I cant poo and ive taken two different laxatives

i cant poo and ive taken two different laxatives

what do? hurts a lot

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contact andy sixx
he'll help u out

i need the poo to come out, not in

Are you dehydrated? Have you eaten any Fibre in the last day? Do you drink coffee?

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Drink more water. Laxatives work very well but you must be well hydrated.

Hospital if it persists
You could die from blockage

no, no, no
im two liters deep
ive had worse. laxatives seem to reduce pain but still no poop

try sucking it out with a shop-vac

Try powerwash your anes. That's all I can come up with. If that doesn't work and it get's worse, I don't see any alternative than going to a clinic.

And by powerwash I don't mean that you should use a fucking powerwash i mean use the showerhead

cant with my shower. was thinking of shoving a plunger handle up my anes

search yoga postures for shitting, it's a thing.

eat some plums

TAKE SOME VIAGRA / *SLAPS MAN* FUCK YOU BITCH GIVE ME YO ANUZ BITCHES *SHOVES PENIS IN MAN'S SMALL ANUS*

tits??

Stick a finger in and scoop it out

No, that wont work.

i grab my ankles to open the muscle that makes you not poop. learned it from Yea Forums actually.
its too deep

Do you have the sensation of needing to poop?

not really. just a huge aching load in my guts

You really should go to a clinic you know.

its getting better not worse

Smoke a cigar. It will be the best shit of your life

ive been trying that all day with cigs

Ok.

So then here’s my two. Get yourself and energy drink (if you already drink a lot of them then disregard this) or a five hour energy. Consume it try doing crunches (the exercise) every 20 to 30 mins. Your stimulation some internal gut movement by doing this. If you want to go hard get a suppository and throw that in the mix. If that doesn’t take care of it the I recommend a tbls or so of castor oil.

Really though anything that can get the peristaltic movement going in your guys is what you want. Do you regularly get backed up?

once a month. it got like i needed to drop a brick when i took some stool softeners and went for a walk.

i gotta go to work now. hopefully i dont shit myself with explosive diarrhea

Good luck!