Hosting my own party but every time I go to a party, I end up drinking too fast and throwing up, so what is the optimal beer-drinking pace for me?
3 bottles (300ml each): I'm tipsy
5 bottles: I'm drunk
7 bottles: I'm pissing myself
9 bottles: Vomiting
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For clarity, I mean how long should I wait between bottles
Hahaha just take cocaine you fucking faggot
I only go partying when I'm on cocaine or mdma
Learn how to drink?
Also I drink between 0.5 and 1 Liter vodka or gin
Rep that shit
Cocaine on minimum wage? I'd be homeless, MDMA + Beer is great though
>party
>beer
kill yourself you fucking normie
coke, itll change your life
Do what I do sell the shit
Yeah... I'm a police officer, I can't really do that
Pussy
I have 12-15 a night on weekdays & 20-25 on weekends
But I’m a raging alcoholic
OK you are fucked user you could be corrupt to make some extra cash I know some of that guys and they make a fuck Ton of money
Timing drinking your beers sounds like a fun party....
Being a lightweight is great though. Cheaper nights out.
Eat two and a half hours prior.
After two beers, wait half an hour-45 minutes, while waiting drink one bottle of water.
Continue this pattern for profit.
beer tastes like shit and you need to piss often
drink vodka faggot
I prefer whiskey, which I am hoping someone brings, I've already bought 3 crates of budweiser
And you need for a good night like 0.5 g if you want to be really high it's like 30$
all alcohol makes you piss more you fucking gopnik
but you need less vodka than beer to be drunk retard
1+ liters of beer vs a couple shots of vodka
I'm a polak and I can't stand vodka. Tequila is much easier.
This. Shared a bottle with my girlfriend and it was the best sex of my life
start with one or two beers and wait 30 minutes. it takes 30 minutes for alcohol to hit you. pace yourself after that, don't drink so fast you make yourself sick. puking and pissing yourself is no fun and people will make fun of you.
it took me a few tries to get it right when i was younger too. just slow down a lot. take it easy. it's not a race.
Tequila is fucking disgusting drink him with bitter lemon
if you afford to pay more than a couple old bread crums for your vodka it will go down easy
uncle vlad's methanol blend will taste like shit, a good vodka like smirnoff will go down easy
RIP your liver
slow down or die
By Allah do you people have no sense of decency?
Smirnoff is fucking disgusting drink grey goose or beluga that's good shit
you had me until
>a good vodka like Smirnoff
What drugs combine well with alcohol? I think weed is pretty fun
Nice dubs
But absolute is far superior
I swear to fucking god weed is a placebo, I don't feel a fucking thing when I smoke it and when I do it's because it has more tobacco in it than weed.
Crystal Skull is the best vodka. try it sometime if you haven't. blu frog is excellent as well.
you need better weed. sounds like you're smoking some weak shit. have you tried medical?
Do the ultimate mix take cocaine drink smoke weed and put some mdma crystals in your drink this is the best I fucking love it
Cheers.
Might just be a cultural thing. I live in South Texas so tequila is everywhere. Also if you do it right with a pinch of salt, shit, then bite into a lime, its pretty damn good. I'd recommend Hornitos.
Definitely. I should say Vodka hates me. Everytime I drink it I get immediately overheated inside and out. Not the warm cozy feeling I want, just fucking feel like the diabeetus kicked in
I’m 41 & have been doing this every single day for many many years. No turning back now.....
Never tried crystal skull, but wasn't it a massive scam and it just had a fancy bottle?
Shot not shit lol
No, I don't think so. Can you even find medical weed in the UK? Britfag here
no it's legitimately good in my opinion. i think Absolut is lovely as well so i think you should be able to trust my taste. they may sell travel size bottles of it.
I don't know I hate tequila I only drink k vodka and gin sometimes beer but I live in Germany so you can't count beer it's literally a basic food here
SMIRNOFF GANG
SMIRNOFF GANG
ah shit i'm so sorry, i don't know that you can. amerilard here. mine comes from the medical states next to mine. i hope our countries both pull their collective heads out of their asses and legalize recreational weed soon so you will be able to try it. there truly is a hell of a difference between street weed and cannabis cultivated for medicinal use. night and day.
once you get drunk, slow down to 2-4 beers an hour or so.
cirrhosis gang
Yeah, its a shame that the only prominent party in the UK considering legalizing weed is the liberal democrats
Off topic but I was looking for a German earlier to answer this if you know.
I am curious is Luxembourg cool or a shit place to live?
in germany it's kinda mixed
i mean it IS illegal but at least in the far west where i live you can just drive about 15 minutes and you're in the netherlands
also pretty much any party left of the christian democrats and their sm slave the social democrats want legal weed
i have no idea about living there but taxes are really low so porkies and people who like cheap cigarettes go there
Lol at 300ml. 12oz?
Speaking of the Netherlands being close, how does it work in the continent? Do you just drive straight in or do you pay a toll/show a passport?
fuck off amerilard, your units are shit
Wait 10 minutes between drinks and check how drunk you feel. It seems lame but it'll save your ass. Lasting the whole night > getting piss drunk quickly
Metric is bestric
thanks to the Schengen-Treaty you can freely travel between eu states without controls
don't need a visa either
Xanax
Fucking expensive in Germany you can feed yourself with like 5 euros a day
Who mixes tobacco with weed?
90/10 stani
if you stick to roughly 1.5-2 beers per hour, you should be ok, just slow down after you've got 6 in you, down to 1/hour
The faggot who rolls it when I don't
That's retarded. What's the point?
Lip bite test
Nurse your beer if your bottom lip is a little numb when you bite it. Good to go if not. Have fun, and hide your expensive/fragile shit
Signs of ditch weed. Get some exotics from a reputable dealer, dont mix your shit with tobacco, it only means you are smoking less pot. Get a bong and take big rips. I used to have a friend who thought he'd get stoned off a joint or two and you seem to have the exact same problems he had.
Do you eurotrash fags mix tobacco in your bongs and bowls too?
It burns better and I like tabacco I smoke like 20 cigarettes per day
Ill have you know if you have some good shit, a flashbang can be quite tasty. Bottom half is pot top half is tobaca
Faggots do but normally bong is with out tabacco
lol drunk at 5, what a newfag. Well you should try just drinking virgin drinks for a while. dont get blasted or ur place is fucked, everyone will fuck it up and steal your shit. not to mention draw dicks on ur face. Good luck, Post the end result the day after.
I only just bought a bong recently and haven't used it with weed yet, but we tend not to. Except this one Polak slut I know
That's just weird. In my entire life, 30 years, and 15 doing drugs, I've never seen anyone mix tobacco and weed. I mean to each their own. But I don't get it
Everyone smokes cigarettes in Germany so we do that shit and it's cheaper
>drunk after 2 and a half pints
binge hard liqour till you stop being such a lightweight
I don't mind it. Cheaper for me to get drunk
Okay. Smoking cigarettes is legal in the USA, but it's almost like a cardinal sin. Idk man. I smoke. Newport. But try finding a place that let's you smoke.
Haha mies in Germany you can smoke were you like if it's outdoors
we all know this fucking guy and we all hate him
Sometimes I don't understand you Americans you are the land of the free but you can't smoke and drink where you want to
Not on any public street/sidewalk in my city. Or any publicly occupied building.
2 beers per hour
>start with beer 2-4 bottles
>vodka don't drink beer anymore
>avoid sweet drinks like cocktails etc
Core cause why you start to vomit etc is because a lot of people don't know how to drink. If you just pour down different types of alcohol your body will react to it. Not in a good way.
This is just fucked brat
We've got our problems, just like any country. Good, great things about living in the united states. Horrible, bad things too. But the irony isn't lost on me.
Yes we have problems too but I love to sit in the park drinking my bottle of vodka or beer without having to hide it
avoid sugary drinks in general imo, makes for a much harder hangover (they also taste like shit in my eye)
I only really drink coffee, water and milk so should be fine
add vodka and you're me
what
Thanks for the bump, nigga
im stoned
>start with beer then vodka
arent you meant to drink spirits first? beer before liqour, never been sicker.
the only sweet alcohol i can stomach is regular cider. shit like kopparberg makes me puke within a single sip
The terms "Land of the free, Free country, etc" are just tools of manipulation. They are not that different from European countries, we have the same rights and freedoms as they do. But they somehow think they are the only free people on this planet. Americans are fucking idiots, people call each other heroes for the smallest of things. Your a mentally ill and unstable human being that should be treated for your instabilities. Nah, fuck that, cut off my dick do a speech and be called a hero by everybody. Now that's a nation full of fucking retards.
*Angry right to bear arms noises*
I want gun rights
In my experience, yes. Hard liquor hits faster and harder. I usually avoid drinking them as cocktails. I don't mix them with anything. And having a glass or two of water will help you out a lot in the morning with the hang over. There is are a lot of things that can fuck your body over even if do all of this tho. For example going outside to have smake/fresh air, will get you considerably more drunk faster.
And I want free speech that is what makes me angry about Germany
Europeans have the right to bear arms as well. But we have to go through a system that evaluates our mental state and gives us proper knowledge and training to use the fire arms. You know, so people don't go bat shit and start shooting each other at public gatherings and what not.
unless you are a neo-nazi free speech is absolutely not an issue in germany
Yeah but I was in prison for not following a order and I would not be qualified for a gun so fuck them I want to shoot guns Fri k and stoned and give a fuck so fuck Germany fuck eu fuck kike fuck niggers fuck shitskins fuck spics
Fuck you I'm not a neo Nazi I'm a fascist what's wrong with criticizing the kikes
Prime example of the average American. Land of the fat and stupid.
What appeals to you about fascism? It just seems like a lose/lose
if you seriously believe this trash you are not worth arguing against because nothing will change your mind
I love fascism it's the strong discipline and the militatrism
fuck you commie go suck a Tranny dick
depends on how long you plan on staying. if its for more than 4 hours limit yourself to 1 or 2 per hour
and I love my race and our culture
go back to your containment board stormfag
Deutschland über alles
Sieg heil
Gott will es etc
HAHAH fuck normies amirite? HAHAH having a active social life? FUCK THAT! Going out on the weekends instead of staying home browsing the chan and masturbating to anime girls? FUCK THAT!
Nice I like this pic but it's not that accurate
I leave my thread for 10 minutes and now it's /pol/
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Time to sage then, stop the infestation before the cavallery of faggotry shows up
>inb4 you know wat
404 time!
NIggers aren't people
fuck.
Cry moar niglet, this is Yea Forums
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When im at a party its usually about 6 bottles/cans an hour unless we break out the tremens beer. have a really high tolerance though and have been known to finish off 24pcks in an hour
Jesus fucking Christ, my liver would explode
Die faggot.
Drink more by yourself... get your tolerance up. Be an alcoholic degenerate like the rest of us.
honestly id try build up tolerance with spirits it worked for me and now im only drunk after about 11 bottles but im irish so maybe thats hereditary