Wizard here. How do you find someone willing to have sex with you?

I've mastered a few spells, including sphere of repel females and dispel attraction. What would you like to know?

switter.at or skipthegames.eu
just use an escort to build up confidence with women, just remember youre paying for time not sex

Random money spell?

>just use an escort
Everyone knows you're paying for sex. She does, you do. Law enforcement does too, they just can't quite prove it.
That's not magic, that just takes hard work and a skill set that's worth money. Stay in school. It won't get you laid, but it will get you money.

You can't focus ONLY on the career though, what do you like to do?

Do you kayak?

Do you ski?

Camping?

Hunting?

Fishing?

Photography?

Sailing?

Movie buff?

Stand up comedy connoisseur?

Theater queer?

Literally anything other than eating. Boring people call themselves "foodies". Yeah no shit, everyone likes food, we're humans. Blows my mind

Now that you've got some hobbies and are busy doing your own thing, time to invite some friends along with you!

Don't have friends?

Invite co-workers. Join a Meetup group. Head down to the local comic shop and see what nights they're doing table top stuff.

Now that you have a few people you can hang out with, time to get down to business!

Go do those fun hobbies we talked about earlier, and *take pictures*. It might sound vain as hell, but if you're a guy, there's a good chance NOONE ever takes pictures of you. If you want something done right, gotta do it yourself.

Hey-hey! Look at you go, you've got a semi-decent social life, and people are taking an interest in you!

Now for the fun part. Take those pictures, and post them on a dating profile. Whatever service you use, PAY FOR IT. Online dating is pay to win and 30$ a month to have the software LITERALLY TELL YOU the second a girl likes you is worth it 100%

If you do multiple services at once, you can potentially get to a point where you're meeting a new person every day of the week. I'd been there, it's exhausting

NEVER LOOK FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS. Do not state your intentions at all in the first coffee meeting. Get to know them a bit, see if you have any chemistry (as in, does it require effort to talk to them? If so, that's not chemistry, chemistry is effortless comfortability after a brief initial awkwardness)

If you want to keep seeing them, follow up via text after and tell them (in your own words) that you're "looking for something casual". DON'T SAY "I'm not looking for anything serious". Try to avoid the word "not" as much as possible

Listen bud I just wrote that huge comment 807627874 and now that I see this joke, you got a good sense of humor on ya. Go easy on the self-deprecating humor with women though, women don't always find the same stuff funny that we do (they actually laugh the hardest at sex jokes, see case study "Amy Schumer: Why This Crass Pig is on Stage")

My brother has always told me (a virgin) to try to lower my standards and build my way up. Start with fat chicks and eventually you'll get a hot girl. Ironic because he married a fat slam pig.

Yeah but fat girls fuck the best, they're so desperate to please

It's a shame he never got to fuck a hot slut.

A true wizard would know

I'm the op of this post there is a fat girl on my fb page who lives in my city that seems to like me should i just say fuck it and lose my virginity to her?

Here's what she looks like at least she's not a butterface

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I mean what are you waiting for? A 10/10 to fall from the sky on your cock?

As shitty as double standards are, men lucked out on sex. There is no shame in fucking anything that walks (as long as it's over 18)

Oh my man you can do so much worse than that, you go take that bitch to the nearest McDonalds and fuck her behind the play place while you blast the AC in your car, you guys'll have a blast

I enjoy biking, hiking, and skiing, and alternate between them depending on seasons. I've been working hard at being more social, so I've been going out in groups with people doing those activities, and it's a lot of fun. I don't generally take any selfies, but I've at least got a few pictures out of it. Problem is, with strenuous outdoor activities, we're usually a bit flushed and sweaty, which probably isn't the best for a dating profile where everyone looks like they just came out of hair and makeup.
Is there a specific dating service you'd recommend? I haven't tried any before so I don't really know what to expect, except that I've heard horror stories that average guys have no shot on dating services.
Thanks, I try. I know my sense of humor isn't for everyone, but I can certainly get some laughs from the right people.
I don't think this helps. I've tried with fat girls, and they reject me just the same. I'd also feel kinda bad going after someone I know I'm not attracted to just to use her. Fat chicks are people too.

Find a Filipino woman.
1. Must have been born and raised in the Philippines.
2. Must reside in your country.

I don't get it. How does this help?

Post this post as your profile & you'll be swamped with pussy user

Really? Don't women find men who can't get dates particularly unattractive?

Because FotB's are raised to worship the ground their man walks on. Treat them as a human being with affection/emotion/sexuality and they'll do anything for and with you

Try honesty. Dont listen to Chad. You're not him

Me? I just go to a nice bar, eye a hot girl, buy her a drink, take her back to my place and fuck her silly. You? Hide in your moms basement as you should, make a sex-doll out of old pilllows, duct tape and a fleshlight, have a pretend dinner with her, have sex with “her” then cry yourself to sleep.

>Wizard here. How do you find someone willing to have sex with you?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada

post pics of your house

Do you really think that would work? From everything I've heard, women want guys who already have an easy time getting women, so admitting publicly that I can't sounds like a death sentence.
No need to be mean. How attractive are you /10 for this to work? Also, why would I hide in mom's basement when I have my own house to hide in? Mom might think that's a bit strange.

What if theres kids that see us/watch us user? Also she's 21 just in case someone thinks she's under 18.

Focus on your *passions*. Make them your career. No woman wants some 60K accountant. they love 20K musicians and flat broke backpackers. Kick some ass. Maybe your career isn't really a passion. Thought by 33 it's probably too late to change without getting out of your comfort zone. When I was in my 20s I had low paying cooking jobs, but I loved them and fucked waitresses at least monthly. No "settling down" just crushing puss. Plus, and I didn't make this clear: Don't completely ignore women. Look for the women that are looking at you. If all you are is a non-descript career, no one cares and no one is looking. Follow your passions. I'm an oldfag. It really makes life worth living in every way.

One thing all incels have in common is that they've never accomplished anything noteworthy until they snap. Then it's too late. Don't be that guy.

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Ok so hold your nose cause here goes the cold water

You gotta be in excellent shape for many online dating sites

It sounds shallow as fuck but on "swipe" services like Tinder and Bumble, appearance is a huge part. For example, I have a very well done professional photo, I look handsome as fuck in it. Nothin. I switched to a shitty gym selfie where I showed a LITTLE bicep (I wasn't even that fit in the picture) I was getting 1 or 2 matches a day, and while only a few panned out, almost all of them at least had a conversation back and forth and several led to a coffee date

As far as looking sweaty, it A) doesn't come thru in photos as much as you'd think and B) as long as you look good doing it it really doesn't matter. Well taken candids are some of the best photos ever

Here's the recipe:

9 Photos
1. Well dressed photo - At your peak grooming perfection
2. Beach photo - Good excuse to be shirtless
3. Sport photo - Skiing/Tennis/Kayaking
4. Professional headshot - Just do it, it'll help out on your resume too
5. Material possession - your car/apartment/house
6. Volunteering photo - 5K or park clean up
7. Group photo - Co-workers, friends, family, doesn't mattery
8. Fun photo - when you're out on the town
9. Wildcard - Maybe a meme, maybe a cool photo you took one day

As far as services go, there are 3 big ones
-Tinder - has a certain "culture" around it, very casual and self-aware
-OKCupid - People who wanna be married yesterday. Many... um... "high mileage" models here
-Bumble - A sexist hell hole, only for the hottest of the hot. I cannot recommend trying Bumble unless you're either a lesbian or a Greek god. I have had 0 conversations on Bumble with the exact same profile that netted me dozens on Tinder and OKC

My recommendation? Start lifting. Every time you get ghosted, add another rep to your set. When you plateau and it starts to hurt, hire a personal trainer

*I should clarify on photo #5, don't just have a picture of your car. Make sure you're in the fuckin car. I don't know if you're autistic like me but that's something I could see myself doing

>heard
Do it. What've you got to lose? Worst case, doesn't work

>One thing all incels have in common is that they've never accomplished anything noteworthy until they snap. Then it's too late. Don't be that guy.

This guy knows what the fuck is going on

He literally just said "you're not Chad". That's a super pessimistic way to view things

But Chad is not a man, Chad is an idea. A goal. An image to strive for. For there is a Chad in each one of us, but for reasons we do not yet understand he was beaten into submission at a young age.

Are you Giorgio?!

>"You have a mother, and maybe you also have a sister. Do you think [they're hookers] as well?"

My sister is actually a huge thot lmfao

Sure, here you go. Finally got it off my phone and resized so Yea Forums doesn't complain. Women don't see my house before going on a date though, so I don't know how this helps.

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Dude you look like you've got your shit together. Seriously it'll be a hassle to get the right photos but you'll be crushing it once you get up and running

Let's be real user, most people never accomplish anything noteworthy in their entire life. Me, I started my own business, and I make a six figure income. If that's not enough for modern women, I don't know what else I can do.
I'm not in great shape though. I'm not too bad, but I'm not looking for an excuse to be shirtless in my photos since it probably won't help my cause.
I'm working to get back in shape, but it's hard. Should I just give up on dating if I don't yet look like a Greek god?

Don't give up but do put it on the back burner. Until you wake up one morning and go "whoa, I have arms now". It won't take long if you stick to it

I gotta get goin but here's a protip that helped me understand how to act: women are just as perverted as we are if not more. They're also simultaneously afraid of and attracted to us. Much like men, they just wanna fuck and have an orgasm (it only takes like 10 minutes tops [after foreplay], you don't have to be a champion)

Above all else, accept that you're a moron. It got easier for me to learn from mistakes when I stopped assuming things.

Next time you're feeling unsure about yourself, think about the song "I Get Weak" by Belinda Carlisle, for all you know that's what your date is feeling about you. After all, what do we know, we're morons

Best of luck and until next time,
user

Thanks for the help. I can't put it on the back burner for too much longer though. I'm 33 and I'm not getting any younger. If I keep following advice like I'll be a 50 year old virgin before I know it.

I hope so. So do I post pictures of me, or of material possessions. The latter seems tacky as fuck, but that's what I've got going for me.

Try not being a sperg and be nice to pretty ladies. Nice as in talk to them as equals and don’t let them walk all over you. Just be a cool guy and it should happen eventually.

picture featuring your material possessions with you in the picture preferably using the material possessions

>it should happen eventually
Listening to shit like this is why I'm still a virgin at 33. I'm nice to women and we often even have fun together. None of them want to have sex with me though. I have no idea how to escalate beyond basic friendly interactions into the possibility of romantic relationships.

So like one of those douchebags posting a picture of themselves leaning on their car? Is that really what you need to do for a woman to be interested in you?

your problem is that you believe women are capable of caring about people other than themselves
they are not
women are the most egocentric materialistic pieces of shit to ever exist

I know a lot of women who don't fall into that category. It might be true of women looking for Chad on Tinder, but it's certainly not true of all women.

You have 9 pictures and 500 characters to tell a story of who you are. It doesn't have to be a douche picture either, it can be a decent selfie of you from the drivers seat. Subtlety.

See above, "it might sound vain as hell" but how are people going to see how awesome you are without any pictures? No shame

First, staple a $100 bill to your forehead...then go somewhere women are known to congregate.

I'm not exactly sure how these things work. 9 pictures? Don't they just see one picture and then decide they're not interested?
ow
no thanks

1 pic is the first they see
from there they can say they are interested or not, or they can look at your other pics an read your profile

Do you pick the first pic they see, or is it picked at random from your 9? What's the benefit of having more pics if they're going to make a decision based on just one?

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

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depends on the service
most you choose the pic
there is 1 that randomly chooses the pic until it gets enough data, then chooses the pic that generates the most interest
can't remember which though

Why are you trying to give up your wizard powers pussy?

Because I've had them for a few years and realize they're not worth it. I just want to be a borderline normal human being who participates in the normal human activity of sex.

IS THAT CLOCK BIG ENOUGH

Hm. If you don't want to buy a hooker, and you have money and a home to exploit, have you considered weaving the conjuration of knowing traps?

I'm not sure I understand what you mean, but if you're talking about traps in the usual Yea Forums sense, I'm not attracted to male genitalia.

>buy a hooker
dumb ass
you hire or rent hookers

close your eyes

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