I'm going to get a pizza tomorrow. Dubs chooses one topping to add to it. Trips decides 3 toppings

Ice cream
Lettuce
Another pizza

Uh, sc- s- scorpions.

Pickles, hot sauce, sardines

Pineapple
Canadian bacon
Jalapeno

pineapple

>ice cream (mint)

Call the pizza place and tell them you wish you’d never been born. This pizza is the last thing you’ll have before you surrender yourself to prison the next morning. You want mushrooms, banana slices and the delivery driver’s semen. Record the convo and post it fag

onions

pic unrelated

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cardboard bits, shoe bottom scrapings, plastic sauce bowls.

bbg chicken

You animal

Cum and shit topping

>I'm going to get a pizza tomorrow. Dubs chooses one topping to add to it. Trips decides 3 toppings.
Meat lovers if trips. Pepperoni if dubs

sriracha sauce

I've been told pizza does not mean pizza on the internet. I will not be complicit in any of this.

wet wipe after the manager counts the coins, delivery mans breath and any grass from outside the store

pizza just means porn

cheese pizza is what youre avoiding.

Doner meat.

Bleach and amonia with some cum from a hobo

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Tell them you want the semen of every guy employee at the pizza place

Reroll

dough from an employees fingernails, dust from the bottom of a fridge and a handful of plastic spoons

oh jesus

It’s dubs. Deliver OP

OP is a coward beyond measure

Winrar. You must deliver OP

Rolling for this

Checked
Hopefully OP isn't a faggot and gets his pizza covered in 9 different flavors of cum. Don't puss out OP!

remove tomato sauce

OP is being given an opportunity to be considered an absolute mad thad on Yea Forums. Will he answer the call of destiny?

or will he shudder and wilt in the fire and heat of madness

OP is a fag and will just order pepperoni, feeling smug at how he he thinks trolled Yea Forums — the brief, shining moment of the month where he feels any semblance of self worth. Then the doubt will creep back in and he’ll try to bury it with pizza, but it doesn’t work. Not really. Because he can only stare into the mirror and wonder where his life went. “Is this really all I am,” he’ll wonder.

The traffic outside will look tempting. Kinda like that pizza. That sweet pie that has added 20 inches to his waistline and brings him closer to cardiac arrest everyday. Yes, so so tempting. It could be quick. He’ll almost work up the nerve to do it as he rolls his trash can out to the curb.

Then he goes back to Yea Forums and makes “dubs=this/trip=that” thread to break the cycle of depression if just for a few minutes. But OP knows he won’t deliver. Because OP never delivers. Because OP is a fag.

11/10 ur a gud dude

no sauce, no cheese, sardines

Because of dubs, just no cheese and sardines

Mushrooms

Pinnapple

Double Sausage and Extra Cheese

Pepperoni

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OP is a miserable failure unfit to be called a man and even moreso to post on Yea Forums. Who else will take up the challenge?

And on this day OP faded again into obscurity. Never to be seen or heard from again. A true and legitimate NPC in the game of life he made an attempt to break from the programming but in the end could not.

Mushrooms, pepperoni and olives

OP has already whimpered away. The stage lights were too bright for him.

If OP actually delivers and gets a semen pizza, posts a timestamped photo of the cum pie in the box in the hands of the delivery driver and then another time stamped photo of him eating it, I’ll post a time stamped photo of me getting my virgin ass railed by a BBC. That’s how sure I am OP won’t deliver.

OP wouldn't even have to eat the semen, nail dough, fridge crud and plastic cutlery special. Just posting a picture would cement his legend.

alas he's a child mimicking men