You can be this. This. I can be this with you. You can be my pretend mom. I'll be your pretend son. We can move away to some far away place. You can take care of me! I can sit under your caress, we can have sex... you can be my pretend mom and we can have pretend oedipal sex, and pretend meals, pretend inbred families, and pretend anal fetishism, and everything pretend! This psychology... we can do this. I read all about it in freud. We can achieve the third impact; just you and I.
Who is the Asian Gorl? What are her sociopolitical beliefs? What leverage does she hold over the single white middle-aged male demographic?
Logan Reed
I want to be the son. I want to be the son I could never be. And you can't be a mom, right? You can't be a successful mom... we can be together. The unsuccessful son, and the unsuccessful mom! We can have sex all the day! Just you and I, Asian Gorl! There's nothing that can separate us. Only the balmy film of consciousness keeps us now. Asian Gorl, we're better than the last three centuries of art. We can do this!
She has a bunch of political clout. She plays piano, and violin, cello. She's selected first during orchestra meetings. Most of the time she is first violin, which is a very important role mind you. She's the breadwinner and the most successful at the alumni parties. She's never late, always punctual, and always biding her time for newer and better opportunities!
seuss is experiencing Human Instrumentality, I presume. Wake up, seuss!
David White
What is me? What are the components of me? The small, fragile, Braille-like subset of decisions I make, within a moment's notice? Between the blink of an eye, the flash of consciousness... my soul is no greater episode than the flourishing of past and present neurons blinking seamlessly under a transient panopticon. I'm... a prisoner, a prisoner to my sensations. I want to be me. Someone let me out of here. Let me out of here I want to be me! I want to be free! Free!
You don't want to turn into orange Fanta! Wake up, wake up, the Dead Sea Scrolls must not come true! Seele must lose!
Daniel Richardson
There can't be freedom without a prison, but it seems seuss can't see that just yet. in order for seuss to break free, seuss must first be imprisoned.
James Cox
I am more than that. I am more than me! I am holistic! I am more than me, my consciousness is not just a series of "g's," "a's," "c's," ad "t's,"! I am more than my genetics! I am the virtual sum of my decisions! A body whose makeup creates a new part! I am not imprisoned, this flesh is not my prison! I want... Asian Gorl! I want to be free, with Asian Gorl. To love her tenderly. She's the only part of me that's real! The only thing that testifies to my existence!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it—it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and binds you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again, drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is singing, everything that is speaking, ask what time it is and wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: "It is time to be drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
Brandon Murphy
There is no escape. There is no escape because there is no prison! Can't you understand!? Don't you see what is wrong with you people? Can't you see how wrong you all are? Isn't there any way to get through to you? Wake up people, wake up! Your existence is gambled on a see-saw! Schrodinger's Cat! Just because you give up on alcohol, you think you'll be forgiven? Forgive yourself! You foolish idiot! The prison isn't real, the Rorschach test isn't compulsory! It's a reflection! Wake up, Anonymous! Wake up!
You want to know if I feel shame? Yeah! Sure I feel shame. I used to go to the guidance counselor, I used to have issues with embarrassment. Told me to try to explore more... tried to explain it isn't bad to be embarrassed. So what, I'm adventurous! I'm a scientist! Scientists have to be adventurous! You can't be an adult without ever having been a kid! I reflect on my embarrassment, yeah! Sure!
What do you know about pretentious? Pretentious? You think this is vulgar in its conceit? I'll show you scorn so blissful and heated your skin will shrink off the fucking bones! You don't know shame... you don't know conceit! I will show you kings of Egypt! I will show you queens of England!
what if seuss was a war criminal? what if, for the sake of Asian Gorl's, no, for the sake of Asian Gorl's family, Asian Gorl's friends, neighbors, city, nation... what if seuss committed war crimes for the sake of all of them? Would seuss feel ashamed or honored?
Carson Brooks
I got taken in for lighting matches in the orchestra room. Someone snitched on me... I got suspended for three days! Three whole days of I.S.S. Three days in that white room, with nothing to do for six hours a piece. I was told to take embarrassment less seriously. Try and be adventurous, and stop feeling so inward about myself.
War crimes are deliberated and delegated by the Geneva convention, and the UN party. They're always trying to come up with new ways to ban or impose their judgement on the rest of the world. I would do anything for Asian Gorl!
Then, I take it that seuss would even die on the cross for Asian Gorl's sake. seuss would THE sacrificial lamb, wouldn't he? Your love for Asian Gorl is truly commendable, seuss.
A capitalist state emphasizes the "cult of the self" personality, where one's own needs take precedence over the needs of others. Imperialism is a cancer that tears apart the developed world under some perceived superiority, which in reality is a falsehood delusion of those that don't know any better. Your country is not special, it is not unique, it has been repeated 100000x over throughout history and will fail one of these days. The student debt bubble will burst, nobody will have a job, all of your citizens will live on the street. The climate forecast is getting hotter because of you; you sick fuck, all you did was make economic expansion after expansion, never stopping to think about the long term consequences of such. Fuck the interests of the rest of the world, America first! America is the best, the brightest, the most developed; it's all a facade that you never unmasked until now. Your citizens are waking up, they're realizing the false promises of capitalism, the lies it is built upon, the decades of looting and pillaging its citizens. But no longer will they sit idly and accept the fate you have given them, soon we will all be God's lost children; wounded lambs wandering a deserted planet, scorched by the sun and spirits defeated by decades of ceaseless resource consumption. Take heed Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, we now know the TRUTH and we are ANGRY.
Wyatt Baker
If I didn't have my glasses on that would have taken a whole five minutes to read! But I read it in 30 seconds...
If you want to destroy the system of power, you have to do it from the outside. Only a fool would try to spy on the most powerful regime. To a warlord, there are none more cherished than his spies. They are to be taken care of most intimately and preciously. None who should be rewarded greater: the spies.
Ah yes come on in Mr Seuss. I've heard great things about your work in the field of Asian gorl studies and would like to offer you a job leading a team of my top guys trying to learn what makes the Asian gorl tick.
Yes sir! seuss is a master on the topic of Asian Gorl! Well, almost. Err, he hasn't managed to have sex with her yet. But that's besides the point! He's very well versed on Asian Gorl!
Warm today... warmer than yesterday... drinking juice, water, tea.
Hoping Asian Gorl reads this... Every day I feel my mind become more sophisticated, can I know that? Is that possible to assess as a human being? To know when your brain becomes sophisticated... I might be leaving soon. I feel I can observe myself from outside of my body; like a new power is coming into me. It might be the E.S.P... it might just be detachment from life around me. I hope Asian Gorl reads this, I love her.
Farewell, seuss. It's time to sleep. My dreams have become quite vivid and eventful, and if I'm lucky, I might even visit some place I've been in my dreams so yeah.
It's true... seuss has never found religion very persuasive. But Asian Gorl has made seuss believe! Maybe this is her plan...
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Lucas Barnes
you're right it all comes together in the end AsianGorl must be a shining beacon on the hill for the ongoing seuss it's not something destructive or complicated it's simple yet elegant
feel jealous, having something so captivating as a mean to continue on must be nice
Asian Gorl gets me so mad! I get so fucking jealous! I don't wanna hold on to those feelings though, I'm supposed to be a good jedi. (seuss was born a sith)
