Any of you fuckers bang hookers on the regular?

any of you fuckers bang hookers on the regular?

I have a gf but sex got stale a long time ago, otherwise happy, but considering getting a hooker to fuck me like a pornstar.

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Just tell your gf you want her to fuck you like a pornstar

It seems the real issue is that your gf isn't fucking you like a pornstar.

That'll go well until he decides to shit on her.

Yes, fuck a asian hookers every week

ok, maybe I need to be more explicit, I want to have more sexual diversity, ive been fucking the same girl for 5 years now, shes caucasian and I have seen all the moves shes got to show and im bored, her idea of fucking 'like a pornstar' is pretty vanilla and im bored of having to try teach her only for her to pump the brakes on it.

I would like to fuck asians, skinny black girls and latinas. I want a girl who will choke on my dick, and fuck me like it may be her last time fucking ever.

I would happily settle for a fwb.

Australian here so idk if that helps, but for the most part you get what you pay for. I paid a white girl $750 for the hour at a unit she was renting and it was fucking awesome. I also paid some asian $200 for the hour at a cheap, seedy motel and got ripped off. Seriously pay a bit more and the experience will be much better.

are you married/in a relationship?

Worth the money, I mean picking up girls in bars is frought with bullshit, they could be terrible in bed, and clingy/stalkery thereafter.

I just want to go, get satisfied in a fashion I please and leave.

750? Australia is pretty expensive
Yes, the one i go for is a escort for celebrities and big companies. I pay around 200 dollars for her (a lot of money in latin america)

Yea I figured as much, first hooker I ever had was in Barcelona when I was a mere young lad, called ahead, 'genuine photo?' 'yes yes', 'cum in mouth, deep throat' 'yes darling'.

Get there, girl is nothing like in the picture, but still passable Ukrainian chick, shit backrub, sucked me off with a Johnny, fucked for about 20 mins awkwardly whilst she watched the clock, was sure she called time to be over 20 mins sooner than should have been.

Were all young once I get, but seriously disappointing experience.

Dude buy a bag of coke and split it with your gf. Then fuck. Its the best way to fix that fucked up situation every long term couple gets into when she gets stale. Also don't fuck a hooker.

where in latin america, I mean if you were in venezuela $200usd is like the total GDP of the country. Colombia, bit more affluent I think.

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lol, well #1. she doesnt do coke, she smokes weed and very very rarely will do mushrooms.

I genuinely think this happens to most women in long term relationships, their sex drive goes down to zero, so even when you do fuck its just so so.

I would happily do coke or molly and roll around naked for hours but yea, thats just not her. Why not fuck hooker? Why is this perceived as a bad thing. I mean we all pay for sex in one way or another.

Oh yeah I was told the chick was spanish and when I rocked up to the motel it was some asian. Still cute tho so I went for it. Smokers breath, offered no condom for an extra $50, and tried to get rid of me after 10 minutes (by which time I'd cum). I made her give me a massage (which was shit and only lasted another 15 minutes, 5 of which she spent on the phone screaming about me in chinese to her boss I think) and then she sent me to the shower. I got in a massive argument with her and managed to get $50 back, but she still owed me $20, which I ended up leaving bc she said she'd call the police and I couldn't be fucked with them over $20. Fuck it was annoying

I guess there's no reason not to fuck a hooker but I was literally in the same situation and did the coke thing. when your gf gets her shit together and starts fucking you, everything is better. My wife had no interest in any drug but some friends got her to try it. And since then it's like fucking a porn star, even when we aren't doing lines shes still fucking like crazy.

This was a high end escort who does regular tours of both Australia and New Zealand. I paid for the PSE and for the hour. It was really great, she actually spoke English (rare for hookers where I live), and she was down for everything except natural services. 10/10 would easily pay more now that I know what she's like

>we all pay for sex in one way or another
Spoken like a true adult

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I see is similar to brazil, this one speaks portuguese koren and english and a great fuck. Cheap whores here would go for 20 dollars or less

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Ah yeah cheap is a bit more here. Cheapest I found was $90 for 30min, which I was not willing to pay bc that just feels like a rip off. Probably the best value I have is this brothel some asian woman runs from her unit. $110 for 30min and $190 for the hour. Girls rotate through once every week or 2. All the girls are young (18-24) and none have ever been fat enough to turn me off (some a little bit chubby but then they tend to be better fucks). All bjs are natural too. Only issue is that most of the girls don't speak English, and sometimes you bump into other dudes leaving or coming in.

Thats a horrible experience, normally i meet with her, have dinner and we go to a nice hotel to fuck her

Imagine spending $750 to get some pussy LMFAO. Bruh what is wrong with you

lol, the chinese got to be the biggest fucking scammers around, there was a 'gentlemans club' in my town where drunk idiots kept going to thinking they would get the pornstar treatment. It was run by gooks, and all these guys would be paying like £400 for the full works only to get a shit massage with a happy ending. Naturally these drunkards would kick off and there would be a fight with security blah blah, anyway the place eventually had to shut down because it kept making the local news so much and all the court proceedings thereafter of assault etc.

Found this slut posted on Yea Forums actually. Got in contact, 100 upfront and 400 after we played. Got some throat, and got to fuck her while she put her soles on my face. 10/10 experience.

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Dats why you dont go to parlors, take the girl and choose the place

Hookers aren't into fucking you even though they act like it. Better to be open with your girl

of course

>be me
>horny asf
>tired of cheap asian hookers who use fake pics
>scarlet blue ad
>she's hot asf and photos are verified
>minimum is $150 for 15min
>15min is shit bc it's just not long enough
>$750 for an hour of PSE
>fuck it I won big at the pokies on the weekend and I'd just waste that on alcohol otherwise
>absolutely worth every dollar

It's annoying bc some are really damn good but you gotta go through so many scammy cunts to find them

You in 808? This sounds like a place i know.

Nah