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No, I am spartacus!

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I wank to the best sex stories in these threads

Ok lemme go. Its long but hope thread dosen't die.
>Long story short i fucked a 1. 6. Year old.

Febreeze bottle? Broom? Knife? Chair? Door knob?

I found a nude of my younger sister on her laptop back in high school, downloaded and sent it through a fake email account to a few people at school.

We'd always hated each other growing up and I loved hearing how more and more people around school had seen the picture.

The best part is she blamed her bf and dumped him for it.

I told her that I want to have some hot pictures when I'm old. then the film and photo sessions goes kinkier. we watch pmv and hypno clips at pornhub. i send her regular dirty pics form Yea Forums and told her that I also want to test it. i buy her all sex toys like mouth gag, speculum, horse dildo and sexy lingeri. I always told her how hot she is and that she is my little horny slut. for 2 month i push her to take a pic for a internet challenge. do it slow and always told how sexy and hot she is. now i can piss in her butt, piss on her face facefuck her hard an can take pics and vids.

Also into this. 100% straight married woth a kid on the way. Although i onky stick actual dildos in not random shit. Biggest ive had was 18 inch double headed black one. Took it all the way in. Best orgasm of my life. Wife doesnt know. Does yours?

How gay?

you still have said pic?

She was only 15 at the time. I was only a year older so didn't think of the legal implications of doing that.

>Be me going back home to visit friends and fam
>Good times everything is great.
>A friend whomst i haven't seen in months wants to hang out.
>Fly to see him
>He has the house all to himself
>We catch up, talk chill.
>Its getting near night time
>"Alright what do you want to do?" He asked
>Any parties or clubs open tonight?
>He smiles and looking at me "Do you want to fuck some bitches?"
>I laugh. I see he is serious. You have it like that? You have bitches on dial?
>Face time them
>We start talking, the 4 of us. And are down to fuck for some drugs.
>They live in the next city over.
Cont.

I am Spartan
Literally

I accidentally fucked a 13 year old girl

How does this happen? Did you slip and your dick went into her? I mean i accidentally stuck my finger in a friends asshole once in a dog pile.

she lied about her age, or what?
and how do you accidentally fuck someone?

Sure. Predicting you fuck your friend tho faggot

yeah right, pics or it didn't happen

Ive been fucking my neighbors MILF wife for about six months. Shes about 20 years older than me. He has no idea.

You know, a lot of these aren't really secrets... They're boasts. If actually real, they'd have been told many a time in real life. It's getting like that.

As one of the last ones awake after a house party I was looking for a place to lay down and crash. I checked the last bedroom and my friend was passed out on his back on this single bed.

Curious I pulled the sheet back and making sure he was out cold I pulled down his boxer shorts. He was pretty small, I started touching and eventually put my mouth around his dick. I sucked on it for about 5 minutes and he got rock hard, I stopped when he started shifting around and went to jerk off in the bathroom. I don't know if he was aware of what happened but he never said anything.

Yep bottle was nice, knife only the handle. Chair legs many times. Door knob of course. Forgot to clean the door knob once and wife grabbed a slimy lubbed knob had to play it off lul
She does not

Meant this dude sorry user

I always lie about a long distance relationship I had a long time ago, usually to make people think that the way it ended made me so upset that I gave up on dating because of that shit.

Truth is that that bitch dumped me for a shitty reason, and I have not been able to date anyone after that simply because I am not good with women or people in general

Nice how did it start

ok greentext you flaming faggot

Is this when you realized you were gay?

I'm a furry.

>Pick up drugs. I tell my friend its been a while for me he said here, hands me a small bottle of cheap vodka in his glovebox. I drink some. Then we get fucked up. Im a little scared but to high and drunk to give a fuck. He hands me gum like 3 peices "chew this."
>The drive is 45min.
>We arrive. They come out tiny fine ass fenales
>were cramped in the Half cab truck.
>"Hey you can sit on my lap to be more comfortable" i unbuckle my seat belt
>she smiles laughes and looks at her friend.
>Her friend looked at her moved her head as to say "go on"
Now keep in mind im wearing sweats and a sweater(its cold) and shes wearing pic related.
>she has a nice ass nice tits on her petite body.
>I begin to kiss her neck as she grinds on my dick(diamonds)
>We are so inept to our friends in the truck with us.
>I put my hand down her pants with the other on her chest. Were in each others mouths too.
cont.

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she was over at my (parents) house for a backyard neighborhood BBQ thing my parents had and was drunkenly flirting with me... I flirtd back as hard as I could given the company. The next day she saw me outside and asked if I could help her "lift something" Once inside she touched my chest in a way I knew was the go signal... I was balls deep ten minutes later

I am the ghost of sparta

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nice, how old are/were you?

19

I lied on the internet once.

I stole some pictures off a student's phone one time.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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I fingered a much younger girl when I was 12. I was in a public swimming pool with a load of other kids, just playfighting and stuff when the girl grabbed my shorts from underwater. She came up laughing and while we were grappling with each other I slipped my hand between her legs under her swimsuit. She was flailing around on her side and I slipped my middle finger in a few times thinking it was funny in a childish way. She looked pissed and went back over to her friends and that was it.

Honestly never did anything with a guy after that. I guess I was a drunk curious teen at the time.

I want to fuck and impregnate my fiance's 20 year old obese daughter.

Alright

like how much younger? 3-4 years?
has she touched your dick?

that's hot

i mean the pool guy

>This bitch is fucking dripping.
>I could fuck her right there, but my friend had the condoms.
>We arrive at the home, he hands me a condom and my half of the drugs.
>My friend says its ok for us to fuck in his truck.
>At this point we are ready to go.
>They head inside and we quickly take our bottoms off(with the teuck off it begins to get cold)
>I had her the condom, she begins to jerk me off. Im ready to fuck. I look at her
>"Are we gonna fuck or are you gona suck it, because i can do that better then you"(infering i can beat my dick better then her)
>She says "lets do some lines"
Fucking feen
>I make sure shit is powder, crush* crush* crush*
>I set some on my card then line it on my chest.
>she has one hand on my dick still. Bites my nipple then does the line.
>I could bust right here if i weren't so fucked up. Its so fucking hot.
>she takes off everything, amazing tits "Now its your turn" i do the same as she did to me.
>More lines, i put them closer and closer to my dick hoping for a bj since she still has the condom(idk where she put it)
>I think to myself the next one will be on my dick.
>She says "Alright now im ready" as she hands me the condom.
Cont.

i fapped to this

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I spied my older sister getting licked by our family dog dozens of times when she was about 15-16

You fucking monster, how dare you.

I like to drive through a street that's full of shemales prostitutes and come home to jack off thinking of them. I'm afraid one day I'm going to fall and pick one up. I've got a gf and always get post cum depression after I jerk it to the traps.

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What do you teach/how old

I honestly thought she was 10

I would guess around 6 or 7. She was pretty small.

I think the whole thing was a mix of childish fooling around and me just starting to be curious about girls. I would have been fucked if she told her parents though. I think she was just more annoyed than anything.

what?
so how old were you?

You should stop and talk to them with your dick out

fucking top kek

so hot

i see
so at what age you've snatched your first pussy?

post story here

give us the deets

Like I said I was 12. I didn't touch another one after that until I was 16 though.

I'm always rubbing it over my trousers while driving, they're always smiling or showing their ass and tits and very flirty, I feel my heart pumping harder each time I drive through there, which is at least twice a week when I'm off of work late

I miss the NY slut. Threads are a bit stale.

Damn i really really wanted a bj, fuck it.
>She rides me slowly, titties in my mouth hands on her ass.
>I inch a finger close to her asshole, she smiles stops looks and me shakes her head and says "uh uh"
>I laugh, then begin to pound the fuck out of her. Hands around her tiny waist as i mover her up and down
>She lets out an "Oh fuck" i say yeah you like that?"
>I grab her to lay her down on the seat, as i look her in the eyes bite her nech and suck on her tit.
>I begin try to have my hand around her throat but there isnt enough space as i bang my elbow on the radio.
>we continue to make out as im trying to destroy this bitch but with the limited room it sucks. Things are still hot and heavy.
>Only positions we can get into is cowgirl and missionary.
>Im fucked up and can go at this all day but its boring and i need a bed.
>My phone rings*
>Its a different friend. I answer, hes trying to go out tonight. I say i already have plans. We have a 10-15min conversation and hange up.
>She says she wants to go inside to continue this.
>I took off the condom threw it in the streat got dressed and we got ready to go inside.
guess the sex kept us warm cuz it was freezing as fuck when we went outside.
Cont.

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i mean like when you fucked first one with your actual dick?

The fuck, hurry a little. Wanna know the end of story

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16. Sorry, my encounters with females were pretty normal after that one incident.

Also interested.

>my encounters with females were pretty normal after that one incident.
too sad, was she younger at least?

I'm secretly growing mj in the subwoofer, but don't tell my mom

I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult (Yuck). Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

I miss being adorable and desired by men. I want cock in my mouth and ass but only because they want a feminine boy and since I'm not young and supple anymore I can't have what I want

How new are you user? Why the fuck don't you just write it completely down and paste piece by piece instead of letting us wait 10mins while you are pulling the next bit out of your ass?

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>I say "im all out of condoms" we go near my friends room hes clearly fushecking the girl still.
>The chick im with wont fuck without a condom.
>I knock on my friends door. He opens it. "Whats up?" "I need another condom"
>He hands me more then one. "Where can we fuck?" I asked and he replied "I don't care bro"
>I ask her "do you want to fuck in the shower or in a bed?"
>I don't care you? I say i chose the shower
(because we have been fucking with the lights off until this point and in the shower you have to have lights on, i mean who fucks in the shower with the lights off?)
>she says she is wearing make up and lets just chose a bed, go in a room i say do you want the lights on or off?
>Of course she choses off
>we undress eachother. Leave socks on for some fucking reason.
>do more drugs
>We get back to bumping ugglies, this time i can finaly move her around and choke her. Its so hot.
>She says "Are you wearing a condom?"
>Yes
>She looks at me(the only light we have is the moonlight, i opened the blinds)
>I grab her hand pull mt dick out and say here feel. "You feel the difference" i rub her hand on my stomach then my dick. She was high as fuck, i know cuz i was too.
>"Your going to have to pay for not trusting me" i say i get up and ly her torso on the bed with her legs hanging off.
>spank* spank* she moans and says "Ive been bad" (i really want to nut after that)
>I put my dick in begin to go then i slip. I get my footing try again and slip.
>"Fucking socks" (on a hardwood floor) I say as i take them off the both of us.
>Have one hand on her throat and one pulling her hair as i go to town. Shes not holding back as she moans.
Im trying to bust my nut but fucking drugs man
>I stop flip her over make out as i have one leg on my shoulder and her oher leg between my legs as she begins to get hers(im jelous i can't do get off)
>we go at it and i tell her its your turn as i ly on my back
Cont.

Pics in Hinata dressup?

V was cool af. Yeah, these stories are all fake, ancient or disinteresting. RIP

I began my story when thread was on page 8 how the fuck was i supposed to know it waz going to survive. I am typing it all out my bad
And its 100% legit. But hey user you don't have to belive me. Im just sharing my secrets.

Does it smell?

Kek

I've fucked in the shower with the lights off but a candle lit...try it!

I'm new to wickr and don't know how to find the good stuff there but I'm hoping that Yea Forums will help me...

How romantic. Was his dick bigger than yours?

Yo, wrap it up fag. No one cares about your socks. Get to the point already.

I was a member of NXIVM for a while a few years back, N.S. and me go far back to school days so we were pretty close. I can't say too much, am paranoid as fuck to leak anything of importace. I know for sure there are people who would indeed go after me. Only one thing I want to at least hint at because esp here on Yea Forums there are so many followers of Donald Trump therefore it seems important to do so. It's not much but all I can do is to assure you that he is neither a stranger, nor an enemy to this circle. Picrelated comes from the bottom of my heart..
Watch out user!

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Also interested

God I wish but it was like 15 years ago and I had a Razor or some shit instead of a good phone and used disposable cameras at the cons

Do you still dress up?

With my wife, I have participated in heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with the sole intent of procreation.

kill your degenerate self dead pls

I forgot to post gore while I was at it.

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did girls took part in it?

nope. this strain doesn't smell.
until you burn it

MODSSS

No I was obsessive about looking passable and did good back then but life beat the hell out of me after my 20s. I still am like 125lbs and look like an ok normal guy but I just can't do it anymore. I have wondered if I should have transitioned or not but I it probably would have lead to other problems

I've spied on my sister in law using a hidden cam and now I no longer feel that attracted to her. Also planning to try the same with wife's other sisters.

Someones mad even naruto running fags can get laid but you cant.

THIS! This fucking faggot

Well yeah but girls are always harder to get into these kind of things. Its why some of the guys said it "Fuck it" and did me

I believe you. At least you know your limits. How you liking borutos story? Personally i think its shit.

I pick my nose put it in my mouth and spit out my booger’s. I never swallow them. Just like the feeling of spitting a big crusty one out on the floor.

When I was in grad school I smoked weed with a bunch of my professors (mostly mid 40s) and found out that they're all swingers. Like, half the department leaves their kids with babysitters and then they all go to someone's house and just fuck each other's wives/husbands.
I asked if I could join and got rejected because I was a single guy, and it's not swinging if you go in stag. So then I asked one of the single women (who was older, but whatever) if she would be my partner, but she said no.
I got to eat one of their wife's asses really briefly though, and one of them took off her shirt, so that was cool.

Post evidence phagg

>She begins to ride me, as i begin to realize all females can do is ride dick.
>Its boring but am using this time to catch my breath or at least i try to but she wants to keep making out.
>I tell her to coke me but her small hands can't even get a proper grip.
>I put my hands on her back and press her body closer to mine as our lips are locked.
>I roll our bodies over, thankfully the bed is big enough.
>missionary, I realize i probably won't be able to finish at this point so im going to make her suffer.
>I pull my dick out rub her clit, put my head in pull it out then rub her clit.
>I do this multipul times as she begs me to fuck her.
>Im purposly going slow as i have one hand rubbing her clit.
>She can't take it and says "Its my turn" se tries to get up then with my other hand grab her throat and keep her down.
>I go to her ear bite it and say "Im in charge" i bite her nipple suck on her tit.
>I then stop look at her and say "are you ready?" She smiles.
>I begin fucking her so well. She pulls my body closer as were in eachothers face she scrathes my back.
>I get up put her legs on each shoulder and i lean into her and begin destroying her. Im forcing so hard her knees are near her head. Her moans are making me so horny.
>I stop flip her over and doggy. (I wish the lights were on to see exactly how she looked from behind)
>I force her head to the bead as i fuck her.
>Only then releasing her to choke and pull her hair from behind.
>The sound of our bodies smaking only makes me want to deatroy her tight little body.
>I have to catch my breath as i say "Its your turn when i say its is. I ly on the bed."
>She gets up. Wtf? She says "Can you do somrthing for me?"
Cont.

Sometimes when fantasy becomes reality it isnt so hot. Much like the cucks who have threesomes with their gf wife and end up devastated when their girl moans harder by the 3rds dicking

Id fuck a cute hinata as long as i dont see your dick

Bloody crusty morning ones are the best

Truthfully? I stopped watching the Anime when Naruto chased Deidra across Planet Namek for 3 years at the beginning of Shippuden. Not just because I missed boyish Hinata I just couldn't take the filler and I didn't care for jumping through hoops for the manga

ok...how old were you then?
did you get some pussy?

>be me
>tranon that passes
>last day of holiday abroad
>horny as fuck
>go to a club and find a guy to fuck
>have 10 guys in my grip but all bail when they feel the bulge
>finally find a guy willing
>bring him back to my room and let him fuck me
>cums on my face and asks me to fuck him
>plays with my boobs and tells me its his last day here

fast forward to next day
>boarding plane
>there he is, maybe i can get a second round his dick was perfect
>ohno.jpg
>hes boarding holding his daughters hand and wife infront of them
>sit diagonally from them

fucked with a guy randomly, i was the first dick he was fucked by and then had to listen to his family conversations and plans the next day on the plane.

Get on the floor? Walk the dinosaur?

Thank you daddy. If you ever go back in time to the early 2Ks I'll be a good little girl and tuck it good for you

Not getting into specifics here
Found a phone. We're supposed to turn them in to lost and found. I noticed whose it was. I guess I just got too curious and tempted.

Yes sometimes I wait untill there is a big build up of crust. Roll it into a nice ball and just admire it.

I was going n my 20s back then. I'm getting closer to 40 all the time and have been doing cons for around half my life

Kek

Were you hard listening to them? I would have been. ;)

Christ, you put my feelings into words. I agree, I always used to get hard whenever she would post bikini pictures on social media and I always used to go crazy whenever I would notice that she was nipping or that she had a camel toe. Now, that i've seen her whole naked body I'm like "yeah that's cool I guess".

Oh and once I hit my 30s I eventually slept with a female. I had tooled around but preferred dick. I probably still do but I'm a setteled down normie now and nobody really knows

I got fucked with a strap on by my insanely hot female friend. Never got to fuck her myself, she just gave me a blowjob a few times.

Nicee, now this is a nice secret. Good enough for this thread. Thanks for sharing user.

I snorted so much crack it came out my asshole. True story

Lol. You're a funny fag. I'll give you that.

Thats just not fair. How hot is she? Any chance we can see? Obvi sensored

>Met this pretty Indian doctor on match.com
>She was going through a divorce. Her husband was also a doctor.
>She was a virgin when she married and had only had sex with her husband.
>Sex started out very vanilla and boring, but I stayed in it because she was really pretty and successful.
>As time went on, she discovered that she really loved more than just missionary sex. She liked sucking dick a lot and liked getting her ass eaten.
>One day she said she needed to check my prostate. I said OK. Laying on our sides, she simultaneouly sucked my cock and fingered my ass. Hurt but once she massaged the prostate, I exploded.
>Became a regular part of our sex life. She really loved fingering me while she sucked.
> One day out of the blue, she tells me she wants me to call her office and make and appointment with her for a physical.
>I call and make the appointment. I went and filled out the forms and the nurse took me into the exam room, checked my blood pressure and all the regular stuff and tells me to put on the gown.
>The "doctor" comes in in her white doctor coat with stethoscope around her neck and tells me to get on the table. She examines me the normal way, then starts examining my scrotum and penis. I get hard. She tells me to turn on my side. I do and she proceeds to start fingering my asshole and sucking my cock. I tell her I'm nervous and she says no one is permitted to come into an exam room without knocking and being told to enter.
>I relaxed and she continues massaging my prostate and sucking my dick. Finally I explode with the most intense orgasm of my life. Fill her mouth with cum, which she swallows as she smiles at me.
>She tells me I can get dressed and that I can leave, but to check out at the reception desk before I go. And she leaves the room.
>I go to the desk and I had to pay for the exam just like any other patient. She really thought that was funny.
>She told me later it was the hottest sexual experience of her life.

want to find my wifes friend passed out drunk again, this time i wont just undress and take pics of her - but also fuck all her holes, and hope she wakes up a little. Cause i already know she wont remember shit in the morning

story??

what happened, how did she do it? and did you ever mention it later on?

if you look like twink. am i correct thinking that under 18 girls were sort of attracted to you?

For the past 10 years i've been successfully hiding from my wife the fact that i'm smoking.

The longer you go on with this story the less believable it becomes.

Conflict of interest

Post em boiiiiiii

>He and friend got whole house to themselves, asks 'Where can we fuck'
>asks girl if she wants shower or bed, she says she doesnt car
>user choses shower because there is light
>next thing she says is she doesnt want the shower
>user actually ask drugged up slut if she liked it better with lights on or out
>obviously the drugged out whore wouldnt sex with lights on
>she cannot feel if he wears a condom or not but user makes sure she 'rubs' his stomach to feel the difference
>user jealous that she comes when he couldn't
What in the fuck is this bullshit? It's so dumb, who would believe that? If you have to make up shit then be a bit more creative next time. But now I know why it takes 10mins for you to just write down your 'memories': Obv you can't think of anything good to write. Oh and enjoy your fantasies of choking a bitch

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yeah the whole time, i was only wearing a skirt too so it was hard to hide. tried teasing him but didnt want to out myself as trans to guy next to me because it might have made a scene.

Howww dont your fingers/lips smell? My wife gives me shit all the time

Easily a 9/10. Tall, beautiful face and huge lips, real big ass, extremely tight body in general, trains a lot of martial arts. The only downside is her lack of tits.

She fucked me harder probably than I've ever managed to fuck any woman. Really don't want to post her here, has a recognizable tattoo.

Shit if i was next to you we would have been in the mile high club baby

not here, kik?

what did the pics show? any nudity?

is your wife stupid? how wouldnt she notice your tongue being yellow, your hands and feet turning yellow or the fact that you smell

I used to touch my sister in her sleep and for a brief little while we did a bit of light stuff.

I wash everything on the job, use chewing gums and even rubbing my fingers with it, change clothes, etc

>...but I'm hoping that Yea Forums will help me...
yeah well you seem to ne new here too. So stfu and lurk moar or even better, fuck right off back to wherever you come from!

why, i'm just good at hiding things

You smoke a cigarette in the morning, brush your teeth at lunch. Or go to events where others smoke.

did you cum from the strap on? also what position did she have you in?

maybe post the pics but blur the tattoo

that was my plan until his family was there.

always loved the thought of fucking a stranger in a plane. it would be hot with a guy i know but a stranger would be better.

Depends. Like some girls wanted to fool around but usually they go for the guys with lean muscle. I really wasent looking for women very much tbh and most of them only cared because they had a yaoi fetish

>I say "sure what is it?"
>She pulls out her phone. From her bag
>Can you send some snaps to my boyfriend?
>I get up to grab the drugs and my phone. Yeah you just got to do one thing for me.
>I take off the condom put a line on my dick and "suck it" i have my video with light on.
>She does the line and gives me an amazing blow job. I would have nutted right there.
>she stops gets up i put my phone away and grab another condom. She says "No i want him to know your the first person i fucked without a condom"
>This bitch is a fucking savage
>Her pussy is A1
>We fuck missionary doggy, she holds the camrea and we get different angles shes moaning saying "Fuck me! Oh user your so great! Your dick is so much better then (bf name)"
>it sucks because we fuck for a snap she puts on a caption then saves it. So we go for like 15-30sec then stop.
>She saves enough. Puts the phone down
>We fuck some more, "She says i don't hear any friends moans. Maybe they finished"
>And says "ok you can finish now"
I had to summon the powers of KEK to help me nut. I thought "I can't im too fucked up" then i said no i can do this.
>Pounded away shes going wild.
>She says wait as she graps her phone gets on her knees and hands me the phone.
>FUCK YES
>I drop the biggest load in her throat, probably the sexiest thing ive ever had a female do. I zoomed into her mouth then she swallowed.
>We get dressed go to restroom then all 4 of us smoke as we drive them back the whole time shes making snaps of us in the car shes kissing my neck(she blocks out my face) all up on me with titles like "When the dick is so good"
>I get high and am curious why is she doing all this to him?
CONT.

Awww you can always edit them out. Just trying to see some sexy bodied chick. The more you describe her the more i want to see her body. Fuck

Summer ain’t over yet then
Last time I gave advice to a summer fag I derailed his thread with Spider-Man and I’m sure he was crying

Everything I could show wouldn't be evidence to an outsider like you. I would just reveal myself to the ones who know. So pls fuck off! Don't think this board isn't monitored by certain structures
..

Nope rip

What kind of “light stuff”

Thats just too much work lol

i see
what age range (

Strange dick is always better

Can we see you?

I live in my mom's basement at 29. People think I'm successful because I dress nice and talk good game.

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

>We would pretend to have sex while wearing clothes, I would touch her crotch area over her clothes, I got to see one of her developing boobs, I kissed her on the lips once, I kinda got to see her butthole, and I almost got to see her entire pussy as a trade-off for some candy, etc.

Do you help/provide for the household? Work? Dont see anything wrong with that if you do.

I did, two times. she first had me in missionary, then she stood up, picked me up and fucked me like that, threw me on the floor and sat on me while she jerked me off to cum the first time. Then she fucked me in doggy and in piledriver and I came from that the second time. She choked, slapped and threw me around all the time.

I'll try to edit some pics I got of her on the beach

Nicee my cousin and i used to play sex too. Got as close as being in our underwear and grinding in missionary. I see her often still to this day and i always get a vibe from her. Do you guys get this too?

Fuck yes bikini pics are sexy

it really is. my friend has a great dick but it was hotter when we first met. maybe its subconsciously being scared of diseases and the risk a stranger poses.

i dont post pictures of myself online, sorry! mainly because i did before and somehow they was sent to a family member of mine (and when i select an image to post on Yea Forums my tab refreshes it away)

Nowadays we don't talk about this, as we are both adults in committed relationships. However, I do notice that she is uncomfortable being alone with me but other than that she is a caring and loving person.

When I was 12 I murdered my cat. I was always a mean and nasty little fucker to animals. The cuter they were the more I wanted to hurt them. Just a real evil little fucker.

When I killed the cat I was grabbing it's belly hard. And it bit me very hard and I picked it up and threw it as hard as I could. When it hit the wall it writhed about and died infront of me. I was scared and I was horrified. The reality of me taking a life sunk deep into me and I did everything to hide what I did from my mom.

After that day I felt extreme remorse. I cried and couldn't get the image of the cat writhing around on the floor out of my head. I've had other pets since then and I've done my best to treat them as they should be treated. However I'm still haunted by that image.

how old were you?
did you get too see pussy?

>She said "Oh i want to break up with him"
>i reply with "Why didn't you break up with him?
>She said "He loves me too much, he can't let me go. I need him no not love me to leave me"
>i say "Oh i understand" she finised the last snap then sent him them all at once.
>We get back and she thanks me for everything kisses me on the cheak and left.
>On the way back I was like "yo that bitch is imature as fuck man like did you hear her reasoning? She fucking swallowed my nut!" Like im some fucking stranger "Bitches are wild these days"
>Then i say something that makes my friend give the most shit eating grin ever
>I say "Shes childish as fuck to be honest"
>I look at him and say what? What is it?
>He looked at me and said "You didn't ask her how old she was?"
>I say "no no no, i have a life that i cant just throw away"
>He said "don't worry all she has is your first name and how you look. I mean she dosen't even know how old you are. Plus everyone was all consenting. She kissed you and said thanks. Im sure your good user"
>I say "Your right. How old was she anyway?"
The end.
Years have passed and im sure i got away with it.

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I used to finger and eat my sisters pussy. It started when I walked in on her in the bath because I needed a piss, she told me to get out but I ignored her, I tried to peek while peeing but she was covering herself.after I realised she left the door unlocked I would do this often and started to sit down for a better look.
after a while, she stopped covering herself and I stopped pretending to need the toilet, I'd just sit and watch. One time I took my dick out and started masturbating, I expected her to tell me to get out but she didnt.
After doing this a few times I got even more daring and moved closer to touch her, she said nothing and let me touch her breasts but lightly pushed my hand away when I tried to touch her pussy, the next time she didn't push my hand away but tightly closed her legs, then I kissed her and all of a sudden her legs sprang open, I remember they opened so fast that she splashed some bath water on me, then she let me finger her pussy while we passionately kissed
After doing this a few times I occasionally asked her if she wanted me to eat her pussy, she'd just nod, get out of the bath and sit on the toilet seat with her legs spread and let me eat her out.

One specific time after eating her out for what felt like ages, I asked her to finger herself but she just looked embarrassed and shook her head so instead I sat on the toilet seat with her, we were facing each other with her legs over mine and I started kissing her while fingering her, then I stopped fingering her, took her hand and guided it to her pussy and she started fingering herself. Then I tried to pull away from the kiss to get a better look but she pulled her head closer to continue the kiss, this turned me on way more than usual because it was the first time she'd properly shown that she was into it and not just going along with it. Then I asked her to suck my dick, she's always said no to this so I wasn't expecting anything but then she surprised me by saying "no... why don't you stick your pussy in my dick" she was so aroused that she couldn't even talk properly which made me the hardest I've ever been and probably ever will be. So I laid down a towel on th floor, she lay on it and then I chickened out because we didn't have protection and instead just rubbed my hard cock against her pussy until I came on her stomach, then she got back into the now cold bathwater, I washed the cum off her, dried her off, occasionally kissing while doing this and then we both left. We never went that far again, just continued the fingering and pussy eating until we moved house and then we stopped and never mentioned it again

If there is a hell, I hope your punishment involves getting clawed by angry cats over and over for eternity.

I am now 100% convinced this a load of bullshit you virgin fag.

>she rides me
>bcuz of tiny hands she cant choke me
>I fuck her so well
>I begin to destroy her
>Tell her I'm in charge!
>I'm forcing so hard
>I choke her while destroying her tight little body
Lol, you lying fucking clown! I start to believe the only pussy you ever had (ofc with lights on..) is picrelated

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I came to 4 first in 2005 so sux my ball faggot.... But ass a fucking old fag I'm not in to all the new app shit but if any fuckers have good shit like groups or stuff on wickr add me theDude000769

I ended up with my wife because when she asked me out I said yes out of pity for her.

Does she have downs?

i met my husband on Yea Forums and i love him to pieces

Yes, some did

How are things now? Do you love her? Do you have any regrets?

No. She's paraplegic.

cute
your ages?

Picture of sister? You can blur out face if you want

Things are great, we're trying for a kid. I love her and have zero regrets.

How does sex feel like? Does her cooch smell a lot? When does she know that she needs to go to the restroom?

Do me a favor: At night go to the next nigger habitat dressed as a tranny and scream and shout that all niggers should die because whites are supreme and stuff like that. The slow and painful death which this will result in might be at least partially sufficient a punishment for what you did to that cat, you cringy subhuman scrum.

At least you get good parking spots

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How fkkn low do you have to be when you let yourself get fucked in the ass by a girl you dont even fuck???

Why do you love her user? You could probably have a better woman, so why stay with her?

we would have been Around 13/14/15ish, it went on for a couple of years and she's a year and a half younger than me
I'd be too worried that someone that knows her will see and be able to tell it's her even if I do blur the face

Sex with her is like with any other woman, except she needs extra lube most of the time. She doesn't smell. She goes regularly or uses a catheter and bag if she's going somewhere with no toilet access.

I don't know why I love her, but I do.

Hello anons, don’t worry I’m still around. Sticking to lurking here once again. I’ve taken myself to /Soc and Reddit. Will post there on my “itchy” days haha. Be seen you around

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>yellow tongue and feet from smoking
Dude you're the stupid one

Do it pussy, the only way anyone you know could doxx her would be if she had a recognizable tattoo or birthmark. Pretty sure you might have pictures on your phone that you've never posted with her, just me smart about it user.

I frequent /fit and /fa so I do indulge in the pussy similar to pic related.

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Does she get horny too? Can she feel whenever you penetrate her?

Damn, loving that body

I'm not a picture taker so the only pics I could get would be from her Facebook which people could recognise

Didn't even know you could eat fried horse pussy, wtf?

10-13 yes plenty of times. Through her wet undies from our wetness. Never bare tho

Yes to both, sort of. She gets horny like normal and she can feel that I'm inside her but she doesn't get much stimulation from it.

Id let her fuck me too shit shes hot gj user

I masturbate to my sisters nudes regularly. She left her phone at work and someone found it and leaked her and her boyfriends porn tumblr to everyone she knows on facebook

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Does your whole family use Yea Forums? Is she a Yea Forums user?

A lot of people use Yea Forums user, it's not a secret club

I learned something new today, and to be honest I'm glad you love your girl user. At the end of the day, what matters is that you love each other.

I feel like the number of regular users is in the tens of thousands, not in the millions like FB, Twitter, Instagram or Reddit.

FYI
I don't give a fuck.

But here is my question.
Are you from past and post this shit on future internet?

or
ARE YOU FROM FUTURE AND POST THIS SHIT PAST INTERNET.

OR

you just in present and do time travelling and came to the present and post this shit?

and most important question....

I want what you smoking?

Wow I never read such a horseshit like your made up cringe. But I salute you for being able to suck your own cock! Good thing you had at least light on for this so you could really see what you did there..

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When did this happen?

You're like 13, right?

I'd probably get her to let me get very dirty in talk. Fuck her ass and tell her this is all shes good for, call her useless, broken goods... I'd cum but thats just me

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I really want my friends to start sharing nudes of sluts we know and form a nude cooperative. But I don't know how to start it

Get irl friends and do it locally weirdo. That's like every group of friends I've ever had. But your attempts here are getting tedious.

she sounds fun

Apart from talking dirty I don't do any of that. She can't and won't have anal sex.

He was 12 years old and obviously feel bad about it. You're the emotionally unstable cringy ones here

Brb signing up for match.com

>He was 12 years old and obviously feel bad about it. You're the emotionally unstable cringy ones here
Stop whiteknighting, summerfag.

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What happened with you two? She sounded great

Its you! See you there sexy slut

That's what I want to do. But don't know how

Johntallman I need your help.

-V

fucking "drunk curious teen" never put a dick in his mouth. Yes he put his dick to sleeping friend's face or do some dic pic on friend's face.

You are a guy and you just don't have ball to show your real face to this world.

Its okey to being gay.

Do it you asshole. Just do it.

goddamn you’re such a sexy little slit I would totally fly in if I knew I could find you. Would love to fuck the shit outta you ;)

thats so awesome

why did she want to do that? is she into fucking guys with the strap on?

Slut ** lol

I ended up moving away. She married another white dude and had a kid. I still talk to her and she sounds unhappy. Keep saying she wishes we could meet "for lunch".

She was in her early 30s and I think she felt she wanted to make up for lost time once she discovered how fun sex could be. Her Indian husband was a 20 second man.

Tragic. Sexually repressed conservative cultures are pure cancer.

I live in a super right-wing, Christian area.
And yet I more or less blackmailed a DL gay guy with a wife and kids into being a findom piggy bank.

I jerked him off in a parking lot one time and he basically begged me to do more to him, and I told him he had to pay. I mostly did that because I didn't want to actually do anything again, I was young and horny and thought I was bisexual when I was really just kind of bicurious, and the whole previous experience left me feeling bad. I guess he was desperate because he accepted. Paid me $200 to give him a blowjob in the back of a 2008 Honda CRV. I closed my eyes and thought of the shit I could get with $200 and it was alright.

Then shit turned weird. He wanted more from me, I rejected him, he got upset and demanded I refund him (?), I rejected him again. I got pissed so I told him that the blowjob was free, the money was to keep my mouth shut. This changed his tune, for obvious reasons, and I got him to agree to give me gifts and maybe, maybe I'd give him a gift back. If he gave me a good enough gift, that is.
So for the next 9 weeks I'd get in his Honda CR-V and he'd hand me an envelope of cash and I'd decide what he got from me. At first it was just a few hundred, and I'd give him a handjob. The third time he basically insisted I blow him for $100 and I took the money, told him that he didn't get to choose and fucking walked out. My man drove over to me and showed me five more hundred dollar bills, so I obliged him. After that it was $400-$500 each time. Towards the end he paid me a fucking grand for me to let him fuck me, but it hurt too much so I stopped him and refunded half.

That said, I wish that I hadn't because his bank notified his wife that someone withdrew a grand and he couldn't cover up the fucking 4 grand he had given me before then. He begged me for the money back but I tossed my phone into a river and got a new one using his money.
So that's my saga. Don't use Craigslist to explore your sexuality.

Try seeing a doctor user

Yeah it's something niggers to apparently

You are gay faggot

Wow shes smoking. Bet you came pretty fucking hard seen that body pegging you. Love her tiny thong. Does she like to show her body off? Got more? Time to fap again

>have friends
>group chat
>send wins of locals and be like "trade you niggers."
>???
>profit

Niceeeeee how many loads have you busted to these

addicted to porn.
Nofap day 22.

Pretty much that's it. My life is not that big of a mystery.

I have tried MDMA, LSD, Weed, but all my friends know that, even my mom knows that and i work a job which pretty much noone else knows how-to or is unwilling to do, so, yeah.

Also virgin but idk how that is a secret or who could care about that.

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Who is NS?

Yeah no shit?

The follow up that I couldn't fit because I ran out of characters was I used a chunk of the money he gave me to fly out to a kinky as fuck girl I met online who wanted me to tie her up and fuck her as much as I physically could, so it all turned out straight in the end. The rest I sat on in cash in case the dude or his wife or their lawyer showed up, but after a year of nothing I finally started laundering it. Even thought it was only like 4 grand, I wasn't sure about depositing it all in the bank at once.

I agree, but I did date an Indian girl when I lived in Dubai and she was a total slut. Would do anything.

Thank you baby
See you there! Keep an eye out for me. Haha.
Haha nice typo, yes find me and we will have a lot of fun user. A lot of fun. ;)

John tall man if you are here I need your help!

Nicee any stories you can share?

you and this dude in the video are some nasty motherfuckers.
kill yourselves.

Not him, acrossthestateanon. Whattaya need help with hun?

Unsurprising, it's always the more repressed ones who are the sluttiest. Imagine living your entire life being told you had to be chaste and pure and then being allowed to explore your sexuality free from any shackles holding you down. It's only natural they turn a complete 180 and become addicted to cock. Good on you though, sounds like you had some nice times.

Smart.

>after a year he still has the 4k
>did 'launder' the money
topkek you lyin piece of shit

First time I fucked her we were both cheating. I went to her place in the middle of the day. We drank wine and she got drunk and started doing this sexy Indian dance and stripping. She ended up in her bra and panties dancing in a very sexy Indian way in front of me. We ended up in bed soon. She inhaled my cock before I fucked her. Over the years, we fucked many time when we weren't dating. Last hooked up with her about a year ago when I wan in Asia and she flew in from another city for 2 days. We fucked so many ways. Anal is cool with her. And she is gorgeous. Here's her pic.

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More than I should have

Congrats and stay strong with the nofap! What job do you do if you dont mind telling?

Is her head photoshopped? It looks weirdly enlarged.

That's how it works
Wrongdoing makes consciousness bloom
If you have it in you

No, just the angle I guess. That's her.

She's the president of that club. Look it up if you wanma know. And yes, I'm a fucking boomer. Mid 50s now

I mean, by launder it all I did was:
>Went to Target and bought two tvs for around $2,500 total
>Put them my car. Went and got lunch. Went back.
>Returned them and got store credit
>Used the store credit to buy those visa gift cards/other gift cards
>Rest went to big purchases I could do in cash
I had spent around $1000+ of it by that point but I had no fucking clue how taxes worked so I was afraid that someone at the IRS would notice and audit me or something. I was dumb enough to suck dick for money and blackmail someone to do it more, so that should tell you all you need to know.

Oh hey baby, it has to do with our emailing. Thank you though!

Wow ugly af user. And old, how old are you?

pic related

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Thank you

She always wanted to try it and knew I was crazy about her so decided to ask me

Harder than on any other occasion. Loves showing off and getting demolished by guys in way harder ways than she did me. Don't want to post a lot of her, sorry

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So you operate these or what? Are you with the army/employed by the gvnt?

Nice user, sounds like quite a fun girl! Lucky pos. You mean belly dancing shit? Thats fucking hot. Do you guys keep in touch? Also how is dubai is it expensive as shit?

She 's an adulterous whore, she lost her trad marriage for the taste of strange dick and her life is a trainwreck in slomo as it should be

K babe. Nice to see you're still around. ;)

Ok ok I believe you now, you were young and stupid.
Fucking cocksucker!

I take used tampons and maxi pads from female gas station restrooms. I also molested my drunk older sister one night.

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I'm.52
Nxium is high level shit tied to the Mossad and the illuminati

she's not ugly in real life. We're both mid 30s now. Mid 20s when it started.

Dubai has gotten very expensive. It used to be very reasonable to live there.

She looks like the gutter trash whore she is
You're just blinded by obsession.

Actually, no. She has a very successful career and makes lots of money. Plus, she inherited her father's business in Mumbai.

You jelly.

Hey man, I got paid better sucking dick than doing jobs that sucked dick.

Understandable. Thnx for sharing. Has she ever showed any interest in doing it again? Would you let her?

Money isnt fulfilling, user
You werent put on this earth to accumulate trinkets

I fucked an 11 year old while I was a teacher assistant

That explains why she ditched her husband and will die alone after a life of psychological loneliness

You've never had sex with another person have you?

Whores are cheap and unsatisfying
Try building up an emotional connection sometime

You know we are gonna want details

The wages of sin are death
Grow up, degenerate

Maybe there are people not interested

I want to fuck my gf's ass so badly but doesn't let me... Any advice?

I've started cheating on my fiance of 9 years because I'm being mentally abused and he hasnt fucked me in months. I wanna leave but Its not easy because he made me give up working to stay home with our 2 kids and wont teach me how to drive or watch the kids so someone can take me to practice.

What was her BFs name?

Yeah but nobody cares about them

Slowly show that you'd like to try it. Try it firstly with a finger on top of the ass hole and don't push her too much

The blackmail would have been epic.

Been there done that she allowed me 2 or 3 times in the last 4 years

>
>Been there done that she allowed me 2 or 3 times in the last 4 years
Nowadays it's a hard no

My asshole of a boss comes to work drunk, if he comes at all, rambling about ghosts haunting the one who committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

These threads are always full of these stories that's what they're here for

I both operate, and do science with the data.
Basically there is this institution and they have these projects which are created by very smart and connected people, and as i am a regular, educated employee i get to participate in development or science projects. Its like i have 3 jobs with different responsibilities and tasks, but they all relate to radioastronomy.

the thing about science is that the only requirement is that you are interested in what you are doing and that you have enough time.

if i was doing the same thing for like some telecom company i would probably make 5 times more money, is what i am trying to say.

its pretty cool being able to talk about extra-galactic sources and all this incomprehensible space stuff.
Gives a real hope for life because there is just so much stuff out there.

Gotta start very slow. When you eat her out start to lick her taint and then her asshole dont full on dive in a rim her just s couple of licks do this couple of times and move on to using you finger when shes getting closer to having an orgasm. My lady said she never try it then she began to push onto my finger and eventually she slid it inside and came. Did this a couple more times. Then as i fucked her missionsary i would rub my dick on her pussy and clit then move all the way down to her ass and slide it back up. She again pushed on my dick snd slid it in herself. This was over a 3 month period so do not rush into it or ull turn her off of it. Make sure you use a lot of lube.

Well, the story is that I was a teacher assistant. In my country there are high-schools that teach you how to be a teacher and they send you to some schools to assist to the classes and in the end you can earn your diploma and you can teach preschoolers and first to fourth grade.
I was assisting to this class and there was a girl, M for short, that always called me to help her with the work she had to do. At one point, in a lunch break she climbs on top of me, as a joke, and I start feeling my dick get hard.
The next few days she kept doing it, climbing on me, wiggling and giving me a hard time (pun intended). I took her to the bathroom at a lunch break and we played I show you mine if you show me yours. We kept doing it for a couple of days, touching ourselves and she tried giving me head, a couple of times, and a few days later of doing this, I stripped her naked and made her climb on my dick, and I fucked her.

I liked the story. Thank you user for completing it!!

Whenever I get close to there with anything fingers tongue nose or anything she get pissed and no more sex

It seems you let this go on too far. It maybe too late to get out. Should prob just keep on cheating gl

She wants to, and will get to soon. Said she also wants to bring over a guy to fuck her ass while she fucks me

Do it when she close to climax ya dingus

The fucking dream. Hopefully you get to fuck her as well.