Talk me out of buying a sexdoll

Talk me out of buying a sexdoll

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It's not going to make you happy
temporary pleasure
you're just horny and desperate so you can't think straight
you'll regret it

Go fap.

If you're still interested in one after you've busted your nut, then you may actually want one.

Itt will act as a masturbating hand,, except incrredibly expensive, and a lot more effort.

Don't.

read the FAQs about maintenance and care

How much?

I spent like 120 on a silicone ass slab. Waste of money. Pain to clean, kinda good for sexing but ultimately doesn't satisfy. Now imagine spending a 20 times the amount for the same results. Buy a motorcycle instead

Do it pussy. You won't.

Watch all the Doll Care videos from Turd Flinging Monkey.
And then know this.
In the ancient times God created Adam and Lilith.
When Adam appealed to God for a Help-Meet is how we gained the Garden and Eve.
The Sex Doll is the 3rd Wife of Adam.
She shall be known as the Synthetic Companion or 'SynCom'
And all the daughters of Lilith and Eve are aware that the Sons of Adam are seeking a new bride.
Gain the SynCom.
Marry the 3rd Bride.
Defy God.

OP dont listen to them. They are bitter females who hate independent men with sexdolls who are perfect. They cant manipulate you and cant get attention from you when you are happy with your doll. Females hate dolls to the core and would sneaky destroy the doll so you will care for the actual female

deep lore right here

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Come to Jesus OP.
Go to your local
Traditional Roman Catholic Church or Cathedral, attend Mass and Confess your sins.

I will pray for you, that You may find happiness,
In Nomine Patris, et Filius, et Spiritus Sancti.
Amen.

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if what you say is true why did god give humans the ability to build sexdolls?

and if you say the devil did it, why does he have so much control over us? are you not infallititables?

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Don't listen to these botards, half of them are probably upset they don't have jobs and can't ask their parents to buy them one. Fuck the whole "will it make me happy" argument, do whatever you want and anybody who has a problem with that is just mad that they can't

He gave us a choice.
A choice to do what is right or wrong.
He loves us so, that he would allow us to chose these paths.
While the Devil did tempt man into sin,
It was man who committed such sin.

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God wants us to have choice.
Without choice, and the freedom to learn / grow / change ? We are nothing.
If we cannot die, we cannot be reborn.
God wanted Adam and his Sons to chase Eve, or Lilith, and their daughters.
When man creates the Silicon Bride, he stands in defiance of God.
He creates a Totemic Form which will hold his need for love / sex.
Thus making a Graven Image / Idol out of the 3rd Bride.
And recreating the choice he made in the Garden that his Bride is greater than God in his eyes.
Thus the SynCom is the 3rd Bride.
The Sons of Adam created her.
Satan (The Devil) has nothing to do with this.
Even touches on the hatred women have for the dolls.
They see the competition for men, their resources.
They cannot make a Pet Wallet out of a man with a SynCom.
I even told OP to marry the Bride. Defy God.
But OP is a Faggot and will not deliver.
And not be like the Chad Lucifer.

Sex dolls are not good cooks. They don't care if you are dying, and they don't have interesting conversation to make.

Women are not good cooks.
Women only care that they're losing your money. (They will take your life insurance though and fuck your best friend on your grave)
Women have nothing of note to say.

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So just like a woman?

>implying dolls are better
>implying men are better
>implying kids are better

>implying male dolls are better
>implying loli dolls are better

>implying shota dolls are the best

You're gonna stop using it after a month because it's going to be so cumbersome to handle and even more of a bitch to clean the cum out of its cunt

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Get doll.
Cuddle doll.
Use hand held Spinning Robot Pussy and avoid wear and tear on doll.

Get doll. Get handheld Spinning Robot Pussy.
Cuddle doll, inhale scent of perfumed hair.
Feel the TPE titties.
Destroy your duck with the Spinning Robot Pussy.
Just like 'real love'

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so like a woman giving you the option between vanilla and chocolate and she cuts your dick off later because she wanted vanilla and you picked chocolate its best to avoid psychopaths like this?

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Spend it in a hot stripper.

Tits and ass, buy one it might improve your hygiene. It's what every straight growing boy needs.

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literally buy a flesh light and watch porn, then it's like getting a sex doll that is 10x less creepy and you can imagine fucking any girl you want.

Have sex
[spoiler]with dolls

yeah, but you can't cuddle a flesh light

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I bought a $200 pussy and ass slab and in hindsight it was an awful purchase. Pain in the ass to clean and not entirely that satisfying. If you have that much money just get a hooker or fix yourself enough to actually get a fucking girlfriend. I recommend reading Geoffrey Miller’s book “What Women Want.”

IF YOU ORDER ONE.
1. It won't be how you imagine it.
2. It will be harder to handle and store than is convenient.
3. It will be a pain to maintain and clean.
4. If anyone finds out about it, you're in the shit. Even long after you're rid of it.
5. It's expensive. Even after the doll... wigs, repairs, clothes. The initial price is not the end price.

That's all assuming that you order it from a reputable place and it even arrives at your door without being held up by customs from some country, or marked by your local post office as suspicious, then investigated by local police.

LOL. the totality of my reply

still would tbh

okay OP I guess if you're a psychopath theres literally nothing that can convince you

Can't/won't stop you user. But go for a plush doll first. Cheap, easy to maintain and move.

If you love it, you can stay or trade up. If not you did not lose a big investment. Like 800$

I had a plush torso for a while and had a good time.

>Teddy Babe btw

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If you are going for these. Your ok in my books.

Fuck you, hope the glowers track you down

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Can I talk you into buying a blow mold instead?.

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Masturbate, then put that money into buying a personal trainer so you can get /fit/

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Pedos are a sign from God that he knows we humans are violent creatures and wants to give us acceptable targets to beat to death with nailbats.

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Removable orifices
Easy cleanup and starching

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they ain't fuckin kids tho

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we'll be able to hunt them legally here pretty soon. Epstein will be the start of it.

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god impregnated a 12 year old

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these ones are kind of neat.

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>god impregnated a 12 year old
Middle eastern lies.

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I feel it will pale in comparison to the next gen sexbots I'm sure Japanese permavirgin companies are working on.
Something that has the right feel, hardness, warmth, and some crude automation.

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Japanese loli dolls are much, much better

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They’re stupid expensive, you have a TON of maintenance to clean and keep it nice, it’s easier just to go someplace like rub maps and find an Asian massage parlor and get jerked off every once in awhile than to deal with a sex doll.

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This. Blow molds are also durable, require little maintenance and are relatively inexpensive.

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Would you want the world to know about it?

If not, don't.

The future will be wonderful

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>cooking is hard

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get some tpe fleshlight/onahole and a daki for like 200 instead of the 3k+

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If you ever find yourself with a real woman it’ll be hard to explain the doll

It’s a waste of money. Go to Tijuana instead. Research Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club and Adelita Bar.

The most expensive ones will set you back several grand, and their bodies break down super fast.

- Wires in limbs bend and snap
- Joints break
- Silicon bodies can't handle rough or fast sex
- Silicon body dries out and crumbles
- Mold grows because silicon traps moisture and other fluids
- Retain horrible smells
- Feels no better than a Fleshlight

If all you want is a tube to cum into, get a Fleshlight and look at porn or jack off in a library or something idk

Otherwise just get a hooker

I’d play with that butt

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fapped
still want it
fuck

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well the least you could do at this point is buy it and make some content or something

I mean shit if you are coming here for advice you are already to far gone friend

Do it, user
Imagine how good it'll feel to plow it and how many nuts you'll bust in and on it

unironically this
wat

Trips and op saves his money

My girl is a great cook, she paid the rent on the apartment we lived in for years and is smart and faithful and funny.

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I not believe one or two of these. But all of them together? No.

They are fucking awesome right up until you nut.
Then they are a bitch to clean and hide.

That's the one you are going for?

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God gave us the choice to be a cock-sucking faggot or not to be cock-sucking faggot

And you chose to be a cock-sucking faggot

I can barely be assed to use my fleshlight because keeping it lubed and clean is such a pain in the ass I only break it out when I'm drunk. I can only imagine what a pain in the ass maintaining a RD would be

I do think it'd be nice to have some fake silicone tits to play with while jerking off. that would pretty much be the only reason I'd buy a RD, but I really would rather just get a pair of disembodied tits. idk even know where I could get something like that. if someone knows plz tell me

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this

>but my realism

fuck off, you fap to 2d

Fuck my big fat titties by pipedream extreme
Enjoy, user

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thx for the suggestion! I've seen a few products but it's really hard to tell which would be good/realistic and which'd be awful

yup

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Is she a giantess, or...?

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I want you to imagine the following scenario

It's 2 am and you're using tilex and a toilet brush to clean the mildew out of your sex doll's vagina.

The doll probably isn't even into you

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Big agree. Its one of those things that you should probably think through a little longer

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>brainlet doesn't realize they have removable vagina inserts that don't require hard scrubbing

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Bought me a soft toy doll for girls. Cut open her bottom,stuck a loli onahole in, dressed her incheap, slutty baby-sized clothes and done. super cheap, easy to do, no problem to hide/store. Best 40$ I ever spent.

tbh I'd like a sex doll that only includes the pussy and maybe a small armature that keeps the pussy in a given position

I'd like this because I notice when I'm single my thrusting muscles atrophy and it takes a few go-arounds until I'm back to my old strength

I'd like to be able to stay at the top of my game and really pound hard whenever I get lucky

If I had more money I'd just get a GF but "that's capitalism"

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i mean its better than victimizing little kids but only marginally so

For the price of a sex doll, you could join a gym and get in shape then buy some real girl drinks at a bar until you get laid

You need to fap again just to make sure you really cleared your mind user

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Here is the thing user I have a great wife best fucking ever. But she is a little chunky now. So I basically under good consciousness don't wont to cheat on her, but god I would love to feel what its like to fuck a thin woman its been like 20 fucking years. Now the young looking ones are kind of creepy but a older looking one wouldn't be that bad. Oh and to the cristcuck fishing around if a sex doll prevents me from cheating on my wife I think this is a lesser sin than being a egotistic preachy shit lord. No body cares about your stupid fucking religion and when I say your fucking religion I mean the fucked up disillusion that literately only you believe in. Guess what there is a god and no one is worshiping it. Go fuck a doll.

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So what kind of plush doll did you buy? I wanted to do that, but they all seemed too small.

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Fucking a sex doll is worth 10 minutes in purgatory. Jesus said be kind to one another. He never said anything about not fucking a rubber doll.

I like to believe there's a rich person who hires black-suited puppeteers to articulate his child fuckdoll

most christian churches have canonized the old testament which in fact has lots to say about Onanism

Fucking a sex doll is MUCH cheaper than buying women drinks per fuck you actually get. And there will not be a single night when she says no.

Onanism is literally "spilling your seed on the ground". If you think masturbating into a sex doll is a sin, then so is every other act of masturbation, or wet dream.

let me see you fuck her

Old testament also commands us not to wear clothing of mixed fabrics, and not to eat shrimp. Fucking a rubber doll is the same level sin.

I remember one time I was with a girl i'd hooked up with before and this time she didn't really want to fuck and I was jerking myself off and cuddling her, eventually I jizzed all over her bush and her eyes went wide when she felt my cum on dripping down to her hip and thigh

he said it was really hot what I did and I wiped my cum off with one hand and then went down on her and rubbed my cum on her tits while I played with them

we fucked afterwards for what felt like an hour

never gonna get that experience from a sex doll

>he said it was really hot

*she said it was really hot

so why bring christ into this mess

It's usually interpreted as "masturbation bad" rather than "don't let your jizz touch the dirt". You really think that Father John down at the chapel is going to see much difference between you perhaps eating your own cum rather than blasting onto the carpet?
Really, these things shouldn't be perceived literally.

From someone who has purchased one and regrets it -
You think about the money you wasted and realise how much extra maintenance you need to care and look after the silicone of the doll...

Not worth it. Stick to either wanking or if you're really horney - massage parlour.

That's what she said.

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Selah.

So which one is best to start with? I'm not sure my Fleshlight will fit in that Virgin Mary and I'm damned sure im not fucking Sants Claus.

Keeping it short and brief. Think about what family and friends would think, would.you want to be known as the weirdo in the family that has a sex doll or "that creepy guy who has a sex doll" if a friend / potential friend came over and found it??

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It's really a question of economics. I know guys who have spent many thousands of dollars per year on hookers. If a sex doll is good enough, you can save a lot of money. And wives are even MORE expensive!

date some skanky bitches and have two bank accounts


goddamn its like y'all n words never dated

I don't send out Christmas cards of me and my sex doll. What's some friend doing looking in a locked room or box? My friends don't get to see my fleshlite, either.

Biggest advantage: You can't get HIV or herpes from a sex doll. Barflys are notorious for sexually transmitted diseases. Even condoms can't protect you totally, and I hate condoms.

Dan Harmon has some funny stories about this

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i promise that if any one of you buys and fucks a sex doll you are forever cursed
instead get this
add in the lube + cleaning stuff
at checkout use the code below it will be $99+shipping with the added bonus that you will not be cursed
>only99

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keep 'em coming. also show full nude

owning a fleshlite is understandable literally every guy has at one point thought about getting one
a sex doll on the other hand....

She's not a very lewd girl

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this is somehow the gayest thing ever posted on Yea Forums

How so? Even gayer than the constant tranny threads?

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absolutely, at least the trannies are actual girls

Just buy an onahole. Cheaper and more efficient

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george costanza once said, wisely:
"Parking in the city is just like sex. Why should I pay for it when, if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free?"
why should you, indeed?

You prefer your girls to have penises, I prefer mine to be made of TPE. Somehow I feel like my way is less gay but to each their own I guess.

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uh no, i prefer to have cis girls. TPE no matter how its formed will never be a person, will never be a human and will never be an actual girl

less gay sure but 150% more cursed

That's fine...

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a scat is fine too

Any of these could be a "cursed image"

bedtime

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Nah, whatever keeps you from shooting up a school buddy

You obviously don’t spend any money on wallpaper. That paint job is a disgrace.

lol you have obviously never seen textured plaster walls before. Sorry you don't have any dolls to cuddle with tonight user. I hope you have some bitchin wallpaper to help you feel better. On that note, I'm off to sleep with this little cutie by my side. I look forward to reading whatever critique you come up with in the morning. goodnight.

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TPE will also never cheat on you with your best friend, never steal your money, and never break your heart. And it will never take half your assets in a divorce.

Ha ha. Mah nigga

YUM

Wow

Mmmmmmm

Gorgeous. Also nice TRIPS

Are u white....go for it. No false rape or racism accusation

So jealous. Also DUBS

Kek dollfag got mad and left cos his shitty walls got critiqued.

Underrated post.

It's an idiotic post. Kids can't afford sex dolls.

You'll be able to get a primitive but passable sex robot instead in a decade or so

Delicious

/thread

After waiting for the delivery, you'll excitedly shuffle the huge package into your bedroom and tear it open. With cardboard strewn about your room you will lay it on your bed - it looks hot, but for some reason you're not aroused. You decide to get it all lubed up and ready, and then watch a little porn to get you in the mood. Once you start you realise it feels pretty much the same as a fleshlight, only a lot more cumbersome. You try to lose yourself in the moment, but your inexperience and her lack of mobility renders the legs awkward and useless. The tits feel nice in your hands, but her lifeless face makes you feel cold. You cross your eyes a little to try to blur the reality closer to your fantasy. This is taking much more effort than you expected.
After you're done fucking it the first time, you'll look down at the aftermath and realise with sudden and shocking clarity just how fucking pathetic you really are. Alone in your depression, you will wearily and quietly clean everything up, wonder exactly where to keep this thing when you're not using it, and realise you didn't really think this through and it's too late to get your money back. In an effort to feel better about the horrible mistake you've made you'll attempt sleeping next to it, but the more you try to use it to comfort yourself and the harder you try to pretend, the more impossible it will be to stop the inevitable tears filling up your eyes. As you cry yourself to sleep, your last thoughts will be about how you can dispose of it without anyone ever finding out.
And that's as good as it will get. It's all downhill from there.

If this isn't pasta it should be

fuck women dude

I've often considered buying a doll and painting it to appear dead then hanging it from a noose. That way it's cold skin, deadweight and lack of expression will seem more realistic.

Another idea I had was buying one with a very distressed expression (if they make dolls with expressions) and pretending I'm raping the shit out of her. I'd probably have that doll hanging from the ceiling by its hands with her head looking down and her hair over her face.

The idea is to make the dolls seem more realistic and I'm also into some taboo shit.

I don't care if I'm cursed, I wanna fuck a lolidoll

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damn, this is hot, pls show spread pussy and anus

bobs vagene now ok

I want whatever you’re on

this is not some heebeejeebee mumbo jumbo
this is real life
you will be cursed

Guys this isnt pasta wtf

of course not
the man probably went through that first hand and now hes cursed

Just buy one, it's a fucking doll
You can't rape or molest a doll

I can sure as fuck try.

I bought a doll from dh168 but the shipping tracker says my order is in Antarctica fir 2 weeks now. Is this some scam or malfunction? It doesnt have moved fir 2 weeks its still in the waters of Antarctica. Or got the shipping container fell off the ship? What happened got damn it. Someone had same experience?

daffaq is going on here

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While you're at it, fucking punch the shit out of it or stab it with a knife.

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Its a tracking glitch. Happened to me as my load went over the sahara in a supernatural way. No honestly why are their tracking device so faulty. Ive ordered in summary over 10 dolls and 2 didnt even got delivered 3 were on time with one damaged ripped limb and the rest delayed to up to 6 month. Hello? Its 2019

What country do you live in?

Mexico

Canada

because they look like dead children

You emailed them?

You can buy real 5/5 women for few hours instead.

No because im shy and dont want cause any pressure on the manufacturers. Because i payed in advance so if i assume i get unpleasant they will just rip me

Is this pasta?

Too asian facial morphology. Even the pale ones w/ light eyes and light hair. Also how tall are they? In the other pic it looks like she's in T sized clothing, yet she has such large breasts.

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Just get a Fleshlight, way cheaper, feels good, easy to hide.

Damn.

How did the order go user? What you get or are we up in a troll thread?

They break.
Extremely difficult to clean. Eventually, you'll stop cumming inside of them because it's such a hassle to clean it up.
Their fingers and toes are uncanny valley, breaks immersion
If anyone you know discovers you own one they'll tell everybody.

Japanese company just finished a prototype that utilizes Honda Asimo software, which means it can walk. It reportedly can clean a kitchen, do presorted laundry, mop floors and vacuum, take a shower and clean out it's own pussy, lubricate it's own pussy and plug itself into a wall outlet when its battery falls below 20% capacity.

Price:$307,000
Release: Nov, 2023

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if true it could be worth it

Bump

Lol fantasize harder

Which doll is this?

Don't listen to him pipedream products are shit I owned multiple of their products and it's all hard rubber shit, it doesn't feel good at all

>Nofap for a week
>Wake up
>This doll is on top of you
>It is yours and nobody will know
>What do?

I'd be so horny i'd just admire the body and texture for a while before even getting a boner

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Did the same. Pretty cheap and easy. Serves the purpose well.

Based Chinese shill making me want one so bad

I hope this post is a joke.

>tbh I'd like a sex doll that only includes the pussy and maybe a small armature that keeps the pussy in a given position

you mean you want to buy a fleshlight?

It doesnt feel warm like a real body

That won’t last.

Please have sauce. Please let there be sauce.

They're definitely nothing to even imagine real sex with. I only like them because the cheap ugly lifeless inhuman thing turns me on

just buy it if you have the money

youtu.be/TL0L5ix7uvA?t=10

What if God giving us a choice to get a sex a doll is the escape from the sin of fornication of the flesh?

Holy shit this thread is still going! Good morning.

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yeeesssssss

more?

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You cant fuck strippers you 13 yr old dipshit

people who have sex dolls are dirt between the shit and the floor; the lowest of low, an eternal punchline people laugh at. even cuckolds are higher on the status ladder. you will never be able to get pussy if you do this

what ladder? are you a loser that believes there is something like social structure?

holy fuck

turn them around

Do it bro and I will come over and help you with her!!

Its like a buffet

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now panties down

so fucking cute

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Actually ignore everything I said, this guy has fucking ascended.

fuck that buy the top tier model...

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when are you gonna finally make a mega for all your photos dollanon? There's clearly quite a lot

not the same dollanon, but a friend recently had his mega shutdown because he had doll pics on it. it would also be a lot of work uploading everything

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