New YLYL thread because the last one was brêddy güd
New YLYL thread because the last one was brêddy güd
Levi Wood
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Noah Morgan
Did someone say YLYL?
Jack Cruz
Isaac Myers
Isaiah Bennett
Colton Long
Charles Brooks
Carson Martin
Samuel Jackson
how.
Nicholas Wright
How? are you stupid? you get flaccid and then get hard? why does everyone ask this everytime, have you guys never tried getting your dick stuck in a bottle before?
Adrian Harris
John Peterson
Julian Jones
Lucas White
That Piano, Man
Jackson Lopez
Christian Torres
>branco
Brandon Morgan
Xavier Edwards
Fuck off, boomer. The right can't meme. This doesn't even make sense. You know antifa are anti fascist right? Should have drawn a picture of a guy with a MAGA hat then it would make sense.
Noah Morales
The fuck is a bellend?
Christian Brooks
Hudson Ross
The head of a penis.
Austin Collins
Dick tip.
Caleb Nelson
That was only true for one point in time in 2018. The average murder rate in New York is still far higher than London, and New York is one of the safest cities in your entire country while London is one of the most dangerous.
You're really cherry picking the bullshit there. How does Trump's dick taste?
Ryder Collins
What? Are you trying to emply that anything that goes on in NYC has anything to do with Trump?
The mayor of New York City is the biggest liberal fuck nut in the entire United States.
And the only reason the crime rate in NYC appears lower is because the cops aren’t allowed to arrest niggers anymore
Caleb Hall
Mmmm I can taste the salt from here. Keep going, salty boy, season my tendies with your comments.
James Peterson
>the cops aren't allowed to arrest niggers anymore
Funny story, I was in NYC about 8 months ago and witnessed a black man try to steal a womans purse. That woman was an off duty cop, who maced the guy and beat him to the ground. I sat and watched, waiting for the police to get there and arrest them. The nigger was howling in pain, as whipped niggers often do, and then the cops arrived. They took his info down (I assume), poured water over his eyes, gave him a stern talking to (again, I assume. That's what looked like was happening), and then they fucking LET HIM GO.
I havent heard about this "not allowed to arrest niggers" stuff, but I guess its true.
Cameron Thomas
They’re not. The NYPD is a complete joke now. Not because of the cops, but because the city gubbamint is overrun with socialists that won’t let them do their job
Aiden Cox
Fucking redditfag
John Lee
>checked
Austin Lopez
WTF is an 'emply'? Christ man, stay in fucking school, or pick up a fucking book every now and then.
Nolan Gomez
Bentley Russell
Wow someone is way too invested. Antifa are terrorist. The end.
Colton Thompson
You can see at the bottom where it says he had a machete, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with his sentence.
Elijah Green
>emply
It’s kimd of like imply, except that you’re a big faggot
Ayden Peterson
>And the only reason the crime rate in NYC appears lower is because the cops aren’t allowed to arrest niggers anymore
Murder rate != Arrests rate
Keep trying
Henry Campbell
Charles Jones
Asher Parker
Julian Thomas
Hey, can you fucking dont?
Joseph Martinez
Jaxon Ward
Blake Anderson
Leo Bailey
Alexander Garcia
Nicholas Robinson
Samuel Young
Nicholas James
Jog on you fucking cuck, Antifa are facist, if you don't side with them they will call you facist, nazi etc regardless of what you are, they're a bunch of fucking losers who usually get the piss beaten out of them even when they outnumber people 5 to 1.
Nolan Ross
>ylyl
>op pic
Nicholas Hill
>"Doing this one simple trick will add inches to your penis!"
Grayson James
Joshua Barnes
>New York is one of the safest cities in your entire country
>lolwut?
Eurofags shouldn't get too comfy in their current crime rates. In America, violent crime rates are more correlated with the presence of black populations than with poverty or anything else. Your governments are working overtime to make sure you have as many of these people as possible, without the comfort of being able to own your own gun.
Chase Turner
Lies, London has risen and NY has dropped yet NY still has higher murder rate, fucking lol.
Carter Scott
Liam Morris
Jaxson Morgan
Easton Reyes
Chase Richardson
Take your fucking meds kid
Matthew Rogers
Jaxson Torres
Leo Harris
You're the faggot in the loli thread, aren't you?
Ian Walker
>seconds from painless end to existence
why is he scared im fucking jelly
Aiden Kelly
Mason Gonzalez
okay that's pretty based
Jaxson Green
elii.cc(slash)aug9
Joseph James
your fucking face.
just yours tho, dickhead.
Kevin Perez
>have you guys never tried getting your dick stuck in a bottle before?
No, tbh. Also, I guess I couldn´t do it anyway, my dick is not small enough.
Jaxson Lee
Ryder Long
Kevin Butler
Noah Miller
Nolan Hernandez
>being able to own your own gun
Neither the niggers
Isaac Young
Levi Jackson
Dylan Carter
These haven't been funny for years, now, because what's funny to 10 YO retards isn't funny to anyone else.
>/thread
Xavier Cook
Thomas Williams
The nazi should be on the ground in the second one, dumbass.
Evan Fisher
Ryder Collins
Antifa claim to be antifascist, but they aren't. Ask them what they think should be done with political opposition
Sebastian Davis
Gavin Flores
This is incredibly sad, pathetic and tragic but it's definitely not funny (and it probably describes YOU perfectly. Anyway, you get 1 point for effort. Here's your participation trophy (you)
Hudson Turner
Jackson Russell
Hunter Carter
Jordan Ward
Kayden Watson
Jordan Hall
Thanks for the trophy. Appreciated.
Carter Adams
Carson Morgan
Henry Gomez
Benjamin Carter
Everyone (but you) knows that Antifa is just the thug arm of the American Communist party, which are a bunch of losers, anyway, just like you. You're stupid, ignorant, arrogant because you think you know everything and one of these days a real man is going to beat you to death with his bare hands because you're just a stupid little pussy who wants to try to look cool to everyone else when, really, nobody else gives the slightest fuck about your loser ass. And I'm not even mad, bru.
Andrew Jenkins
Evan White
Logan Gonzalez
Jonathan Bailey
What board is this?
Sebastian Hughes
Lucas Richardson
John Gonzalez
Anthony Myers
Jace Gomez
New York City is one of the safest cities in the country? Citation needed
Parker Lopez
Charles Hall
Andrew Nelson
This lamest of shit just went in my mega-cringe folder. I don't think you know what "funny" actually means.
>/thread
Carter Moore
Julian Ortiz
Nathaniel Myers
Colton Cooper
Aiden Butler
Mason Carter
Elijah Foster
Colton Powell
Adam Williams
At least the NatSoc purged degeneracy and solved social and economic problems.
Daniel Ross
they won both..communism is dead..
Lucas Campbell
Totally inaccurate. Men's porn preferences are even more bland and predicable than women's.
Aiden Thomas
jesus never commented on this shit and told people to mind their own shit.
Zachary Morgan
>you dont look like my waifu
Caleb Bennett
Nice crop
Jace Martinez
ARISE CHICKUN
Juan Robinson
both tasteless,inapropriate,
decent people condemn these actions
Gabriel Morris
alt right edgelords can't handle these trufax
Samuel Perry
Underrated
Blake Howard
Blake Perez
I think I'd rather have less mass shootings regardless of murder rate. I don't have any statistics to back this up, but I'm pretty sure most murders are the result of a direct interpersonal conflict. Most of the victims of mass shootings have probably never even met the shooter. That kind of random killing is pretty psychotic. The less bullets those nutjobs can fire per minute only increases you or your loved one's chances of survival.
Love, a logical centrist.
Isaac Carter
No he didn't tell people to "mind their own shit" fucking sperg
Gavin Carter
Where is the real estate novelist...
Christian Lee
Aww muffin, you can rim me, you hooked nose, hunch backed kike.
Asher Mitchell
Since when do poverty and minority not correlate?
Jackson Rogers
Since GINI faggot.
Elijah Butler
No, the more bullets you can fire per minute the higher the chances of your survival you utter faggot.
Parker Bennett
Corellation doesn't mean causation though. Jews are, while being a minority almost anywhere, are far from being poor in the countries they leech.
On the other side for niggers to be a majority in Africa doesn't help them much with not being poor.
Justin Lee
Kevin Williams
Grayson Kelly
>Since when do poverty and minority not correlate?
Trailer parks? If you look out the window of your trailer house I bet you see 0 minorities.
We will wait while you check.
James Cruz
China is taking over the world from you boomer faggots. Take the Chink cock with good grace you loser.
Samuel Lewis
>trailer parks
niggers get handed condos and built houses from habitat for humanity or section 8
everyone else actually pays for their shit
Kevin Gutierrez
vietnam is still a communist country you fucking retarded
Christopher James
Cut to Russia and China and Cuba and a few others.
Levi Garcia
Canadian
Jason Hall
/int/ or /pol/
Landon Cook
This is /mlp/ where are you at?
Jacob Foster
they are! at the moment they claim their utter racist bullshit is "free speech". 2nd they always get wrong, that the nazi bastards have been in charge, when they oppressed free-speech. Not tolerating nazi shit makes you an antifa, its not an organization you're going to join. if you don' t like nazis, you may only do a 360 and walk away. But they claim all people against nazis are brutal. but thats their narrativ: we need to be brutal because they are to. Thing is, the smallest amount of people against nazis is radical or considering inhuman form off treatment for people. but 100% off racists and nazis do.
James Scott
That counts as a loss though aхaхaххaхa))))
No, seriously though, at least you've won the cold war, I don't get the joke about it being a participation trophy.
Aaron Green
>They know
Asher Ramirez
A loss for the vietnamese, that is. Sorry for possible confusions due to bad grammar.
Jack Sanders
Remember when a masked man called some guy a Nazi and hit him with a bike lock? Evidently those are the good guys. Little did we know.
Parker Long
Do the glowing eyes make this pic funny? Let me know.
Jackson Green
They are a small part of the humor. In addition to the focus on the quote "You can help by expanding it." it creates a punchline of an excited Roman soldier ready to conquest. Hope that helps. Now I'm gonna go put a gun in my mouth.
Zachary Howard
Nathaniel White
Nathan Hughes
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my dick up your ass.
Lucas Nguyen
Chase Wright
Anyone here ever use updog?
Adam Perry
You should use Photoshop to make the soldier have glowing eyes. That would be hilarious!
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Up dog? What in heavens name would that be?
Eli Edwards
Never heard of that. But here's a nice track by Kasabian, if you're a fan of directiondogs.
youtube.com
Jose Baker
If you were on a bus full of faggots, would you get off?
Logan Price
Lol. For like two months only, feb and march of 2019. Year to date for 2019, NY still higher. For YE total 2018, NY higher
Isaiah Clark
Ever since their leader coder quit, their stuff has gone to shit, and so I don't use them anymore.
Angel Sullivan
Checkened.
Evan Sullivan
YES. MAOR ROME POSTING
Jayden Peterson
David Torres
fake and gay but lost
Justin Lewis
you'd think a woman would be repelled by that opinion. Now I know better.
Chase Murphy
Is that Rihanna
William Jackson
I remember this story from Scary Stories as a kid. Spooked me.
Camden Adams
I’d light some seats on fire
Josiah Harris
Only when I jack
Austin Ross
Double dubs on a dad joke. Premium content in this here ylyl.
Owen Nguyen
I'd get off as close to my home as possible and grab as much faggots with me as I could. Hey, it's free brushwood!
David Garcia
Actually
Noah Richardson
Ok, so if you were in class and a gay guy passed you a note, would you read it? Or would you tear it up?
Ian Harris
They can call themselves antifascist all they want. In truth they're just anti honkie.
Asher Gutierrez
Is this that song about pianos by Billy Joel?
Anthony Hall
lol
Daniel Taylor
But it is. Farage is a cunt
Joshua Morris
Cooper Allen
Sure thing Hanz
Nathaniel Campbell
woop woop
Gavin Morris
Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?
Austin Walker
Underrated post
Samuel Baker
I like you.
Samuel Foster
Eva notty?
Jose Gutierrez
>I can’t be the only one in this situation that uses reddit
Noah Lopez
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Nice B8 M8
Jordan Gutierrez
i was thinking the same thing
Thomas Allen
Oliver Sanders
All cyclists are homosexuals. Why do homosexuals refuse to use cars?
Jacob Jackson
Billy Joel fucking sucks fat cock and his music is shit tier.
Alexander Sullivan
Did your dad never teach you how to bike or something? It's not hard m8
John Gonzalez
I bike because am fit, and gas is expensive
Aiden Lopez
Nigger. Are you retarded?
Christopher Watson
Idgaf about the environment
Jackson Bell
And also I suck dick
Robert Wilson
Yes I rode my bike when I was 10 on the pavement to my friends house. If you look at anyone riding a bike on the road, you can tell they are a homosexual.
Joseph Hughes
But are you also a homosexual?
Austin Torres
No you don't
Jose Davis
It's not like he left a whole book of what you should and shouldn't do
Kayden Adams
Yes
Julian Collins
Well ain't funny that Hitler's Nazi party was actually a left-leaning party. Hitler wished to enter Germany's socialist party, but was rejected.
Antifa is fighting against "fascism" with using the same fascist tactics as what Hitler's reign used; Propaganda, violence and arson.
Ethan Phillips
Cameron Reyes
Lol nope got cucked by rice farmers
Samuel Roberts
More dubs! You're on fire today, Dad.
And I'd read the note. Why are you so afraid of gay people dad?
Chase Gomez
Jesus didn't condemn a lot of things retard. because there were already multiple books on this shit before. Besides the image was a joke anyways sperg
Aiden Gonzalez
both genders have been fucked by the modern world get off your high horse and do something about it.
Isaiah Torres
Julian Green
Angel Sanchez
Jeremiah Stewart
Lucas Wood
>Being this mommy's basement
Isaac Jenkins
You know mr Rogers was an SF sniper in nam and had tattoos all over his body
Nathan Turner
>(((You)))
Kayden Reyes
Tell the class who you're voting for. The DNC is handing Trump a second term on a silver platter, I dare you to prove me wrong.
Right now your presidential candidate frontrunners are Biden and Sanders. I can't wait for the left to put forward a rich old white man as a presidential candidate after 4 years of calling them the enemy. Itll almost be as good as how 2016 shook out.
Jackson Stewart
Yeah, you can't just throw a milkshake, that's icessault!
Jordan Davis
Lost
Jason Butler
Yeah, fit for COCK IN YER ASS, FLAME ON GAYFER
Owen Edwards
God I can relate so fucking much. There is a fucking plague of them in Seattle.
Carter Turner
>OMG we're so Le opressed it's litterally as bad as living under Nazi rule!
Lol and this from the people that whine how "you just can't say/do anything these days without being called a nazi!"
Stupid hypocrite snowflake.
David Anderson
Nice bait fag
Aaron Russell
SEETHING
Eli Martinez
b slow today
Nathan Hall
Bentley Hernandez
A friend of mine has send me that from Canada. Wanted to share with you.
Carson Wright
still won, stay mad kid.
Jonathan Ortiz
No uncle Phil!
Cooper Jenkins
DJ jazzy Jeff has gone up in the world...still cant escape his past. The more things change the more they stay the same.
Aaron Ramirez
>Love, a fucking retard
Ftfy
Lucas Brown
Ethan Turner
I can tell by your shitty grammar and syntax that you're an absolute moron. That's not even taking into account your laughably retarded reasoning.
Mason Baker
Someone's clearly never heard Uptown Girl
Ian Kelly
Kind of ironic that this is a meme that the left stole because they in fact cannot meme.
Angel Wright
that's pretty cool. you can tell him user sent his regards
Matthew Jones
Too edgy for me,nigger
Chase Reed
In ancient rome, homosexuality was completely acceptable, you ignorant ameritard
en.wikipedia.org
Cameron Barnes
Bro I’m from Long Island, I’ve heard every stupid Billy Jew song in existence like 6 gorillian times
Josiah Bailey
Eli Allen
Oliver King
The real estate novelist could be Nancy Pelosi.
Logan Carter
Nicholas Taylor
>Minding my own business
Found the manlet
Elijah Hughes
Well done
Tyler Bell
lost at the fucking accurate description lmfao
Aiden Reyes
Waste of quads, neck yourself plz
David Scott
no u
Sebastian Taylor
I will say when I see some under 5 foot flat chested girl with a 6’4+ dude it does seem creepy
Dylan White
Samuel Jackson
Daniel Gomez
Isaac Flores
Samuel White
Really? A fucking 9gag repost?! Cut off your balls with a nailcutter.
Brody Roberts
Adrian Roberts
This is wrong. It was antifa back then too. Learn history numbnuts.
Communists will get the rope. Keep pushing
Luke Murphy
Grayson Myers
maricón
Jaxon Edwards
Bensonhurst here. Was being sarcastic. Joel sucks.
Easton Perry
that was two months of one year, boomer
Ethan Rogers
Isaiah Smith
Blake Wilson
i had to give it up for this one
David Jenkins
Cállate aweonao virgen.
Eli Gutierrez
>Hey, can you fucking dont?
>can you fucking dont?
>you fucking dont?
Nigga...
Luke Williams
Kek lost
Dylan James
Owen Turner
She's actually sucking his dick.
James Torres
its a fucking joke. turbo sperggery at its finest
Carson Carter
I didn't create the fucking concept, queer! Whom ever posted this did, at least for me. Ralph exists as a fucking stick figure who's only a shitty god damn stick figure which exists in this idiot .jpg
Landon Fisher
Kek
Cameron Diaz
Ryder Brooks
Also, the article on the left is a report.
The one on the right is an op-ed.
It wouldn't be right for them to share their opinion on the mosque arrest- even if he wasn't wielding a machete.
Luke Gutierrez
bitch, if she doesnt have a metal hard skin, monotone voice and wants to make tests with me im not popping a boner for her
Gabriel Diaz
TOP KEK
Henry Stewart
yup, being white's a hate crime now
Juan Baker
Repeat after me
>I am
>Sofa
>King
>Dumb
Luke Brown
Camden Williams
Joseph White
He hated war as only a soldier could
Jeremiah Ward
>soviets won the cold war
Mason Long
nothing happen'd you friggin imbecile
Alexander Baker
Kevin Collins
awful nigger art
Jaxon Baker
Go live in rome
Kevin Price
Austin Fisher
Rome was a giant empire that existed for centuries. Don’t generalize like a retard.
Jose Moore
How does Boris dick taste?
Jaxon Sanders
When you start drinking your own Kool-aid...
Brayden Butler
Justin Sullivan
Eli Wood
Under appreciated kek
Julian Myers
Jaxson Price
Jaxon Scott
Carson Campbell
What's her name? Where can I find more?
Cooper Hughes
Joshua Morgan
Jose Long
In the internet
Bentley King
Easton Lewis
I don't get it. Is Trump a leashed bitch? Or is Trump controlling the other guy by having pence sneakily tie his hands?
Hunter Diaz
hur hhuur hrurr so edge kekKEKEKkkekKEK
the humor here is so predictable and cringe worthy
Andrew Hill
Sebastian Walker
You had one job
Aiden Reyes
Who this and any archive? Asking for a friend
Parker Gomez
Who is this and any mega of this chick? Asking for research purposes
Robert Sanchez
>her
Joseph Miller
So where exactly is the “upgrade” Button on my keyboard?