Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

are you gay?

why aren’t you going out and fucking some whore right now. It isnt difficult

No. Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.

>why aren’t you going out and fucking some whore right now.

It's 10 in the morning.

>It isnt difficult

It is.

oh...

aren't whores open 24/7?

You must be autistic

You can't inb4 you fucking faggot. Lurk moar

The thot union doesn't allow that.

Duh.

how often do you fap?

Few times a week.

Why don’t you get better at talking to people and leave your basement every once in a while

I was never a complete basement dweller.

so, are you ready to remain virgin for the rest of your life?

Aren't you satisfied with your wizard powers?

I am ready to use my steadily increasing wizard powers to dominate the world.

sure, user

No. I was always quite active and really like the outdoors. The basement always was in my mind though.

Holy Kek I relate to that 17 year old one so hard

so... did you went to your promo?

OP here. Didn't go to my prom because I didn't manage to score a date.

how was the relationship with your mother? do you have sister(s)?

>how was the relationship with your mother?

My mother was very supportive without being controlling or smothering. Didn't have a close relationship with her though (since I didn't have close relationship with anybody)

>do you have sister(s)?

I have a younger sister.

Haha, I turn 20 in 2 months. Wish me luck boys

Bro that's two months of no-fap if you start right now. I guarantee you, that you will lose your virginity if you pull through.

good luck boy

any history of mental illness or incapacity?

abusive mother?

failed relationship between your mom and dad?

any significant event in your life that had a massive impact?

any failed attempts at love?

harassed by a girl at a young age?

anything in your body that you are ashamed of if a girl finds out?

Truth is: it doesn't matter. Everyone has their story OP. Don't let your story go to grave with you. Do something about it.

my boyfriend was 20 when we first started dating. He had never been in a prior relationship. There’s hope yet, user

>any history of mental illness or incapacity?

Depression.

>abusive mother?

No.

>failed relationship between your mom and dad?

My parent's separated when I was 20 and had already moved out.

>any significant event in your life that had a massive impact?

No.

>any failed attempts at love?

Many.

>harassed by a girl at a young age?

No.

>anything in your body that you are ashamed of if a girl finds out?

No.

hey, what about threesomes? u can look for a guy who is into that.
let him do the talking and arrangements, you just have to show up and get your dick in!

I'm autistic, lost mine at 22, been with over 40 women since. What's your real excuse?

No..

Devirgined at 11 by a mature bbw whom my parents just left me with when they worked out of town. Sat on the edge of bathtub and just pulled me into her loose womanhood like I was a tiny dildo. Beyond those times, first real fuck was at 20, with my now wife of 15 years. Third partner was with a girl we shared (she is bi).

How?

lucky bastard, i hope you die

Use your autism powers to research how to get laid.

From men who get laid, definitely not advice from women.

Can you give me some advice?

haven't had a sex partner since 23, i'm 29 now. I already accepted my fate to die alone. Do i still have any chance to become a wizard?

Lift, achieve slightly above normal weight (preferably muscle), socialize more, be more aggressive with women, use online apps with good pictures and a short, maybe witty, direct bio for what you're looking for. In conversations, give her the opportunity for plausible deniability with regards to sex.

hell no, gtfo peasant!

lol, you never saw any of the previous post right?

No one wants to admit why they can't get laid to online strangers. Can't help you if you can't help yourself by at least being self-aware.

>Lift, achieve slightly above normal weight (preferably muscle)

I'm going to the gym regularly in addition to lots of rock climbing. But I suck at putting on muscle and have essentially plateau'd on all my exercises.

>be more aggressive with women

What does that mean?

>use online apps with good pictures and a short, maybe witty, direct bio for what you're looking for.

I've been using Tinder for almost five years with very limited success. Problem is: I'm neither eloquent, nor witty.

>In conversations, give her the opportunity for plausible deniability with regards to sex.

What does that mean?

Show a pic of ur disgusting appearance

fk off casual, im a straight dryspell from birth im 28. i will cast a spell on my birthday in 2 years in memory your virginity. and no i cant cast a spell to restore it or get me laid

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Ever thought about a life of crime?

OP here. I am not self-aware. This part of the whole problem. I don't know how people perceive me.

Nothing disgusting about me.

>I'm going to the gym regularly in addition to lots of rock climbing. But I suck at putting on muscle and have essentially plateau'd on all my exercises.

Good. Eat more, improve sleep quality.

> On aggression
Women will, early into a conversation, test your ability to be controlled by her bullshit. It's subtle, most guys miss it. Learn how to spot shit tests. Test her back. Put social pressure on her. Keep it fun.

> Tinder
It's a numbers game. Highlight your strengths, show some rock climbing pics, you outside doing stuff, being around people. None of your pictures should display you being weak.

> Plausible Deniability
Research the saying: "Would you like to come up and see my etchings?"

Would you consider a life of crime?

I had a tough time with self-awareness too. I view it as a mental blindspot, so I work to see around it. Though, I question if it truly existed. Work on undoing what you're not, alleviating suffering when it arises, and focus outward instead of inward and through. The Stoics and the Buddhists figured it out.

I don't recommend a life of crime.

>Good. Eat more, improve sleep quality.

I consume around 2500-2750 cal / day which is over my TDEE. But I only get fat.

Try to sleep 8-9h a night.

>Women will, early into a conversation, test your ability to be controlled by her bullshit. It's subtle, most guys miss it. Learn how to spot shit tests. Test her back. Put social pressure on her. Keep it fun.

I've never noticed any of that. Do you have an example.

>Highlight your strengths

I'm honestly not sure I have any.

>show some rock climbing pics, you outside doing stuff, being around people

I have some rock climbing pics in my bio. However, those are nothing special or in any way impressive.

Tinder is garbage though. I'd rather approach girls irl. Try something like meetup.com and just go to random meetups like hiking and start talking to whatever half-decent looking female you find.

Now if you wanna get good at attraction, you have to read some solid books. And there are quiet a few of them. The ones in my library are :
-The natural (how to effectively attract the woman you want)
- The Hookup Handbook
- The dating playbook for men, and
- As you ARE by nick sparks

It's a good place to start. Maybe watch some simplepickup videos on youtube if you wanna learn cold approach.

>I consume around 2500-2750 cal / day which is over my TDEE. But I only get fat.

1 to 1.2 grams of protein per lb of lean body mass (total body mass minus body fat. There are calculators for this.)

> Shit tests
Ask yourself why women tease. They're gauging a reaction. If you react poorly, you're not right for her. Most women speak emotionally. Autism impairs that obviously, but practice being emotionally expressive without resorting to your dominant mode of logical straight talk; there is a time and place for that, but not when talking to women.

>No strengths
Do you deserve to get laid?

>I have some rock climbing pics in my bio. However, those are nothing special or in any way impressive.

Not impressive to you, but maybe she will be. A lot of meat-market dating apps like Tinder are based on raw attraction to health signals more than effort.

>Tinder is garbage though. I'd rather approach girls irl.

The good thing about Tinder and other dating platforms is that you at least know that women would be okay with being approached.

>Try something like meetup.com and just go to random meetups like hiking and start talking to whatever half-decent looking female you find.

I am in several climbing groups / clubs. And I try to start conversation with girls there. However, most of them seem to be annoyed by that and just want to end it is quickly as possible.

>Still no pic

>And I try to start conversation with girls there. However, most of them seem to be annoyed by that and just want to end it is quickly as possible.

Give an example of how you approach and what you say.

>1 to 1.2 grams of protein per lb of lean body mass (total body mass minus body fat. There are calculators for this.)

I'm above that.

>Ask yourself why women tease.

Do they? Never noticed that in conversation.

>Do you deserve to get laid?

Nobody does. It is not a right or something.

yeah because you got no game. You're not smooth, probably nervous as fuck. You're making them uncomfortable.

Read those books I told you about. Invest the time and the little bit of money, it's worth not dying a virgin.

Here's my body. Maybe above average, but not outstanding. Face will be the same.

I usually try to start conversation talking about something climbing related. Routes, betas etc. And from that, I try to ask her more about herself, her interests etc.

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>I'm above that.
Reduce your carbs, improve nutrient density.

>Nobody does. It is not a right or something.
Build your confidence. That's like saying you don't deserve to breathe or eat. All of your ancestors got it in, and you're the only one who doesn't deserve a chance?

>You're not smooth, probably nervous as fuck.

True. I'm neither smooth, nor eloquent. Nervousness is not large factor here. I'm also not smooth on Tinder where I have all the time in the world.

And you've never accidentally gotten the opportunity to fuck?

No.

Does that happened to people?

Vocaroo you doing an approach or pickup line to an imaginary girl. Must be more than two words.

Assuming you're not a narcissistic faggot seeking validation for his body, you have the body of a guy who would, at least in a few situations, had women making it very easy for you.

what, like falling dick-first out of an airplane into an open vagina in the sea?

Also, write a short paragraph of how you think someone has sex from two strangers to the beginning of penetration.

Like you're out at a bar, or around town, and a woman starts complementing you and touches you.

but you have to be out there in the first place. OP sit just sits home and masturbates to his terabytes of porn.

I cannot role play or pretend. It completely blocks me. I had to do it for a course in university and it was the hardest thing I ever had to do.

Beats me.

(1) Start of conversation
(2) ???
(3) Sex

I knew a guy like him who eventually got laid. He had to get over himself and realize men do almost all of the work. Same goes for OP.

I'm certainly a faggot, but I never had any clear interest from a woman. Might be that women in the same room where open to having sex with me but didn't communicate that. If that's what you mean by making it easy.

OP here. Never happened. And I spend lots of time in bars.

> saving porn

Ask a male you trust what you could do differently to get laid.

Then you don't know what you're doing in the bar either. You got a lot of learning to do.

are you a wizard, what powers have you gained?

I don't have friends.

Getting drunk, chatting up girls.

I can shoot fireballs from my dick.

How often do you fap
Have you try flashlight or other toys

do you like sucking dick?

>How often do you fap

Few times a week.

>Have you try flashlight or other toys

No.

the HOLIEST OF PENTAGETS

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I was at a girls house alone with her once. we sang a duet from sound of music. I could have gotten laid probably, but I was an autist who didnt think anyone could like me
it feels bad man

Its coming up pretty soon my wizard powers at full force. I started to working out at beginning of the month already lost 6 pounds 22 more to go for muh goal. But i'm a recluse with no friends, no money so I don't think in less than months time I can stop it.

OP here. You fucking idiot.

I’m actually a 40 year old virgin. I had plenty of chances to get a root but just never bothered. Now it’s such a tiny part of my life that I don’t even think about it anymore. All other parts of my life work in perfect harmony family , work, friends, health, money. I feel like I have missed nothing. Is there something wrong with me?

i know, and she was a cutie too

I would love to have opportunities like this.

since im out of highschool and not social, i dont know how to do this, but if you become good freinds with a girl and they dont think you are ugly, they will like you.

see, the friend zone is just "im not attracted to you" so befriend a girl with low enough standards and you're in her pants

are you a wizard harry?

OP here. I've studied in a field which was 60-70% female. So I usually hung around with females. I don't think any of them was into me.

did you ask any out? or just assuming?

There were a few on which I had a crush on. I asked them out for drinks or activities. They usually assumed it was group activity and when I made clear it would just be us two, they tried to pull out.

oof

F

Well, shit happens. I actually didn't mind if they told me directly that they were not interested in dating me. What hurt more was if they suddenly got sick ( had another emergency or simply invited their friends.

trust me, we know the feel :/

See you done went and jumed into all the same regular traps and thought cycles that keep you absolutely nowhere.

Just be honest and start out by saying you are a virgin and you are lonely, and you are not a bad person and that you think you would make a good companion or lover.

Show a pic that is honest, but not cringey, maybe show it to a female shop clerk or some shit for advice on if it's a good pic for a dating profile.

Don't be too fussy, take girls with problems, as it's obvious you must have plenty.

Get girls to empathise with how fucking sad you are, and really go for that pity fuck.

>Just be honest and start out by saying you are a virgin and you are lonely, and you are not a bad person and that you think you would make a good companion or lover.

>Get girls to empathise with how fucking sad you are, and really go for that pity fuck.

Is the pity fuck really something that exists? Or is it something which virgins tell each other to keep their hopes up?

both

>Just be honest and start out by saying you are a virgin and you are lonely, and you are not a bad person and that you think you would make a good companion or lover.

If I'm honest, I would skip the second part.

Obviously, but you want to make a woman feel safe, and empathetic, not creeped out and disgusted.

this will blow your mind, but there are women out there who are 30 year old virgins as well. Even women who have all or some of the problems you have.

Oh forgot, you will need to branch out further, Tinder is for trendy fuckable people. Don't get ripped off by expensive dating agencies, but try some other tactics.

>this will blow your mind, but there are women out there who are 30 year old virgins as well. Even women who have all or some of the problems you have.

Where do you find them?

Well a good place to start might be craigslist, you can't post for fucks there anymore, but you can post for friendships and companionship. You can say that you are looking for women to hang out with with a possible view to a relationship etc.

There is usually some weird chick there looking for friendship.

Other anons can probably give you better advice on where to look.

there is also the glaringly obvious, facebook groups etc.

Better still is IRL. Libraries, social group gatherings, speed dating at pubs, chess clubs, yoga, etc etc.

>Better still is IRL. Libraries, social group gatherings, speed dating at pubs, chess clubs, yoga, etc etc.

I've did some power yoga courses to increase flexibility. All the women there were fucking hot. I don't really have any nerd hobbies.

bump

Post your mug so we can give you tips.

Nice bait