G'morning user

g'morning user
hope you slept well
tell me why will you not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I don't want my daughter to grow up without a dad. I figure a sad, regret filled loser dad that loves her and cares about her is better than no dad at all. Or maybe I should go ahead and kill myself. Maybe I'm ruining her life by being around.

good reason.

Im a happy person, why should i kill myself?

Pretty much the only reason I havent done myself in yet

Because I have a great life and great friends, and that psycho bitch is not going to ruin me.

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90 percent of being a dad is just showing up

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I'll be damned if I an hero before I finish Golden Wind.

order dirty dix gave u
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IT WAS ROBOBABE


I HOPE U GET A NO HERO TOO SITUATION

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My wife's pussy is bomb asf, her head game is always on point.

No need for suicide when ya almost die daily from the nutz I bust.

I think I'm in love triangle. That's exciting.
I'm with someone who I'm content with, but there's a friend of mine who's she's starting to show her interest in me.

I was a virgin for a long time and dateless throughout high school. I never thought this would ever be a situation I'd find myself in.

I have genuinely no reason not to.

Met a new coworker today and she said we're going to be best buddies. Feels good man.

That's awesome, dude

Give her to me, user. She can trade her dad for a daddy.

Because I don't know what happens next, most beliefs say don't do it or you're punished, so better luck not doing it.

Because I'm happy.

Cuz I'm gonna change the world

You don’t need to be sad to kill yourself. Remember Robin Williams?

To be honest user, it’s my wife and our future baby.

I hate my job, I have fear of being a failure, even when I have paid time off I come back to more work to make up for my vacation.

I hate it.

But I can’t do it because I don’t want to be selfish and I can’t do that to my wife. I love her so damn much and I can only try to focus on the good.

One foot in front of the other. It will get better user.

Sounds like you’re cucking yourself. Remember me when you become a workaholic to support your wife and kid while she fucks your boss behind your back.

Be a good dad and post her tits
>assuming 18+

The other 10% is money

Friendzoned already

Wife, family. Only reason I stay is them. Otherwise, I have nothing holding me here.

My family is down to 3 people plus my wife. Not much left. The rest have passed away

At least he made us laugh that he was finally dead and we didn't have to listen to shitty humor anymore

>I never thought this would ever be a situation I'd find myself in.
Dear Penthouse letters, kek

If I didnt show up for work the overnight guy would have had to stay

The most compelling reason in this thread.

Hes a good guy so I don't want to fuck him over.

Does not matter. I'm looking forward to goof around with her, hes pretty chill.

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>he’s.

No one else is willing to work night shifts at my current job.

alright calm down faggot

because then I woudent have anything to do tomarrow

So the only reason youre alive is so you can make money for your boss? Nice.

Life isnt that bad yet. It's getting there though.

simple typo, pardon me
she is*

Be proactive than reactive. Kill yourself while you’re up.

Not this time Satan.

Totally not a Freudian slip.

Nice edge you middle schooler

I think it is because my life fucking rocks.

Now that's a good dad.

enlighten us

I've been proactive. It has not helped. Nothing has helped

I meant with suicide.

because my mum and sister have already had to deal with a family suicide and i just cant bring myself to put them through that again. hoping i just get hit by a truck or something

Oh boyy this thread again, go fuck yourself summer child

Ah nah as I said at the moment I'd rather live

i wan 2 live

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