>be me >out on date with 8/10 girl >shes so hot, and were hitting it off. >we have tacos for lunch. >every things great! shes all over me, girls are never into me so im loving this >were having fun, we go to an amusement park and have a real nice date
fast forward to later in the night we start getting frisky.
>end up having to fart from the fucking tacos i had at lunch >hold it in because no chance for a toot right now >try going to bathroom to fart but wont come out, only time it wants to come out is when i leave the bathroom. >belly feels bloated but still trying to get it on with this hot chick >she starts sucking my dick >shit feels so good, shes a pro with this dick > she starts licking my balls >i lean back to enjoy balls licked when it happens >suddenly rip a massive fart in her face >I tell her "sorry baby, it was the beans" >shes really not cool with it >cusses me out and tells me to leave >wont answer my texts
seriously how fucked am i..can i rebound farting in her face?
like are you kidding me? I couldnt hold a fucking fart in!? mother fucking hell man! fuck
Jack Allen
AND I SPENT ALL MY FUCKING MONEY ON THIS BITCH!! fucking broke after that date and all i have to show for it is half a blowjob!!
IM SERIOUSLY SO FUCKING FURIOUS WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW!! I FUCKING JUST COCK BLOCKED MYSELF!!
Colton Cook
At least you had your dick and balls in the sluts mouth. She must have no sense of humour. I did it to a girl once she stated laughing her head off and said she'd been holding a fart in for half an hour and farted louder than a one eyed bulldog in the fog. She said she couldn't feel embarrassed after I'd farted in her face with her licking my helmet. We're still happily married now after 15 years.
Jayden Scott
You should have just leaned into it, ya know? Acted as if you MEANT to rip a fart on her face as she blew you. End result would have been the same, but at least you wouldn’t have looked like a bitch trying to apologize and shit. You better believe she told all her friends about this.
