>be me, black man.
>decide that speed dating is the new wave since online dating you cant really finesse the shordie.
>go on through my queue
>first girl is this white girl
>maybe a 6/10 kind of average weight redhead girl with glases.
>night passes only girl i matched up with was her
>i ask her if she wanna go to the bar and get some drinks with me
>yes
>we eating good tonight boys
>go back to her place
>start fucking
>NUT
>after we fuck i stay the night
>she ends up bringing up while were spooning that she wouldn't mind having a roommate
>im thinking damn ive been making bread off working this subway job and living with my moms in my 20s is kinda lame
>tell her il think about it
Be me, black man
Jordan Martinez
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Joseph Johnson
i hope you die you fucking nigger bastard subhuman
Carson Walker
>2 weeks pass and were still talking you know trading shit you know
>my mom doesn't give me shit about it since she thinks im rooming with a homie and not a girl i literally just met
>i take a box with only 6 shirts, 8 pairs of socks, a pair of true religions, a ps3 and the clothes on my back.
>i get there and meetup with my white queen
>the place by the way is a one bedroom apartment.
>there is a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom but no motherfucking washing machine.
>at this point in my life ive never really been with a women.
>i was fucking with girls since high school but afterwards we never really talked about it.
>months pass by and im starting to realize that i might really love this bitch
>i got work as a garbage man and while i wasn't making that much money it was enough to live by plus her salary.
>start thinking to myself this could be the rest of my life and i would be cool with it.
Jack Nelson
I hate you nigger
Carson Jackson
Let us hear the rest niganon
Ryan Young
Tyler Peterson
>i start telling her this shit
>she thinks im being corny
>she says "if your for real then why dont we go to some of my family functions together"
>bitch im not tryna eat unseasoned turkey
> i say "alright but i hope your family isn't racist"
>she says back "maybe a little"
>at this point i shoulda called the uber and fucking dashed
Noah Flores
Bump
Ayden Nelson
Nigger why not just stick to black women and save yourself the white girl drama. I can’t tell you how many black guys I know who were ruined by a white girl. Go home Blackman. Go home.
Jaxon Moore
i don't like niggers
Jaxson Stewart
Why don’t you just date negresses if crackers slip you up?
Nathan Sanchez
>me being not really worrying about it said "aight bet"
> i mean shit if im gonna spend the rest of my life with this girl and give her some Lonzo Ball colored lil niggas i might aswell see what the fuck we gotta deal with.
> weeks past before the meetup
>now in this stage of my life i had everything going for me
>i had the wifey, i had the money and i had happiness and motivation
>the thing is im a greedy ass nigga
>i start chatting with this indian girl who added me on facebook
>things just sorta happen and she ends up sending me ass pics and i send her my piece.
David King
making me hate niggers more
Bentley Morales
Guess what nigger they got degenerate white girls too and you don’t see me swearing off all white women. Find you the negress that makes life worth living. She’s out there waiting for you.
Easton Russell
Well, you goofed. But can you hurry up a bit, I ain't got all night, I have work in the morning but feel invested in your story.
Henry Gutierrez
maybe if other white small dick cucks like you weren't making women hate me for being white it'd be that easy but i have to work 10x as hard cause of cuckolds
Joshua Sullivan
And like that you've lost me
Oliver Cruz
how you fuck it up
Levi Foster
Yo Alexandre Dumbass - you feel like moving this along a bit?
Angel Howard
you're an idiot and deserve whatever bad shit happened to you, regardless of race
Sebastian Thomas
My comments are directed to this threads designated nigger. Aka spade, darkie, porch monkey, carbone, jungle bunny, coon. Also my cock is larger than average and I savagely beat my gf.
Noah Clark
>Dawn Of The Final
>weeks and pass its finally time to go to the house
>i get there, all these white chickenshits are staring me the fuck down.
>i ask my girl if everything is alright
>she says at worst maybe they'll kick us out but they wont actually try anything
>"hey man if staying makes you happy whatever"
>later the day goes by its nearing the end of the party.
>she says she wants to hang with her mom and all the other girls at the party
>tells me to go grab a beer from the garage and hang out with all the men
>go in there's about maybe 6 dudes there
>there just drinking making fart jokes or whatever fucking white niggas do
>as soon as i walk in they all start fucking mean mugging me.
>one of them says "your uh tyler right julies boyfriend?"
>yea
>"well tyler why dont you grab one of them molsons from that there cooler"
>free shit aight bet
Samuel Sanders
could you speed this along mate. do you fucking have dyslexia or something and you can't type
Parker Gray
Are you typing this with a fucking head wand? HURRY UP BITCH
David Hughes
>next thing i know all these niggas is fucking swinging on me
>aint life a bitch
>turns out that indian bitch with the fat ass was fucking one of her cousins cat-fishing me
>you cannot make this shit up
>dude told the whole family and they used the fucking opportunity to jump my ass
>wellplayedwhitey.jpg
>im getting fucked up like they are fucking jumping and stomping on my fucking head
>start tying my hands with zip ties
>they put this black cloth on my head and throw me in a van.
>were going on a fucking road trip i guess
>wake up in the morning
>its just me and one of her uncles in the van
>he turns his head to the back and says "your a long way from Hammerfell Redguard"
>nigga what
queue youtube.com
Isaiah Kelly
Wasn't worth the wait
Brayden Richardson
this
Ethan Gray
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
Cameron Bennett
bad ending, boring story, minus ten points for being black, you get a -8/10