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Depends on how big you are..
Perfect
go on
no blacks please
the bigger the better?
It was a pretty easy decision looking at her...
who is this girl? I'd love to spend months, maybe even years earning her trust only to ruthlessly pound her out in some seedy ass motel (not a hotel) and never speak to her again. I think that might be pretty epic
ok, if I see one I'll let them know
My queen
hot
cringe, but it's emily browning
Do you have one of her with black retro kinda glasses?
I did exactly that, pic related
Of course
lol thanks user
u know my steez
uh i don't think so
y??
I believe that
lemme watch
nice Moner
MDIB
nice
Wwyd
what about girth? I'm talking reeeeal thick
I have bad news
Not just her eyes that got me under a spell it seems.
Well I don't mind that at all..
awfuk forgot about that
jesus h on rubber crutches look at that sun burnt skin and that still pale pretty little ass. that wet hair and her optimistic smile. she has no idea about much of anything really. and that's just perfect. wow dude. what an absolute treat
kys pedo
Like, you got problems handcuffing the thing?
What else?
That fucker
Well those tits and ass of hers seem to be magical assets too
all ogre
Nice trips
Dive in
5 inches and very thick for you to play with
alright not that bad
of course bruddah.
no u?
Do you think so?
Jesus..
I want to say I had a good nap, but really I just lied in bed and rolled around every once in awhile and didn't fall asleep for a second. Now I'm in an even worse mood than before, it would be funny if it weren't sad.
too smol?
I (20F) did not become a fan in a conventional way. Weirdly enough, I became a Swiftie in the moment the world turned on her.
That's right, I became a Swiftie during the so-called '#TaylorSwiftIsOverParty' of 2016.
The good news is I might not have a job in a couple months so that's something to look forward to.
I'll never order t-bone steak again ;_;
Oh hell yeah. Look at them!
Happens. Watch some videos and try again
Not at all...
But how long?
Growing up, I had a vague awareness of Taylor Swift. She wasn't as famous in my country as she was in the US (at least not then), but 'Love Story' was a big hit and I remember 'I Knew You Were Trouble' being played everywhere. I can't say I had strong feelings about her either way before the 1989 era; she had some catchy songs, and that was it for me.
In 2014, 1989 exploded in popularity and for the first time I started paying serious attention to her. I loved 'Blank Space', I loved 'Style', I loved 'Wildest Dreams', I loved 'New Romantics'. I loved all the bombast and theatricality that went into her music videos. I loved how she managed to reclaim all that negative press about her and spin it into pure pop gold. I noticed for the first time that she treated her fans really well. I guess at this point you could have called me a casual fan; I'd always turn up the radio when one of her songs came on, but I never found the time to give a proper listen to her discography outside the big singles.
wow funny that's the moment I decided I definitely fucking hated her
Wait I am dumb. I misread that
Fast-forward to so-called 'Snakegate'. I felt like the only person on planet earth who didn't understand what Taylor had done wrong here. Kanye West asked permission for one line, Taylor said yes. Kanye ended up releasing a different line, one that Taylor had not agreed to. What was the problem? Other questions came up - if the Kardashians had been acting in good faith and weren't trying to set her up, why did they secretly record her phone call? Why did the clip Kim posted sound edited? Why was no one talking about the disgusting music video Kanye posted for the song? Taylor - and all the other people featured - * definitely * didn't agree to that. I came to the conclusion that people were just looking for any excuse to take her down. People throw rocks at things that shine, I guess.
ty sir and I would. I'd spread those cheeks and hock a sick nasty loog or 2 then get to work. actually fuck that I would just stare at it for a little bit, then eat it.
5 like I said
Shaddap beady
It was this moment - the moment millions of people gleefully swarmed her with comments saying she was cancelled and that her career was over - that I finally felt compelled to give her back-catalogue a proper listen.
The rest is history.
Tomorrow, I'm going round a friend's house to have a listening party. He hasn't heard much TS before so I'm going to start him off with Red (my favourite album). Who knows, maybe he'll get hooked too.
then*
>I (20F)
wait no I'm wrong lmao
Last one, just for you to stare at it a lil bit longer
do yourself a favour, play him some ye and save yourself a wasted afternoon
Yeah yeah yeah
That's fine
Thank you, I'm gonna play a little gaymen.
I ain't even mad user, kick me while I'm down.
So THIS is the power of a college education?!
;}
Don't lie daddyfu
He doesn't like nigger music.
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Give nudes
yeah that's what it got me ;_;
o I am laffin
Kys and sleep forever, profit
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Posted byu/feathermarieee
handsome, you're a mansion with a view
2 hours ago
Merch Idea
Discussion
I wish there was a way to suggest merch ideas to Taylor....
I'm super happy for her for getting to collab with Stella, that's awesome! However I think that a Swiftie Collab in the future could be awesome too! Either a Swiftie design contest or like a secret session for all that art out there being created by Swifties where they just brainstorm a collab with Taylor.
Someone awhile back posted about dream Taylor merch and I think this is mine.
Pits
I don't!
It's only that I expected bigger. Not that it's an issue
made this pic but its to big for b/
but still wanted to share
I'm sure 5 thick inches would feel good in you
another one i made
ty
Kstew any day.
If you didn't say anything I would have thought you were trolling BTW. Congrats, you played yourself.
MY DICK IS BIGGER
t r i p s b o i. man, I wonder what kind of cream that is in that aquamarine colored jar is. more than likely it's just some hotel shit but that stuff is always the best anyway. it's put a dreamlike sheen on that ass of hers. thanks for the pics broheim.
also I smell a gg in here
In me? I thought you only want me to suck on it..
Tell us the size
WHY DOES THIS BITCH HAVE THE HAMMER?
she's always flashing them pit pussies
I want to piss in your throat
bigger than 7 inch
no problem
everything is circles....
No thanks
How much bigger?
Never really noticed that jar, tbh
But I bet it would give that butt a nice shine and smooth surface, ready for a poundin
Oh
You have to at least give him credit for being honest about his size, but I guess he could have lied and it wouldn't have made a difference. Just my thoughts.
This is really heating up...
You can't be playing with my brain like this with your mind puzzles.
Shaving my balls for Kateanon
DSLs
bigger. not very much
What?
Jaysus!
He's ded
Sucking my own cock for kateanon
cuz she knew it would grind your gears that's why. she listened to "straight to the bank ah ha ha ha haaaaa" by 50 cent in the car on the way home
triangles
remember how I told you the other day that I'm my own worst enemy?
kek. fuck yeah dude. not a fan of the oil and that high gloss porn bullshit but I'll take a good sheen and a nice slippery yet still able to grip and throw the bitch around the room consistency
I don't mind it!
I didn't see you responded that question already
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
No
babs shot him
chaddio el pappio
Unironically looks like Cole/Dylan Sprouse.
So sexy
>
Yup if you overdo the oil it just gets messy af
A nice, smooth soft shine is all I need, massaging it in before the action starts
maybe, but I can't see any of the corners
stop whistling at others >:[
Also MDIB
Nice maddie. Also MDIB
What is a normal size? The internet is full of random numbers. I want to tell a random girl in a bar about my length and see what happens. Do you think it will work or still too small?
Now user is gone...
got a cuppa
Only ems is ded
And Lilyposter
And Smileanon
And Morsy
Babs made other anons go, maybe he did.
His watch has ended
Morsey isn't dead
Ems is in Neeners basement, confirmed
I do remember that, didn't think you meant like that tho kek
That's what happens when you're too good.
Cuppa tea I hope, I don't want you fucking up your sleep schedule again you got me boy?
Fuck, what a babe
huh?
you and I would be road dawgs irl
reveal yourself
earl gray? I ask every brit if that's what they're drinking cuz it's the only one I remember from my ex and her faggot family lel
let the dead lay
I think 13cm
That's 5"? I think
I measured mine, 10cm exact
Euhm either it works or you get a drink poured over
Good for them they left tbh, I think they enjoy rl. Not trapped in this shit hole anymore.
Noooo
...
I'm back and like that maddie a lot
in every way bd. in every way. fuck, I saved this gif in September 2014. been a journey boys. been a helluva journey
Dubs checkd
Road dawgs?
Skybro
Ferreirabro
Neckfriend
Storyanon
Dovekun
.....
Stop making up anons
Wowee
It's true! That would be like if Ryan put her tongue in your mouth!
Don't cryin BB boi, the journey is only gonna get better for us. o w o
cuppa always means tea lel
not the first bloody foreigner I've seen think 'cuppa' can mean coffee
no u
yorkshire
lovely gags with tight maddie pants..
>Neckfriend
Those were the times
you see triangles, I see circles. it's the corners I must miss
you make coffins turn
>yorkshire
elite fkn taste, extra smooches confirmed
>no u
Thank you. But I can't hold a candle to those pics.
but the millie-pedo fags keep multiplying,
why does God just watch as the world burns
Stop being too new...
Cumming in my pants?
Yes please
.. :(
I always do
Can someone post rhat new gif she made on insta? Holt shit shes begging for the d
mwah
Do you remember that hair blowing in the wind user?
I thought it always meant coffee. :<
Of course I don't drink coffee cause I don't do drugs especially hard ones. Too busy going to church and getting my life back on track. ʕ•͡ ɛ •͡ʼʼʔ
10 is probably bigger than every asian man ever. I am not sure. I could tell it a girl without a drink about it. I will need to be drunk to dare it.
Also MDIB
kys faggot, you know you deserve it
Hmm... Don't think so
I only remember anons I talked to daily
I probably forgot a fuck ton of other anons I liked
>getting my life back on track
I don't drink coffee lol. It tastes vile and it's bad for you, what would be the point?
I remember the time before I started going to church I snorted a whole litre of cof*ee and the pastor could tell I was wasted.
Funny story is that's how I met Kat, she saw me stumbling out there and she helped me hail a cab, been going back there even since and have been SOBER ever since.
3 years people. :--]
>ʕ•͡ ɛ •͡ʼʼʔ
> :
I don't have any issues with it. And neither complaints
I'm going to bed at exactly 1am
Just for your information
>dont be so hard on yourself
Oh trust me. Thats not the thing thats being hard right now...
Someone for the love of all that is holy, for the burning of all the malicious niggers, for the cleansing of the faglords...
Post this slow motion gif so all of us can fap gently into that night.
Pedos go
everything that happens has already happened before, and it will all happen again
Exactly!
Tryin to make a change. :-/
¯\_(' n ')_/¯ Some people take the easy way out I guess.
Fuck off you disrespectful shit
>lewding this innocent angel
despicable
me
on
the
left
>gif
fuck off phoney
I did not want to bug or annoy you. I hope we are still cool and have a nice night in your bed.
Shes of age you mighty cock suck
time is a flat circle
not to be wierd user but I rly wanna scratch you behind the ears
Look it up nigger
I miss the times before pixie user left for month.
In history we learn that we don't learn anything from our history
Ok yes I get that
Lol no you didn't at all
I just know that if I don't leave then I will stay another hour awake
I'm calling you a phonefag, newfag
No she isn't
did he say he was going?
U sweetheart you
Im phonefag yea, not new fag, consecuenses will never be the same
Me dying alone please
Not on this basket weaving forum
I'm sorry but look how hot she is there! I can't help my reaction!
IKR? Might be on his way out for good, least I think so.
Me coming over and making sure you're safe and sound and have a good sleep every night please.
Not for you gobble cock, for me it is. Legal age of consent 16, take it to the judge.
Didn't even say goodbye
time gets so tiring after so long
I don't think it can be learned away anyways
I... I'd like that
no u
why is sleeping during the day so much worse than sleeping during the night?
and 14 for dfu
YEH EHS
what happened to taking 2 naps a day?
good :3
we can break free
No-talent nobody
MDIB
He actually did, seen it in person. It was something like “I will leave forever but I guess nobody will care, need to go on a journey and find myself“
Something along those lines.
14? Dfu?
Maddie is 16 learn to maths
>what happened to taking 2 naps a day?
i bet dadfu taught that
not enough time for naps between games
just the kind of friends that wouldn't do everything together. we'd probably only see each other like a half dozen times a year. but we'd be the type of homies that could pull crazy pussy together, we could do the road trip thing together without driving one another crazy, and we'd be the first ones to back each other up if something went south. whatever that might be. there'd more than likely be that unspoken thing too. you know like you could look at me and I'd look at you and all we'd have to do is nod and we'd know what we were saying. you only get a few friends like that in a lifetime. I've got like 5 of them. you'd make number 6. don't question it.
Dat long silky smooth hair!
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Whoops. :
retard
Autistic gourmet olimpic dumb fuck
Hah, that sounds fucking nice
I know what kind of friends you mean, can't say I have 5 of them tho
Not questioning it at all
based retard
think we got angry jannied
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