Be me 27

So just fucking leak it somewhere other than b, where no one will know.

Plausible deniability is going to be the ticket here.

Say he was hacked, say he left his comp open.

>What do you think Yea Forums? I wanna tell this girl that my computer was hacked and that she got doxed. I want to tell her that her nudes are out so she freaks the fuck out. I’m not gonna do it, but I want to hurt her for leaving me when I was down. Is that petty of me? Is it evil Yea Forums?

Let it go. Take the higher road. What she did was shitty, it's not a reflection of being a women or some such bullshit, she just acted shitty and that means she's a shitty person. What this showed you is that she was bad for you, and maybe in retrospect you'll realize some day that she was bad in other ways. You're better off without her, just move on, stop caring, you've got a new job, you'll get a better woman soon, your life will be great and meanwhile, her life... well, who fucking cares?

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Guess which part we are at?

Nah I hear you. It would be funny and feel good in the moment, but like says, it would make me seem weaker. I feel like dominance here would just be to never talk to her again and try to fuck as many people as I can

NEGATIVE.

Sit and stew over it until it consumes you.

Take frustrations out on baby seals or puppies

/thread

Dude. Do you have any idea what you’re talking about. They can’t SELL the nudes. But if by an act of god they leak. How can you prove who leaked them and how. Believe me. I’ve seen a leak or two and there were zero consequences for my brother

Bro. You are not Batman. Fuck yourself.

yeah, that's what they want you to think. Everyone spouts this new age bullshit that "The best victory is to love yourself, move on, find someone new"

Fuck that shit. WE ARE HUMAN. We are petty, violent fucks that just managed to invent shit to kill other things and thus made our way to the top of the food chain and throughout history we have done petty shit and always will. It's who we are.

Don't buy into, the best revenge is you being happy.

Nah. The BEST revenge is the one that is tangible.

Batman didn't say that you ignorant mongoloid

She was right to leave your sorry ass.

Jesus, what a faggot.

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The best revenge is that movie John Whick

I like this. Reminds me of an old friend who would spout this shit. Name start with an A?

Never forget: she can’t suck another dudes cock if you strangle the life out of her whilst staring into her eyes, you’ll be the last thing she sees and in that moment she will truly know she fucked up.

RIP whore.

>brake up

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That was a test and you failed. The real Alfred would have had a much more witty come back. Like he would have rolled his eyes and said some shit like “may I suggest you wear a coat” and then shuffle away. Fuck you. Go die.

Take the high road? Did you read OPs story? He’s deranged as fuck. Gets into fight w/ boss and burns bridges. Accuses gf of leaving him for no reason according to op. Sounds like op is the biggest faggot and likes to blame everyone for his issues. Sounds like the girl realized what a loser op actually was and left.

Your father never loved you

My name does not. It start with a BIG D. Ha seriously, it is a D.

But I fully reject this new age bullshit philosophy. It's just horseshit.

"Be the better person."

Machiavelli would be fucking your girl right now while you're busy "Being a better person."

It's this type of thinking that led to the proliferation of cuck society

OP here. Pic unrelated. She’s not that hot.
Sauce: Reddit user: littlebitdramatic
Worth a follow for sure

What’s a cuck?

stop being a pussy bro.

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anyways Yea Forums is Yea Forums. please don’t leak them. if anything, this thread could easily be found linked to it destroying plausibility. Yea Forums ain’t the place for positivity but believe me when I say it ain’t worth it. have fun with your life, sharing your exes nudes with a bunch of horny 12 year olds and manlets isn’t going to make it better. let out your frustration ofc but like... this def ain’t the way. hope you feel better, seriously.

Don't let her have so much power over you that now multiple months after this breakup happened, she still has the ability to rile you up. Not saying the anger you feel isn't valid, it certainly is, but to scare her like that (assuming she doesn't have your number or social media blocked) is kinda childish.

Sure, "leaking her nudes" would be nice, but in the end what does it accomplish other than adding to the sum total of human misery in the world however marginally so? And nobody even gets to see titties either.

Appreciate the good parts of being with her when they were good, take the bad parts in stride, learn from everything, and move on. You're evidently quite able to make positive change in life via fuckin new ho's and gettin new jobs, so why not just leave it at that? Some 22 year old isnt worth the time nor the effort.

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

you

fucking cringe

Stop being a pussy and GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY! Ammiright!?!

Whatever you do will only be satisfying for a couple of days at best. Sorry, m8, nowt you can do except trudge on.

Tru user. TY

Getting into a heated fight with your boss isn't deranged. Everyone has burned bridges and had meltdowns.

Do you iron your panties before church faggot?

I’m talking about Alfred. He’s Batman’s trusted butler who raised him after his parents were killed in crime alley.

hey Yea Forums! I’m an sjw.

Machiavelli would be fucking your girl right now while you're busy "Being a better person."

What exactly did Machiavelli do with his life besides write that book that is the reason you know about him?

Literally going through the same thing bro
If you’ve got a Kik, maybe we can talk about it or something
Idk
Talking about it kinda helps
Just a thought

Alfred

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Can I join you guys on kik to jerk off?

See

A cuck is someone who likes watches other men fuck their woman. A cuck is an average Yea Forums user. A Cuck is someone who, when their girlfriend leaves them they decide to let it go and "take the high road" because that's what Hillary would want.

A cuck is someone that settles for a 4/10 and then believes she isn't whoring around on him with every nig nog ding dong that she can on weekends out with "the girls" while he works his ass off.

Don't be a cuck.

look at this missionary from reddit trying to spread the Gospel of St. Faggot

Cucks sound gay

fucking gay

I bet you he does his banking at wells faggot and buys his groceries from trader faggot’s and let’s his dad shit in his mouth

A cuck is someone who can’t get over it. Who does petty middle school girl bullshit like that. An alpha doesn’t care and moves on. Be an alpha OP don’t be a cuck

Lmao what the fuck

Don’t cancel the pizza Alfred! I’ll reheat it and rub it on my batnipples.

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Pretty sure he Fucked Wenches and Received Dubloons

youre not in the wrong OP. Post moar.

You. You’re the fuck.

absolutely.

The Kik Group is called "Round Table with Chris Hansen".

Is the thumbnail to the thread your ex?

Nah bro. It’s you.
Chill out

Cucks use the term "alpha" to compare themselves to Gorillas and or Dogs, both of which have about the same social structure and intelligence as your common nigger.

Don't use their words

Yeah, they are faggot scum

Yes, master Wayne. I do believe my balls are a little bit shitty right now though. I didn’t wipe thoroughly enough. I figured I would just get the bulk of it and then wait until my bath to clean up the rest.

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I was on board til the end there. That got dark.

>surprised when a woman leaves you after seeing how weak you are
gee whiz user, i know things get bad but it's our job to steer the ship. people say "don't bottle it up inside" but that's not what it means to be stoic.

take your time next time when you're """"""depressed""""" and try to figure out why you are down, do things to pull yourself out of it, even if you have to put on a face
you can never let others see the soft pink insides, it's not good for them and it's not good for you.

>she leaves me for no valid reason.
- get depressed
- get weak around her
- she can’t handle it. has baggage of her own

you kinda already figured it out user. stop being a bitch and move on.

I use the terms “Manly men” and “girly men”

Sauce or more????

This is the only logical phrasing

Your dad’s asshole is dark. I should know.

Nah

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>gee whiz

Please kindly go back to plebbit and or stick a shotgun in your mouth

Nigger you have no clue what real depression is like. Being unhappy doesn't mean you're depressed

Chicks are for fags

Jokes on you, I'm a nigger and don't have one faggot

Tru tru

Real depression is pissing yourself in bed because you can’t even get up to go to the bathroom. And you just keep pissing yourself until it smells to bad that you start to cry. So you finally get up to clean things up but then just end up sleeping in the guest room for a month avoiding cleaning up your piss

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Pretty much, yes.

Yes... but there are degrees of depression user. As there is with everything.

Baby want milk milk

you had your time with this seamon demon but she was a fair weather hoebag the entire time. there is no real way to keep these hoes loyal.

nothing of value was lost

I also shit myself once

"decent job"
>what is decent?

trouble at work, weak around her, depressed
>no reason
>MFW

Post more of girl in OP

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This is incontinence mixed with autism.

I will call her: Floppy floppy boom Boom

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

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>pissed she left me to suck strange dick the minute I showed weakness
how do you know that's why?

I'm friends with lots of girls and I've learned from it that what they do is often completely arbitrary and there is no logical pattern to it

got a friend who dates guys for one month then dumps them because she is basically promiscuous but is in denial about it, so instead of just fucking lots of guys like she wants she just switches every month, even if she likes the guy she dumps him to get a new guy

one girl I know dates multiple guys at once and they all think they are exclusive with her, she also cheats and has been caught plenty of times since we were teens

I have another friend who just sticks with long term boyfriends and I've never seen her cheat or do anything like that and I've seen her break up with a boyfriend she was with for almost 3 years because she said she felt like they were 60, they just stayed in every night had sex and watched t.v. and didn't do anything, what did she do after that? started dating a guy she does the exact same thing with, she doesn't even like to go out at all

it's all just random as fuck and means nothing

but yeah anyone, you seem like your brain is feeing you some love chemicals that are making you into a retard, you're clearly not thinking straight and are way too attached, go on a vacation or something and break your phone and get a new one without her number in it

Believe me. There’s a little bit of depression in there too

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Fucking kek

This guy is a friendzoned incel and/or IRL faggot Disregard anything he says.

Fucken sauce?

kek

>does his banking at wells faggot
an actual pun
>lazy, uninspired, stupid,

Reddit user: littlebitdramatic

>it's all just random as fuck and means nothing

Troof. Anons would be wise to quit taking what wiminz do and say so seriously

Master Wayne, please fuck me. I’m so very lonely. And my scrotum. My scrotum is so very greasy. Batman Batman Batman fucking throat that biggity biiiiiitch.

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You could say he was....the faggot of the month

i love you all. you’re beautiful babies and you make me so happy.

Sloppy tits are the best tits

I mean shit if you think it’ll make you feel better. It won’t last long though. Then you’ll just be bombarded with the thought of 100 autistic faggots on Yea Forums jerking off to shitty nudes on top of dealing with the thought of her getting railed by some other dude while you take down half-plastered ogres at the bar to restore your sense of manhood.

All you’re doing right now is obsessing over her, and that’s that same weak-ass shit that made her dip in the first place. Keep making money & get your life up. Don’t worry about whether or not the dumb bitch notices, she’s irrelevant & the sooner you realize that, the sooner you’ll stop winding up in situations where you’re asking grown men who meet up on Habbo for advice.

>>pissed she left me to suck strange dick the minute I showed weakness
I dated a girl Borderline and it was like that. She was really into BDSM and being punished for being a shitty little and a brat. The second I showed that I was a human being she was fucking OUT dude. And she never looked back... until she started txting me while drunk. But that's another story

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Original poster here.
I a big cry baby’s with mommy issues and my cock is just average sized and I self sabotage my own sex because I feel inadequate and want to blame it on anyone but myself and my dad probably molested me

Exactly user

OP here. True he did touch my winky

mean shit if you think it’ll make you feel better. It won’t last long though. Then you’ll just be bombarded with the thought of 100 autistic faggots on Yea Forums jerking off to shitty nudes on top of dealing with the thought of her getting railed by some other dude I will kill your mother while you take down half-plastered ogres at the bar to restore your sense of manhood.

All you’re doing right now is obsessing over her, and I will kill your mother that’s that same weak-ass shit that made her dip in the first place. Keep making money & get your life up. Don’t seriously I will kill your mother worry about whether or not the dumb bitch notices, she’s irrelevant & the sooner you realize that, the sooner you’ll stop winding up in situations where you’re asking grown men who your mother’s as good as dead meet up on Habbo for advice.

A real man fucks an ogre by force thanks, no booze needed

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the best revenge you could get is to get your life back on track with regards to your job, money, etc. once that's done (can take a long time) start dating another woman who is the age she was when you met. then just go spend time with her in places where you know that she might frequent (certain stores, restaurants, etc)

Kill her with kindness. Be her friend. Help pay her bills. Be a sympathetic ear.

Wobbly bits

Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so.”

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Hard lesson but most women don't give a shit about your problems. I know someone whose gf upped and left when his father died because she wouldn't support him or condone his "weakness". Learn from it and move on, ignore all the shit advice, she's gone let her go and get on with your life.

Next time you hit a bump in the road, she'll disappear again and fuck someone else. That's your future.

/thread

>hoes gon' be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy

Not bad for their size

>9/10 sweet n dumb

Now what have we learned here today, op?
hint: You cant make a hoe a housewife.

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Let it go man.
Let this be a lesson to you...
Never show any sign of weakness to women.
And ffs don’t curl up in a fetal position every time something doesn’t work out just the way you want.

Hah.
Classic

>
your ex posts on reddit, i hate to tell you but shes a bigger whore than yuo thought

She’s no 9/10.
Just replace her.
She fucking stupid anyway. Find someone intelligent this time

You're whining about that?
Fuck 5 new women and see if you still care.

Stop acting like a faggot op

youtu.be/t9QOQNcpuiA

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>Now what have we learned here today, op?
>hint: You cant make a hoe a housewife.

Listen and learn OP

send the nudes

here for the nudes of the ex, where ?

women are objects

>You cant make a hoe a housewife.
This, so much this. We think we can but you can't cause she is not special or different. A ho is a ho.

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its evil pety and illegal. What r u gonna do, bitch?

Yep

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you messed up reaching out

also don't assume you know anything about anything in your twenties

That's the best one yet - if you really want revenge.
However, it's still a bit silly. You knew in the first place she was not the sharpest tool in the shed - sweet&dumb does not always account to 'happy little housewife from the little house on the prairie'. And wasting your time on revenge is not the best use of your resources.
About taking another girl to show her off - if the other one is someone you really like, you might want to be careful about it. She might not enjoy being a tool for your revenge, especially considering that you'd be playing the active part in this. Me and my partner did something similar, but in our case the ex was obsessively trying to get into contact herself and the partner was fully aware of it.

Tl/dr: revenge's not worth it. You look weak trying to get to her. Next time find someone better.

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Breakups actually are shown to impair temporary neurological function, it’s probably why you fucked up at work, and it’s why you do crazy nonsensical shit. You got rolled buddy, she used you and took advantage, cause she was wasn’t a down bitch, she was only around for the good times. You said it yourself you have a lot going for you so fuck her, don’t let it define you, bounce back, and use this as the foundation. Women don’t have honour, if she does reach out to you, then pull some count of Monte Cristo type of revenge, you’ve seen her true face, but don’t forgive her. Relationships are like life, there are only a few real moments where you see who really cares for you. Now as a neurologist, thinking about her only strengthens the neural pathways, find a distraction, this is an addiction, dwelling, thinking about what you would have done or would like to say, is like using again. Move on you’ll be fine, you dont need anyone to define you, youre who got you through this.

OP makes it sound like he would have taken her back if she replied after his attempt to contact her. You should focus more on building your character, not pursuing some revenge fantasy.

I think you're the guy who steps out of his car to explain to someone who cut him off why they're an asshole and break their wiper.
Idiots gonna idiot - you can't stop that. If someone does something malicious to you the best revenge s a legal one. Sure, it feels good in the moment, but in the long run you're more satisfied with YOUR good life.

General rule in relationship related things is 'don't do anything you wouldn't want to tell your future SO'. Imagine a truly decent partner - the one that would stick with you no matter what - and imagine her reaction hearing about this. At the moment she's the asshole, but if you pursued stupid revenge, you'd be the emotionally unstable faggot.

You write a pretty well structured argument my man

Hey, thank you for the internet points.

best advice of the thread

If you’re still around OP. I think the key piece here is age difference. You can’t expect a 22 year old to be emotionally mature. That’s why younger chicks are better fuck pieces than relationship material. Best thing to do is move on and learn from your mistakes. This could easily lead to obsession so watch out for that.

I am actually still here. Youre right about the age thing. I appreciate all the advice anons. I screened some of the good ones to read when Im feeling weak. Theres clearly only one option here that doesnt fuck up my life and dignity... forget about it and be better next time. Godspeed all.