Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Colton Mitchell
Cameron Lewis
Hunter Garcia
My body's hot, but I feel cold
Adrian Hernandez
Doc, I had sex last night with an alien and now my dick has turned blue - wat do?
Alexander Sanders
Jim, you have space herpes.
John Rivera
A simple case of acute cranial rectal inversion syndrome. Fist yourself and it will correct itself in 3-5 days.
Samuel Morgan
doctor I have a phaser stuck in my ass
Julian Campbell
I just saw an user with asymmetric boobs and I want to fuck her.
Adrian Butler
Dammit Wesley, not again.
Colton Cook
Perfectly normal. Put a baby in her and watch those hormones turn those utters into a twilight zone episode.
Joshua Morales
how long do i got doc?
David Brown
I don't want an asymmetric baby. I want an asymmetric holographic fuck toy.
Henry Reed
*hngggg* sorry, doc is busy, pls wait.
Jace Lopez
Doctor I inserted a tribble in my rectum and I can't get it out
Xavier Murphy
its not supposed to come out.
Bentley Bell
Fascinating
Anthony Scott
Get railed by a Klingon. It will latch on to his member.
Robert Walker
Doc, I accidentally a bio-neural gel pack.
Juan Cox
Doc, Seven of Nine just sat on my face in cargo bay 1 and now I'm having trouble breathing
Cooper Reed
Niiiice.
Nicholas Jackson
i tried to beam my dick into sevenofnines ass but it didn't worked like intended. can you give me a bionic penis please?
Evan Morgan
Doc a colleague informed me that the woman I slept with last night probably had ogre-aids... will I be ok?
Grayson Brown
Only after I've extracted this strange biomass from Neelix.
Easton Rivera
I need a bionic penis so seven of nine will be attracted to me.
Julian Thomas
DIAL H FOR HERO, DOC
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en.wikipedia.org
DIAL H FOR HORROR, TOO
Cameron Walker
Dominic Price
make my bionic penis double the size of this guys penis