Hi 4chin,
I am trying to woo a woman.
I have accepted that she is out of my league,
but I managed to get her number,
and I am curious if you have a short joke that I can use to appear witty and funny.
truth is I am neither and extremely depressed, but I don't want that to come through with the joke.
thanks again, love you fam
this includes some of the situation, bu t doesn't exactly help.
while I thank you, I am curious if you have a short joke to offer.
I have an idea how about just talk to her like a normal person
well talked to her lke anormal drunk person for a good amount of the night---I got her number then.
I have texted her, but I fear she has lost interest over this short time span.
I agree that reasonable advice is move on, but there is a wacky astronomical connection we may have
Try not to think much about it. Prepared jokes are pathetic. Tell her that you are depressed but you feel happy since you got her number because you can talk to someone. This is the best you can do. I know it is akward but try it. And please... no pre-thinked jokes, you are not americab playboy
well don't text her again. if she is interested you will know
You came to Yea Forums for advice about a girl
You might as well ask a corpse
Get off Yea Forums that's how you do it
dude love this advice cause it was opposite than I expected.
I feel it will come off needy, but I am not needy, I am just massively depressed, which is not her problem.
who has aids and is okay with it "this guy!"
Tell her you're such a sperg you had to ask Yea Forums for jokes
>pic related
while i appreciate this, and it sounds like reasonable advice,
I don't care if she is interested, I am interested.
don't appear desperate bud, never chase pussy
Then ask her if she some times feel lonely or sad without any reason. As I know everybody fwel this way some times. But no one talks aboit it. After this tell her about what you do to get some happiness like videogames or fap to furry porn or something. Ask her what makes her happy. Depending of her answer invite her to do that together in order to cheer you and spend time with hwr.
invite her to watch porns then make porns.
say u dont watch porns. haha just joke.
when she ask where porn at then surprise penis her face. jokes on you i have big penis.
Yeaaaa... Dont tell her a joke. Be slightly sarcastic and seem like you dont care but not too much or else you'll just look liie an asshole. You want her
Have you ever talked to a girl user
Because I don't think you have
>knock knock
Who’s there op?
>Europe
Europe who
>hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Say it out loud for full funniness
>Fap to furry porn
is a good joke but try not to use it.
>hey babe you must be a work of art, cos I’d love to nail you against the wall
>dubdubs!
>you’re a poo
Mild kek, sure to get u the snatch
Wow alright i wrote a big ass post and somehow only the start of it went through. Im not gonna rewrite it but basically i was saying you want her to think you don't care. Be sarcastic or tease but not too much or else you'll just look like an asshole. Pic related is an ethot i tried for a few years ago but it never really went anywhere. Ive had her on snap for a while and we talk sometimes but i also dont reply or fall for bait selfies fishing for compliments. I make her feel unwanted & since shes used to every dude dying to talk to her, she ends up wanting to talk to me more because she thinks she cant have me. Girls want what they cant have. They also have no self respect. Pretend like you dont care if you fuck her or not, shes just another girl. Don't text too much.
This is the only way to get the girl if shes not that into you. It takes longer but thats the price when youre the underdog.
Pic related is the weeb girl out of my league but just last week she asked me to fuck her. Ima keep holding out on her tho to lock it down.
The moral of the story is girls have no self respect and if you want tp fuck them you have tp play on their insecurities
Im 22 and I've slept with 21 girls over 6 years. Idc if you believe me but if anyone wants genuine advice on girls ill help. Not trying to brag im just trying to help and give some context
Why do you have this urge to be funny? Just let loose and let things flow the way it would naturally.
do you cold approach or meet new girls from friends of friends? What's your way of meeting new ones?
Wooh now I really don't believe you
Thats nothing I am 24 and 10 years ago I had a grill do a sex suck job on me in math class and then I made her ovulate by touching her pink button.
>check'd
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the PlayBoy House, and I've been involved in numerous secret pussy raids, and I have over 300 confirmed girlfriends. I am trained in chad warfare and I'm the top fucker in my entire school. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I have pretty bad social anxiety so ive almost never met a girl just by going up & talking to her randomly. I used tinder, mutual friends and some were from Instagram. Tinder is trash now tho so dont even bother with it. If you have balls then its so much easier to just bite the bullet and meet girls cold. Ive started forcing myself to talk to people when i go out, just being friendly with them to try practice but i haven't really ever hit on anyone.
So for this part, i cant help you much lol
There’s no joke man, just listen to what she says, be natural and whatever you do, don’t FORCE THE FUNNY
Fuck off
>I will shit fury all over you
Thanks user I needed that laugh
u horrible cunt
>DONT FORCE THE FUNNY
advice to live by