Be honest. Have you ever eaten out a woman? Why or why not?

Yes, because i demand to get my dick sucked. If she sees, that i am willing lick her clit, she gets automatically blackmailed emotionally. But lets be honest, some women need a little push to the right direction.

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get her to eat yogurt for a few days, her gash wont have any smell or flavor

No
Because I am a 39 year old virgin

No no no no
That's a lie
You can't have anal by mistake

im bi faggot. i fuck dudes and girls. most assholes i've fucked smell better than her lmfao

>Yes
>Why?
Porn said to, they like it, its not a bad taste, and i think that the nutrients that my body intakes from it only further strengthens the pattern recognition of the AI that is the human brain.

No reason not to unless it's filthy pussy.

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>Have you ever eaten out a woman? Why or why not?
All the time. I also rim her ass while I stroke my cock.

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All the fukkin' time. Pussy's great and women love it. The worst pussy I've ever had was good. Once you open the labias with your tongue it might taste a little sharp, but nothing to balk at.

yeah, i fucking love it. i eat ass + pussy pretty much any chance i get

>get her to eat yogurt for a few days, her gash wont have any smell or flavor
Wut?

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Is it rare to eat out a woman or something?

I licked a girl infront of my cousin and his buddy once.

She was doing a little strip dance for us first and I started to finger her and then licked her.

Yogurt is a pro-biotic, good for her health.

I wouldn't
Pussy is gross
Fuck pussy fine
But lick no
Piss sweat everywhere
No do

This modern fascination with oral sex, especially pussy licking, is a porn construct with terrible repercussions for the health, especially for the pussy licker
Stop eating pussy

When I meet up with the little strip dance girl she was always excited to see me because she knew I would eat her pussy.

She liked to get with me because some guys wouldn't bother to lick her.

yes because assholes dont produce discharge or anything and won't smell if you know how to wipe. pussies smell different get over it

yup. been told i give head like a lesbian.

Because of that after i eat out girls they give me an amazing blowjob after. get my button hole licked

There is a reason why BJs had laws making it illegal on the books in many places
also because of dirty hookers

lmk how that goes for you

That's actually nature/evolution telling you that she's not right for you. Her natural pheromones repel you. I assume she hasn't had this problem with every boyfriend. Sorry mate, but nature doesn't want you two reproducing.

okay Akhmed go blow up a school

Yes, it's fucking great having her legs get tight around you and when she cums you just keep on going until she cant breathe.
Next woman I get romantically involved in better like getting their pussy eaten cause that is fuckin nice.

Very rarely, and only when they insist. I see it as paying an entrance toll.

No, it isn't and, no, it doesn't. Cunnilingus has been around since women evolved pussies and men got tongues. It's always been done, you ignorant fuck. And it is not harmful without the presence of an STD. HPV is common and can cause cancer, but only in rare circunstances. Luckily neither my gf not I have it. Even if it did, I'd rather die than not eat pussy. Stop being a faggot.

I eat out my girlfriend every couple of days. She loves it, wants more but I dont want her to get bored of it, so i try not to do it every day

Eating pussy since 17. Didn't know what the fuck I was doing at 17. Didn't even know what a clit was. I want a redo.

fuck off cunt, get the sand out of your filthy tuna trap and stop blaming your stinky problem on other people. have some fucking self respect you disgusting swine.

Once ate a girl's pussy while her husband fucked my ass. I kind of miss being a man whore.

So does she.

Yes but I've only enjoyed with one of my girlfriends it was dope as fuck and would make me rock hard

No, you sound like a faggot. Get over it , homo.

lmao okay angry little virgin. google it. the way you smell to the opposite sex (including your genitals) is an indicator of sexual compatibility. stay mad and dry-dicked though.

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Yes, first time was 27 years ago. Did it without even thinking whether to do it or not. I've done it thousands of times since, with maybe 2-3 bad experiences. Every girl is a bit different, but pussy is awesome-- tastes and smells great. I est pussy as often as possible.

Yea. I like holding their hips and feeling them wriggle around as they cum. Usually they taste pretty good too, like salty water with a bit of sugar.

Yes. We were having sex for several hours and I wanted to please her. She told me I was really good at it and was surprised to hear it was my first time doing it.

Nope, haven't had the chance, just a couple 1 night stands that were over before I knew what the fuck was going on.
Someday in a committed relationship after extensive testing/screening.
Glassblower here work with my mouth.... can't be getting no herpderp.