Last night a fucking mosquito kept me awake for hours. Each fucking time I was about to fall asleep, the little fucker came close to my ear, buzzing like hell.
So tonight I decided to get a revenge.
I trapped it into a glass, and I'm trying to get it exhausted as I was yesterday. I put the glass into a bowl of water to reduce the available space and force it to keep flying.
I also poured hot water on top of glass, in order to get mist all over the inner side of the glass. That way it can't land on the glass and has to keep flying until it's exhausted and fall into hto water.
I've been playing with it for 24h, and the little guy is still alive.
Mosquitoes are fucking filth If he was drowning a puppy or something I'd agree but it's a fucking mosquito you uppity nigger
James Adams
hammer it to a board
Jason Ortiz
Put it in a bigger bowl with a smaller glass and leave less than a quarter inch of space for it to fly to make it more distressed. I hate these little fuckers they deserve the worst
:beginning Fun fact : when pouring hot water on the glass, I can make it so hot, that mosquito (let's call him nigger) can't land at all.
So nigger keeps flying over and over, then ends falling into water. Since he can't stand hot water, he flies again.
He does so, unti il falls into hot water. Then water cools down and he can get back to life.
Wait 5 minutes GOTO :beginning
Jordan Thompson
step on it leg
Carter Edwards
lol I don't care about the mosquito, it's just the fact that someone spends 24h turturing something that does not feel anything, it's just a little funny
You obviously do care about the mosquito, and probably feel bad for it even though they're disgusting and spread disease Do you have pet cockroaches?
Liam Stewart
shuold be legal?
Carson Long
It's not my first attempt to torture mosquito, and I noticed how it's impossible to dismantle them.
You can remove wings and legs to a fly, and let it die slowly. But it's not possible with mosquitos, as if their legs are stronger than their whole body. If you try to dismantle them, you basically tear them apart.
try find a spider to put in there with him so he will be eaten or just throw him in a freezer or something like that
Elijah Torres
Rolling for this
Mason Nelson
microwaves minimum power, duration 3 minutes.
William Butler
freezer option sounds good...
Joseph Powell
Trying it.
Colton Bell
tried using two tweezer?
I understand what you meant when you try to pull its legs from its body, you end up harming the body, which is not what you want. With two tweezer however, you can pull it's leg apart without injuring its body
Ethan Bennett
not really. goes in a sort of hybernation, wont actually die
Owen Nguyen
Can you record it for us OP
Alexander Sanchez
Do you have "peltier modules"? This could be interesting.
Henry Taylor
A casserole with the bottom brush with a heavy oil, so that the mosquitoes stay glued, fire soft, small gas mouth.
Anthony Reed
OK, it wasn't a good idea.
Nigger didn't like it. At all. I thing the rotation of the microwave plate just fucked it up.
I had to rescue it, and remove water to wait for him to heal.
kinda drunk, would take hours to cum, thread would die.
Lincoln Cooper
tried to.
Actually, nigger can land on water. What a flithy motherfucker.
Ethan Allen
don't appreciate even that basic ability he's a dirty fuck who deserves to die gas him with alcohol
Jeremiah Thompson
put soap in the water, it will damage the watersurface and he cant land anymore
Juan Perez
Gibe him a drop of blood to feed, but mix blood with alcohol so it gets drunk
Isaiah Rogers
They don't feel suffering. Any satisfaction from the idea of inflicting suffering on a literal insect is in your own sadistic mind. Also mosquitos literally lay their eggs in water. if it gets tired it'll just stand on the fucking water to rest because its legs have evolved for surface tension.
Thomas Rivera
you really are a faggot
Logan Hernandez
smoke weed and blow the smoke on it make the lil nigga so stoned he will die
Liam Young
rip out his wings, let him walk to find his own food
It's really harmed, can't fly anymore, but still alive. I got it back in its previous hot water jail. it looks really painful to it, it won't stop moving because of hot glass.
Igo to bed. i'll see if it's alive tomorrow. If so, i'll cut a wing and set it free for a slow death.
The only high-level languages I can think of that use those sorts of labels are BASIC dialects and batch scripting, both of which are far worse than Python. Don't get me wrong, I hate Python too.
fucker spends half of his life in water as larva and pupa and you torture him with water? well ...
Gabriel Martinez
Smoke the fucker, mozzies hate smoke
John Stewart
I once trapped a spider overseas in my dorm room that was like 50% larger in span than my hand.
I'm not too in to spiders but this one scared the shit out of me. When I went to my room for lunch it was just there on the wall... above my bed.
I called in an emergency to work and got my rubber gloves. I could sleep knowing that shit was in there.
After tucking all my clothing into eachother I got to work. chasing it around the room for an hour and losing it a few times I eventually managed to trap it in a large container. Now I had a dilemma.
I couldn't figure out what to do with it, I had seen it squeeze through some wicked shit and the container was too large to fit a paper under.
after debating a while I decided to go chemical weapons on it. I cut a tiny hole in the top and started squeezing rubbing alcohol into the container. It was a pretty gruesome death.
After the whole ordeal I was calm enough to do some research on spiders that were in the area. It was a perfectly safe spider that wanted nothing to do with me and probably never would have bit me even if I wanted it to. but the size of like a medium dinner plate.
rest in peace spider, im so sorry. My spider catch and release game needs change.
Nolan Flores
Literally 10 seconds in the microwave and that thing would die, let alone the supposed 3 minutes you cooked him. Fuck off along with this thread
Michael Mitchell
>isopropyl alcohol Ironically that's exactly how you're supposed to euthanize bugs.
