
>work with a contractor for homes >skin crawls when i have to go into nig neighborhood >told today they need me in the rich part of town >good shit if its inside i get some of that sweet AC and often offered beer >kitchen needs to get re-wired because a small fire toasted some of the electric >easy money today i just get the quote >i get there and theres a 4 nice expensive cars... but parked on the lawn >grass is unmowed can hear dogs barking >no >cigarette butts all along the driveway and sidewalk >oh god no please >lawn chairs on the front porch covered in garbage >why me god why me >knock on door >no response >knock harder hit door bell >no response x 3 >call boss and tell him no response just dogs barking >start walking away >hear door locks turn >fucking shitbull squeezes through the cracked door >run to work truck >dog chases and i manage to make it inside >drive the fuck away angry >boss says he got a call they said i shouted racist shit, flipped them off and walked away >boss believes me but calls them to schedule a time when the dogs won't be there >boss gets called a racist and hung up on >me and him don't even
Nicholas Walker
I dont ride the bus because I prefer to travel on my terms, but I have the utmost respect for bus drivers. They put up with some SHIT.
>work with water dept of a small town >get work order to cut services to a home that hasn't payed >9999 n northwest >okidoki drive out >dig out the mains cover filled with spiders, geckos and frogs >cest la vie dig out my friends and 30 pounds of dirt >turn off water then go back around to front of house to post notice >knock on door, post notice and walk back to vehicle >fat guy runs out looking confused >"why turn off water?" >sir the city services stated you haven't paid your bill in 3 months so we had to cut services >"no no i pay i pay" >sir i can't take money here you >"no i have pay look i show" >oh ok follow dude to his front door (we can't go inside) >he hands me a series of bill chits none say past due >wtf call office and confirm address >9999 n northwest yep this is the house >they tell me to make him call the sheriff to dispute >"no no maybe them" he points to his neighbors house >neighbor house is a fucking mess overgrown looking abandoned no lights on >ive nothing better to do so i check to see if they even have water on >their mains cover is fucking pried off with a set of channel locks still inside >call office and explain >lady says i still have to cut 9999 n northwest >lol no but tell her i left it off (i turned it back on) >knock on 9997 door >disheveled fucking fat crack head answers >ungodly smell of cat piss and terror pours out >ma'am? im going to have to cut your service and report you to the police do you have a bill from us >fucking screeching about her cousin this her aunt that pure insanity >not worth my time just say i have to turn water back off and start leaving >she old crack head lady saunters out of her house and starts fucking flinging cats at fat dudes house >fucking full confusion >fat dude starts shouting in what i'm assuming is greek? >she keeps whipping cats like she's an ex-men >watch until she tires herself out and returns to her house >spend the rest of my day explaining to sheriffs office through tears of laughter
Alexander Diaz
Anyone ever fuck on the bus?
Cameron Flores
>still with water dept but before cat launcher >fire dept wants us to open hydrants to clear silt >no prob firedudes drive out to area >if the water is gonna get launched out into a busy street we park our trucks in front >pull up turn on hazards >get out grab wrench >hydrant was re-painted >start gathering chi for activation of retard strength SSJ-2 >wrench goes on >gird my loins >audibly grunt expecting a fuck ton of resistance >it almost glides open >oh i guess this hydrant is new and not under much pressure >start working that bolt >water begins to spray at the final moment which is normal >pull off cap to look at my work >water spraying at the perfect angle to go into the crack of my window into the cab of my truck >wonder why they haven't fired me yet
Grayson Moore
quick one since i guess nobody else is posting >still water dept dude >called out to turn on water for a home >i'm actually a few blocks away cool >drive out to alley way >plumber truck already there >normal >old plumber guy walks up to me looking kinda angry >"don't even fuckin bother with this idiot he's diverted his entire back yard is open sewage" >no shit this guys entire back yard was covered in dry toilet paper and grey shit water
Camden Bailey
nice
Carson Bailey
Not on my bus, but I've heard from another driver two people were fucking on her bus
Jayden Wood
Yup
Jack Long
>Tend bar in a shitty nightclub >black guy takes beer from another black guy >black guy's friend stabs him >nightclub closes
mfw now I can't creep on drunk 21 year old girls in the dark anymore.
>job in it consulting firm >end of day, gotta grab my beer >find baby shoe in street >meh i kick it to the middle of the street >kick it >chinese girl with baby comes running >looks at me and then runs to the street to get the baby shoe >buddies and i laughing like autists
Brody Green
I am both surprised and not surprised that the water dept has such horror stories.
Being a city employee is terrible.
Jordan Jenkins
This isn't an important question, but were any of these passengers African American (niggers)??
Brandon Powell
NO YELLING ON THE BUS
Jeremiah Turner
>get told one day that section 8 houses get 6 months leeway instead of 3 >w/e.jpg every additional delinquent month adds 20.00 and disconnect fee is 15 >told doesn't apply with section 8 >FF 2 years later >city comptroller is almost suicidal trying to figure shit out >section 8 housing is costing us hundreds of thousands a year >mfw i have no face
Janitorial: >floor strip and wax >everybody tards out that we close aisle >somehow us closing the aisle their $0.50 yogurt will fix their lives at 3:00 am. >stack shit up at edge of aisle >lay the abscorbic acid to melt floor wax >slicker than warm snot on wet ice even with safety shoes >waiting for the wax to melt we hear what sounds like ham slapping the floor >peak inside to see a fat woman laying knocked out on floor in wax >laughterbuilding.mov >watch security footage >dumb fat cunt climbs over the stuff and jumps down onto floor >feet slip out cartoon style and she hits hard >completely lose my sides >show paramedics the footage >immediate laughter >lady sitting up starts screaming how it’s not funny how she’s Ginny to sue
Ian Morris
>working in a local hardware store >young guy walks in and goes directly to his aisle >go back to moving stock around making it presentable >dude ends up in my aisle and looks around >not going to ask if he needs help because historically males will say no i'm also a guy so i know >finish moving stuff and go back to cashier area to see if anything to return >dude starts following me? >meh >goes up to cashier and says he wants to talk to a manager right now >cashier pulls the "sir i am the manager routine" >dude starts shouting at her saying NOBODY helped him and he could seriously hurt himself >cashier is in fulll wtf mode >just ask him what he needs help with exactly >"i came here to buy some god damn safety boots but YOU just sat there playing with stuff" >we don't have safety boots here >"Thats the point of asking if i need help buddy!" >theres only 10 or so aisles and the aisles are labeled >calls me a fucking idiot and leaves never to be seen again
i don't get people sometimes.
Caleb James
> be a millwright in a warehouse > Get radio calls to fix issues all evening because people are shit at doing their jobs safely or correctly > Tall, possibly mentally stunted Pilipino supervisor makes call complaining about his radio. > His shoulder extension hasn't been working, and asks for new one. > I tell this space jam cast reject that we don't have any right now. > Sounds upset on radio. Requests to order one in because "I have it booked to my shirt neckline and the antennae on my radio keeps poking me in the eye." > Hearty chuckle explodes from my mouth. Best call all week. > Thank you Asian Lurch.
Christian Green
All 3, but that's just a coincidence.
Landon Reed
Nice stories post more
Levi James
Where was this at? Somebody shot a gun at the bar here the other day. They didn't close or anything
Leo Lewis
Oooo, ever worked for corporate before in a local retail store of any kind? The elderly are so difficult.
Eli Adams
you'll like this one
>hardware store fag again >group of teenagers walk in >we have ramsets and blanks not behind locks otherwise its common to have teens in >they break off into separate aisles >yay fucking thieves >local store non franchise lets us detain thieves and local police are ok with "physical coercion" >start following around trying to make it obvious i know what they are up to >an aisle over i hear a hard crack and thud >fuck what now >jog over and see blood all over the floor >teenager splayed out fucking convulsions eyes rolled back >other teen is filming the floor with his phone deer in headlights >shout out to call amberlamps >hold the dude steady so he doesn't cause further spinal injury >amberlamps shows packs up dude and leaves >all teens friends have gone >can you guess what happened? >yep tard teen tried to do the milk jug fall thing with a jug of industrial cleaning solution
Isaiah Gray
>Be lifeguard >Infant must be clothes >Baby is running about, rocking out with his cock out >inform mother of kid to feral child, she doesn’t do so for another 20 minutes >within that 20 minutes a fat baby turd ends up in the pool, leaves skids down the side of the pool >Same mother rushes up to me and complain about the mess in the pool as if I did it >”I demand a refund, this is unacceptable, I want to talk to your supervisor” >Tell her no plainly to her face as her child was the only kid with access to drop logs whenever he wanted >She huffs and storms off >I should have got paid the price of her ticket for cleaning her shit releasing child’s stomach content
Eli Richardson
luckily no. I got some military stories but they aren't exactly customer oriented
Connor Parker
>water leaks get reported to emergency services police/fire now because it makes more sense to people who panic >one day at office getting some the fleet vehicles tags updated >really calm day so can hear 2 or 3 calls. Normal stuff people discussing bills or the like >female suddenly stands up and starts somewhat shouting "I'm sorry sir what did you just say?" >"sir... SIR please just get out of the house... sir no just leave the house now!" >shouts at another employee to call the cops to go to address xxxx >"sir i'm pleading with you just leave the house now" >lady is almost in tears were all confused trying to figure out whats going on >old man had a major pipe leak in his basement and he was in waist deep water. Power to the house was still on and he was looking for the breaker box while telling us to cut his water
John Sullivan
I watched Apocalypse Now the other day. Did you have to kill any Marlon Brando look alikes?
Angel Green
oh jesus.
>be junior muhreen stationed on okinawa many moons back >joint receiving company (new guy platoon) >okinawa is hot and humid 100+ degrees and damn near 100% humidity >get told to pound water like our lives depend on it because it does >i'm new so i decide to listen to what the old Sergeant in tri-color cammies says >chow hall (where we eat) is at the top of a hill >no prob just a walk >fucking huffing and puffing pouring sweat regretting existance wtf is wrong with this place why do people live here sure is beautiful tho >insanely fat black sailor just LAYS THE FUCK DOWN >dude starts immediately rolling down this hill >try to stand in his way so he doesn't roll into traffic or off a 6 foot curb into a gutter >dude is foaming at the mouth >I NEED AN ADULT! >older muhreens sprint over and one starts pouring water on him >dude was so insanely dehydrated he literally steam cooked his brain and intestines >fucker died trying to walk >trying >to >walk
