ITT: What's the stupidest decision you ever made? I'll start:
>be me >be 18 >neet, drug addict, no money etc >go to every bank I know >open credit card accounts at them all, withdraw the max from all. >take payday loans with literally every provider >get new phones on contract, sell the phones >netted roughly 70k gbp >open shady account with monese (some online bank thing) , put all of the money in there >bought a ticket to thailand >overstayed my tourist visa for a year >spent most of it sleeping in a boat i got for 20 quid and drinking/smoking weed >ran out of money p much, 1k left >went to thai immigration >spend 14 days in jail getting high, weed is everywhere in thai jail for some reason >avoid deportation if i buy my own ticket >spend last 1k on ticket to canada >plan to do same shit in canada again >literally sleep outside in toronto for weeks >banks in canada dont give credit cards to non resident smelly cunts apparently >currently living by shoplifting food and booze, charging my phone anywhere i see a socket and using free wifi >sleeping in someones shed now since i was literally about to turn blue if i stayed outside >currently typing this behind mcdonalds with a bottle of jack i stole from a corner shop yesterday
lmao im homeless and even i couldve told you that was a mistake
Adam Gutierrez
mate, compared to my life your life sounds awesome. like exactly what i would have done if i wasn't an autistic fuck
Luke Cooper
yeah that was fucking retarded lmao
Charles Carter
sold a hit of H to my buddy. it was new stuff, nobody did it yet. he over dosed and died
Eli Bailey
i honestly prefer this to the alternative, which was ending up a hobo sleeping in a shed in england. at least i had a bit of fun for a year or so lol
Austin Myers
This decisions you made are nigger tier decision, aka you're just a nigger with poor decision making, even for a nigger.
Also banks from your starting country will end up jailing you sooner or later.
Kayden Flores
jesus man im sorry. thats heavy
Ethan Cruz
im not even a nigger and banks aint gonna do shit, they just pass it to a debt collector and move on
Hudson Davis
A pic from 419eater.com I'd forgotten about that site it's pretty based
Benjamin Scott
it was not your fault user.
Jordan Hill
it's not your fault. you were just kids yourselves. you couldn't have known.
Andrew Ross
it made me clean my act up. i was homeless living on the streets tbh. i cleaned up and got my shit together, i was off the streets eventually. it does say a lot about our homeless crisis in the united states, get off the drugs you'll more than likely get off the streets. unless you're mentally ill. not much help there
Thomas Perez
Cool story. But you do realize in Canada alcohol isn’t sold at corner shops right? Corner shops like they are sold in the states? Alcohol is sold at liquor stores, cold beer and wine stores and select grocery stores. Not at every and any store that sells items. Cool story though
Nathan Hughes
in qubec its sold in corner stores. new brunswick as well has beer/wine in corner stores. here in nova scotia (in smaller towns) the corner stores are sometimes the liquor stores
William Smith
Jesus tapdancing Christ this reads like a "How to completely fuck your life" seminar. I was going to go with fucking my friend's wife but you're an olympic class fuck up.
Luis Reyes
in fact heres a general store by me that is also a liquor store
Putting $2000 down on a truck with no warranty at a dealership. Blew a head gasket after 2 months. Dodge trucks are garbage nonetheless
Carson Johnson
You need to get your shit together. File bankrupty and get a job
Chase King
> "I sold my friend heroin and he ODed and died" > not your fault user
Fuck off with that, it was absolutely his fault unless I woke up this morning on a planet with OD safe heroin and not fentanyl laced junk.
Ryan Nelson
its all full of fentanyl now. thats what people want now too
Eli Rogers
Its an accident and you are an asshole
Austin Martin
yeah, he accidentally gave his friend heroin and the fucktard junkie ODed because he was too retarded
good riddance
good riddance
Josiah Hughes
Yeah, it was an accident. The intention wasn't for someone to die but the fact is that someone did die as a direct result of the decision to sell them heroin.
Drive drunk and kill someone, not what you intended but still your fault.
Sell someone heroin and they OD, not what you intended but you're still the one who sold him the heroin.
Maybe I'm an asshole for not pretending that A didn't lead to B but that doesn't mean that A didn't lead to B.
Jordan Campbell
Haha sounds about right. Keep on hustling and find a way. And see you in thailand. Go for it but how did you waste your 70k in thailand just by sleeping on a boat? Seriously? 70k would give you much sucky sucky luv me long time. You got scammed or wut
Tyler Morales
im that guy. i in no way thought it wasnt my fault. i felt terrible for the longest time, i still do. sad part is i dont think he even had anyone. i dont think anyone even knew he was gone
Colton Perez
Poster was shooting up the same shit from the sounds of it. Mates sort each other out all the time. Sometimes I pick up, sometimes my buddy picks up. We always sort each other out though, saves 2 trips.
Unfortunately, posters friend was the first to try it. But for the grace of God it could have been the poster himself.
Anyone doing heroin knows the risks
Levi Nguyen
this OP
Hunter Gutierrez
getting married twice
Austin Foster
you did user, and that's gotta count for something
Ethan Perez
Damn user that should be a movie but the homeless guy is jack black buts he’s not being funny he’s just being depressing the entire movie
Anthony Sanchez
You sweet sweet innocent boy
Lincoln Brooks
Fuck off you dirty, little faggot
Logan Bailey
10/10 would watch
Nolan Davis
>be me, 31 in 2006 >in Army ROTC >aspiring aviator >58D pilot as ROTC cadre >inquire w/ him about AV as branch option >"you ain't good enough, user, fuck you" >dejected.exe >discover ADSO program >basically, you commit to an extra 3yrs of service on top of your base obligation (in my case it was 3yrs, so total of 6yrs) & you can get either duty station of choice, branch of choice or guaranteed free ride through grad school >duty station sucks because only 1yr is guaranteed & unit might be deployed >shitcan.jpg >other choice for branch is easy to get into >shitcan.jpg >have 3.5GPA >PMS (Professor of Military Science) strongly suggests grad school option >"My XO is financing his own Master's while doing ROTC Cadre full-time. Major, what does your average day look like? How difficult is it?" >"Sir, I basically get 2hrs to spend with my wife & kids so I have to ration my time" >"You see user, getting a Master's is a difficult prospect if you don't plan efficiently. I don't recommend this for everyone, only smart cadets like you." >takethisoption.exe >be me, 38 in 2012 >senior rater at first unit took immediate dislike to me >should have had Army Times series written about him, he was so detrimental to morale >terribleleader.exe >writes less than stellar OER >in addition to this, subjected to harassment by asshole CPT >so bad, file IG complaint against him >Co Cdr issues "no contact order" for us >supervisor (a Major) threatens him with court martial for continuing to fuck with me >all this causes me to seek mental help >prozac.jpg >meanwhile, because of bad OERs from previous senior rater, I don't get promoted to CPT >separated@6yrs >try to enroll in flight school >need medical certificate >deniedduetoprozac.exe >now a truck driver
Basically, my biggest mistake was not taking Aviation as my branch of choice when I was a cadet. I would have been a rotary pilot w/ probably 800hrs by the time I got out.