REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Ok

Despite

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ok

Ok.

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Fine.

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K

ok

yeah sure buddy

>doubt

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sounds legit

okie dokie.

I'm so lonely

Ok

just broke with mine 'eed a' other one

Roll

story behind this pic

Don’t lie to me

Fuck it why not

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Please I need this to work.

Lets see

I'm just replying for that consolation prize

please

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i havent had one in 20 years so that would be quite a feat

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Ok

vocaroo.com/i/s1JCp2qtk6Py

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Doubtful

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Depending on where you get the information, there has been about 50 mass shooters since Columbine. You list 6 shooters but how many were practicing Jews? Regardless its not what most people would call excessive.

sure

I hope so dude

I doubt that.

prease, me so ronery

OP is a good guy

im sitting along at my house. maybe she will airdrop thru the window

Ok.
I need a sandwitch making maid that i can fuck anyway.

yea, y not

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Might as well

Sure

might aswell try - lots of people where I'm at tomorrow

yyiu

ok

...

N-no! This can't be happening! I'm not ready

might as well try might be some wizard spell shit

Fuck it0

This better work

>replies to post
>gets a friend thats a girl

fine by me i want to fuck her ass

rollin

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I highly doubt it.

W-worth a shot...

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That's fuckin lies

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ty

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...

oki

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What do I do when I want to get rid of my girlfriend??!?

Please be a hot big titted brunette

Last time it didn't wörk why would it now?

T-thank you

i hope

Worth a shot

Thanks.

PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I BEG THAT THIS BE TRUE

Oh boi

I hope she likes my boomerang-shaped 7 incher.

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Challenge accepted.

Y e s

okay

jokes on you, i already have a girlfriend

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Ok

bet

spoiler alert: The only way for you nerds to get a gf is to practice no-fap

Bump. Emotionalla abuse her. ^^_

smh

bet

Need girlfriend

Y e s

Why the hell not

1000th time is charm

well shit ok

ok

kek

Fug et

>tfw feeling so lonely that I reply
Yeah frens, I'm all alone and all I currently want is a big tiddy gf

ples

Only if its a 2d gf. Fuck 3d women.

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you win, I've been alone for 2 years

What if I'm asexual?

prove it

lies

I WANT IT!!!

no balls wont work

Fake and gay.

I'd settle for a friend

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what sexual?

your iq is too high for a friend judging from that pic

I better get a gf or I'm coming after you op

Wa la

>friend

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA

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ok bet

K

ok

Work the magic

i replied now back to the garbage bin where i belong

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I have faith, thank you

Ok

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shuddup

But i'm married?

Im just replying cause maybe something will happen, even if it probably wont

>tfw she's ugly and a horrible person

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i drink hot cum

Not sure my wife will be on board with that but what the heck ...

No i wont because basicaly this is my luck in one picture you fucking black cunt.

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ok

I've played this game before, fucker. I better have a gf or I swear I'll stop replying.

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worth a shot

Yeah oki ill bite, maybe this is the cosmic domino thatll push things in my favor

Might as well see if this works. Not like I have many reasons left to live.

Fucking pathetic. Go back to your anime.

Lies and slander

She prolly ugly tho ngl. I could go for a shag either way.

you can choose not to be with someone you know

Wow, I might have

Entire Keyboard to Doubt

okay

I jus hope yuo're not lyin ano

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Alright

K

Let's do this

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pls

I bet it's like lucid dreaming. You have to actually expect it to work

interesting

big money big money no fatties..... BANG!

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okay nice

Yeah right nerd.

hao a

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if this doesnt work OP...

Lies

here goes nothing

i dont want a girlfriend, i had enough of womem lately. bumping cuz of the quality red pills tho, keep em coming

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Oh fuck

I would absolutely love a second girlfriend. this /is/ for sex, right?

THIS IS A LIE, LAST TIME I TRIED THIS THREAD IT DIDT WORKED.

Yarp

highly doubt

welll , wish me luck

rolando soccer

hum...

lol no

Now's a good time as any.

Nice. I already have one so having two would be great.

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That's not how it works, user. The thread clearly says so. Fucking idiot

Doesnt seem real... BUT I CANT TAKE THE CHANCES!

Doesnt seem real... BUT I CANT TAKE THE CHANCES!

reply

Please gib

Ok

Deal.

Reply

Didn't work last time but what the hell

Ok

based

Pallendrome

Probably Lying

Lets believe in Yea Forums magic for once

Pwease

yos

I already have two.

hahah
yeah right
haha...

alright

lets see if it works

Roll

Lol

Worth a shot lmfao

here goes nothing

Welp, can try it

nigget

I dont trust shit written in all caps

ok

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Fuck it winrarrrr

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Plz

Whuat

:) please im really praying

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kys tranny scum

..

Don’t you lie to me

What if I want to be the girl friend?

Worth trying at least

You will be cursed if you're wrong

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I'm bi so ok

please

Plz

Okay.

sad that it wont work

what do i have to lose

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there is a girl im really into she hot af and fucking funny so if this is not true im going to kms

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Jokes on you im a volcel

ok, let's try

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Please I need this so much

Fuggit

I refuse to believe this but comment out of hope

Might as well take a chance.

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Lies. Filthy lies.

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ok

Story behind the pic?

fuck it

I highly doubt but here goes

I'm game.

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not likely

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No I won't

probably not getting anything
im still pathetic enough to reply

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Fingers crossed

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees, roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doubt but what ev

ok gimme

I wish

Alright, I'm betting on it OP

Nothing to lose

hi

i swear to god, if i dont get my girlfriend im suing for false advertising

HALP

does that go for me as well?

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What's up?

ok

I hope

lmao ya ok

Im gae

GIVE THAT TO ME FFS

Hopefully

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911

Sure

You got pics? You sound cute.

i love God.

See this new imageboard. You can post what you want. No moderation there..

my.su/1ij

I'm too lonely not to try lol

Fake news

Sheeeeiiiiiitttttt one dependa on the way

You must be joking

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nigger

NO I WON'T

Pls

:(

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You better not being lying OP.

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I NEED HER BACK BROS

Reply

lol bet

can i just get my ex back?

why not

Reply

k

No.

I'll bite

cool very cool

you got rekt by facts and didnt reply typical kek

Ha, like that'd be possible

no thats impossible

Wow, unlikely but I'll take it

What will she look like?

Yeet

Doubtful user, but wth

Fuk let's get it

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tommorow i will meet my ex so...

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k

jeff

aight

God bless it into reality

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I wont

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No