>be me >6/10 introvert virgin >in stacy's dept celebrating birthday party >i was the only boy there with other 4 chicks >sexual tension in the air >many of the girls there got drunk >some girl asks "user are you a virgin?" >"yeah lol why?" >"you want us to fuck you?" >"u serious?" >every girl there says "yeah, yeah" >holyfuck.mp4 >mfw my first time could be a harem, >stacy get close to my pants and takes it off >my 10 cm long dick appears >silence >... >everyone start laughting >stacy says "i think u should put your pants on, user" >put my pants on and inmediately came back to my house
I got severely humilliated by these thots Yea Forumsros, i really considering doing an penis enlargement but i have heard that i could go terribly wrong, so what are your toughts, anons?
Instead of letting some jew take the snippy snippies to your schlong id probably recommend getting in shape first. A lot of people have fat that encases the dick and makes it shorter. Imagine, if you will, and obelisk. Now imagine the same obelisk under 30 ft of snow. Burn the snow my dude. Once the snow is gone the obelisk will stand tall and the soil underneath will bask in the radiation of the sun our god and grow fertile. Glorious is the garden of mankind when properly sheared!
Hudson Flores
Pic?
Also, since you got nothing else going on, try getting into jelqing and maybe by a penis stretcher. Seen mixed results but worth a shot
Gavin Peterson
Penis enlargement doesn't work, maybe try to develop a humiliation fetish.
Jonathan Bell
this. it's the only hope for us less privileged guys.
Robert Evans
this is so inspiring, thanks user. i will become /fit/
i know right? but it is totally true. im still wishing to have not gone there
Kayden Kelly
ofc it's true, this is Yea Forums. why would people write lies here?
Jason Fisher
i meant the offer was too good to be true
Josiah Lopez
4 inches is small, but it isn't small enough for an adult to laugh at you. Gonna make a safe bet that you're a kid and those girls are kids too. Don't worry about it. When you're 20+ no one is going to give a fuck about your penis size as long as it's functional, and 4 inches is enough to get the job done.
If they weren't children, then you probably dodged a bullet. They sound like dumb little cunts.
Robert Flores
Nah. Just keep what you've got, you're fine. Only kids are gonna give you shit for being on the smaller side. 10cm is enough to fuck.
You can get back at those girls by just calling out their own flaws. Society is a lot more judgmental of a girls flaws than a mans penis size.
Jack Young
This is bullshit. 4 inches is way too small. I don't believe OPs story but 4" dick would definitely get laughed at in that situation.
Carson Reyes
Fake and gay Like op ever went to a party with real grills
Matthew Myers
you spend too much time on 4chin
Julian White
>this.
Once you are a grownup op u will realise that real ppl don’t actually give a fuck about dick size unless u make it an issue. I’ve been sporting a 5 incher all my life and that little bastard has had plenty of repeat business.
Adrian Robinson
Most cocks are about the same size when erect and fall within the standard statistical bell curve model. Obviously u have the microcock and th massive elephantine donkey cocks but they are outliers, not the average. TLDR most cocks are about the same when they are erect. If it’s curved it’s cos u jerkoff too much.
Charles King
I got my dick stuck in it
Henry Robinson
How can you be a 6/10 with such a gay European dick?
Cameron Scott
they would not have laughed at a 10cm dick if they're already drunk and horny > inb4 i know from experience
Carter Gomez
What did u do as this chick start approaching you? Did u just spaghetti? Did u try to act cool? Did u goober and say something retard? There’s a reason she pantsed u op and it wasn’t sexual, it was for the sheer pleasure of seeing u be humiliated. This is because u were socially innapropriate beforehand. You are an autistic sperg and hopefully won’t reproduce. Please don’t shoot up a school or anything.
Wyatt Hernandez
What a totally plausible story
Charles Diaz
Were you bein an insufferable cunt to everyone before this happened op?