REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.

Tommorrow's too late.

I want to believe Q_Q

lets hope theres a light at the end of this tunnel

Nah won't happen lol

Maybe I can get to first base

Sure !

Not gonna happen but it would be nice

yeah I'm pathetic enough to reply

it didn't work

Please

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it be like that sometimes

Fuck I can only wish for it to.be true

not gonna happen

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Totes

kek

I need a harem is what I need. One bitch gets boring after a while.

Kek

Please

Impossible

please

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Kek

You lie

Please

Fuck yeah

i would've had dozens by now

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lol

We'll see

we'll see

Please be true

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We’ll see

Oh it’s fucking lit please be kat

Pls

Nigger

please God

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Yeah, sure

Yes

whatever, dude.

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You never know

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I hope so my boi

K

Lies

YOLO

Yah sure

B-but you said that yesterday.

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Please

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nice

Just give me back my bf

What if I'm gay?

B-but you said that yesterday.

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Cancer

There is a cute girl sitting next to me, I'll fuck it up

Oof

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lies

It's worth a try

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ok

please fuck sake

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Wrong

Plisss

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Maybe, just maybe I'll go outside.

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okay

Bump

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denial stage

You better not be lying

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Please /b

I'm glad to see that there exists so much hope on Yea Forums

Please I'm lonely and ugly

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Okay, i guess

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We'll see

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I always wished one would just appear out of thin air.

plz Yea Forums

Please :(

no i won't

please :(
im desperate

not unlikely

Don't know why you faggots keep trying

Spawning

pls

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I don't think my wife would approve, but hell why not?

It's not like I have anything to lose

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You are a fucking Nigger op

I severely severely doubt this it’s extremely unlikely.

Got something to hope for

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you dont win if you dont try

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pls

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Kys

oh

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Yerp

oh my

yeah im lonely enough to post this

Shooting for a second gf for my first to cuddle with while I'm at work

Yes please

Being desperate isn't even enough to describe how much I want a skinny shy black haired cute gf, fucking hell. How much do I have to wait for the perfect girl to come. I'm so sad I wish she would come into my life and make it 10k times better.

Not taking any chances with this.

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Is that what's been missing? Thanks user

You got this bro, get yourself the pussy you deserve

I hope so.

Nah it's not about the pussy honestly, in this case it's about the girl, I think

Please...

please

yeah, right....

Doubtful

current background

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watch it chrissy

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First time i've ever replied to a 'reply to this thread' thread. Could it be?

already have one

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yeah alright..

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I doubt it

Lets give it a shot

oof

5 years ago i never would have replied to this thread
3 years ago I never would have replied to this thread
last year I never would have replied to this thread.

many tears and a suicide attempt later...I am replying to this thread.

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Greeeeeed

yeah sure why not, it's been a long time since the last

reply

I'm all out of options op... please

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one gf plz

Gotta try at least

What do i have to lose..

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k

Roll

the prophecy must be true

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who?

aye

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replied

Ok i'll bite

Test

oh

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Ok then

Aight

I really need this since my ass is going to ask a girl tonight and I'm scared
>wish me luck user I love you all

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Much love

Holy fuck she's hot

Replied to this yesterday and other threads before, nothing has changed...

ouch

U can do it

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Yikes

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Wondering if the blood is real or if she's just attention-whoring

Impossible

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Not gonna happen.

Stop posting this garbage.

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pls gibe

Pls.

As if. But its worth a shot

Please mr user

Replying. Hope the wife doesn't find out about her.

X doubt

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I've got nothing to lose.

Hi

F.

gimme a cute Asian girl with tons of money pls

why u do dis?

Lying is a sin, OP.

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Then stop living a lie.

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Say no more

Well.. here we go

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bruh

Здapoвa, бaндиты

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a goth gf if possible

:' ) thank

pls

I believe you op.

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Dear god please

Ok

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Please. I don’t want to be alone anymore.

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Let's go!

never know

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No I won't.

worth a try hehe xd

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

What if I have one? Keep the same or do I get a new one?

Lies!
Nothing can defeat my mega-autism

A Christian gf?

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Please, be true

Hopefully

can't hurt to try lol

Nope

Alright.

oof

At least Kek is with me.
Thank you Lord Kek.

TFW no cute white gf

Worth a try at this point

I'm willing to try anything at this point

Pls

Plz be real

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Sorry but niggers and Yea Forumstards never get girlfriends. That's just the truth.

ok

Good luck bro, the fact you’re actually trying makes you better than me and 90% of the people in this thread

Look at these poorfags

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PLS

Was expecting a bacon on her nose.

Yes !!!!!!

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Fuck you for the bait but I'm falling for it fuck you again

I'll give it a shot

bet

to this thread

Dont give me hope

Don't do this to me user

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You better not be tricking me...

Yeah I don’t think so....

The bitch left me two weeks ago for some Arab fag

Well fuck

Damn, sorry she left you for Abdul

i dont even care

How desperate am I?
Yes

Gg gg gg

user you have a problem

I have nothing to lose

You have 4 minutes faggot

I ned dis

you know what, sure

No

haha no

pls no nogs

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hope so

OMG I WANT GRL! YESYESYES!!!!!

fuck off....

As long as she has a dick

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Even given the opportunity I’ll probably anxiety out.
But heres to hope.

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Give me the women!

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Cant hurt to try

Whatevs

Ill be the judge of this

she better have 40HHs and not retardedly obese

yas

Calm down, user no girl will want you when you’re going full autism mode

jeff

This better work

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it has been many years

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lol

I call bullshit

Please

aight

Plese

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please

nah

Here's to hoping

Sure, why not

I beg you

Sure

Ok...

kek

Yes, please.

heh

bet

One could only hope.

Work your meme magic user

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it didn't work yesterday maybe today?

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Ok boomer

this is my girlfriend, we've known each other for close to 2 years and been together since Jan '18.

I went 7 years no pussy before I found her. Boys, it's a long hard road, but keep your head up.

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I need this

I like blondes

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Nah i dont think

hope

Pls God of Yea Forums!
Heart my pray

Okay epic

No

yeah fuck it

Ok

Gib nice qt 3.14 gf pls

please

Bet

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Yes plis

And lose her the next day.

ahh, what the hell. bump

lol desperate retards

A man can dream...

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Fresh out of a 6 year relationship, would be pretty unexpected to have a gf tomorrow, i'd rather fuck about a bit first.

ok

Please sir i have enough of being alone even tho i 'm a chad

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Yeah sure

Still better than being a beta who orbit a 6 years younger coworker even knowing he will never have a chance and she is just too polite to tell him to fuck off.

here goes nothing

Ok why not

I’m desperate enough to try

no

yes!

No fag

Im desperate. Fuck it.

ill trry anything at this point

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I hope this works, faggot

Desperate enough...

Please.

Give me big tiddy freckled gf

ok faggot

You better deliver, OP