I'm a few hours away from wizardry. I don't know how to feel about this

I'm a few hours away from wizardry. I don't know how to feel about this

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you fucked up

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just have sex

I tried and I failed. Hence why I'm about to become a wizard

It’s not so bad user
Take it from a guy who has reproduced Twice unintentionally and with great regret

Go to the strip club.

be indifferent about it, sex can be quite overrated

Just pay for sex like a normal person
It’s seriously not hard to get laid but you’re prob a man of standards

OP tbh nobody knows youre a virgin, and frankly nobody gives a fuck.

Honestly, sex is overrated. Its awesome if you are deprived of it for a long time but literally once you cum, its just like.

-Is it she pregnant?? FUCK
-She won't go home, I wana play video games FUCK
-Why am I itchy, is that herpes?

Seriously OP, fapping is superior.

Are you autistic, fat, and/or ugly?

welcome to the club Yea Forumsro!
don't fell bad, tho. in a few years you either stop caring or kill yourself.
anyways, enjoy your new powers.

Just a bit autistic. I don't look that bad with a beard

I think I've reached the point of not caring

You got anything to live for? No, blow your brains out that’s what I’d do

>You got anything to live for?
watching clownworld burn

where do you work?

the fuck are you talking about??? I will now solve all your idiot problems:
1) pull out and cum on her face
2) make her clean it up. go play video games while she does.
3) fucking bathe after sex if you've got shit to do that day

Fapping is far inferior, use a woman's body to fap with then cum on her as is your birthright as a male

post drivers licence

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>work

wee woo wee woo incel alarm

It's not all about sex.

>I think I've reached the point of not caring
duh, you still care, that's why you made this thread.
I'm turning 36 next month and I literally stop caring a few week ago. I mean, I never tried to do anything to revert it but when I used to thought about it, I felt anxious. Now I couldn't care less.

wee woo wee woo denial of reality alarm, you fucking pleb.

>you fucking pleb.
>((You))

On the one hand it's important to cultivate enough attractiveness to be able to seduce a woman. On the other hand, sex without an emotional bond is a hollow pit of meaninglessness.

alrighty if you want to deny truth that's your own motive, i'll leave you to it kiddo.

Dick is too big I break condoms.
She makes me dinner so its more like tolerate company or dont get free food.
Bathing doesn't wash away STDs

Obvious virgin detected

masturbation is actually much better than sex

jesus christ you people truly do live in a bubble of ignorance and imagination

irony

you're right, why the fuck am i even here wasting time on the literal social cancer section

Im 29 and been with 12 women. If could go back I would have stayed away from women. They are all a bunch of cunts. The advancement I could have made wasnt worth the pussy and head. Dont get me wrong sex is great, but if i could go back id be a wizard.

Pretty much this

crybaby runs away when throwing the toys out of the pram doesn't get what he wants

I like to cum on girls faces when they dont like it. Its so much better than when they like it. Hold hair tight with left hand and just spray them.

>I like to watch porn where the male actor cums on the female actress' face and she doesn't like it. I fantasize about doing that myself one day

In porn the girl generally likes it. Why would I lie on the internet anonymously. Although to be fair i enjoy fapping to it just about as much as doing it IRL. Just for the simple fact that when a girl is here they tend to 'want to stay' after the fact.

i dont care about your fap habits gaylord

Then why did you comment

gandalf is cool

op is a wizard you are larping i thought this was a collective roleplay event

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Let us know what Incel power you get

Just order an escort or some shit OP

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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Wrong

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