Yea Forumsros i just saved this rat from getting squashed in the road. what now??

Yea Forumsros i just saved this rat from getting squashed in the road. what now??

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give name, water, food and plenty of love

cat food is cheap. Give it that
is it soft?

If you're not a poor fag, bring it to the vet, should cost less than 80$ having it checked up. Then you give it love, soft food and a comfortable stress free area to chill and sleep. Then you decide if you're keeping it or putting it up for adoption. Anything less than what I just described would make you a subhuman nigger.

Boop the snoot

Take him to a vet, see if he has a chip. Get him vaccinated.

Love it for the rest of your natural and unnatural life.

Srow roast over an open fire. Shit tastes dericious srathered in bbq sauce. I show you if you give me rat.

Take it to the vet. If youre broke just dont pay the bill they will still take care of it and you can always pull the whole "i'll pay next time I'm in" scam. But he looks dirty so I would give a bath food and water and hope that hes healthy.

Excellent advice so far, I appreciate it.
I'm not stupid but I'm definitely no nurturing keep it alive smart.
Thanks for the tips!
I'll share progress periodically

Microwave high 10 min

newfag

Love and protecc

Cum on it.

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Find a box, put a blanket or something comfy in it to lay in. Lay a pile of newspaper around the box for when it has to use the bathroom. tupperware with food and 1 tupperware with water next to box. give it plenty of love. if you have the money then do what other anons suggested and take it to the vet, check for the chip if no chip get it vaccinated and keep the fluffer for yourself. godspeed user.

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This. But, also cum on it.

we get it, you're new and a fag

This.

Summer

we should probably name it.

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Fuck off, dickhead

good thread

Diz

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Fluffy

This

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>rat

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What about suicide. Your own of course..?

Pika, pika

It needs infant milk you dumb cunts

This

Cunts..? Yeah, i'd like some milk from cunts...

eyes look infected. take to the vet, then love it forever. or leave it with the local humane society, stating that you cannot care for it. its a kitten. it will have a home soon enough

ugly as sin

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DUBS GETS TO NAME IT

ROLLING FOR “PENISFACE”

honestly OP unless you have the time i suggest you find it a good foster home this kitten is simply too young it'll need a lot of care(which is easy enough to do) but will require time and constant attention also if you put it in a box with a towel lining put an insulated hot water bag on one side of the box KITTENS CANNOT THERMOREGULATE

good idea roll for name

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hurr durr

Where do we stand with the cumming on it?

Not really, it's gonna be a pretty kitten when cleaned up.

>KITTENS CANNOT THERMOREGULATE
reading about it now

Chuftek

She/he is cute :3

Rolling for Juandisimo

btw dont give it cow milk that would only make it feels worse, there is baby cat formula but if you cant afford it look for an alternative on google.

Fluffy

This

This

Doggo, First of his name !

Rolling for name "Buttknuckle"

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Rolling for The Cat

Cadolf.

Rolling for Fluffy

Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette

Fluffy

fluffy

Fluffy.

rolling for Dogfart

Fluffy :3

Rolling for fluffy

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Once more

Hitler

REROLL

go away china no one likes you

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Major General Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben

MOre FLUFFY

And wee have our doubles !

fuck YEAH

i have kids man

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Nice !

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dang i need a ruling on these digits

you need to give them new names too

Purrington

He won. The kitten will be called Fluffy from now on

this was the first

quints beat dubs

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divine intervention from quints, fluffy

Just dubs, no1 cares

Rat.

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Kikenigger

Goblin Retard Faggot

Call it whatever you want,
but don't ever forget,
it's actual name is Dogfart

dogfart 'fluffy' jenkins

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Name it "Cum"

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niggerfaqqut

Well done.

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We have a winner!

>Trump shirt
Based animal lover

Too late, dicktard

TheJew

Sparkplug

Fluffy it is, deus lo vult.

Purrito

She is so cute. Post more :3

>never forget the day far-right extremists saved and named a rat
OP is out.
Man i really appreciate the help!!!!
The bath did fluffy really well, now it's off to get some milk and bottles.
Will update at a later time.

have sex with it

Godspeed, fluffy-user.

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why did you make me fucking watch that

This is a very young kitten. Go to petsmart or a farm and home store like Orschlen and they will have a product called Kitten milk replacement. Buy the powder and it should last you. If not that very young kitten will die and you will feel really bad.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Find a seagull, and let it deal with it

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I am 100% sure that this is an alien in disguise. Bob Lazzar can confirm that on 300,01% too.

It's time for that friggin' raid...

Adolf the Second

Wholesome threads like this is why I still come here.
Occasionally we're the nice guys.

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That kitten is only a couple weeks old. Its still in the nursing stage. You will have to bottle feed it.

Or a dog. Or an abortion. Just kill it, cats are the antichrist.

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It would be better to take it somewhere that has other cats and the resources to care for it.

Mmmmm... Could.. Could, mm, could you bottlefeed me, p-p-pleaseee...?

it looks small enough where it might still need to be weened. you might have to bottle feed that thing.

BOOP THAT SHIT

Many kitty kisses desu

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blender

Check if you dick will go all the way into it's pooper.

give it a name, lovies , food , shelter and your undying loyalty and devotion

>be me
>have cat
>fed, litter scooped, taken to vet
>pretty much just hisses and runs away

fuck cats

>this
Livestream it also

Stop being ugly and itll love u

I dub the

Sir Sigmond VI

Winrar

>Yea Forumsros i just saved this rat from getting squashed
󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 Make some ratatouille
󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 󠘁 (with freshly skinned rat)

Cats are assholes, not anarchists

Dubs you name it baby and raise it. If not dubbs still raise it and name it baby, oh and you must love it no matter what

Dubs confirmed

Calm the poor thing down.
Let it sniff your hands.
Put it water and food.
Put it on a warm blanket and rest for the night.
Pet it more the next day and let it explore your space.

ALSO: The right eye doesn't look good, take it to vet as soon as possible!

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Put him in the microwave for 2min to dry him up.

Set it on fire

You prob shouldn't

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You first

Guardian Angel of Yea Forums and especially it's animals.
Watch your fucking mouthes u creatures.

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I am fucking serious u morons. Dont feel to safe. U will be found and ur suggestions will be done 2 u. Watch ur back

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Be careful about those crusts around it's eyes, it looks like some of them fell off when you washed it but if you see them coming back, just take it to the vet or it'll lead to some nasty infections.

Newfag

You’re the only new one here, summerbitch. Lives have been destroyed by smart ass cunts who thought they could hurt animals, especially cats, and post it here. You would know this if you were here instead of shitting your diaper in kindergarten.

>he never heard about caturday
Hang yourself kiddo.

Again.. the next one. I was probably already posting here when u little 2000+ piece of shit still was stuck in ur moms uterus.

Watch ur fkn mouth who you call "newfag", newfag.

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