Just saw some kid playing with a fingerbox in the park near my office and it brought a huge grin to my face...

Hell no my father told me not to.

I made this one quite a while ago. It's purple heart wood with walnut and beech inlay. Not the classic single-hole but I like to keep more fingers busy.

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Newfag

Kys retard

What is fingerbox why call me a newsag

Back in my day....we couldn't google a fingerbox to tell that it never existed and that it's a joke on newfags who are not in on the joke. Here is the joke, user joke about playing with fingerboxes while showing pictures of boxes with holes in them pretending they are real. Then newfag wonders WTF....and thinks they are real.

Cuck for not having such a wonderful creation

I think i might actually build some and try sell them at a market and act like anyone who asks wtf they are is just playing stupid.

It was always my favorite oldschool Yea Forums joke.

Lol are you seriously trying to make people think fingerboxes aren't real? Sad. There was a fingerbox exhibit in some Toronto museum last year retard

Any 90s kids remember the digital fingerboxes?

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That is art imitating reality.

Fucking mad lad right here

Unfortunately yes. Embarrassing story, my dad and I were in Toys R Us when it was still a thing. He saw a shelf full of digital fingerboxes and knocked them all off in anger. Security escorted us out lol

God damnit kek

I just saw the great 18th century fingerbox. Nice piece of history

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what's a fingerbox?

Honestly, they weren't the worst thing ever. Remember the Nikunsoft-series from Bulgaria? Dang, even if they were wooden, I'd prefer a digital one over those any day

Holy shit I didn't know they were that old. Where was this?

Wow

"Fingerbox"
aka: lets keep kids distracted from MK ULTRA ILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL AGENDA STAY WOKE #.

Retards like you are the reason fingerboxes got temp banned in 2001. Fuck off

Dutch museum on ships and shipping. Old trade goods and such

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Dude,

Since when is this in english?

spricker douches

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Oh it existed. In German.

For srsly.

Fingerbox = illuminati mk ultra mind control psy-op device STAY WOKE # i

are any of those fancy looking new ones coming out of the former eastern bloc countries any good? the craftsmanship look awesome but on can never be too careful.

My dad wasnt a fingerbox kid, so he didnt understand until i let him use my digital fingerbox, he loved it. Last year for his birthday i made him a pine finger box

Holly shit! Never seen one that old. I thought my vintage 50’s musk wood one was old.

I don't like them. I had bad experiences with Nikunsoft and Shlyatka in the past, and I'm not willing to try again, with the prices they go for these days. Just stick to the good old-fashioned ones from German-speaking countries, or safe ones like Ayo

I tried to make a thread about my fingerbox the other day but didn't get a bite. It's been a while since I heard them mentioned here.
Good work OP.

Ahhhh the good old days. Shame Google ruined it for us.

Yeah it's really cool finding one this old! It was part of the ship inventory (schiff-inventar) so somebody used it on the ship apparently

Can also confirm as stated they just don't feel right, something off about them. However, the new Ayo range are just fantastic, super smooth action and a lovely tactile feel to them. I'd give them a easy 8/10 from me.

Finnaly a fingerbox thread. Let me get your opinions on this bad boy.

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Nice piece of finger box history! Must be worth a lot.

You’ve been ripped off. That’s a blank 32 way stage loom. A common mistake made by people new to fingerbox collecting.

>they don't know
fucking cunts lurk moar

knowyourmeme.com/memes/finger-boxes
here you go, so you can be in on the joke

Fucking Russians. They got me. I was wondering why it was cheaper than a single hole box. Guess I got greedy

It makes mustard gas

I still get drama from people saying your fingerboxing wrong, come on guys what's the big problem?

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My dad reacted badly to the advent of the digi-fingerbox, like yours my dad would make a scene wherever we were and he saw one.
Shit got so bad that he was given a month in jail for taking and smashing one belonging to one of our neighbours, he didn't even have to go to jail, but he just plain refused to buy a replacement.

I was kinda poor growing up, so I had those cheap plastic ones. Bad memories, the edges were too sharp and they would break easily.

My cousin fucked up my cheap fingerbox by sticking his thumb in the fucking thing, it broke almost immediately.

I fucking loved that fingerbox... they say you never forget your first one!

Yeah I’ve been stung too in the past. Here’s a good basic one to start your collection with.

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Is that a fucking box of fucking fingers?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Where the fuck did you get them from?

Mostly from dead bodies, them I keep them in Formaldehyde for a bit and then seal them, then they are finally ready to go on display in the box!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "MOSTLY"???

Exactly what I said.

This is the true face of the old Yea Forums!

Thanks dude. Looks nice and simple which is what I should be going for. I used my friends teak and mahogany box when I was drunk and honestly had a hard time with it.

I see you've added even more since you posted last time... I just don't want to ask, are there people walking around with fewer fingers or are they not walking around any more?

Dude, you're right, Pine is almost always best.

I imagine it's how older generations feel about rap music. Poor guy. I'd be pissed too if I grew up with authentic fingerboxes and only knew those.

I think a lot is down to the manufacturing process, the Danes and Japanese seem to make the best ones.
My cousin bought me a mahogany one when he was in Malaysia, fuck they have small fingers!

Nope never do. Still remember my first box, a Dylans-Trelling, so fondly. Guess what happened to it....one of my exes threw it out when we were fighting. Bitch

He often would murmur to himself, especially after prison, but just occasionally he would shout out;
"WOODEN BOXES DON'T NEED FUCKING BATTERIES!"

I miss him.

Kill that bitch, no-one should come between a man and his fingerbox.

Fake

A Dylans-Trelling?
They don't make them like that anymore!

You're fake.

I'm going to start a new box soon, tell me whereabouts you are user and I'll make you famous.

Ok what the fuck are you guys talking about in here

I like the ones with razors in them

anyone remember what the hell was the name of those ones that guy in jersey said his grandfather had smuggled out of germany? i'd heard that some museums had enquired into purchasing them for public display but he always refused. i wonder why.

Kek!

Sorry bud. He sounds like he was a great and hilarious dude. Your neighbors a faggot for using a digi btw, hope he didn't have kids

The set of Unzerbrechlichestahlboxes?

that's the name! if they are real those have to be the stradivarius violins of fingerboxes.

Ah finally a connoisseur. I was beginning to wonder if the ay-o shills had completely taken over.

Nothing wrong with a ay-o box! Good starter piece

Hey man some poorfags started on Ay-Os nothing wrong with that. My D-T was passed down or it would've costed a goddamn fortune I'm sure. Still has the original licensing in it's case too.

Gosh... Good old ay-o are they still producing the cardboard model?

Production ceased in 2008 apparently

Sad news, I'd totally buy one now for my child, those things were legendary, do you remember de feel!?!?

OLD MEME IS OLD

You can pick up a pine one for almost the same price as cardboard. They feel a lot better.

Oh for sure

Fingerbox thread...Nice. y'all remember when they found the case of (ruined) fingerboxes during the exploration of the Titanic? Goddamn what it could've been if the case had been watertight!!!