>be me
>right now
>reach for cum socks under the bed
>pornhub.exe
>realize they are suspiciously clean
>sniff.mp3
>they are just out of washer
>even one is in another like I do
>panic.exe
>remember my mom changed linens
>she saw
>she just placed a new one
>she knows
>mfw
H-how long did she knew? Should I run from home? What do b/ros?
Blame it on your dog
Dude just fucking live with it and play dumb. You came out of her pussy and obviously got pounded by your dad. She probably knows about your dads porn stash. She has wiped your butthole and everything else. Just consider it a favor and consider yourself happy that your mongoloid ass doesn't have to worry about doing your own fucking laundry or changing your sheets.
nah blame it on the goose
Either way, if you've been coming into the same socks, you have uti
Every parent know, their son is gonna play with dick someday... What they are afraid of, is that they'll get hold of porn or jerk off with full knowledge of it.
Don't mention it, unless asked... If asked, say that your wake up with liquid in your pants, you were embarrassed so you kept using the socks as a dick diaper every day.
What the fuck is wrong with you ?
Use paper towels and throw them in the toilet when you're done. What the fuck you're all disgusting. I hope you get dickrot and it falls off
disgusting fucking creep
Paper towels are so wasteful use a fabric towel instead
nigga just use your toes to wipe the cum off
>paper towels
>in the toilet
Just use toilet paper if you're throwing it in the toilet you fucking mongoloid. Do you enjoy clogged toilets?
I'd wager she sniffed them after the discovery
u know, u can clean up with 1 sheet, not an entire roll
Is your mom pretty?
You know, you're not supposed to put paper towels in the fucking toilet nigger
Stop being beta male
They don't dissolve properly and as fast so they can easily trap hair and stuff. It's just in general not good when there's better alternatives. Plus mummy gives extra gbp's when I'm a big boy who doesn't leave cum rags.
not a whole fucking roll, u fuck
cellulose doesnt dissolve at all. Toilet paper is paper too
Anything that you put in the toilet needs to be septic safe. Kitchen paper towels are not septic tank safe.
You have never owned your own home, have you?
>I have never shat in a toilet, much less seen one
Stupid shitskin
relax, it's not a secret. seriously.
no, ive never lived in a 3rd world country without sewer system
yeah, again - learn what sewers r
Your mom has probably swallowed more cum than you have ever squirted into that sock, so don't worry about it. Our little baby's all growns up!
>I do not understand that I must be able to flush the toilet in order for the sewage to reach the sewer
You're fucking retarded, europoor
Thats clearly not what I asked. Your stupidity is at a level that I have never seen before.
again - we, the members of modern civilization, understand u can clean yourself up with 1 paper towel sheet, not an entire roll and our pipes r wider than a paper towel sheet
Are you actually this fucking retarded or are you pretending? Faggot
and u still cant understand we can connect houses with sewers. Kys, stupid nigger
>tell a faggot what sewer system is
>his mind is blown, as if that technology is magic
go eat washing powder
>modern civilization
>Europoor
pick one nigger
>mind is blown
Who said that? You're one presumptuous dumb faggot aren't you?
Are you ever going to answer my question?
jokes on u - Europe picked both and u picked cotton
>implying this faggot isn't already struggling to understand the conversation without a translator
Wouldn't hold my breath user
u clearly cant understand it
u said it when u foamed all over your fucking mouth, when u heard houses have plumbing
Good projection there shitskin, you're doing terrific
Excellent comeback you failed abortion. You're the fucking retard that doesn't see why paper towels are bad for plumbing.
Yeah. You're right.
Sure is samefag in here, sage
only projection here is your projectile shitting
for YOUR plumbing. U were to be a stain in the paper towel, now u r a stain on society. If only your shitland knew how to design sewers and how to use paper towels
>u were to be a stain in the paper towel
>now u r a stain on society
>what is projecting?
Okay faggot, what's my shitland? You seem awfully upset over being this wrong
your shitland is fucking terrible. Go chug curry
>confirmed for pajeet
Fuck you nigger you don't even have toilets
>India will never be a superpower
>gets called an indian
>says the person calling them indian admittet they r a indian
do u work in cinema, cuz u r projecting like a motherfucker
Definitely not Indian, street shitter, but try again
Also what the actual fuck were you even trying to say there? Sperging out because you're too retarded to continue the argument? Faggot.
repression and denial
just admit it went over your head, cuz u r a fucking brainlet
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
There it is. Seething mad shitskin.
this isnt even addressing what i wrote, so u lose. Stay in asspain
If only your stupid nigger self understood what "irony" meant. You've spent half the fucking thread ignoring arguments against yours because you're actually this retarded
>stay in asspain
lol go to bed Raj
>they're still going to argue
with your mom
u can go sleep on 1 of your shit-covered streets
jokes on u - u werent pretending to be retarded. U were trying to pretend u r not and it failed
HAHAHAHAHA STAY MAD POO IN LOO
HE ACTUALLY PULLED OUT A UR MOM JOKE XDDDDDD
kill yourself fucking faggot
>instead
>meaning in the amounts of toilet paper ud use otherwise
Reference your own post here Your dad should have pushed your pregnant mother down the stairs you goddamn retard
u cant even pull your pants down before shitting, so stay mad
this
Your desperate attempts at comebacks are hilarious. Keep entertaining me you useless subhuman faggot.
>the absolute state of Indian bants
pajeetfags seething, cannot get over poo
your dad did push yours off and look how u turned out. Kys, coprophag
Coprophag? You don't even know the words you're trying to use now, Pajeet. Just kill yourself.
OP your only hope now is to run off and join the circus but pay mind to the rape goblin that works the popcorn machine
u can stop projecting. Uve covered your walls in shit completely now, now u r just fountain-shitting in your own mouth
Why are you so obsessed with poo? Is that an Indian cultural thing?
u tell me, Mr. projector
I'm not Indian so I couldn't tell you, Raj. Thanks for keeping me entertained for the last hour or so, your bants are glorious. May your toilet always flush even with paper towels in it and many beautiful women have sex with you
U
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D
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RATED.
yes. Yes, u r indian. And mad. This whole thread u couldnt stop yourself from showing off your shit power level and projecting it all over the place
You pajeets are almost fucking worse than the pakis and I cannot wait for the two of you to nuke each other out of existence.
Did you write this to be in a Wave Titan video?
>you clearly cannot read
look at this race traitor. How long have u been trans-white?
I was born white, nigger. Why are you LARPing as a non-shitskin when you've been mentioning nothing but shit?
Wash the shit you cum in
these digits tell no lies
no, u were born an indian. On the streets. Covered in shit. And left there to feed off of cow shit. Never to be gifted the miracle of modern plumbing
>maybe if I keep saying user was Indian, I'll become white!
I clearly speak English as a first language, something you clearly do not. You won't stop fucking talking about shit, since you clearly step in it daily. Face it pajeet, you'll N E V E R be white.
Trust me, I'd be just as seething mad as you had I been born in whatever third world shithole you're stinking up.
Blame it on your dad
no, u clearly speak pajeet as 1st language. Why r u talking bout shit so much? On a scale of 11-14, how mad r u right now? Is your family proud u wanna become white, or r they mad u wanna eat cows, not just fuck them?
I have never seen such an acute case of denial in my life, take this user to the psych ward STAT
Actual truth
no wonder u havent seen it - u have no mirrors in pajeetistan. Poor, repressed, projecting pajeet with diarrhoea
u can thank your wrangler for posing for your picture, pajeet
So where's yours? Oh wait you're either a nigger or a sand nigger so you can't say the same
the picture isnt fake, its just not him in the picture
>if your home relies on a septic tank
That's the part the samefagging potato cannot understand
Too much samefag
Sage goes in all fields desu
stay mad, pajeet. Go have a shit sandwich - u r not yourself when hungy. Or a creamy shit log bar
You're still not white.
DID SOMEBODY SAY LOGS
pajeet did. Teach him all about sewer system
stinky
Stop wanking in your fucking socks, you amerimutt triple entende nigga!
no, u still wont be
Ask if she wants a taste of your potent man-batter.
You can't flush paper towels cunt
Nice greentext, this one goes to my Good Greentexts folder my dude
Chek
Paper towels are made to stay in one piece when wet, so you can wipe without it breaking down.
Toilet paper is made to fall appart easily when wet, so it quickly becomes small pieces after you flush.
That's why paper towels clog your toilets and TP doesn't. What kind of faggot doesn't know about that