I'm 5'6 210 lb

I'm 5'6 210 lb
I might be going to jail for a hacking thing I did quite a few years back (3-5 years)
Anons who have been to jail, what am I in for?

I bugged my friends computer and put him on camera in front of the entire town basically, and we drove him insane. He wound up in a psych ward.

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Rape

you deserve it for being a terrible friend user

Steve-O knows what you did. He's going to get you good kiddo.

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I hope you have money : )

epstined

get a lawyer if you haven't already.

How much u bench?

How long you going away for?

I'll bet anything OP won't reply in this thread again.

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They can send you to jail for something you did 6 years ago??????? Fucking hell.

Can we fuck OP up somehow?

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of course they can you fucking retard, depends on the statute of limitation for the crime, but yes they can prosecute you for shit you did years ago

its great. the water slide is fun, the roller coaster is great and the ferris wheel is top notch.

Well congrats when ever you get out you will b a damn skin head ahoy

a true Yea Forums born psychopath

Don’t drop the soap

First off when you get in the other inmates will ask you if you brought anything in tell them no this is your first time in jail you will be given a pass on that.

Second do not accept gifts from anybody. DO NOT ACCEPT GIFTS FROM ANYBODY. These are not free and if you accept anything you will owe the giver dearly for it. When the other inmates ask if you need anything tell them that you got it handled.

would you like to know more?

3-5 years is prision. thats diffrent then jail. user i just got home from doing 2 years and i can tell you right now, if you are doing dumb ass shit like that its not gonna be a good time for you. your best bet is to get inside and just keep to yourself. make 1 or 2 friends and stay with them. you sound like the type of punk who ends up getting extorted for all his money every month.

you could always find you a man who will protect you but if you ever come back to your rack and there is a box of debbies on it......you know what you have to do.

it may sound like im joking but im not. the only other way is to just go ahead and pay someone for protection but then your still getting extorted.

how tf do u go crazy from that

your talking about jail. aint nobody in prision bringing anything in. but you are right about accepting gifts. if your friends give you a soup or something thats one thing. but if you come back to that box of debbies.........shit its about to be slow for you

Jail or prison? You're not going to be raped in jail or min. security prison. Mostly you have to kill time. Just read a lot and have plenty of money for commissary.

The food will be awful. That'll be the worst part. Just lots of time to pass. Hopefully you can learn something new.

You sound like a shitty “friend”. You’ll probably get punked on and you probably deserve it. Also, 5’6” and 210? You sound fat and out of shape.

>a box of debbies
??

You can bring shit in prison. I self reported to low security Fed and could have easily brought shit in but I just wanted to do my time and gtfo.

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