I want a job where I can kill people for the government. I don’t ask questions and I’ll kill children if asked...

Sorry, no job for you in the enslaver force. You must not kill them. We make prisoner, and we event do not hurt them (in fact we do, but it cause sometimes national media strormshit.)

Sorry, no job for you in foreign ingerence force, there is 190 different nation and company that spying us and wait with saliver each opportunity to put us in world-scale mediatic stormshit.

We no more use handgunners. We kill most of our opponent by trafiquing telephone, box, cars. we give them cancer or accident. The monkey quite never see us.

We quite never kill children. Sometime they are living i the same place than her father, journalist how must die by radiation from the good old box hack. Or just missiled.

I you really whant to be a hitman so shot my gerontophil gay president for electoral fraud.

Did the job and i will provide you one more name.

I’m trained my dad taught me how to shoot and I’ve won competitions. Also I was an amateur boxer and I still train bjj

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You're dad did not teach you how to kill people or handle extreme situations. You're good at shooting and maybe have a good cardio, good for you. Still gonna have to go through military though, there is no license to kill the way you think about it.

If you're that good, you've got better chances working for a crime syndicate, they don't care where you're from.

But I want to kill for country taking down terrorist,journalist, people with dirt on government officials, foreign diplomats, domestic threats, and just all around bad people. I also don’t want to wind up in jail and be paid great

military or private is the only way. But still got to go through military to go private.

Same as any job, if you tell me you're the best salesman because you're dad taught you. But never encountered a customer, closed a sale or competed against peers, your best chance is no one else showing up for the job.

I’m not really down for military though. You get paid shit,

You get paid shit everywhere until you make yourself undispensable.

If you plan on being the best and let it fuel you, it should not matter. When you keep your eyes on the prize, short term income is irrelevant.

I’m indispensable because I’m willing to kill kids no questions asked

Have you tried joining the military?

You'r father give you a pre-military entertainment, that mean class will be easy and you eventual can candidate for delta or other elite i do no know all you'r army.

You must read the military code of the us army.
You must study vienne, hague, and geneva convention.
This is verry honorably and exemplary ambitious.
If this law feel goof for you, go into the army.

Reality is darker thant theory, but you are not a killer army.
There place to stole, to destroy, and slaves to capture and put at work.
You may sometimes be escort for the intell guy that are erasing the past.
They could have some extra-judicare execution, a few by invasion.

You could make a entire career in the army, be deploy in fifty place, and never shoot to anyone. Footmen are no more fighters, but professional of building, maintaining and operating war machine far bigger than a rifle.

ITT: 17 year old just saw the Jason Bourne movies
>Saged

>Canadian that only speaks French detected

you're not different. It's movie shit or code, killing is killing nobody gives a shit. Soldiers have been killing kids for fucking ever and still do everyday in the world. They may not be fine with it a few decades later but nobody gives a shit by then.

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Do not got to blackwater.
Go to mafia, it is more safe.

An actual special ops guy would smack the fuck out off your bitch ass for this post

If I met you irl, I'd smack the fuck out off your bitch ass.

Canada indeed got a gay cheater prime minister.
But not a president, so i'm not Canadian.

You’re a gay retard if you think anyone is going to hire a nobody to do a job. Get into the military, go special forces, build a resume, then apply to become a mercenary.

Hate to break It to you bud but the military is the best way to get into the cia/fbi you could try and join a private military group in Africa or the Middle East but again you would need a military background, I would say your best shot would be private security and hope you get high enough to attract the fbi/cia’s attention

Also if you want to indiscriminately kill innocent people just become a cop in a black neighborhood it’s not that hard

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Killing believe it or not is not the human condition. Killing a human being even in self defense changes sane people for the worse. Your supposed lack of empathy makes you a potential loose cannon; they want a professional, not some rabid dog.

If you seriously want to do it, they recruit from within the military. You don't just sign up for fucking assassin school. So go enjoy bombing little kids for a decade, be all you can be, join the Rangers or SEALS or some shit, see how psychopathic you feel then.

Also I'm sure the pay is shit so enjoy sacrificing your humanity for a half decent dental plan and shitty retirement

Anyone who knows anything about the intelligence apartus also knows how to speak English fluently

>Muh feelings!
Suicide yourself.

Watch more movies

Want to kill band people.
Also want to kill kids
Interesting, maybe your the bad people lmao

Join AQ or ISIS. Both are govt supported and you can scratch your itch.

Lol I dunno what part of my post touched your no-no place but I'm sorry either way bro. It was an accident

These fucking kids
Okay Junior listen Im now in my early twenties since my 13th birthday if been doing the dirty work for some assholes in my country they got killed and I just started working for the next in line
If seen so many of your kind kids that play to many video games and watch to much TV.
And they’ll say the same stupid shit you do that they’ll kill and do whatever for hard cash and some fame but here’s the real world they can’t if you push these people into situations that are so violent and unpredictable they lose their cool and in the end I needed to do the dirty work
I bet you wouldn’t have the guts to do these things
Have you ever hurt somebody and I mean really hurt ?
Your probably from a loving and caring family that cared for you and that’s the thing you already need to be a monster even before you made the decision to be one .
So stop talking shit I bet that if you where dragged into such a situation where you need to kill someone you couldn’t do it .
So go get a degree stop this nonsense and do something with your life try to change the world in a good way there are enough bad people around already .
Just trust me all the shit that manipulated your thinking into such a way of thinking is nonsense .
I’m now what I’m and I wished that I never walked down this path but I did and living with the consequences with what you’ve done is some serious shit and not to be taken lightly

Hey man you don’t have to shit on op’s larp with your own shitty larp

sounds like you want to work for the ATF

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mfw I forget to crop the meme

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Well sure everything that sounds a bit out of the ordinary is a Larp
Different people have different experiences in life . I grew up in a shithole and tried to make the most out of it
And I tried talking some sense into this guy but sure it’s just a fucking LARP because everyone that uses Yea Forums is a fat fucking neckbeard
You people but I don’t need to proof you wrong .

I do not now the actual state of the americans GI that have been accused of torture in irak, but, you'r justice try to punish them.

This side, we put in prison for 6 year 2 French soldier for extra-judiciary executed a "road miner", that is more or less a protester, a activist, or a unarmed ununiformed paramilitary at the extreme, that was bitting the road to delay the "serval ops".

A bunch of suspect has ben fired without sold, becouse we canot prove they murder, but we know they did.

I got family manifest about WW2, and german occupant have ben executed by there officers, for committing rape on civilians. Ukrainians that fight under Italian tracking partisans in Slovenia, were executed for same reason.

The turkish dude that last year fire at a russian plane raping decades of good relation "intell cooperation agreement" and "mutual military coordination protocols" take perpetuity for treachery*

Soldier are not over-the-law, and especially wen you invade someone. The exemplar comportment is the sine-qua-non condition to avoid push civilian in military or political resistance

"working for the enemy sentence" *
Can i said "trahison" that is it es fr al common in globish or not?
"treachery" is not the exact world i want here, maybe "betrayal"?

Join a PMC

Go to Juarez join the cartel smoke some peps and get smoked and chopped up

Honestly you might be too retarded, nigger.

This is a weird hill to die on.

Killing journalists? Russian degenerate.