It’s almost 10 pm and I have 3 possibly 4 Budweisers hidden in a park about 5 mins away...

It’s almost 10 pm and I have 3 possibly 4 Budweisers hidden in a park about 5 mins away. Should I go get them and try to see if it’ll be enough to get me drunk?

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WOW FOUR BUDS, DON'T DO IT YOU CRAZY MAN

No, stay inside and watch little miss sunshine. Watch it on 124movies.com. And before you ask, no it doesn’t have any viruses that’ll fuck with your computer, I use it regularly.

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"Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken!"

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You like watching me too, huh?

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Lol that certainly won't get you drunk. Maybe if you slam all of them at once you'll get a decent buzz going on.

I’m thinking if I get them down quick it’ll work. I was planning on getting a bottle to go along with it but it’s too late now.

Great movie from the weirdo himself rob zombie

Gord? Who let you loose?

Why would I watch that movie

Because it’s a genuinely good film.

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4 beers is enough to get me drunk
but i only weigh 130 lb
which is pretty great cause i dont have much money for beer

Well... why not? You some kinda faggot?

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I’m a fat 190. I’m trying to digest the food in my gut really fast right now so if I do drink them tonight it’ll work somewhat.

Shit that's nice, I'd say go for it unless you think it's gonna get you into some trouble. That whole situation sounds kinda sketchy with hiding them in the park. Idc, but just keep yourself safe user

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Do tell who gord is.

He’s truly a renaissance man.

Why do you hide beer in parks?

See the teaser of part 3? "3 From Hell"

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Chances of getting introuble are very low. I only get introuble when I drink one of these and a few beer within a few hours. My main thing is I don’t want to waste these 4 and get barley buzzed.

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Gonna be the only movie that gets me in a theater.

My man!

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The space under my dress is currently over stocked with empty bottles. also I can’t just walk inside carrying them when parents are home. Hiding them in the park is just a great way to keep them and myself safe from cops and parents.

Dresser

Well shiiieeet. I think im gonna go pick them up.

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Wait a minute...
My boi, you’re underage rigth?

I didnt raise you like that Marie!

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20.

You’re too old to drink to be cool and to young to drink to forget.

Lol nothing cool about it. I wish.

Where is your hiding spot exactly?
As in, describe how you chose it.

Not coordinates huhu

So these baby trees have black plastic supporting the bases. I just put it inside of that. Unless someone goes digging inside of a random tree support thing no ones gonna find it. I used to hide my weed there too when I smoker sometimes.

In the park now

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Rob zombie movies were cool when I was an edgy 12 year old that loved disturbed korn and godsmack

Then I grew out of my autism

Alcoholic in denial

Oh what kinda horror movies do you like? Annabelle? Paranormal activity? Git out?

I’m not in denial.

Ooooooo an insult. Whatever will I do?

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Kek

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Ahhh nice and warm beer for optimal absorption

So, lemme guess you like babadook, the ring, the grudge, and that stupid spider movie?

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I recognize that bedrock, see you soon.

I really hope 3 from hell is good and has more of a house of 1000 corpses vibe. The ending to devils rejects was pretty solid. I guess the bullets had the storm trooper effect though.

Bedrock? I’m scared.

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Just got spooked by a skunk.

I hope so as well. I guess by the looks of it, they got banged up pretty good though. Didn't just walk away from that firefight. I love the soundtrack for devils rejects. Sells me everytime. 1000 corpses gives me my laughs, I think they both have great replay value

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Where do you live user? Won't they be warm?

Yea they are both great movies. House of 1000 corpses was just more disturbing and fucked up. It also seems like they gathered some fans. People chanting release the 3

Yea they are pretty warm. It’s a good thing. It absorbs better. I got one left now.

GET IN HERE

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West corners?

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I’m hoping the theaters do what they did for the release of saw 3D And play a marathon of all the movies leading up to it.

West what

Is that idiot still alive?

West Corners. There's a park near me and I smell a skunk

Skunks are all over.

Yea he’s on off season bro. Rest.