Can You Have Sex At A Music Festival?

Can You Have Sex At A Music Festival?

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personally?

sure, but it's very unusual and only the fat desperate chicks do it. The hot ones actually go there for the music and they're not interested in some random dude.

I go to lots of music festivals. I always “accidentally” bump my groin into the asses of females in front of me. One time this girl noticed I was doing it a lot to her and she started grinding on me. I instantly got rock hard and she turned around with a disgusted look on her face and left. And the was the closest I ever got to sex.

truely a hero of our times

I don’t know, can you?

Kek, if I saw you doing that to my gf I would stab you. Gladly go to jail for downing some pervert. Watch your back bro, a lot of fuckers out there are crazier than you.

man, you're so tough and scary. I bet you stab people all the time.

you type like you have a Joker profile picture on facebook

>ruining your life for a dumb slut
You're probably going to get married too, huh?

Lol that's what I thought too. What a whiteknight

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"watch your back bro, alot of fuckers out there are crazier than you"

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Go to PRISON for some whore girl. You win at life

Me? Yeah. You? Nah.

perfectly picture that so true

Listen here pal, ill bump my genitals into whoever's ass I please. Keep talking like that and its your ass next buddy.

Oldfag here (45), I banged an 18 year old at a festival last year.
There is a chance she's my daughter, I banged her mother about 9 months before she was born, but she's hot so I thought I'd take the chance.

Based

Out of all the replies this was by far the best, congrats you win the internet.

Lol

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Lol

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ITT things about we dream a lot

>grind on dude
>hes hard
>"oh gross i didnt expect this"

If you are a Chad, you can have the sex when ever you want, where ever you want and with who ever you want. The female cannot resist the chance to have the chads penis in side of her and get the taste of the superior gene pool. Its in their nature. You how ever? Probably not.

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No, that has never happened

You can have sex anywhere, if your smart about it

if i can fuck a bitch in a porta potty at a norah jones concert in berkeley, festival fukkin can be done.

so, it can't?

i wish

while being testifying in court? In hot lava? in outer space with no space suit on? While being arrested by the police? While standing in front of your grandma? In a blackhole? While you are growing inside the womb? inside a box with only you and a cat? under the treads of moving tank? inside a atomic explosion? In a vacuum tube?

Found the larper

>inside a box with only you and a cat

I don't see why not

I dont think you understand the gravity of this situation. It was some beach themed rave so I was in swim shorts and she was in a one piece baywatch get up. I put my dick right in between her legs and thrusted like pic related but clothed. I’m not surprised she acted the way she did.

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Yes to all except your grandma

Depends what drugs you take

I don't know dude, that might be rape

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>smart
>your

Nah, I had to put it somewhere. I did not want to to be smashed and bent against her ass.

What's wrong with a chicks ass bro? Do you prefer man ass? Are you a faggit?

I like ass but my dick was so hard that if it would have collied with a cheek straight on at enough force It would have fucked up my dick

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it was an invite, faggot, and i only went to get my dick wet, which i did

I thought my best bet would be in between the cheeks and I ended up in thigh job territory

lol uuuh

He is still going, look at him go. Ok, you are having fun with this larp, im not going to ruin it for you.

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id fuk you in the ass at a festival

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You can have sex anywhere tbh.

lmao what a dumb bitch

Every one of them is possible, not advisable, but possible

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Kek, you are a gay? Omg you are such a faggot you fucking homo!

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This is my girl. And I love her

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This.
To have any chance of getting laid you need to camp at the festival. The girls who'll be down to fuck will likely be the ones drinking and smoking weed around the tents late at night. The ones at the stages are actually there for the music or are rolling on mdma.

easily if the fest has overnight camping.

Summerfag spotted

I had sex in a vagina once. With my penis.

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Veery proud Gopal of having the sex, next time she please must consent

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I fucked Stevie Wonder. It was wonderful.