Walk into your room and see her tied up.. wyd

Yea, tongue the hole first. I bet its tangy and smells great.

Find out how she got out of the kitchen.

Violently sodomize her of course, are there other options?

Untie her and ask her to please leave so I can play Minecraft

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Turn 360 and walk away

Tounge fuck her asshole like a true geordie.

lol that would mean you are walking into the same direction you are facing at the start you dumb nigger

See this new imageboard. You can post what you want. No moderation there-

my.su/1ij

Moar?

Being this new

I thought he sucks nigger dick

look at the newfag on this guy

Summerfag

Christ.

*sigh*

Thank her for the idea of putting a peg on peen so I can stop peeing. Then promptly go to my desk to continue watching anime, now without having to leave the room for bathroom-breaks

Summer's ove... wait, it's been summer for years at this point

it's bait you fucking idiots.

am i being baited too?

Yeah, it's like reverse Narnia. Always summer but never halloween.

sniff her asshole until I cum

you are being baited too lmfao nigger

wait is this also bait?

>joke's on you
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Besides, at this point, you never know. One time we're bound to run into one in the wild

>it's bait you fucking idiots.

>am i being baited too?

*sigh*

Newfag detected

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this autism is several layers deep.

Untie her but she has to eat all these eggs.

We're achieving Autism levels not thought possible

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Force-feed her a bunch of eggs.

i fuck the pussy

right in the ass, no lube, no warmup

we tag team and give each other high fives?

Put clothespin in my nose. Punch myself in the balls.

That turdcutter looks very inviting

360, walk away.

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you dumb motherfucker. you would just walk directly away from her?

Sit down in my chair and get back to work

Fart on her

kek