My "landlord" is really just another tenant who thinks it's legal to kick me out in less than two weeks...

What an entitled cunt.

rip up the floor boards and fill the cavity with raw meat , milk and shit

Don't forget to leave a shit in the toilet

I've been a mellow, laid back tenant. I have a normal, professional career and socialize politely with guests and then keep to myself. This person abruptly decided to kick me out and is stealing a security deposit from me.

I always paid on time. The subleasers here are all being kicked out because this guy just doesn't want any roommates anymore and thinks he can steal from and bully us. His crackhead ex girlfriend steals out appliances and blankets and stuff when we don't lock our bedrooms during the day.

Trust me Yea Forums, I'm more than ethically justified here.

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go back to plebbit

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throw some bed bugs before you go
also some cockroaches eggs
also take some hot bath and close the bathroom door to make moisture and pop the paint off

1. Spill gasoline on the carpet and don’t clean it up so it smells awful
2. Burn plastic in the apartment to add to the smell
3. Break prongs off in every outlet
4. Poop in fridge
5. Loosen ceiling fans so when they get turned off next they could fall and kill the asshole landlord
6. Cut gas line day before you move out so there’s a good chance of him causing an explosion or dying
7. Fill water heater with sediment so it needs to be replaced
8. Clog all drains
9. Loosen all faucets so they constantly leak
10. Place land mine under water heater so apartment explodes once owner replaces it. Gas leak will ensure massive explosion

Do you live in the United States?

shit in the microwave and cook it

Aw dude you fucked up hard. You could have sued and got a good settlement, but you acted like a stupid fucking nigger and screwed yourself. You're fucking dumb.

pay your rent, dont be faggot with him next time

anyway, if youre so keen in fucking that place up, buy dead mice at a petshop, and hide them in various areas in the house, its gonna smell like death pretty soon

clog shower, toilet, anything with running water, and make sure you know how to properly clog something before trying

just piss like a degenerate in corners of the house or on the floor, avoid carpets as they can be easily cleaned

make elderflower syrup bombs. that shit ferments easily, and it stinks like hell. google a recipe online, and mix all of that in a 5 liter plastic bottle, leave a bit of air at top. screw the cap on very very tightly, and leave it somewhere no one will look. that shit will go off in about 2-3 weeks and its gonna be very hard to clean

rape the landlords dog and take loads of pictures and print them off, when you leave super glue them to every wall in the house.

You sound like you're early 20s, probably living with a bunch of friends at a place where your name isnt on any paperwork. How close am i.

I'm thinking 1, 2, 8, and 7 are excellent options. I've purchased furnace cement and a caulking gun and think that's a great way to seal up drains, appliances and different metal things in the house. That stuff sets stronger than metal.

I've also sold his properties in GTA V and deleted all but his oldest Red Dead 2 scores. This guy is fucking me over, I only needed to stay for 60 more days and now I've gotta move all my shit to finish the last 45 days of a summer work contract.

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Also if you want to fuck things up after you leave then get some apple juice pour it into water bottles half way and leave them hidden in the toilet tank, in their closest, and behind couches. Trust me it will fuck shit up

They're practically bombs waiting to explode. Science bitch

If there are carpets or rugs, you can sprinkle with cress seeds and water it gently

> sold all his properties in GTA V

you monster

by law you are supposed to retain evidence of the security deposit not the landlord.

the landlord can just say the deposit was waived

Living alone, in my mid 20s, no paperwork except the rent payment receipts, security deposit receipt and all the texts throughout my time here indicating we're roommates.

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I feel like nobody is reading this. It really will fuck things up.

fucking idiot dumb nigger. you should be looking for a new place to live. as someone who worked as a painter who came in and had to make repairs and paint the apartments you bums would fuck up, nothing in the world is as sweet as watching the maintenance supervisors get to charge you 50$ for a $1 set of blinds and $100 for a $4 toaster and $15 for a flush handle on a toilet that cost them 12¢, and so on and so on, and knowing you have to pay every cent of it or you are going to jail. the sheriffs in every county I've worked in in 3 states play no games with that shit. you're the lowest form of life you fucking nigger. pay your fucking rent and if you can't, get the fuck out. I swear to christ I would stomp you to death in the street if there would be no consequences. there's no reasoning with people like you. you're probably white as fuck too. doesn't matter, you're a fucking nigger and you'll always be one. you disgust me and every other semi decent person on this earth. I hope you get taken to court over that bullshit, I hope you think you don't have to go, you get a FTA warrant and I hope a big boss nigger fucks you to death inside.

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Systematically keep soaking the carpet under his bed every day
Black mold will build up and he will get very ill from sleeping above it every night

trust me, i had a 5 liter plastic bottle of elderflower syrup explode on the balcony of my old apartment. it left a fucking rotten stench and it was still smelling a bit 2 years later, when i moved out. apple juice does fuck shit up, but elderflower syrup is a fucking shit nuke. especially if you mix in it more stuff that ferments, like a little bit of yeast

Damn bro youre so fucking retarded for doing shit that is clearly you and not fuckin naturally occurring.

Dead mice was a good suggestion

Bed bugs and roaches are also good ones because you can just get these anytime

Youre a fucking idiot op and I hope your equally cunty landlord sues your dumbass

I got the evidence, but this is going to require civil court and the use of non-certified documents. It's gonna be a bitch and if I start litigating while still in the house, it's gonna cause a redneck hissy fit where all my property will be destroyed. I need a week to get my valuables out and into storage before I start really fucking this place up.

What really pisses people off is breaking their house rules. No smoking in the house? Smoke away. No over night guests. Fuck sleep over. Better than any damage you could do.

it wont

>before I start really fucking this place up.
this is going to get you into far more trouble than its worth.

who does the landlord work for and who actually owns the house?

Yeah, just swing by the bed bug and cockroach egg store and pick up a bucket full of those fuckers. And then....do something that people do every single day....take a shower with the bathroom door closed....that’ll learn him. How many crayons do you eat on an average day user?

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Go on the deep web and download a ton of cp onto his computer and then call the cops on him.

He cant evict you if he's in jail

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I already found one! So don't worry about me. I'm taking revenge here because it's been declared that my whole security deposit is already being stolen, so I must take satisfaction in the form of property destruction consummate to the amount I paid. I will not let people walk all over me because they think I won't do anything bad to them.

make bottles of jenkum and leave all around the place

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oh youre just a lying troll

>forgot pet stores exists for a moment
mate, the bathroom thingy is braindead, but youre even more braindead

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this , or just swat him

none i'm just a negro, i don't shower much

I kek'd

Not sure how subletting laws work but tbh he more than likely would be able to sue for all the damages and probably damages you didn’t cause. Most judges will see the amount of damage then blame any other damage the prosecution brings up as your fault.

The day that you leave you should turn on all burners on high and put sauce pans full of your diarrhea on all four

none of what this thread is about is actually true

You’re actually trying to defend your idiotic comment by acting like pet stores sell cockroach eggs and bed bugs? Holy fuck user...I was kidding but really. How many crayons?

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nope

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this is /b , we dont preach about the consequences , we encourage them for maximum lulz.
if you cannot understand this concept then might I suggest an alternative for your newfags , PLEBBIT

Post pics of sugar in outlets and garbage disposal

>this is /b , we dont preach about the consequences , we encourage them for maximum lulz.

this isn't how lulz works newfag. lulz would be finding the way to get back at the landlord without any risk to oneself then rubbing it in their face

You must be retarded. Do you not know about fermentation sealed inside of an empty space? Fucking double digit IQ nigger

I think it's pretty obvious. Accidentally knock over a candle...whole house burns down.

shut up and go back

I'm sure that 30 days is the legal minimum to move. I was gonna move anyways at the end of October, and now i have to move all my shit twice and live somewhere expensive that will allow me to rent for just 2 months. He's fucking up my whole winter season and making me waste all the money I was gonna travel with during my off-season. This is the time for revenge.

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it won't do anything i clean hoarder homes for a living you're just parotting things your cousin's friends uncles brother heard

Throw a fish in a vent somewhere

I figure but just Incase user is an idiot about to ruin his life I gave the fore warning

rape his dog already faggot

I used a funnel and cleaned everything up for the outlets, I don't want that coming back on me.

Yea Forums isn't your little edgelord universe user it never was and it never will be. Try explaining the nuance of Yea Forums better

one less moron on the streets if it is true

pour jello down every plug hole and toilet

why haven't you killed yourself already ?

Lol what a lying pussy

No its grades six science. The apple juice will ferment causing it to create an expanding gas. The threshold of the bottle determines how much of an explosive it will cause. It's like a tiny bomb as long as nobody finds it

0/10 internet tough guy

I had a mate on the tools who was a plasterer. If a client was a cunt he would mix a good amount of dog shit into the plaster mix and put it over where the heater or radiators would be fixed. Guarantee that in winter the hot air would heat up the dog shit and stink the whole house out and nobody would trace the smell.

>explosion

And it'll stink like hell afterwards

Dont forget to hide raw eggs somewhere this cunt won't look, they will smell as fick after couple of weeks.

Dont forget to open them a little.

It may be 30 days or such but a court will always look in favor of him if you cause property damage. The few things you apparently did already could cause more than $400 in damages. Then he could sue you for the damages and lost potential rent money from taking time to fix said issues.

one of the very first things landlords will do if someone moves out is photograph any damage done and hire someone like me to remove garbage while documenting shit to be charged to the tennant. ive found found full bottles of (cooler than room temp) beer in a toilet tank as well as bottles of milk behind wall sockets. They don't explode they just puff up because plastic bottles aren't as weak as your imagination.

in the grand scheme of things if OP does anything younguns like you mention he's just getting himself a bigger and bigger bill while i get a bigger and bigger check

If you have hollow curtain rails put prawns inside them

You‘ve only yesterday asked what to do faggot. You have neither done this shit for a couple of days, nor will you be kicked out.
Eat a fat dick and stop larping

forgot to add. I screenshotted OP's texts so if by some strange coincidence i live in the same geographical area and get a call to clean NTE destruction i can help the landlord get balls deep in OP's anus

or just fuck his dog

The original post already says he fucked himself by pouring sugar, dumped grease, and has a putrid spray ready. It's already beyond repair. The apple juice bomb will go off after the photos were taken. Hence a hidden ticking time bomb

you complete and utter faggot

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You're part of a clean up crew? Do you clean up homicides or weeks old dead bodies? Pics?

none of what you posted is beyond repair if anything thats just elementary school level prank stuff. 2-3k of my and a plumbers time at most. Of which i'll write the estimate up to be 5k so OP gets to pay the landlord almost 2x the deposit again.

>The apple juice bomb will go off after the photos were taken.

this doesn't do anything

Nothing I have done so far has left much of a trace, I didn't fully block any drains yet, I've just blocked them enough so when the time comes a bit of pubes and cum should cause issues.

I'm thinking stealth is the best way to proceed.

homicide and suicide calls are becoming less and less prevalent. I clean more hoarder homes than anything now with maybe 1-2 NTE destruction a week.

I can't post any images here because i have to send the same images to the police for documentation and all it takes is one person to do the legwork and i'm out of a good paying job.

moar

there is no stealth if you were the tennant on the agreement any damage found after you move is automatically assumed to be you. Even if there was a natural pipe leak you would still be to blame as rental agreements state that the renter must in report them in a timely manner.

Two tenants leaving st same time he said

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I created a solution of piss and protein shake. I'm thinking of letting it rot for a while then pouring it into the AC unit or dryer. This ought to be untraceable.

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two names still on the lease. 2 people will get a talking to by the local police or sheriff and 1 will be taken to court by the landlord.

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He sent me texts claiming I'm not a tenant at all but only a guest. If I beat his BS claims that he can't prove about property damage then I can countersue for all the money I paid to him in rent because he voided our agreement. I'm going to come out on top here, my friend's dad is a jewish lawyer.

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you're just an idiot

also this information is generally spread among landlords and retained for use by major leasing companies so once OP is done fucking himself over he's going to struggle to find a place that will rent to him.

F A G

>but only a guest.
this will not stop the law from charging you and will probably just get any legal adviser to laugh at you

This is a private agreement which has no paper trail. I'm subletting and there is no lease with my name on it. An informal security deposit exists which I have the receipts for, which he is refusing exists. I'm not tied to this at all once I walk away on the 1st.

>he's trying to stop people from ruining their lives on petty revenge

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put shrimp in shower curtain rod

>An informal security deposit exists
did you sign anything?

As long as there is no evidence I'll win my case. This place is a shithole already which I documented right when I got here in case this were to happen. I only moved in because it was the cheapest rent in the area and now I have to fight for money kept for a security deposit. He was originally going to keep 100 from that security deposit for a "cleaning fee" which I intend on making him work for.

Not him but they do. Idk about bed bugs but they definitely sell cockroach eggs.

RAPE HIS FUCKING DOG OR GRANNY YOU FILTHY NIGGER

Yes, he destroyed his copy thinking I didn't have mine, but it still exists. It's not certified by a bank or anything so I don't want to have to litigate, it's going to be a bitch. I'd rather just steal a few tools, fuck up some shit slow- burn style so by the time he realizes he's been fucked it's too late.

>put shrimp in shower curtain rod
This is brilliant. I'm going to create a puree so that there's no obvious evidence

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the point of a security deposit is to insure the landlord enough to cover damages done by a tenant. Theres no such thing as an informal security deposit. Unless you signed something as a sublet which mysteriously ends up damaged after your NTE then you legally just gave them money out of the goodness of your heart and still owe a deposit.

-shit (no exact quantity, about 2 days worth of shits should be ok i guess)
-any hot sauce, above 500k scoville should be fine. i use a 1.5 mil one
-piss (a liter should be fine)
-yeast
-mince meat
-gasoline
-if you can find any, surströmming. about 250 grams

feel free to add anything else that heavily ferments and stinks, but this are the basics of a killer bomb, so no need to add anything else. before you start, leave the mince meat out for about 12 hours, the more the better. if you can buy any cows/pigs blood at a butchery, even better, place that on top of the mince meat

mix everything, except gasoline and sauce, place on stove, medium flame, but not close to boiling. mix for 5-10 minutes at first, then every 20-30 minutes for 2-3 hours. add mince meat with the blood in, mix a bit. season with sauce, mix every 20-30 minutes for the next 4 hours. if you want, you can add flour and make a basic dough that you can stick somewhere, or you can keep it liquid. pour in bottles or whatever liquid container you have, and store in ~25 degrees celsius place for 3 days minimum. leave a little air at the top, otherwise its gonna pop and spread that mix everywhere. after the 3 days, feel free to do whatever you want with it. pour on floor, in ac unit, dishwasher if he has any, water tank. enjoy

piss in the back of his tv , place some termite above the gas heater

suddenly OP 30-50k because he destroyed an apartment complex block instead of just 1 place

I find this pleasing. will add to the solutions I have already been curating. I'm thinking a sprayable one should be used on walls and corners while a more concentrated one should be used on appliances such as the dryer, AC, fridge and inside the shower head.

This guy gets it.
>don't be such a nigger OP

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its fake he's just trolling for comments. If he really was going to do any of this he'd timestamp his face

He kept promising he'd bring out the legal paperwork and never did, there wasn't anything about the housing that was weird so i kept paying rent and living here comfortably. We both live within the space so I can't even piss him off without worrying about a redneck hissy fit and having all my shit destroyed.

The fuck kind of place do you live in where you have appliances in your bedroom

actually it sounds like he's doing it on purpose to get you to sperg out and destroy shit so he can get you to essentially get yourself fucked. Ive seen landlords push nigs to destroy their property so they can get insurance, legal payout and substantiating evidence to refuse section 8

I had my switch and some blankets stolen by this crackhead girlfriend lady and the reaction from this guy who let her in was, "wow that's really unfortunate that happened"

>yea if he was really gonna break the law and shit he would have shown us a picture of his face, social security card, pay stubs and grandfathers will

if it wasn't for jackasses leaving their shit lying around there wouldn't be thieves in this world.

>hurr durr live in a shitty neighborhood
>leave valuables unsecured

She stole your switch?!

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perhaps. but perhaps I can stealth sperg his shit and he's too dumb to collect the evidence correctly.

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its all fake anyway OP hasn't the nuts to do it otherwise wheres the pictures of that retards apple juice toilet bomb?

I must be nice living in your mom and dads house in their gated community

too bad this is all fake

nah, i used it on a shitty apartment i got kicked out of cuz landlord thought i fucked his gf. while he had no proof, he was pretty sure, so he faked some shit about me not paying last 3 months and he let me slide, cuz we're "pals". yeah, i just made that mix, and besides the fucking smell in the house after cooking it for almost half a day, i poured that in about every single place i could think of. i passed next to that apartment (bottom floor) about 5 months after moving out, and the entire thing had its windows open, with about 10-15 workers inside, and the stench of my mix still there. i ended up talking to them out of curiosity, and 5 other people moved out cuz of smell. good times.

0/10 nobody is tough on the internet there champ

Ahh, aiming for that go to jail free card eh?
Destruction of property is something children do when they're throwing a fit.

>literally in a private bedroom in a regular neighborhood
Yes, I don't game a whole lot and had it in its box in my closet. When I went out to buy Super Mario Maker 2 and get that popping, I found she had walked off with the thing about a week ago.

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did it take a crane to get it out?

nigger op post a textscreen of the solution you have been "curing" or this is all fake

>Super Mario Maker 2
the soy is strong with this one

nice digits. get what out?

its most assuredly fake. A post designed to bring out the underage newfags who think hiding milk in a drawer somewhere will destroy the entire planet

when you oust a newfag in seconds

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>kys

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What a complete faggot comment, I like Mario games. I'm not a ghey who sits around and plays MMOs or some shit all day, I'm a professional with an active lifestyle who likes to veg out only occasionally.

>I'm a professional with an active lifestyle who likes to veg out only occasionally.

absolutely reddit

see pretty sure he got some serious faggots helping him

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just more manchildren who are probably more mad that his switch got stolen than anything else

>The stories and information posted here....

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I'm only coming to Yea Forums for help and to provide some entertainment. It turns out half of Yea Forums today is a bunch of pussies that want me to worry about the law. This isn't exactly my preferred dwelling space you sad fucking troglodyte.

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You’re doing the right thing, OP. Fuck these virgin neckbeards. Probably never faced any real adversity in their life. Get your pound of flesh. Do it for your Nintendo Switch.

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Dude spray pam on the walls in penis shape

You should just burn the house down. You said you were all being kicked out? The suspicion would cast too wide a net. Burn him and hear him scream from the inside. Have you smelled human meat cooked from house fires? It's a life-changing experience.

OUCH! I MUST HAVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH THAT ONE!

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nice try but if you were of any worth you would have posted at least 1 time stamped image by now

0/10

>when you steady implicating yourself and hope nobody notices

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Dude, you are so fucking gay. Do you even read your comments before you post them?

I posted myself peeing into a bottle that has protein shake in it.

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he hasn't posted a single timestamped image. I know people like you who grew up on harry potter and whatnot want to believe anything anyone writes down but OP is most assuredly a trolling faggot. It would take only a few seconds to post his face with a timestamp

Is there any way that common appliances can be ruined over time? Like anything I can do to a fridge that will cause it to break down in like 45 days?

i remember the original thread that came from buddy

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So many insane peoppe who've never experienced the ongoing ridiculousness that taking things to court can do. This would take months out of his life that he would earn the same the from if he doesnt waste the time. This way he gets to have fun getting revenge, instead of just insisting more mental stress

your newfag is showing

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>instead of just insisting more mental stress
such stress
very overwhelm
much strife

0/10

-0/10

Whoa! is this the power of ultra snowflake!?

Faggot, please. Go away.

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Why the fuck would that matter? How many times has Yea Forums encouraged people to do dumb shit and then laugh when it blows up in their faces. I bet you call yourself an "oldfag" after only a year here. Pathetic.

Correct. I can take this guy to civil court once I'm out of the house especially once I bait him into more texts admitting he owes me shit. Until the 1st or when I get my valuables out of the house I'm in an awkward situation where we both have access to all of each other's shit and there's tension involving money in the house. If he detects fuckery, including any legal documents showing up he's going to destroy my things and tamper with my truck.

just do a 360° turn and walk away

0/10

many joke
such funny
much enjoy

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Can't walk away from $400 without a fight. This is not how I was raised.

but wouldnt he still be facing the same direction?

this isn't even entertaining anymore. Youve been told to post at least 1 timestamped image but can't even do that. Jesus christ dude there are easier ways to get ask reddit stories

yeah you just gotta give him more money because the aspergers in you is so strong

ITT a bunch of kids think any of this is actually happening simply because someone said it was.

Your name isn’t on the lease, so it’s not your apartment.
Get your own place next time.

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0/10

-10/10

Troll Thread of the Day. Congrats, OP, this has been hilarious.

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What state?

youtube.com/watch?v=XRj8ZxnzWGo

kinda sad actually. The best these kids can think of is "lol shit in the sink OP it pisses my step dad off!"

or buy some apple juice OP the anarchist cookbook says it causes a massive fireball

while others are just mad because they have to go back to school soon

Ïve genuinely hoped id never see marks asshole again and here we are

he's a grown man that owns a switch so probably CA or NY

I don’t get it

Put dogshit in the curtain tube

abandom ship lads, only pic he posted was already saved on my pc a while back. nice larp, but its only funny for about 5 seconds. see ya in the next retarded thread op

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This has been good validation for not having used Yea Forums in years. I come here in my hour of need hoping to generate a little lulz and half of what I get is people telling me to call 911 and give up all my money and pride. I have had shit stolen from here and now I have to move all my shit twice. I'm fucking pissed, I was gonna travel to hawaii to get my WFR and now I have to do it somewhere cheaper or maybe I won't be able to afford it this year. I'm not stupid with finances but I'm independent and pretty poor.

all you had to do was post a timestamped pic CJ

see

Stop wrongfagging this thread dude. uploading now

pffft nobody is falling for it. Your harem of children has abandoned you for a twitch stream of fortnight.

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literally nothing

post your face

Got it at a police auction for my cousins to play when they come over. I do like old school mario games and was looking forward to super mario maker 2.
>implying having a switch is less mature than shitposting Yea Forums

I'm about to commit a felony, gfy

Have him illegally evict you. You will likely be entitled to 3x one months rent plus other damages like paying for temporary accommodation if he does without going through the courts. Maintain all documentation and make copies of your lease with him. Keep the lease in another location outside of the property. Account for all of your valuables and take out a renters insurance policy in case anything get damaged or goes missing. Also, having that renters insurance policy *may* protect you some for the damages you plan on causing.

>>implying having a switch is less mature than shitposting Yea Forums

>thinking that it isn't

you aren't doing shit you queer

legit just a piss bottle. theres no way you have poured pounds of sugar in the walls and there isnt a spot. mate, come on, post some actual proof and stop larping

Fecal matter is your friend and an absolute bitch to clean up, leave as much of it behind as possible, better yet; cover all walls with it, the ceiling too

Thanks user, I've secured enough evidence to prove that I'm a resident paying rent here but there's no copy of any lease I can get. I'm not on the main lease, I'm just subletting from a person who originally represented themselves as a landlord but is actually a tenant. They are attempting to leave the house in a couple months, which means any damages which I cause will be their responsibility to repair. If I wreck the fridge, I'm not paying for it, the cunt that fucked me out of my $400 and is making me move will be.

I will take the legal route seriously and only perform pranks which are less tracable, I'm thinking stinking out the dryer, AC unit and vents is a great solution but I can't leave behind foods, only liquids.

How can I show you sugar that is inside a goddamn wall which has a panel screwed over it?

How about this, give me a good project idea and I'll document carrying it out.

He wouldn't even have finished the word "unfortunate" before I would have rearranged his dental work.

seecook that shit and document it and maybe people will actually help with other ideas, otherwise everyone will take this as another larping thread and fuck off