So last year I signed over half a house my uncle had left me to my cousin. She's 37 and two kids with her partner...

So last year I signed over half a house my uncle had left me to my cousin. She's 37 and two kids with her partner. I'm 33. For this she agreed to stay with me for a week and have sex. Took a lot of negotiating on what and how many times, etc. I can't have kids so she will or her kids will eventually get the house. And I got what I want. Will not post photo as I know my half brother is on Yea Forums regular

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Being as last thread died I'll confess again to fucking this girl while she was unconscious at a beach party in New Zealand when her bf was dancing round the fire like a dick on drugs. She was on one of those half tent things. Dress with bikini underneath. Didn't last five minutes

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I am jerking it to my daughter's socks while smelling them

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You fucking disgusting nigger

How was the sex?

Cheated on my Girlfriend with her Older Sister.
She was 5 years older than me but our intrest were similar enough,I went on a party with them and was the assigned driver since I don't drink alcohol.
Gf got wasted and sleepy,sister didn't want to leave her alone so we just sat and talked all night.
Mostly normie geek shit
>Star Wars,Harry Potter,Marvel etc.
She said that,it would be nice to have talks like this with her dates.
Once it was almost 2AM we left the party,she was not really drunk but her sister was passed out drunk.
She said I could sleep in their house and I agreed
Picked up some clothes from my house and went.
I put her sister in bed
Neither of us wanted to sleep,so we just watched Netflix.
Things got going to the point where I started to get a boner from looking at her tits.
She rested her hand on my lap and felt my dick.
>oh...Oh Sorry.
>it's ok
She was really cute when embarrassed
>I didn't know you were...
>well you are really close to me so it's normal
She looked at me with a confused face.
>so you don't want me to get close
>you can do what you want really
After that she got a little close to me,her leg was above mine so I could see a spread.
Her pussy was soaked,I slowly start touching her
>I thought you were dating my sister
>I said you could stop whenever you want
After that she sat on my lap and started making out.
Best sex I ever had,dominated every good thing about her sister.
We didn't talk since but I'll try to do her again this weekend

Samefag

For two months I dated a 63 year old woman. I’m 18. I would very much like to go much higher than that.

Sounds like a win/win, user.

So I may have been like 10, but I had a hot say 16 year old cousin. Used to cuddle a lot, even on hot sticky nights. Then she'd usually just wear a t shirt and boxers, if that, sometimes just topless. Would fall asleep, face between her tits and hard cock on her crotch. Idk if she knew or cared, but it was nice

Someone i trusted back in high school took me out around town one night when i was really depressed. We didn’t really go anywhere just kind of walked around the city looking at things we didn’t notice before. He was worried as hell about me because of my depression and wanted to spend time with me to cheer me up. I didn’t realize he thought forcing himself on me was his way of making me feel better though. Honestly I feel guilty for not fighting back but maybe I hated myself and couldn’t just say no to him.

>Assuming he wouldn’t recognize this situation and connect the dots.

Post her nudes or fuck off with your shit.

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Very awkward to begin with. We both showered separately first few times. She wanted it doggy style the first time, didn't want to do it face to face to begin with. She came out in a towel from the bathroom. She is short, slim waist and big arse. Towel was not covering all hey arse so she bent over the bed still with towel on. I lubed her up and be. She didn't really move or say anything. We agreed on doing anal three times. Which happend first time on second day after we got really dunk

Bf dancing like a dick while i was raping like a rapist.

Pathetic responding to your own shit

Got caught posting A girl on but sometimes I still want to

Fetish for fucking unconscious girls or do you prefer if they are awake?

I once fucked an ugly Thalidomide girl, too ashamed to tell my friends

how old is she?

I'm well into my 20s but I prefer girls around 18-19, so much easier to coerce into things. So much more fragile and merely using the little bitches is the ultimate thrill.

She's 12

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u are retarded

Can you post some more? Would you be willing to sell some?

I don't have taken more pics than those
No I don't think so

made a 13 year old girl who lived a few houses away suck my cock when i was 17.

she had a huge crush on me and always followed me home from school.

never got in any troubler so i guess she never told anyone.

Same here dude

i want to have sex with a horse

I love jerking off to girls fucking and sucking horse cock, but find the thought of my partner doing it revolting

nah im a dude and i want to fuck a female horse.

I have a massive stolen pic fetish

I touched a dead girls breast at a funeral parlour

Na that does not do it for me.

I want to volunteer for a deployment so I can get away from my wife

Prefer it if they are awake. Was a spare of the moment thing. She's a doctor and yoga instructor. To do her when she is awake would be amazing

I've tried human before

Cheated on my girlfriend with her 16 year old friend. In her bed. She walked in whilst i was hanging out of the back of her under the sheets. She didnt realise. She made me nut in her without bc too.

How’d that happen?

My crush is a nazi gf and so I'm afraid she likes Brenton Tarrant more? Is she psychotic?

Lol get raped

Been married 7 years setting up a weekend meet up with my ex in September disguised as a work trip so we can fuck like we did in 10 years ago.

Camping trip deep in the Yukon. Got snowed in during a bad storm. Ran out of supplies and someone in the group left to seek help but couldn't get far. Exposure got them. Needless to say we were hunget and out of food. We were found but local authorities didn't want the story getting out. We signed NDAs. The offical cause of death was exposure and the family was told the body fell victim to wildlife.

Holy shit me too!!! I am doing the same shit as we speak.

Fuck off low life scum ducking loser i’m Gonna rape you and your mom fucking goofs

Awesome

If true, this is a pretty fucking wild story. Did compassion and kindness have something to do with you being willing to sign over the house to her? Or was it purely motivated by lust?

Btw, if you have Kik and would be willing to share some pics of her privately, I'm intrigued and would really like to see her and jack my fat cock off to this apparently-sexy cousin of yours.

Why could you just not say no to him? If you have Kik, you can message me at LittleHooptie and tell me more about your story. I'd like to hear more about it.

Jesus. What did it taste like?

I want to share but don’t think what I hav is worth it anyone wanna share on kik first tell me if she’s worth it ?

Well, like I said I can't have kids. So I ain't going to pass it on to anyone, plus I had fantasised about her since I was about 14. Use to steal her underwear. Still have them somewhere in the shed. She ain't that amazingly sexy, but she just does it for me. Don't have Kik sorry.

I was at an after-funeral get together at the house of an extended family member. I don't know what was up with my diet at the time, but I hadn't pooped in several days, and it was at this event that my body decided enough was enough.
Tiny old lady bathroom, complete with little knitted figure to cover the spare toilet roll.
I finish, go to flush, nothing happens. The handle turns but no water.
Even the hallway outside the bathroom is packed, so I can't just leave it.
Contemplate mashing it up with the toilet brush. Instead, in my autism, I decide to fish it out of the toilet, wrap it in toilet paper, and throw it out the window. Tall but narrow frosted window I can't see out of, I even have to stretch up to toss it out once I open it.
Whew.
Mfw I walk back downstairs and realise it's landed on the clear glass roof of the conservatory most people are gathered in.
Poker face for the next two hours.

Thanks for replying. Just go download Kik from the App/Play store, it will take you maybe 2-3 minutes total to get it up and running, and then send me a message at LittleHooptie

Or, let me know a way to message you privately? I want to jack my fat cock off to your cousin and this story.

Kik me at LittleHooptie and I'll give you some feedback.

bit on the pork side-ish, hint of chicken. we were scared of disease so we pretty much almost burnt the parts we ate

Junk email jackdorn7 gmail

Please, Satan, kill Sonia's mother.

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

My wife's name is Sonia and she is being unfaithful to me with a Twitter user. He is making me suffer a lot, denying everything and saying he doesn't love me. I'm thinking a brutal revenge.

I really want to find a group of friends that share their nudes of girls they know: a nude cooperative.

Anyone have any.experiences of that?

Will get kik

Same. Found a girl once that was into it. All that was missing to do it was the horse...

Wow. Ia your wife that much unbearable? Guess divorce isn't an option...

Never thought I would but the ex reached out and I'm still interested. I look for girls with her traits in the porn I watch. She would squirt like no one I've ever seen. Needless to say if I get caught my wife will leave me for sure!

I've realized the only thing that actually turns me on is images of of women in dominatrix outfits gazing at the camera with sultry looks on their faces. I can get turned on by other kinds of images, but only if I'm actually jerking off. This is the only kind of erotica that gets me off on its own.

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I don't want to divorce her. I just want to be away from her for awhile.

A girl in a wheelchair asked me out when I was 15. I didn't really want to go out with her, I wasn't attracted to her, but I pitied her so I didn't say no. One thing led to another and I married her.

Underwhelming?

What's fucking like?

Same here dude

In this same light, I had sex with a 70 something year old when I was 22. My friends and I had finished playing tennis and she drunkinly came by and started getting reeeally close to me, grabbing me, sking how the game went, etc. My friends were dying with laughter, but I went back with her to her house and did all sorts of freaky stuff. She smelled awful, booze and BO, but I was horny.

It's mostly normal apart from her needing lube.

bump

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