How the fuck do you fix this kind of shit please help /b

Probably a problem with your sphincter muscle from the birthing.

Wow thanks for th3 advice. Im now cured

Nope

I felt a lot of pressure there whilst giving birth. I just thought it was hemmoroids but seems more like some sort of prolapse now

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those are some serious caverns. bravo

i lick for u ok

I want to lick those.

Eventually tucks back in on its own in my experience. Eat right and drink water to give it an easy job until then, and dont mess with it. If that shit starts bleeding badly, you should just suck it up and go to the doctor.

After delivery hemorrhoids can get better if you take good care of the area, but it can take months. See Google for more information. It can also not get better. Wait a few months and see a doctor and/or plastic surgeon if it bothers you. Good luck with it.

My diet is pretty good. I havent eaten anything processed for over two years, mostly cause trying to lose weight but yeah it goes back in but just bothers me how it just comes out when i shit obviously thats not what a normal asshole looks like ya know. It doesnt bleed at all just exists
Thats interesting

No doctor but more of that beautiful hairy pussy please. 10/10 would eat as is.

Yeah im considering seeing a plastic surgeon cause i gave birth two years ago and its not gotten any better

kegel exercises ?

Hey OP, my wife pushed too hard while giving birth and developed the same thing but maybe not as bad. It took a few months to a year(Can’t remember exactly) but it did go back to normal.

If you got this after giving birth its "normal" (and that is nothing compared to other people after giving birth).
Go to the doctor, he'll prescribe you a cream.
And dont stay in the toilet for too long, or it'll get worse...

There ya go lol
I do pilates everyday and do a lot of pelvic floor excercises but hasnt seemed to improve it.
I didnt push at all while i gave birth thats why i dont understand why i have this haha

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I gave birth over two years ago. As soon as i sit on the toilet it just comes out its just fucked pretty much

Seriously gorgeous pussy. Yum.

Also, this can occur from any kind of heavy strain.

I think the proper term for it is pink sock

KEK

Why are you hiding the balloons. Take another

my wifes looks like that after 2 kids.

It means your dad fucked you as a baby, sue him

Pussy looks fine, I would still lick that all night.

Should be easier to fix than some double fisting ass stretching slut.. cauterize and be gone with it..

Thank you!! I dont strain though thats why im confused as to why its still so bad.
Ill take another haha
Like permanately? Im only 24 so it kind of bothers me hahah

Jesus fuck! Take some pride in your hygiene and fucking shave and trim that shit.

...and she's super self conscious about it now...won't let me anywhere near it. lame. do you do this to your husband?

Fucking hemorrhoids. You need some cream and to see a doctor. Maybe cosmetic surgery to make that thing look human again.

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what do your teeth look like

hmm...well she was almost 40, but it came RIGHT after her second, and both required episiotomy because she was so tight down there. that was 8 years ago. nothing has changed. sorry!

Speak for yourself, you dickless fucker. That hair is attractive as shit.

I think thats a pretty flawed opinion that pubes equate to being hygienic.
Nope ive kinda just accepted it. He doesnt care anyway so
Yeah ya not wrong
Fucked as whys that

post teeth

Oh damn

Boobs > teeth.

Willing to there are some gorgeous pink nips there.

lol, dumb whore

whatever. i'd care. I still think it's sexy as fuck and would eat it out every chance i got if she'd let me near it.

Speak for yourself, you dickless fucker. That hair is unattractive as shit.

you're a faggot, you probably like hairy guys chests and shit too you fucking homo

..but then she's never seen anyone about it as far as I know. maybe get some lasers shot up your butt. seems they fix everything with lasers now. personally i'd go with a nightly ice cube rub. shrinks swolen tissue.

Anyone that is willing to take the time to maintain the length and cut of their pubic hair is more likely to take their hygiene as factor in their day to day routine. Fuck your lazy self.

shit poop? ya

yah dude....i got over all this shaved pussy bullshit years ago. give me a nice hairy pussy every time.

Unimpressed by an unimaginative prick.

Samefag. Oh yeah, luv me some hairy homo chest. Your mom welcomes it too (:

Damn right!

>Samefag.
Try again Fagboi. Get back to eating hairy assholes and dingleberries.

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Bit fucked
Your best bet is probably just to make her feel comfortable about it and reassure her that you love it regardless of if its fucked haha
Well i do shave sometimes. just takes extra time to shave a fucking vagina chill out

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epsom salts. it shrinks roids.

post more butthole pics

Both shaved pussy, and pussy with hair can be very attractive. OPs one looks great. Unless you're a fag, which you probably are since you're on b.

oh no no no no

>got over all this shaved pussy bullshit
Probably around the same time you went bald and stopped pulling pussy under 35 too right? Compromising out of necessity. You sad fucker.

I been shoving shit up there for like 8 years and It looks nothing like that looks better than it used to tbh

Those might be, outside of a tranny, the ugliest tits in all of Christendom.

You must be purged.

HOLY goddamn sunny side up nailed to the wall BatMan!!

Hey doc here,
you have indeed what we called in vernacular " hemorroids".
In fact everone has them, in your case they are juste proeminent because you have some habits or factor that can exteriorise them .
firest you can try to change your habits to reduce them , like not sitting too long on the toilet , try to drink a lot , don't eat lots of fibers, don't touch you anus too much or stay sit tfor too long.
But i think that you need on the second hand to see a proctologit, he can perform an examination of your perineal area (sometimes GP like me can do it too ) an maybe do surgical or local procedure, like injection to close de veins, or remouve them completly .
don't want to correct my typing, it's late am on duty srry

take a pic of you spreading your buttcheeks

that's why. good push tho!
(at least you didn't need an episiotomy.)

but... i can push those back in if you want.

>OPs one looks great

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well, a truly sad fucker gets totally zero pussy. but if I could show you my porn browsing history, it includes "hairy" in about 90% of it. there are way weirder kinks than enjoying a girl natural.

She ain't gonna fuck you user.

>suck up your ass blood.
ok doc

i do. I'd wreck your holes

Yeah cant argue with that. Never said they were gunna be good haha
Thank you!!
Here ya go

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I like a little bush, not gonna lie.
It's definitely better than having a gf who shaves and then about 3 days later it's all prickly as hell. Fucking a girl while her pussy has a 5 O'clock shadow can hurt.

kid

listen....you need to tell hubby to fuck those undocumented roids back to their rectal origin. it's really that simple.

you're a child who has never touched a woman and your insecurities are surfacing

child

If ya really want to get rid of them you might have to see a doctor.

They burn out blood vessels at the end of your
blotted ass veins (hemeroids) which leave you a nice happy asshole.
Although I think there is a change they can come back, in which you just repeat. Just keep making check ups for your regular arse burning.

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they aren't as saggy as my 47 year old balls.

Is it super stinky?

so get a funnel and a box of epsom salts.

prove it

Why you lying? You're atleast 52 faggot

I second this, Mr. Dubs

on all fours please

alright not that tit have been provided, drink lots of water, eat lots of fiber, reduce red meats.
Shark liver oil helps (it wierd but it works, google it)
for the tits you should save up and get some C or D cups, you seem to have a bangin body, they would be perfect on you.

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Dear god, the size of those things. Your children must have been starved half to death, fighting each other over every scrap of milk in there

>don't touch you anus too much
can we negotiate

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infant

why would u be splitting hairs over 5 years? u think 50+ fags come on here to lie about being 47? no. you're the faggot. and i'm 47. and my wife is 46. and she has the body of a 30 yr old.

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yeah she does. dp?

Newborn

zygote

that's really nice. I prefer shaved, but I'd fuck you for sure.

has it occurred to you that they LOOK like this because she had kids and they went from small to big to small again, faggot?

>she has the body of a 30 yr old
Super tight pussy too right?

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re doc
no don't put anyting on your mucosis, espeacially if someone in some shady forum said so.
i didn't mention it put some cream like lidocain cream can releave the itching and some dolors on the first s day but can worsen the hemerroid after so be carreful

i don't know what dp is

Gamete

Yeah im actually saving at the moment for a boob job haha
I only have one child and my boobs were triple the size whilst i was breastfeeding. I just lost a lot of weight and i got bad stretch marks whilst pregannt so theyre fu ked now
Every now and then i shave but its just annoying to keep doing constantly

>knows about tits
>knows about Pokemon

ask your mother

Someones angry, little to close to home?

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Sperm

oocyte

Your dad's sack

eat me

>just annoying to keep doing constantly
see >Fuck your lazy self

ok...BRB. which means Be Right Back.

you'd like that wouldn't you

Pussy 9/10
Tits 5/10 (I've seen worse)
Asshole 5/10 (I've seen worse)

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mmm brbq

Your mom's quim.

No U

wow. that's like a charpet

your face

Ur mom gay

Ur dad homo

Pic of said triple size tits?

youtu.be/L3UIoY1YF08

Thanks i think haha

Beware boba fett

true i am a random person on the internet, but the shark liver oil really helped me with my hemorrhoids, so yeah just google it, its one of the active ingredients in preparation h

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mmm....not as tight as it was before shooting 2 kids out of it, granted....but I've fucked enough 20 yr olds to know she's still tighter than most. helps when youre' 5'3 and weight 110, and exercise every day

honestly user same. Since i was in 5th grade i had people fucking my asshole and it looks amazing.

they never existed user
she just drew fuck all from the genetic lottery

Spell check is failing you.

naw dog. goin in dry n raw

Stop putting things in it, faggot.

bruh. joke

>Every now and then i shave but its just annoying to keep doing constantly
Have your husband do it for you. I did it for my ex from time to time, but was hard to to do and not have to fuck her afterwards.

kegels. front and back

they keep you pussy tight and your shit pussy from fallin out.
also only women start pissing when they cough and laugh. kegel prevent that.
and dudes. you'll have boner control and it makes your meat thicker so wtf not.

I'm doing kegels right now

i would eat that ass for hours if you allowed it.

oh thats simple, op. applying ice for a few minutes or using a mid range graffiti remover will get chewing gum off of anything. gl

you prefer urdu or german?

>5'3 and weight 110, and exercise every day
its Yea Forums user
you ain't gotta lie to kick it

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flick em wit yo tongue and french kiss my shit pussy you dirty boy

Do you even understand how pregnancy and breastfeeding effects boobs hahhaha

Yo push that blown out asshole hard and take a pic of it, doggy style

Yeah i dont mind that haha

you like a firm tongue up your ass?

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whatever dude, my wife is tiny.

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Noice

idk user.
that user could be like a drug dealer or something that attracts women like being pleasant company or employed.

i see what you mean but:
2 kids, self confessed short dick all humble like. seems legit. this guy might actually have a hot wife

Beautiful

why not gov'nor

Why does this make me hard?

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Moar

your wife is foxy

>4archive.org/board/b/thread/744836739/gf-wife-rate-thread#p744840966
seems legit

most girls don't from my experience.... altho a girl once tried to stick her tongue up mine and I wasn't really into that at all. maybe not drunk enough?

Requests?

Moar pics of cutie patootie wife pls

Everything is so...........sad.....

KEK

Yeah well at least its not your body user

thebarchive.com/b/thread/788842751/

...

you might be a millennial.

can you explain dub step?
what is a fetty wap?
have you ever YOLOed?

don't click.
honeypot

nice. finished em with the 'ur dad homo'.

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shut up, retard

If user even has a wife it sure as shit isn't the pic posted.
>4archive.org/board/b/thread/743326832/post-creep-spy-hidden-voyeur#p743343762

Lol boomer

That's a beautiful, young looking pussy. 10/10, you look so delicious.

that's not even remotely close to pink sock.

you've proven she's not my wife.

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Thank you!

push your butthole out and take a pic of it

You're welcome, honey. You've always been my favorite daughter.

This entire thread and no timestamp. The fucks wrong with you Faggots?

Gosh, we're really sorry!
We can't help it. We're faggots.

holy crap. we just took it for granted that some girl has a blown out asshole and wanted advice about how to shove it back in there without looking for verification. I can't even fap now. This is a disgrace.

Eat my balloon ass faggot

she likes it.

Of course you are
You're god damn right it is
Timestamp and sharpie in pooper first bitch

i actually agree. sharpie time. a nice fresh one. cap end first. with a finger on your clit.

>sharpie in pooper
You monster!

the AMA says "Sharpie in pooper cures most ass diseases including parts of ass falling out of ass"

newfag

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just do it bitch

> Flapjacks

try squalene paste, squalene is a therpene that cure this kind of disease. the only con is that this shit is stinky as fuck

Prove it.

how do you fix a hairy asshole? waxing or a razor you dumb feminist

Scar tissue and hemorrhoids. RIP pucker.

That is one ruined ring piece OP.

You're gonna need to amputate and regrow that.

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Ganglion cysts? My friend had one once and it looked similar

it kind of looks like it's trying to be really quiet while telling a secret

>small shit specks on inside out asshole
well you can't do shit about this but id say invest in baby wipes

You need to eat lots of bran to heal up hemorrhoids. Then apply fire. Lots of fire.

Positive side is you are a girl, men will eat that arse anyway as long as you keep it clean.

Lot of flaps and folds on that thing where fecal matter could hide, for cleaning, I suggest some kind of high pressure water gun like they use to remove chewing gum from a pavement.

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You are 50% too late user.

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I took this after i did a shit so

>Aussie femanon detected.

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I'd still french kiss that buttpussy

Would you eat creampie from my GF's pussy OP?

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Yeah howd ya guess

Negative

Dont you have HPV? nasty

Na whats that

my gf has something similar, yes due to childbirth

only way to fix it is surgery, but don't bother getting it done if you plan on having more kids (get it done after)

melb?

Your pussy looks nice. I like the hair. But that black jumper, or whatever the fuck it is you are wearing is covered in crap, which is disgusting.

Take a photo where you are spreading your pussy gape open so we can see the birthing damage. Include bum-grapes also.

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Buy this mini trimmer. Will only take a few minutes. Won't be as close as a shave, but good enough.

amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Eyebrow-trimmer-NT1500/dp/B01MTS51NI/ref=sr_1_13?fst=as:off&keywords=Trimmer small&qid=1566377044&refinements=p_89:Philips Norelco&rnid=2528832011&s=beauty&sr=1-13

Pedo, she's too old for you. Don't you have a nursery to hang out at.

This is the correct answer. Put cream cheese on them for a couple of weeks. Will sort it out.

Yeah
Thanks haha i mean i can try but

Droopy stretch marked saggers (not even big), and hermeroids and she's only 24. My dick can only take so much. Love degraded used-up whores. I'm not supposed to be jerking off this early, ffs.

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You have bigbad farts?

Fake tits... ever. How was gay pride this year?

You could have a decent cunt gape if you got into fisting and big dildos. And you should.

Thanks cunt hope you shoot a giant load just for me

My man. I got over it when I had a girlfriend who refused to shave. Eventually I started liking it.

Its pretty gaped compared to pre birth haha

Thread died long ago. Now it's just idiots replying to 2 hour old comments and someone larping as op

>My wife is tiny
That's not a good thing

>5'3"
Well, regardless of how tall you are, you cucked your kids genetics.

>That photo.
No curves, frail little sickly body, clearly has an ugly face with shit bone structure - can tell from her droopy eye socket and man jowl.

Honestly, if I was you, I'd commit sudoku.

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Nah am actually op

I'll be honest, I no longer care. Who cares if it's a woman or a man? Women are less likely to be capable of making a funny thread. Hopefully it's a man.

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Consider myself commited.

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hey, we left all the large women for those who appreciate them. Everyone is happier that way.

leave now newfaggot

Nah am actually a woman sorry to dissapoint

FUCK OFF LARPER

I bet. But those are rookie numbers. Listen, the most orgasmic pleasure a woman can experience in life requires cunt stretching. I't how y'all are built. It's why pencil dicks such, and thick cocks make hoes cum. So take this to it's logical extreme, fisting and giant dildos, and you get mega orgasms. You clearly aren't tight anymore, and never will be, and it will only get worse with age. Stop trying to be a virgin, it's sad. Instead, actually enjoy the tattered remains of your vag and get super hardcore into cunt stretching. Obviously, it should feel good and not hurt. Dip your toes in at first, slowly add more girth over time.

You'll love it. You can thank me later.

but no sharpie? i once believed, but my faith is strained. make me born again, OP

>commit sudoku
Christ the trolls are getting sloppier and weaker

autism speaks

Boomer be gone

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it's almost like he's angry he hasn't put the pee pee in the ho ho for a long time.

looks like a screen shot off a scene from pornhub. why not just post a normal pick? you have another more clear pic. I call bullshit on this one. get out of your parents house

>Sloppier and weaker

M8, stop thinking about your Mum's vaginal muscles for one minute.

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Everyone knows you're a newfag and you aren't contributing or welcome. Go back to facebook.

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Why did you screenshot this? And did you write Aug on your stomach? How many times did you fuck this up?

>excellent nipple suckability 9/10
>stretch marks for no reason 4/10
>flapjacky tuberous breast 4/10
Score 60% lets suck some C tier tits!

Please take a photo of you doing a shit mid-way poo coming out. Asshole visible in shot, obviously.

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - DO IT!

Do it in the bath-tub if needs be.

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Cos the file was too big to upload. Like 3 times fucked it up pretty bad

guys she doesnt know how to change camera settings LMFAO FUCKING WOMEN RITE GUYS HOLY SHIT DUMB

show that blooming bunghole again please

i'm not sure why people give a fuck, but OK. i'm not posting my wife's face.

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Thanks for letting me know

nice

Because it was you who started posting fake pictures in the first place. You did this to yourself. Now posting more fake pictures to bait replies and say retard shit like
>i dont know why people are replying to me

know what

thats a prolapse

How to do it

since you're being a giant dick about it, this is the last shot of my wife i'm sharing forever.

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Thats what i thought

try again now

Hur dur

Wow that pussy is beautiful I'd make love to it for hours on end and drink every last drop of squirt then make sure the baby is changed and fed then cook breakfast for you lol

ok?

Hemorrhoids will prolapse if not taken care of. You need a softer diet. More fiber and some laxatives is what your doctor with tell you. Takes a few weeks for a small one to go back to normal but those look angry and should probably be seen by a doctor.

You can trust me, I'm from the internet

Because you're obviously 50+

What are you even trying to prove here

Thanks for the help boys!!

Ooh. Another pic please? Possibly a bit further out?

Help? We were supposed to help?

I'd love to fall asleep every night sucking on that

thats hot

Yeah thats what i asked for

people over 50 don't post their wives on Yea Forums for no reason? Good for those guys! maybe start a reddit about preventing this sort of thing and we'll all have a magical learning moment.

Are you retarded or something?

Wash everything down there w a little bit colder after every shower! Worked for me, every shower squat and cold water, it will normalise in a month or so.

Yeah why

Whore pussy

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Just making sure you know and we're on the same page since you're asking for help here

Virgin detected.

Have been following the thread and can confirm femanon seems at least semi retarded, if not full fledged.

But if she has broken free of her wranglers for a while to post her sweet hairy pussy and devastated arsehole, then it's all good either way.

This was enjoyable to read thanks

No problem

I don't think it's entirely impossible to get good advice here. The point is that it's anonymous and unfiltered, so you're going to get the broadest range of responses to a question possible, but the more likely scenario is that she gets off showing her asshole to strangers. which is also A-OK

Why are you interjecting? I was the one who wrote it.

show another pic of those ass lips, one more for the road

That's no arsehole, it's a battlestation.

No, no you were not.

I get off to people getting off over me. The fact that theres probably several guys cumming over my fucked up asshole just makes me so wet

I'm fairly certain I remember thinking it up and typing it out. Don't try to fool me with your sorceror's ways on a Lithuanian anal stretching site.

so obviously not op

I think it's more your sweet hairy cunt that people would get off to femanon. We can pretty much confirm it's not those tits or that crucified cornhole. What state in Oz you in?

Its funny cause i actually am

Melbourne

Ok if you're going to try this hard pretending to be me, you can just have the credit. Go on take it, it's yours big boy.

One of the feral bogan regions I'm guessing...

Bitch just had a kid. go fuck yourself.

a lot of fiber to make taking a shit easier on your hole. It's more or less the result of pushing too hard when dropping an obama

fingers in pussy would be nice to cum to

speak for yourself, I liked the blown out shithole

Well you're not very good at providing more pics then "op"

I wanna take you to a gaybar.

Needs more asshole pics. Maybe with a dildo inside or gaping.

Nah

Somewhere like Craigiburn and you are a butterface with uggboots and a packet of winnie reds rolled up in your flanno sleeve...

OP

Next time you're at the GP or medical diagnostic, swipe a few intravenous needles for syringes.

Bed over and insert the needles into the balloon knots and drain the blood out.

Easy as.

The do a bug poo or have rampant anal sex a few days later.

Profit.

Thats funny. I dont smoke but nice try

Post your mullet OP.

Bye guys

how many times are you going to say bye nigger

>Just
>Two years ago

Pick one you dumb cunt

Yeah that's a nice cunt. Don't get fakies put in, natural tits are way better, saggy or not.