Ask me anything. I will answer pretty much anything

Ask me anything. I will answer pretty much anything.

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Do you want to smash the anime girl version of Hermann Goering?

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Not really, not into girls with blue eyes or really long hair

Then what kind of girl do you like?

Well to me the most important thing is the personality and how they live their lives. Since most of my life I wasn't even given a chance for not being fit (i just recently lost weight and worked on my confidence and social skils). So no matter the girl, unless she's extremely hideous I'll most definitely give her a chance or two. But if i'm talking strictly physical attraction;

- Tall or really short
- Muscular or a powerlifter-type body
- Short hair if possible
- Dresses well or with a good style (too lazy to specify)
- Missing a limb or crippled (not joking)

Why are you alive?

What is your name, address and social security?

I see. Weirdo.

>Name
Matt
>Address
my house
>Social security
Social security number? I'm not from the U.S.

>Serious answer
My parents had me
>Alt. Answer
Haven't died yet
>Philosophical answer
Why are any of us alive?

Mdongo Niggerson, 4th nigger avenue, 666-66-6666

Rubber or steel threads?

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>Serious answer
Why did your parents have you?
>Alt. answer
Why didn't you kill yourself yet?
>Philisophical answer
That's not an answer

No idea what it's referring to

>Why did your parents have you?
They wanted to have a kid
>Why didn't you kill yourself yet?
I tried some time ago, life has gotten better since then, and I'm happier, overall I like life way too much to "leave", so to speak

what is better on tractors, steel or rubber threads?
How can you even call yourself a man?

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>what is better on tractors, steel or rubber threads?
Don't know, I would say rubber? Never drove a tractor haha

Your answers suck, you're not even trying

What is a GOOD website to visit on?

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They wanted to have a kid because my father always wanted to have someone to replace the relationship he lost with HIS father who killed himself by laying down on the train tracks because he had cancer, and my mother didn't even think she could get pregnant (because she has a condition that makes it nigh impossible for her to get pregnant) so she was happy about it, rather than plan for it, so even though I wasn't planned they were both happy about it

What’s your credit card number, expiration date and the three numbers on the back?

Ever anal master bait?

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Why are you a faggot

A good website? Well there's a website I really like everynoise.com/engenremap.html
It's a map of different types of music, you can spend hours checking out new music and discovering genres and SUB-genres of the ones you like.
There's also this simple page 8bitdash.com/# that serves really well as a browser starter (meaning; the page that opens when you open the browser itself)
Don't really know what you want specifically so I had to guess

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Nope, haven't tried it

Thanks, much better

I'm pretty sure nobody who regularly browses Yea Forums hasn't been called a faggot by an user.
But two answer your question, I don't think i'm a faggot.

What is my luck for today?

You will find something that reminds you of your childhood, be it a song or a toy or a piece of information.
You will have an epiphany that will work as a tool to improve an aspect of your life that you thought was lost.
Your lucky numbers are 17 and 3.

Kek

Do you browse /fit?

are traps gay?

Why doesn't she love me
I miss her so much

Not really

No, anyone who thinks even for a second about it can realise that they are not gay

Hey maybe you aint so bad after all

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do your parents know youre gay?

cool, thx