Would you

Corset?

Imagine telling a camwhore on a random somalian dating website that she needs to man up because she's not a woman or a human

Sure how about one with without that silly paper around you

Somehow you messed up even the most basic of things

Nope, lying down puffs my legs and hips out a bunch while flattening my stomach.

there is a benis here isn't there

Thanks!

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Clever.

nice!
tell me what kind of underwear do you prefer?

TRAP

spread your legs?

Spread em and show me baby

calm down Eugene, it's just the internet.

Penis detected

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I'm not as thicc standing up

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nice hips to waist ratio
spread lips?

Oh yea?

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Yeah but this angle looks better

From behind?

no fucking way thats you! 10/10!
if u are real - post pic with You standing in similar pose, timestamp in your hand.
Noone here could be that hot.

I was wrong good job OP. Now put sharpie in pooper.

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>not a trap
Go be a slut elsewhere. Traps are far superior to some random whore.

Yes

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I can see that. Cute.
You look 170 cm. and 58 kg.(5"5 /130Ish - if you are American)

>meta-ironic white power hand sign
lol right

pen in ass

Haha gayyyyyyyy

show feet

I never thought Id live in a world where a simple ok sign means you are a white supremacist. You seem to be a special kind of stupid along with the rest of the idiots who fell for this old joke.

>Ok sign
That's the 666 symbol

Microwave your dogs semen.

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Sexy as fuck, keep going

If I wasn't married and thought I had a chance I'd try to get at you

Spread eagle pic pl0x

whoa, how can you be this sexy?

May I ask, where are you from?

Damn. I would tongue the hell out of that.

Ok well what ever it is that's still not a white supremacy symbol.

She posted that shit the other day, man, this is nothing new. The only new thing is the OP and the full face mirror pic.

Damn,nice body. You reminded me a college friend with the same type of body.
How cute is your ass?

Aye, shame

damn your hot can you send more pics op?

>cut

Dicklet..

Cute pussy

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I'm real!

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girl you are perfect

Can you send a picture in a doggy pose?

Post spread pussy if real

Spread eagle with face please. Legs open as wide as you can.

Show me your pussy and feet and I will cum for you

If your real, take pic holding shampoo bottle..

The ideal female hops on Yea Forums what're the odds. Icould you make my night and take a selfie with that page next to your face with a smile to prove its legit tothe non-believers? c:

perfectionbbbby

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What has you here, wanting attention from young teens and old neckbeards when you could easily validate yourself normally because of how conventionally attractive you are? Post a selfie to facebook, get 200 likes, love yourself. Don't come to this depraved corner of the internet; Yea Forums especially. I feel bad for you.

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strike a sick ass pose op

>lol he fell for le epic maymay
thank /pol/ for that shit, they wanted people to believe it and lo and behold; people did. Who whudda thunk, quelle fucking surprise, you infinite shitburger.

sweet Jesus, Lord have mercy.
Yeah, You are hot and real.
Lets talk and have fun then!
You are more romantic or more adventurous type?

kek im kidding write mark on your body and take nudes

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that's what you think, normie.

do you have discord?

Well I honestly had more hope in humanity. We made rockets that go to the moon, we split the atom, we have conquered the world. All that and we fall for some autists on the internet making a joke.

>We made rockets that go to the moon
that's what you think, normie.

You're hot af, wanna take some Yea Forumstard virginities or what?

man is not a rational actor, user. Welcome to the world.

jesus christ what is with the image compression here

idunno im a gull

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How long can you hold your breath underwater?

I remember you from last night. any video?

Kys

This please.

Can you kik me luv @Dr.KockenBolls
(｡・//ε//・｡)

I only have two hands user.

OP, you were here last night too,

dope ur back

What do you even have to offer?

No timer or mirror you can use?

Show your feet

I've got some high quality dick pics of my microscopic french willy.

My camera is retarded

nice one

jej Doesn't sound convincing enough for her, let's ask her
How do you feel about his offer?

poast it

How about you kik me and find out (｡•̀ᴗ-)

In that case, do another full frontal with face in the mirror from earlier, but this time write SLUT across your tits.

Ok assholes I'm gonna go play hollow knight as my phone charges cuz it's at 1 percent. Keep the thread alive for at least 15 minutes pls

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Threads don't last long on Yea Forums, you should know that.

Gib me moni and I'll consider yuo four mai premium snap ;););););;;))) (lol jk fuck off mods)

If you write dw on you with something

Then kys

wat

sure. Could you get on your fav undies on? I think you would look 11/10 in some classy underwear.

no u

I cannot do that. I have things to accomplish in this life.

You can easily just charge and use your phone

You look like trouble. I don't think it would work between us.

its dumb how pretty you are, wtf....

If you show us your ass

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Her ass or her ass hole? Because one of them is up there already.

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Uhhhh, what the shit is this?

And we never heard from her since

god damn now that is a body

Why do you think that she'd care..? Are you really that much of a self centered incel?

It was 14 mins ago

op call ur dad and close firefox now

How long will we survive until our queen is back

We're waiting

I am waiting here, redy to get back to fapping furiously for You, OP.

Op return our faithful waiting.

>Thread is almost at bump limit

gg/93hkzw6

you're welcome

Dead thread?

OPs never coming back. Wanting to keep you desperate nerds hanging around for fun

It was thot fishing my dude. Have had plenty generic ass grills trying to self qualify themselves after that exact phrase.

Eg that statement is both positive and negative.. And they all want to that 'bad bitch' that we "obviously" want.

That shit is rampant on tinder etc, usually reveals intentions straight up.

I'll stick to IRL with the quality interactions. Much easier to just walk away when they play bs games. (feels more satisfying too)

>basic shoop of past camwhore
>lowers image quality to zero to make it pass
>dump images
>'I'll be back in 15 minutes'

this set is from 2009 you faggots

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What?

That's nice honey :)

all right OP!
10/10 again!

Brush your teef 'fore you talk to me

Absolutely perfect curves :o

Spread your ass please?

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Kys

Time to show your butthole

Perfect. Now show your feet

Aren't you feisty. I like that, but brush your teef 'fore you talk to me.

sharpie in pooper

Omgg I would love to fill you up
(ﾟ▽ﾟ)

Write dw on yourself

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With what? You only got this much of dick |_|

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Eat shit

Spread your ass

I got way more than that trust ;3

violate your ass hole for us

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Doggy style with pussy spread

how can you be perfect this much?

Put one finger in pussy and one in pooper

you are so delicious OP!

Thank you for sharing

ASL?

Shoe on head

Huge ass feet. I like

You're a white supremicist, I'm a Hispanic male, it just wouldn't work out.
Nah, if I keep denying you're just gonna post your dick and ruin the thread, I'll take your word for it.

I would lay hundreds of kisses upon your hips, waist and belly. The I would procedd up, to your ripe breasts. I would lick em first. Then I would take care of your nipples. They would stiffen while beind kissed, sucked and nibbled...

Spread your legs as wide as you can

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????????????????????? Are you retarded?

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No need to post my dick, us Hispanics know we dont have a beta white dick

You just gonna keep posting pics from 2 days ago??

Yea Forums is an 18+ website

No, bitch, it's called a joke. Are you Autistic?

this is Yea Forums
do you need to ask?

this.

How old are you?

4

Any chance for a close up spread pussy shot?

Do you like having your butthole eaten?

Nice

God I hope it is.

Latino men aren’t known for having big dicks. They are known for being 5’ tall, fat, and smelly tho

>inb4 mods ban me

Oh, jeez, shut the fuck up

More this position!
U from? My rate 10/10

Post more feet

Criiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggeeeeeeee

Thanks for delivering user, hope you have nice day and I'm gonna have nice fap

Post feet with your pussy spread wide

>Would you
Shit fucked up jpg quality with false colors to hide the fake text on the paper

Name? Or at least something to name the folder with your pics?

I'm more Spaniard you fucking retarded I'm 6ft have light skin, green eyes and a 6 inch cock I'm not a midget brown latino

I can tell you didn't do very well on your comma placement test, you should've done the homework user. Isn't it past your bedtime anyway?

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Do you want me to cum on your butt?

This from the girl who's 4. Priceless.

Idk call me minty

The fuck is going on with this thread?

Say somehow else, it's highly entertaining to see an autistic middle schooler shit his pants.

I'm not a Middle Schooler, dumbass. I'm a grown ass man.

youtube.com/watch?v=pE27MSkgehY

dude what's wrong with you?

both of you shut the fuck, we are here to see. OP's pussy and to figure out who gets to smash that delicious pussy.

Oh you are? Let me laugh even harder.

Jesus Christ. I'm here just for the nudes. Fuck off with this bullshit to another thread, faggot

More like this? Your butthole is amazing

This thread shit now, pretty sure OP left

LEL
For fuck's sake, shut the fuck up and continue what you were doing.
Aren't you a cool guy, just here for the nudes, you can't fucking lurk like a regular poster.

up* you meant to say shut the fuck up.

is* you meant to say this thread is shit now

Lurk like a regular poster. Make up your mind, faggot.

You caught that. jej. Yes, lurk like a regular poster.

Jesus fucking Christ you scared her off. Well done faggot

Op send more nudez

She always leaves around this time, she's on the internet for a reason, she's also a virgin for a reason, that reason being she's a cocktease.

Fucking Christ anons, go fight about dick sizes some place else

Is that an htc ?
That's a suspiciously old phone then for 2019....

Does she post regularly? Where do I find more?

She's done this before? If so any more nudes?

I don't care if she's a cocktease. She posts her body so strangers can have a good fap. She's an angel

Op I miss you already. Please come back

I'd never pull out of that tight asshole awmg

Ever tried out modeling for victorias secret?

archived.moe/b/thread/807567676/

And no I'm not the guy pulling his nuts.

Damn chica your fine as hell. I would lick you from your butthole to your clit mami

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Jesus Christ, are you trying to offer her a job? If not, shut the fuck up.

Beautiful!!!

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with that dick

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Something's wrong here

This link safe?

LOL. So this is not OC. Fucking op

It's just an archive to the last thread she was in. It's https, I'm not sure how safe that is.

Jesus did that thread take a weird turn.

Sure, if you want to bleach your eyes afterwards.

How to convince neckbeards you're an attractive female.
>Get pics of girl in many positions/poses
>Photoshop timestamp
>Post one pic
>Post request to prove you're real
>Post another pic in the pose you asked yourself to do in previous post
>Watch guys lose their shit
>Go to bed with a shit eating grin

Angry that she didn't do your request?

why would you do this

You mean... someone on the internet would lie to me and the rest of us?

Assuming I hadn't already done all of the above.

a serial killer

Do you want a daddy, baby??

What's wrong with it.

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no one wants to see your chlamydia-ridden nigger dick

You‘re fucking fat, aren‘t you?
Plus the head of your dick is far to big for the rest of your peener.

Agree

Cholo dick, but yeah nobody wants to see that pathetic little fungi. I wonder how many poor, unsuspecting women he's dropped that little bomb on.

Where can I bury my bone?

This is literally the most cringyiest thing iv ever read on b/ going by that I'm gonna saftly assume you're under 15. I'd put my life on it

Damnit op you have the most perfect and sexiest body I’ve ever seen, please hmu on snap or kik id be so happy, it’s gstoka

14 women. I do what i can with it vatos.

you're a psychologically broken cam girl or wannabe pornstar trying to make it no female in their right mind would post their face and nudes so openly on Yea Forums.

This is all the attention you get from me enjoy those coins and your "self respect" you're portraying.

Cry me a river.
I'm enjoying the nice body being posted.

its because of people like you sluts (meaning not all women) still think they can trod on men in every way possible and get away with it. You even giving this chick the attention she wants is affirming she could do whatever she wants with you.

You and everyone like you is putting the human progression at a halt.
There is legit no difference between seeing some random chicks nudes you're never gonna see in real life and looking at a pornstar online.

Sure wish these threads didn't have extra thirsty kissless virgins posting their dicks. I wanna see OP's hot as fuck body, not a bunch of sad, desperation wangs.

Cool story bro.
Still enjoying the killer body in this thread.

The duality of man

it's been more than 10 minutes m8 are you that sad you're still obsessing over her when she hasn't posted anything new yet?

Tasha!

This but a little bit less ironically.

Anyone ever tongue that asshole?

Yummy!

And you are still here obsessing over people enjoying her pics.
Who's the sad one now?

user delivers

Beautiful
Any chance of an ass+soles shot? Like you sorta sitting on them?

still you im trying to help your monkey brain progress from its failed state of evolution but you simply just want to keep beating your chest and getting excited when you see a nude female behind a screen. Each to their own though enjoy the female you'll most likely never meet or touch.

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Being baited that easily and talking about monkey brains
top kek

>be me
>get baited
>told the truth anyway

seems like i took the rod with me instead of just biting the hook.

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I wish I was that optimistic when getting baited and mocked
Ignorance is bliss I guess

This penis looks like a fucking thresher from Borderlands.

>Cool story bro.
>Still enjoying the killer body in this thread.

you are as optimistic if not more and even before me so lets be blessed we're both ignorant and stubborn asf.
Except i'm actually fully aware of what im saying/doing because you clearly are not and live in a world so deep in neglect you can't even notice your own optimism trying to express itself. That's epitomized sadness maybe you should keep looking/saving these chicks nudes whatever makes you happy man i support you doing it .

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the fuck?

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who cares? if its good ill fap

show your dick

whack shit kys