Hello incels, I’m a 19 year old virgin female and I’m giving my virginity to the first guy in this thread to get trips

Do I send you my dick via snail mail?

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Fake but still rolling

Saw vagene and bobs babe

Damn you were so close

Hey beautiful

Rollan
Daddy wants to have sex

Uh huh. Like you're actually gonna fly/drive all the way out to where I am.

Show vaginitis

no thanks i just came to sage a shit thread
also don't forget to call the user below me a faggot

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>you were so close
Story of my life

I hate gays

Roll

Like she has a vagina

off by 3

So do I email my dick or nah?

faggot

what a faggot

You wish you were a 19 year old girl

Easy

Open legs babe and I stick my penor in you

TITS OR GTFO

that's bullshit but I believe it

And dubs get timestamp

Sure I'll try

This straight bullshit

nothing to lose and shit to gain

I want to deflower you

nah

444

Fake but still fuck it

Faggot
>I just called myself a faggot but I'm a 39 virgin so it checks out
Thanks

Rolling for nobody to get laid.

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Sorry I already have a human girlfriend

topkek

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fake

Q

Fake as fuck butt fuck it.

That's my big break
Later virgins

Do you look like the picture?

Rolling

The most obvious bait I think I've ever seen, and people are still replying/asking for a timestamp. Kudos OP, a sage for you

Posting in epic thread

rolling for the sake of it

FUCK

inb4 ultra-fat ugly woman

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Do you have cooties?

rollol

Sure

no

look at them

rollerino bitches.
Also show face bitches

Rollin

obvious bait but whatever.

Mine now

i fucking doubt it mate

Girl you are going to swallow all the cum

niggers

incels rollling

Rolleroonie

Is this thread hacked so no one gets trips?

roll

fake i just like trying for trips

sure why not, roll

FUCK

faxing over a picture of my cock and balls now
please no torture
reply with bobs and vagene or else

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Keep posting boys, OP will surely deliver

Hey I don't care about you, but maybe you can introduce me to your mom.

Rool

roll quads and faggot OP gets raped by a nigger

and failing just like usual

You guys are desperate as fuck. Just the idea that this might be a girl and you might have a .000000001% chance of getting laid is enough to get the attention of every incel on Yea Forums

You guys really need to go outside. The Bitch doesn’t even have to post a picture to get attention. You guys are fucking sad.

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epic troll if this is totally legit and she's a virgin land whale.

cack

reroll

lol trips get

my gf said I could roll

Top Kek

of course they will
i mean this is really real
OP always delivers
also my horoscope told me i had great things in my future and the end of a dry spell coming up
so you know what that means
anons gettin laid today fam

>Implying anybody believes OP
>Implying we are not just here for the GETs
Roll!

Heh

Implying I wouldn't smash

great bait

Do quads also count?

pen pineapple apple pen

this

Rollo

rolling

Heil Hitler

Hello incels, I’m a 19 year old virgin female and I’m giving my virginity to the first guy in this thread to get trips.

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zz

ko

Hey look

Now is my time

Here are the trips
Give me pussy

i just want the trips

oljazz

You better be a qt

shit

fgdstg

What the actual fuck

So close

based

Friggin OOF

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HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE MY SHIT LUCK NO WONDER I VIRGIN

trips

sdfs rollan!

Thread is hacked

Now I'm prepared for that 999 and zero chance of sex. Have to wait for my gf to get home...

AGAIN!

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d

rip

eff

I just wanna see the trips whyy soo closeeee

Rollin and hatin

Don’t worry user if u continue I’m going to lose my vCard by fucking your asshole

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rollin for this

This is boring but I just want to win this game of roulette

Can I fuck you right in the pussy please

Will u fly to my shitskinstan?

>tfw anons would have gotten quads instead of trips

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Op time stamp?

But the chances are LOW

give me wet pp sack pls

same here haha she gets home in 4 hours...
:/ not sure what to do till then

Hope you like disappointment. Gonna get that a lot during our night.

reroll

i will kiss on the cheek

Hey babe will you fly to Mumbai?

this is how you do it.

poll

I mean basically avoid wanking b/c sex is better but it still sucks

at least i got dubs

highly suspect

np

Suck on this beach

>sex with a girl
i sleep
>rolling repeating digits
real shit

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I DON'T WANT THAT SMELLY PUSSY
I JUST WANT YOU TO GET THE FUCK BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND DO THE DISHES
SWEAT TO GOD KAREN IM GONNA KILL THAT MOP YOU CALL A DOG IF YOU DON'T

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lol pajeet

disco

Trips approaching Indians, let's do this

are you asian?

sex sucks or waiting sucks?

Maybe now?

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Hey check em.

dare

Holy fuck did she die?

jokes on you disappointing my partners is my fetish

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Do people reply to this post generally believing it? I mean, there's litteraly no way she's even a she and if she were there's litteraly infinite possibilities on where she lives... Fucking retards, these threads fill up so fast it's depressing

death

If I get trips, you have to stay a virgin for your entire life, NIGGER.

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Fuck yeah.

dsfargeg

who knows user, she could be a 10/10 and you'll get trips and decline the best puss of your life

I'm desperate myself.
Reroll

Trips allows me sex with you and your mom/best female friend.

kek

333 trips coming up

saged, go fuck yourself

Implying I won't stay a virgin

OOF
Are you near Vegas, OP? Are you even in America?

sale

GG

Fake and gay but, shit I'm desperate

Blyat

Faggot

This is fake but fuck it

Easy

YOY
O
Y

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444 come one baby a triple!

I doubt it, it's either they are having fun rolling or want to see what actually happens

ez

Bruh why this happen to me

fenestrated

Sure

Cyka

rawr

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REEEEE

Holy fuck, I had 3 close trips misses ITT.
Confirmed for never getting laid.
Give me death.
39 virgin.

holy fuck you faggots that think anons take every thread seriously are the most dense of all the faggots i swear
try reading a thread before you post

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What in the goddamn? Let's keep this in the groove, hey. Like, smooth moves, smooth like babies.

No proof no puddin

(You)
(You)
(You)

AGAIN

Tits or gtfo

Nice

WHO WOULD WIN
70 Anons v Repeating numbers

exactly

Fake and gay

Fuck it

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get

No, but I fly over.
I'm white

Lets try again.

well gonna take this time to dump doujins might lucky and hit a trip

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thanks

Hey

death is the end of curiosity

niggers tongue my anus

555 coming up

fuck it.

you forgot this one user

TRIPS!

If this is trips I say keep your virginity, you slut

4s

You fly over Vegas or America?

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D:

finallllyyyyyy

B

WINNERR

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HE DID IT! NOW OP WILL GET THE DICK! SHE WASNT LYING OR A MALE!!!!

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Remember to post pics after you fuck her

I don't give a shit
Post more Ryuko

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If triple six I fuck you in the ass

WinRAR nigger

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trips get

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Hi

He did it.
Son of a gun he did it.
Enjoy sex.

rollo

no toasting in epic breads here, only low-effort trolling

if trips we can have a friendly game of scrabble instead of some degenerate loss of virginity
i only have sexual relations with consenting women of the opposite sex for the SOLE purpose of reproduction which i can only do after introducing you to my mother and getting her seal of approval

If trips post belly button and go to sleep

LOL

If I get trips can we gangbang you?

based

Prepare your pussy op
SMASH TIME

Fly over anywhere

op is most likely trans and has a manufactured "vagina"

the madlad pulled it off
congratz user
you go get that puss
hear the echoes of your fellow anons applause as you smash

Bet he's fucking now

888 here I cum

Jiggle you ass babe

Fuck whores faggot lovers MK ultra is justified because you’re a fucking faggot OP and you deserve mental torture

Intelligent posts get trips

999 come on

roll

Smlorsh

I just want to fuck please

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tits or gtfo

chek em'

fake but ROLL

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Rall

>

not only a faggot but also an idiot for thinking this is real

>be wizard
>can't get trips
FML ain't fair

Shut up its the closest I ever got to fooking

this

Oif

disgusting

222

winrar.
Is it gonna happen?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Roll

Post your pussy op

Fuck it. Roll

But it's undeniable that some brain-lets, nay most believe this. Its b after all.

Of course

Try being a 40 year old virgin

Rolling like the stones

WELL WHY WOULDN'T IT????

also summer isnt over for all the kids

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bro it's the 4chins
of course it's going to happen
im sure they are exchanging digits and finding transportation this very moment
lucky bastard

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Make sure you punch holes in the box when you ship yourself to me.

Roll

HE ACTUALLY DID IT! POGS BOIS

ummm how with these tripz?

Trips pls

What kinda tarday minage tou type bulshit is this

How to get trips

Rolling

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Virginity is worth quads tbh

When you realize
>there is no 19 y/o girl on the other end of the monitor
>he is likely going to be a virgin for the rest of his adult life
>the lot of you faggots are gullible insufferable idiots who can’t think for themselves

women dont exist buddy and we dont take kindly to your kin round here

Anyone trying to get trips your a fucking loser

Im waiting til marriage though, thank God these aren't trips

How dafuq

Don't want you trap nigga but rolling

Its fun to roll

idoit

yep I'll fuck your man butt no doubt OP