Dubs decides how I break up with my girlfriend. I'll post screenshots

Dubs decides how I break up with my girlfriend. I'll post screenshots.

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A jojo reference

you give a hobo a blowjob on video

honest heartfelt speech in person

texting her that you are gay and that she made you realize that

Her dad's far better at sex and he will fucking cuddle after so your leaving her for him

Tell her you want to explore your sexuality with trans women.

By marrying her and waiting for her to die

suicide

rolling

Oh shit

Tell her she’s too fat. And her cunt is loose.

Begone spawn of satan

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Trips vs dubs

Trips and ill add something if she doesnt block me

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Just kidding, will you marry me?

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Damn

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I guess I'll say something else is anyone wants to try to go for trips again

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Explain this thread to her and come clean about it

I'm gay and having trouble expressing that too you

Ask for a picture of her butthole so you can compare it to her moms.

Rolling

"This is OPs mother, you are fat and i forbid him from seeing you anymore"

I made a cumsicle in my freezer

Niggers stole my bike

Just text her that you just let a black guy fuck you in the ass. You're now gay.

I ate too many cheese-its

Reroll

I want to cut off my dick and eat it to get famous

I'm joining the armed forces. Sorry.

(OP actually has to sign up at local recruitment office)

Mad lad

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rollin

"You are a massive cunt. With no balls. I prefer my women, actually as women with feminine penises."

Rollo

I fucked a tranny and he gave head better than you

Tell her you're high as fuck on shrooms and shit weed

Ask her if she thinks her mom would go for you

Get a job at a pizza place as a delivery driver, get a friend to order to her house then stick your dick thru the pizza and when she answers the door raep her violently with the pizza still around your dick

You're into girls 10 year younger than her

The long game, I like it..

Reroll

leaving her for your 12 year old cousin

>Trips and ill add something if she doesnt block me
The madman did it

kek

so i guess thread is over

faggots actually think he broke up with gf

Goodnight losers

I took a good dicking up the ass a few minutes ago sorry your loose cunt is inferior to some thick BBC now

I genuinely texted her that

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