ITT: What's the stupidest decision you ever made?

ITT: What's the stupidest decision you ever made?
I'll start:

>be me
>be 18
>neet, drug addict, no money etc
>go to every bank I know
>open credit card accounts at them all, withdraw the max from all.
>take payday loans with literally every provider
>get new phones on contract, sell the phones
>netted roughly 70k gbp
>open shady account with monese (some online bank thing) , put all of the money in there
>bought a ticket to thailand
>overstayed my tourist visa for a year
>spent most of it sleeping in a boat i got for 20 quid and drinking/smoking weed
>ran out of money p much, 1k left
>went to thai immigration
>spend 14 days in jail getting high, weed is everywhere in thai jail for some reason
>avoid deportation if i buy my own ticket
>spend last 1k on ticket to canada
>plan to do same shit in canada again
>literally sleep outside in toronto for weeks
>banks in canada dont give credit cards to non resident smelly cunts apparently
>currently living by shoplifting food and booze, charging my phone anywhere i see a socket and using free wifi
>sleeping in someones shed now since i was literally about to turn blue if i stayed outside
>currently typing this behind mcdonalds with a bottle of jack i stole from a corner shop yesterday

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Jesus fucking christ man my worst descision was showing pokemon loli porn to a classmate

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lmao im homeless and even i couldve told you that was a mistake

mate, compared to my life your life sounds awesome. like exactly what i would have done if i wasn't an autistic fuck

yeah that was fucking retarded lmao

sold a hit of H to my buddy. it was new stuff, nobody did it yet.
he over dosed and died

i honestly prefer this to the alternative, which was ending up a hobo sleeping in a shed in england. at least i had a bit of fun for a year or so lol

This decisions you made are nigger tier decision, aka you're just a nigger with poor decision making, even for a nigger.

Also banks from your starting country will end up jailing you sooner or later.

jesus man im sorry. thats heavy

im not even a nigger and banks aint gonna do shit, they just pass it to a debt collector and move on