>invent time machine
>travel to 1896
>visit europe
>stumble upon this lil rascal
Wat do?
Invent time machine
Eli Myers
Adrian Cox
>Mfw I'm going to fuck Hitler
Angel Davis
It’s a good thing that Chris Hansen hasn’t been born yet...
Michael Sullivan
It's raping time, boys.
Mason Bell
Kidnap him and raise him as my own. I will ensure he becomes who he has to be.
Nathan Anderson
Convert to Judaism
Henry Reed
Tell him not to listen to his doctors, and never step foot on Russian soil
James Anderson
If he wasn’t strung out on meth all day there were several decisions he made that could have gone the opposite. He could have still invaded Russia and won if he wasn’t strung out
Tyler Barnes
"hey, dont let mussolini invade greece because he'll fail and will post pone your invasion on russia causing you to lose, also make a war based economy from the start"
Eli Collins
Rape and strangle him.
Chase Gomez
teach him lambda calculus
Jordan Myers
We already know what happened to him...someone put him in the time machine, came back to 2016, and then elected him president of the United States.
Cameron Collins
Try to stop him from becoming who he ended up being, only to realise, in the end, that I was the one that turned him into that. It had been me all along.
Ian Cox
Not just meth. His doctors had him on drug cocktails. He was out of it near the end. It was because of that stomach problem he had
Cooper Allen
Wed all make that mistake
Angel Moore
Russia can wait until the 1950's son, the 21st century needs you to win.
Robert Powell
u mad bro????
Jordan Ross
Leave Hitler alone, if he didn't take power and fuck up the war then someone who knew what they were doing could have won it for them.
Angel Hughes
"You tried your best, mein Führer." Blow my brains out in front of him.
Jeremiah Hughes
Tell him to raise hand... Slap bro hand
Invent hi5..
Coolest dictator ever
Joshua Clark
Nazis were hated for trying to hi5 people
Jack Edwards
tell him to leave the jews alone, niggers are the bigger threat
Zachary Long
>niggers are the bigger threat
oh sweet summer child...
Jaxson Bennett
Tell him not to invade Russia- he will be just fine.
Jacob Thompson
Take off his pants and suck his cute shots dick
Then kidnap him to make him sex slave
Then make him into a slim bubble butt trap
Joshua Ortiz
Jack Stewart
Evan Young
Whisper in his ear
>”Just wait to attack Russia, don’t over-extend..”
Evan Allen
The jews are nothing without their puppet religion
Noah Reyes
Tell him to kill 6 million jews since he will be blamed for it anyways.
Angel Bell
Ethan Rivera
Walk away to find and Talk to the priest about being forgiven or something so he doesnt save lil hitler from drowning
Robert Brooks
buy him an ice cream