Talk me out of buying a sexdoll

Talk me out of buying a sexdoll

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It's not going to make you happy
temporary pleasure
you're just horny and desperate so you can't think straight
you'll regret it

Go fap.

If you're still interested in one after you've busted your nut, then you may actually want one.

Itt will act as a masturbating hand,, except incrredibly expensive, and a lot more effort.

Don't.

read the FAQs about maintenance and care

How much?

I spent like 120 on a silicone ass slab. Waste of money. Pain to clean, kinda good for sexing but ultimately doesn't satisfy. Now imagine spending a 20 times the amount for the same results. Buy a motorcycle instead

Do it pussy. You won't.

Watch all the Doll Care videos from Turd Flinging Monkey.
And then know this.
In the ancient times God created Adam and Lilith.
When Adam appealed to God for a Help-Meet is how we gained the Garden and Eve.
The Sex Doll is the 3rd Wife of Adam.
She shall be known as the Synthetic Companion or 'SynCom'
And all the daughters of Lilith and Eve are aware that the Sons of Adam are seeking a new bride.
Gain the SynCom.
Marry the 3rd Bride.
Defy God.