Confess your secrets thread

Story?

She has a job that pays well. But has a lot of debt. Only has a few older clients.

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Downloaded and sold CP when I was an intern.

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See
Makes $500-1000 /hr

When I was in grad school I smoked weed with a bunch of my professors (mostly mid 40s) and found out that they're all swingers. Like, half the department leaves their kids with babysitters and then they all go to someone's house and just fuck each other's wives/husbands.
I asked if I could join and got rejected because I was a single guy, and it's not swinging if you go in stag. So then I asked one of the single women (who was older, but whatever) if she would be my partner, but she said no.

I got to eat one of their wife's asses though, and one of them took off her shirt, so that was cool.

Stepdaughter snuck in late last night, but I caught her and she explained that she'd been out with friends to look for the gravestone of the one who committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

My girlfriend weights 60lbs more than me.

I fuck my sister for 15 years now. We wanted to stop a long time ago but the sex is too fucking good.

I've started cheating on my fiance of 9 years because I'm being mentally abused and he hasnt fucked me in months. I wanna leave but Its not easy because he made me give up working to stay home with our 2 kids and wont teach me how to drive or watch the kids so someone can take me to practice.

I used to share a room with my mum until I was around 14. I slept next to her, and would hold her for comfort. I even climbed and lay on top of her. She would tell me to get off at first. She's be moving her pelvis around, making me hard on top of her, and pleasure herself.

you are a scoundrel and a rapscallion.

I fucked my friend's mom. Couldn't get anywhere with my friend and her mom was obsessed with making us a thing. One day I got to my friends house early and the mom was there. We fucked

tranon here
biggest secret is that i fuck my friends boyfriend.
my friend doesnt know im trans, one night i saw her boyfriend coming out of a gay bar and caught him off guard. asked him what was happening and teased him. then pushed his hand on my skirt to feel my bulge and then from there we fucked.
he took me back to his house and fucked me then wanted me to fuck him. apparently him and his friends all find me hot, unfortunately none of them like dick so i cant get them all on me.

now its a fwb kind of deal. if the opportunity arises he will just text me and pick me up.

almost got caught once because my friend came home early, he managed to convince her to go in the garden and then i ran for it.

I actually believe it.

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that sounds so average it must be real, you dont have anywhere to go and sound stuck. Get a neighbour to look after your kids while hes at work and you take driving lessons. they only 1-2 hours at a time and the driving schools can pick you up from home.

Well, the story is that I was a teacher assistant. In my country there are high-schools that teach you how to be a teacher and they send you to some schools to assist to the classes and in the end you can earn your diploma and you can teach preschoolers and first to fourth grade.
I was assisting to this class and there was a girl, M for short, that always called me to help her with the work she had to do. At one point, in a lunch break she climbs on top of me, as a joke, and I start feeling my dick get hard.
The next few days she kept doing it, climbing on me, wiggling and giving me a hard time (pun intended). I took her to the bathroom at a lunch break and we played I show you mine if you show me yours. We kept doing it for a couple of days, touching ourselves and she tried giving me head, a couple of times, and a few days later of doing this, I stripped her naked and made her climb on my dick, and I fucked her.

She has medium length hair, dark coloured and brown big eyes. She was quite small, with no tits or butt, and has a beautiful smile. She didn't really object to me escalating things, but when she felt uncomfortable, we would end the session. Either way, we had 20 minutes as a lunch break so not much can happen. She accepted to not say to anyone about what we were doing, and she didn't really object to me fucking her
Mostly I used my tongue to keep her wet, but she wasn't dry either, just not wet enough. We kept it going throughout the semester, and we fucked twice after that. I still see her from time to time on the street, and we say hi to each other, but didn't really kept in touch because a conversation between an 11 year old and a 17 year old would be weird. Now I'm 21 and would like to see how she turned out after what happened

LS, I want to sexually please you so bad, if you're not a real slut. I guess I'm forsaken

bump

I got assfucked by a shemale I picked up the street and I can't say if I enjoyed or not, it was whatever.

Kik?

And he saw your titties. Good stuff my soulmate. A real Anna. Oh no, wait, that's me

My confession

>Be me, 30 years old
>Seeing 5 girls casually
>Ex hits me up one day randomly and I miss her
>Gorgeous beauty, tall and blonde
>Invite her over a week later at 11pm
>She comes over, we fuck
>There are like 3 girls that I see casually that really love me but I've been trying to find an excuse to stop seeing them anyway
>Even though the new blonde isn't the love of my life, she's hot and will do for now and I need a break from juggling
>Two days ago, Aug 19, I break up with any of the girls that text/call me to hang out.
>Two of the girls are crying on the phone.
>I feel like shit
>They def have dirt on me too so I'm hoping they don't freak out and get me in trouble.
>Now I'm just fucking the blondie but probably not for much longer. Maybe a couple months?
>Really want to purge my contacts and just get strange.

inb4, I know I'm a piece of shit and part of me is sad but I love sex and the thrill of new.

Tonight's the night

>gf has never shaved her body hair and I love it
>playing with it has almost made me cum before

We’re gonna push it to the limit?

Who's this on the phone?

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I assasinated JFK

i run the show

Sometimes I get horny and put a latex gloves on a lint roller and fuck my ass.

I didnt know that thank you!
nashl33t

Where I work I hire people 14 and up. I’ve been taking advantage of my job to get close too and ultimately fuck the teens that work for me

Kik?

I purposefully sawed the legs off of the periodic table

every time I set up a meet up with a girl from tinder, I stop masturbating for a few days beforehand (if I have time). I drink as many fluids as I can and stay hella hydrated. then when I meet up with her and we fuck, as I’m getting close I stealthily break the condom and roll in down my dick. when I cum I push as deep as I can into her and shoot my saved up load into her, making sure I’ve cum all I can before I pull out. when I pull out I act like the condom broke without me noticing. sometimes I can get away with this a few times before the girl catches on and then I usually just ghost her and meet someone else.

Still larping this?

Kys

I'm impressed with her making up to 1k an hour...she looks a bit more full than I would prefer my women but you do you boo boo!

Please don't do that, it's essentially rape, and in some ways it's much worse.

If a woman truly loves me, I would love to swim in a swimming pool filled with her pussy juice

How did you get to eat ass

Kek

How old are you guys

Did you cum?

I killed my mom in a psychotic episode.

Sloppy job, Mossad.

I caught my boyfriend sharing intimate pictures of us on Yea Forums and other places a few times, but he just denies it.
He's doing it right now while sitting across the room with his laptop, and each time I walk by he quickly closes some windows.
I'm going through all the naked pix threads checking if I can find one of me and catch him for good.
Alex, if you are reading this, you should know I've had sex with Dianne and Paul a thousand times.

.See this new imageboard. You can post what you want. No moderation there..

my.su/1ij

Green text it

Wooowwwww all he does is share pics and you are over hear fucking other people. Kys slutt. Also post tits

how many times did you fuck?

Nice try fbi

On June 14, 2019...I didn't thank the bus driver

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NY closeted slut. AMA
Johntallman if you are here I need your help!

-V

You fucking monster.

I stole some pictures off a student's phone this past year.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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I always cheat on every wife, gf, etc. Never get caught. Usually have several side chicks. They don't know about each other. Most recently fucked a hot 19 yo girl I hooked up with on Tinder. I'm decades older. Can't resist strange pussy.

Love sticking objects in my ass. Name an object pretty sure its been inside me.

Wtf is wickr also post more

How do you manage to not get caught

You’re going to sell that niggas kidneys on the black market.

Sup V what are you up too

I'M SORRY!

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Sent you an email, V. John T

me too. the worst part is that i really really don't care or feel any guilt for it.
i've been caught a couple times, but it was one lover finding out about another; never my girlfriend.

M or F?

Careful. AND LUCKY, lol.

I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend's 16 year old nephew. I'm 27

"Wickr Me" is an app.

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M or F?

please don't

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Dog shit haha no way a fag be fucking like that

Female

Don't forget the alcohol.

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Have you cheated on every single partner you've ever had?

No haha.
On the M heading home trying not to get caught in the rain!
Finally! So I don't remember the email I created to get in touch with you! Sorry babe, I only remember the first letter! I know my password and all. Its been killing me that I haven’t answered your email. Hope you understand, with my profession and all, I deal with many emails a day. Thanks baby!
F

No. I won't be cheating. I've got my boyfriend's permission

Squirrel?

Whose John Tallman? lol

I have had many threesomes with two girls, and even one foursome with three.
Every single one of them was so damn epic and awesome that I don't think I will ever get anywhere near that feeling of satisfaction with only one woman. I'm fucked.

Robocop

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Some dude who is about to lose his kidneys.

What a disgusting shit hole of a bathroom. Is that on an abandoned house?

Lucky kid.

I once licked cum off a female friend's face

Je t'aime

Yours or someone else's?

My penis

moi aussi, ami

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Her boyfriend's

i do this too

veauty212

I was unable to get my ex gf to have a 3some

Is his nephew a virgin or you just have the hots for each other?

When i was 14 i stole a bunch of my aunts nudes

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post boipussi?

He's not a virgin. I just like younger guys.

Madlad

I'm really in love with someone. I want to marry her

Possibly a very lucky user on my next itchy night!

You married? Saw a ring in one of your pics. Just curious.

Make sure you go bareback

$1000 an hour and they can use her ass with a condom
Starts at $500/hour with condom otherwise
Whore makes a lot of money some months if she does a few sleepovers and long weekends

When I was deployed to Iraq I managed to get the job of sexual assault counselor. It was less about making the females feel better and more about using the opportunity to get evidence of how their unauthorized drinking/partying is to blame for what happened. The command wanted me to steer as many cases away from being reported. Usually it depended on who was being accused more than who made the accusations. My immediate supervisor was pretty based for an officer and agreed that if we had to sacrifice a soldier we would mostly do it to shitskins. As a fringe benefit I had a clear line on the sluttiest desert queens for the entire deployment.

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I broke up with my gf because she didnt cared about me... Two days later found this amazing girl, we had a relationship for two months...and she left me because of work and didnt want a long distance relationship. now i feel lonley af. I need a hug :(

here you go,fren

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Thank you user...my ex is around and i dont want to get back to her.

Fucking based

In what way is it essentially rape. Fuck atta here

#me too
went to mexicali ended up partying with hot trannys got so high in clouds that shit got hot, could not get it up next thing I know theres a huge dick in my ass and one in my mouth best time ever

Wickr?

Wickr?

No user I am not married and I don't plan on being married. I don't know if this happens to many people but my fingers shrink or enlarge and causes my rings to sometimes not fit on the proper finger so I just switch them around. I don’t remember which picture you are talking about I’ve shared quite a few these past months.
Never with a stranger.

Nice more detail

I was molested by my neighbour when i was 8yo...he was 15 and i sucked his cock, rubed his dick in my ass. 20year later i have cock sucking desires all day. One day Im going to let go, and suck a cock

Plastic toy dog count? Lmao if so yes.
Kek closest was an eva 00 action figure.
Not big enough

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Gurl

ha cuck

What kind of work has she done. Does she ever tell you about her clients?

Cuck would be me paying her debt.

Work as an escort or career? Tells me about all of them before and after. Tells me how much she’s making before she accepts.

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I want to fuck my gf's mom...She is a 50yo divorced woman. Sometimes i walk around the house only wearing shorts. She notices my erections. I need to try

Her escort work. Got any stories you can share with us? Any tiny dicks? Big dicks? Weirdos? To neckbeards? High society dudes? Any women clients?

Kek eva action figure.
We have a man with culture here boiis

Pic?

A homie of my met a asian girl online from the US.She sent him some jerkoff materials i stole from his HD and jerkoff to it .Now they live together.

She needed money and joined a sugar daddy site. One of her first dates said he would pay her for her time in private.
She met a few men in their 50-60s on sugar daddy sites. Has 4-5 regular clients.

I fucked my first cousin (not blood related tho)

I killed my neighbors cat. the cat was always in my yard. i left a bowl of rat poisoned tuna in my backyard one night. i haven't seen that cat in months

Mostly execs/bankers with wives and kids. All average size cocks except one guy who she won’t let fuck her asshole because he’s too big. She usually sees one per week for a few hours and travels to business trips 1-2 times a month on weekends if she can.

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I have bin cheating on my girlfriend with my aunt that lives 5 min from my house.Gone fuck my aunty in the weekend when my girl leaves to visit her mom.

How do you break it? I tried once but it didnt pop.

Use to be serial arsonist. Burnt cars and abandoned houses. Over 11-12 years ago.. stopped hanging out with friends who did similar.. they got caught.. hooked up with another guy and did same shit... burned a few structures loaded drunk and stopped... also use to steal copper pipe from old houses... once ripped out pipes from someone's house while they were away for the night... been over a decade now...

My wife cucks me and cheats on me with several men, including her ex-bf.
A couple years ago I had to move to a nearby town due to work just for a few months, so we lived away from each other five days a week. She felt pretty bored and lonely most of the time, so she ended up sleeping with a lot more guys than usual. She has always hated being alone, and she has never had trouble finding good-looking guys just looking for casual sex.

One day she called to tell me we had to talk, in a very serious voice.

'I'm now sure I'm pregnant...'.
My heart skipped a beat.
'...and I'm completely sure it's not yours'

After a long discussion and thinking about it, she narrowed it down to three candidates '...but I'm sure it is my ex's'. She confessed they had been seeing each other a few times a week for the last month, and that she wasn't sure if she would stay with me if he wanted the child.

At the end she had an abortion in part because there was a slight chance she got pregant with either of her previous one-night stands.

We really dodged a bullet.

Nice shot, great marksmanship

post her

Old user here/ have done this with many young girls. It's great seeing what one will do for $1000.

care to share any of these young girls?

what have these young women done for 1000$

I'm in love with my best friend, but I have no idea how to move in closer. She's always busy, so it's hard to find time to hang out, and I don't think either of us are very good at texting, not sure what to do

She’s 23. Not too young. Usually sees 1 guy a week for a few hours and makes $1500-2000. Gets $5000-8000 for a weekend business trip and her own hotel room.

LS, I hope this is real

i guess everyday is a gray flatline of just passing by
i've taken acid before and john lennon's material, during his run with/as the beatles/a beatle, sometimes describes exactly what i know to be true and i don't know if it is somehow connected

either way
i could have a pair of the nicest, finest tits in my face and i'd still be like '"eh"
not a problem though i just wanted to say that
i guess i'm a homosexual but i've fucked a dude and it remains the same

eh

The thing is, I am really good friends with her ex.
He recently got married with a friend of my wife but they kept seeing each other once in a while until she found out. It turned out not only that she didn't mind, but also that she liked the idea of sharing him with her friend.

So after all the drama my wife is now dating her ex and his new wife once a week or so.

She is not in to you user. If she wanted more than just friendship, she make room for you.
Best chance for you is to make her semi Drunk, find a quiet room, and have the deep talk, every relationship starts of with. But if she doesn't want to have that talk, you are friend zoned user.

Good Luck.

Hot. Can you show the aunt and/or the girl?

I am Spartacus

What a plot twist

Life is meh

I want to fuck my sister. I get off by listening to her get smashed through the walls.

Pics if wife? Must be fairly good looking

Don't bother. I've been down that road before user, it doesn't lead anywhere. Just enjoy hanging out with her as a friend and get it out of your head, lest it drive you fuckin nuts.

I'm considering becoming a Twitch titty streamer just to make ends meet. I know how desperately guys throw money at girl gamers and I don't have the guts to go full nude on camera or I'd just be a camgirl.

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Niceeee.gif

Care to show said hot aunt and how did this affair begin?

i like to share nudes i stole from my sister in wickr: kafaka564

Pics?

Post tits here well tell you if youd make money or not

Is this a wickr promo thread? Tf

TGFO

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I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Nice i used to jerk it to my brother and his gf fucking when i was younger, have a funny story. I jerk it right by their door one time and came pretty hard some flew from my hand to the floor. Wen to get something to wipe it with but hisbgf came out of the room to use the bathroom and slipped on my cum. Landed straight on the remaining amount. I got my ass beat that day but it was funny af. Was ~12 at the time.

More cushin for the pushin amirite

From a few years ago.

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Do harpies, those half bird half women get you off?

Nice tits, they still look like that?

Post em gurlllll

Checked
tempting, but this is a secrets thread, not meant for that stuff
I'm just getting this off my chest because I'm lost.

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Meh...
Never been with a fat chick. You do you user.

Well we can provide guidance at the cost of tits. Or body and time stamp not necessarily need to be nude

vent about it user it really helps, tell us the whole story

I get off on exposing my gf to friends/family, by leaving doors unlocked, stealing her clothes, or just leaving pictures open on my laptop. It's such a rush, especially when they catch her in person

Nicee got more?

Must fullfill dubs needs

I would like to go back in time ten years. Throw away litterally everything I achieved on the last decade

No, only 100% bird.

What would you do differently

My first trips in a long long time.. and it doesn't come with tits...
> smh

Would you fuck a bird given the chance?

dubs of comedy

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i love my boyfriend but sometimes i hate him because he liked other girls before he met me
i just wish i had a pure bf that only ever loved me, its absolutely repulsive to me that he ever even considered liking anyone else. i really should never have gotten in the relationship (or any relationship at all to be honest) because it is bad for my mental health.

Pretty much.

Yes, but I don't want to show her face. And 95% of them were not meant for me anyway.

Big lake, Montana must have been rough on you user.

Poor guy

Post emmm girl crazy girls are usually hot. :)

Can we see you?

Think of all the pussy he fucked and licked.. how you Kiss him, and give him head.. mabey some of them did anal...

Nothing beats hearing balls slapping against her fat ass as she gets fucked from behind

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Probably not, I know emus will let you fuck them if they're bonded to you, but there just not beautiful at all.

Sorry, guys. There's people I know who browse here so I dunno. I'll just handle it on my own I guess

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Slide it in, son

Lmao girl chill tha fuck out , hes not cehating on you yet

its not really his fault, hes 10 years older than me and didnt even meet me until he was 26, and we didnt get together officially until i was 18 by his choice

i have posted pics before but i really dont like my face on the internet
i basically look like your typical pink hair punk weeb girl

he was a virgin and never had a real gf before me, so thats not the issue. i just dont like he had crushes/obsessions over girls that arent me

pls do it

She lost 15 kg in 10 min.?

I was molested as a child

I am a furry with a belly fetish.

Love you too ..

Sorry to disappoint :

You need to talk with him user. Your kind of personality hold the problems indside, and all of a sudden you two fight and you will hold this against him. He will get frustrated, and he will leave you..

Love is not only about attraction, love is having respect for each other...

No need for face but thnk for you secret

There is millions of Boobs on the internet user, I Will get over it..

My colleague asks me around once a week if I'm still with my girlfriend and in a standup meeting was pushing her small boobs into me, she's invited me out at the weekend and I think I'll probably end up sleeping with her...

Pic?

Yeah, then she gets looked up and my girlfriend finds out....

9/10 in work about 8/10 normal, skinny (size 4 US) small boobs, toned (gym at least once a day)

Ready to dominate and enslave my friend against her will

its not a 100% a secret, he knows im crazy and jealous about the past but he doesnt know that sometimes when i remember he ever liked other women i hate him until it gets off my mind. it makes me feel bad but its not possible to control, sometimes i cant tell if i actually hate him for it or not. we have been together 4 years and he isnt the type to cheat but god i wish he didnt like anyone before me. sure fine if he just looked at porn and jerked off or whatever for those years he didnt know me but having crushes and fantasies about girls is where it freaks me the fuck out.
he is the first dude i ever actually liked so maybe thats where it comes from. i dont like feeling like hes my only one, but i am not his.. it disgusts me.

Oh Yea Forums this has been weighing on my heart for so long, When I'm out in public I'm just your average everyday guy, A guy you might want to eat the bourgeoisie with. But when I have i'm by myself and the darkness starts to settle in I like to lay out a tarp covered in butter and roll around untill I'm one big butter boi twinkie just ready to spread my buttery goodness to all of gods chosen people

M or F?
How old were you?

Whats a desert queen?

I'm not, but I do find ny crush really attractive. A true qt 3.14

Exactly shes meant for us, post her asshole

I want to fuck 6 little sister. She's so fucking cute and sexy to me.

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lost my virginty last week to an 15 yearold

how old are you?
was she/he also a virgin?
M or F?

how old are you?

>
Moar?

lost my virginity my fucking a fat chick off of yik yak when I was 17

im 18 she was a virgin as well

where are you from? Im fairly sure that's statutory rape in most places

Here, have some random boobs to make up for it

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thought Yea Forums showed locations if not better not say but im not from the states if thats what your asking

so how was it?

I enjoy the aroma of my own farts, but I think everyone else’s butt stench is disgusting.

Yea Forums hax your webcamz

A chick you would only fuck on deployment.

it was fucken amazing zero protection went at it for over 2 hours

this

I am a 6'8" 250lb man and its really upsetting

where did you cum?
how big are you?

she swallowed after a amzing blowjob at the end
8"

how the fuck did you last 2 hours?
did she like it, that is having her vag stretched?

honestly no clue years of training ahah i can usually jack off for 2 hours at a time and yea she loved it shame shes moved away it was my last chance to see her before she left so i sent it

When my wife's niece turns 18, I'm divorcing my wife and me and her are getting married. We've been planning it for years.

You need to let him go because you are too stupid to have any kind of an effective or meaningful relationship and your complete fucking idiocy and crazy bitchdom will only make both you and anyone you're with suffer until you get a metric fuckton of therapy.

that is hardcore

One of her clients wants to start including a coworker on business trips.

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Pretty hot. I'd like to hear more about it

jesus

I moved back to my country of birth and re-kindled a friendship with my cousin which turned into her and I fucking for a while.

I have a 3rd nipple

I committed the White Chapel murders back in ‘88.

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Sure man

I'm "straight" and 18 with a gf, but I like sexting like a cum slut to guys

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

I killed JFK. They got the wrong guy. Reply for my address ;)

Bug zapper

Reposting story since I don't think I'll ever do a greentext.

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

Yeah everyone says threeways and shit are over rated but it's not true, the drummer in my band and her girlfriend both sucked my dick for 3 hours and I don't know if I will ever feel as cool as I did that night. Getting the dik suk while another chick smashes her ass all over your face, nothing is the same after this

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my coworker is pretty hot and not sure how to move on it. just wanna fuck around and not have it be awkward. he seems like hes into me (femanon) too. thats my lame secret

there he isss

I'm obsessed with ingrown toenails. I watch removal videos every single day and wish I had mine back so I could do home surgery again. My big toenails were permanently removed a few years back because I kept operating on them with dirty tools and they had become yellow, brittle hosts for fungus. I loved prying under the nail with a file and prying up until the tender root of the nail popped out. Then with a dull pair of miniature scissors I'd clip out the offending piece of nail. Hydrogen peroxide, bandage up, repeat in two weeks. I want to emphasize that there is no sexual component to this for me, but I do feel an intense sensation of psychological relief from seeing Chinks and Brazilians having nails and dead, impacted skin pried out. Sometimes I give in to a deep compulsion to scrape my bare nail grooves with a file, which sometimes yields flakes of dead skin and rancid sock fuzz. It pleases me.

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same with me but genders are reversed

i jerk off with customer underwear

spill the deets

word. im thinkin of just inviting him out and getting fucked up. somethn might happen

reddit.com/r/news/comments/ctg53x/pope_refuses_to_condemn_pedophile_cardinal_pell/

Prior to his sentencing, his lawyer, Robert Richter, who has since been dismissed, pleaded for a lenient sentence, calling Pell’s abuses, a ”plain vanilla sexual penetration case where the child is not actively participating.” ..my added emphasis

This is recorded in court..WTF.

>my fiance of 9 years
lol
any engagement is doomed after 2 years max

oh like an army dyke?

i poo poo in the egg salad

Sorry you were molested, did it feel good? Did you ask for more, were you ashamed for begging for more, did you enjoy the attention? Did your heart flutter when he touched you, were you unable to keep eye contact? Did you ever push his hand away, or did you just lay there? How many times did you orgasm? Did you forget where he threw your underwear? Were you THAT into it? How did you feel the next day? Did you hide under your blanket? Did you masturbate after he left for school?

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Fuck you

Go for it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained

I used to cum in my sisters dirty panties until she caught on and now she does her own laundry, I ended up stopping before she caught on luckily I have no idea what was wrong with me. She was a year younger than me though

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>have a sister at the time, 11
larping on the internet.

>I used to cum in my sisters dirty panties

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Tits or GTFO you fucking cunt

Tell me the story of how you met and the first time banging her pls

So you're CIA?

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Can you post hole pics, I might want a ride

I had the opportunity to cheat on my fiancee with another engaged woman last night and declined because I was too insecure.

The worst part is I'm not upset that I almost cheated but that I let myself go too much to feel comfortable doing it.

not larping, i would assume that too, but i'd also say that some people that go on Yea Forums aren't exactly normal

Met at a family reunion, cousin brought her along as a friend
It would be both of our firsts.
>hanging out in her living room while her parents are watching tv there
>she starts laying on my lap while im sitting up
>reaches under her leggings and starts grabbing her fat ass
>hear her moan very quietly, she starts rubbing my dick
>i cant take it anymore, i need to fuck her asap
>start texting her on the phone about where we can fuck
>she tells me of a park thats a 5 minute walk
>on the way she grinds up against me and i rub her over her leggings
>we go there, check it out and find a somewhat secluded spot
>clearing in the middle of a group of trees, surrounded by trails
>anyone walking on the trails would easily see us, but its better than out in the open
>we pull down our pants and underwear while we rub eachother
>asks her if shes ready while im fingering her
>she moans yes
>tells her to bend over and support herself using a tree
>her ass was amazing
>that didnt work out due to how uncomfortable it was and the uneven ground
>we fuck missionary style on the ground while she left up her shirt to reveal her perfect tits
>tight as fuck, had to stop a few seconds to prevent myself from cumming in her
>hear or see a person on the trail every now and then so we'd have to stop immediately and pull up our pants
>tell her im about to cum
>i pull out and finish on her tits
>fuck that was so hot
>she cleaned up and we headed back to her house

>bad for my mental health
Topkek

She isn’t looking for new clients right now.

My girlfriend is 25 years older than me

Say whatever you want it's a confession thread I confessed it's not like I'd cum in her panties again

this is a mental illness and you really need to talk to a professional about it

It seems like public fucking isn't worth it just for the thrill but what would I know

it wasn't for the thrill, it was just because we didnt really think of any other good spot

Started when she was 13, she's 16 now. She stayed with us a lot because her mom is a piece of shit. My wife is a bitch and a slob. I work from home and provide for everything. I dunno, it's hard to describe how feelings started. It was a slow thing.

At least you had a good time man I never know what love truly is

i take creepshots of little girls

And you dont fuck his wife. Kys

Trips make it obligatory

It's not a huge deal. I've had 5 APs in 4 years. It becomes a huge thrill. I wish I could find willing married women more often!

Would love to see your collection

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wickr?

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I'm secretly a hebephile

Haha yeah... I just found out the chick was getting married Friday so I regret not going through with it because now she cut me out entirely.

I've never had a huge problem with women, just my current relationship I've got too comfortable and feel shitty.

If she was dtf before, who's to say it cant still happen. I have found some decent success on Ashley Madison. Costs a little though.. better get on there before you have a joint bank account lol

I fucked a girl in Montreal for about a year, she was single and never knew I was married. I felt bad after a while and made a bullshit excuse to get out of it when she started talking about coming to visit. After that, the others have all been married.